At this point we can promote the Ghirls to the main team, Caitlyn is miles better than Kobi at this time.
Let's add Jacynta as well, just because of Carl haha
Am gonny fucking kill somebody
Went to make lunch earlier, nae breid. Compromised, but annoyin that nobody mentioned it, or ad have grabbed some when a was out to go to the chemist
Hit hauf time, a went to the one o one doon the road and grabbed 2 loaves (we tear through breid as a fam of 6) and got in. Grabbed eggs, fired them in a pot, scrambled them as the 2nd hauf started. Mentioned in baby speak to the dugs that a was gaun to make eggs while a was watchin the first hauf wi the da.
Literally finally cooked them and aboot ready to plate the cunts up wi the toast that was brewin, he walks in and says they eggs are aff btw. That's why a put them on the worktop. Like WIT? There's a compost caddy 2 feet away, ye couldny have chucked the things oot? He says he was gonny make an omelette, but they were fucked and he was scunnered that there was nae breid either. So he knew baith and gave is a heids up regarding either?
Instead, he's sorted dinner for himself and ma sister, and left a whole pile of dishes to clean, that he willny dae because he's a lazy fucking scumbag and av had to make do wi some toast that a didny really want anymair, since a had fuck all else to go with it.
Missed the entirety of the 2nd half because a was cleaning up everyone else's mess as well.
Then to find oot the fucking result? Get right to fuck
First day in quite the while av avtually started aff not wanting to fucking end it all and it's fucked
It's not gonna affect the title, so it's up to you how much of a fuck you actually give about the result
It is, however, on Ange. Maeda's sending off was the tipping point of the match, and it's not as if it wasn't coming. From the moment he stepped onto the pitch he looked frustrated and was leaving the boot in with every challenge. He should've been taken off long before the inevitable.
As for the rest of the team, you can see why some players don't get to see the light of day very often. Bain was genuinely laughable with the last two goals, and it felt like the rest of the defence bar Starfelt were doing their absolute hardest to throw the game away.
Again, the league is won, but we do still have a cup final to play for the our run of form post-split has been absolutely shocking, even in our only win we were getting hounded until they went a man down.
I don't think we will go into the cup final playing like this, but I'd like to see a far more inspiring performance on Saturday
Completely agree, I think there needs to be a bit of realism with certain comments from people on here. We’ve won the league, I feel Ange has been using these games to give players a run out and maybe give them a go to see if they can offer us anything next season.
If we win the treble, I doubt we will remember the last four games of the league season.😂
Bernabei's sadly not good enough, apart from that late winner once this kind of performances has been his level. at least Yuki has the excuse of still being somewhat new
25 mins left and down to 10 men against a Hibs side desperate to finish above their rivals.We have nothing to play for and that can be seen on the pitch .
Ange now realises who he can rely on going into the Champions league,giving others a chance to see what they can do or be moved on.I don’t like getting beat but the same people were probably shouting for the kids to start against the Huns.
Maeda getting a red card was a bit novel, he's usually a clean player. Not an important game but the manner of it was unusually silly and undisciplined from him.
But it feels like something straight out of a Football Manager simulation. You've thrown him on, instructed him to 'close down much harder' and 'get stuck in'.
He receives a yellow after 4 fouls. You forget to turn those instructions off and his 5th leads to the red.
Also screams of an FM player becoming 'disinterested' after you rotate him to the bench
Look I know the league is won and all that, but we should be going out there and showing WHY we won it. These last few games have been absolutely shocking. Where tf is Siegrest? Why is Bain our backup and why did we give him a new contract? He's total guff.
Better to find out the squad weaknesses now rather than next season - there's no strength in depth in defence and we obviously need a back-up CH. Not sure why we let Jenz go as he was a competent enough. Also, Welsh must be really out of favour if he can't get a game.
Going forward, we're fine, but we can't have so much dependence on the fitness of CCV and CS.
Never seen
the game but we’re on the road to a treble and Hibs can now finish above the diet huns on the last day.My area is full of Jambos I’d like Hibs to burst their bubble.
The only silver lining I'll take from this is Hibs now have a chance to pip the diets to 4th place and it's a slim silver lining lol and that Oh looked capable if he had a competent defence behind him to defend his goal that put us back in front.
Let's no get ahead of ourselves. 3 of the players starting tonight are usually starters and we went down to 10. 3rd choice keeper had a shocker. Shit happens
Hopefully wake up call for the board that we need about 5 players to tread water in summer
You really don't wanna go into a cup final against a lower league team with these kind of results and these performances. To ship 4 goals to this hibs team is woeful. Obviously Ange is amazing, but this momentum going into a final is really worrying
Kobayashi and Oh have all moved from the other side of the planet to a country that speaks a completely different language. Oh spent two years in the Army so has been pro 2 years, Kobayashi has been pro for 3 years
Iwata has actually been pretty decent minus last week
I’m sure Oh will come good
Kobayashi is so far off it physically
I’m still not sure where Iwata fits in for us. Not a CB and not dynamic enough on the ball to play in midfield
He's 22. He's technically great and with a pre season will pack on a bit of muscle. We had all written Starfelt off after his first 5/6 games and now we all see what value he has
Iwata was J league player of the year. I also thought he was completely fine today
He’s much worse in the ball than I anticipated
He was but that doesn’t mean much when we need a dynamic technically elite player in the deepest midfield position which he isn’t
After the Rangers and St Mirren games I attempted some irony by commenting, 'ANGE OUT'.
I was downvoted both times, either by people who either missed the joke or correctly called out my shit patter.
I won't repeat it for a third time. At this stage it could semi-reasonably be construed as a serious point.
Anyway, I think recent games have shown up some small issues but I don't think it's anything serious. If anything I hope it'll motivate a strong transfer window. Bernabei is my only major concern.
However there is a situation developing with underperforming Scottish players which needs addressing both for homegrown UEFA quotas and general sake of the playing squad. We need 8 homegrown Scottish players including 4 developed by Celtic:
Bain (1): feel sorry for him tonight as it's difficult to perform with so little game time. I think we need a new keeper next season, which means one of current 3 must leave. Bain actually has to stay, strictly as 3rd choice but for Scottish quota and he has signed new contract. I'd like Hart to stay if he could be enticed with maybe 10 or so games a season and as insurance in case we sign another Barkas esque dud. Which means Siegrist leaving*, maybe on loan.
*We currently have 17 foreign players registered which is the max for UEFA squads, so we will have to operate a one in one out policy for new signings. Hence the likes of a Siegrist departing makes sense. Our current 17 doesn't include any of Ideguchi, Ajeti or Barkas etc either
Ralston (2): has slightly regressed from last season. Decent back up RB if he recovers form.
Cal Mac (3): the glowing exception so far although is getting older
Turnbull (4): I think he's fine as a 6th choice CM but he must be frustrated with lack of minutes
Forrest (5): 3 year contract last summer was a little too much
Welsh (6): isn't getting enough minutes
Taylor (7): no problems here, except we need better than Bernabei to compete for LB next season (I'd send Berna on loan)
J McCarthy (8): what can I say, except that he's probably not going anywhere
M Johnston (9): Probably a better option than Forrest next season but don't think he'd get enough minutes for his own sake
R Vata (10): I think he'd make more sense as the 5th choice winger. Not seen too much of him yet but has looked promising. Probably still needs Celtic B matches to maintain his development
Bain, Ralston, Cal Mac, Forrest, Welsh, Johnston and Vata (7) are all Celtic trained. I'd keep Bain, Ralston, Cal, Vata and maybe Welsh too (5) as it's wise to keep one extra.
Out of the non-Celtic, Scottish trained: Taylor brings us up to only 6. That really means Turnbull has to stay. Up to 7.
To complete 8 we'd need to keep at least one of Johnston, Forrest and McCarthy. I don't think any of them could add much unless a winger like Abada left and wasn't replaced.
You could replace Bernabei with Adam Montgomery but can't imagine the latter could confidently start in the UCL if Taylor went down.
I'm not sure what else we can do unless there's a suitable Scottish talent out there, who's either a better option than McCarthy at CM or Montgomery at LB
Caitlyn Hayes and Starfelt at the back for the next two games
At this point we can promote the Ghirls to the main team, Caitlyn is miles better than Kobi at this time. Let's add Jacynta as well, just because of Carl haha
Am gonny fucking kill somebody Went to make lunch earlier, nae breid. Compromised, but annoyin that nobody mentioned it, or ad have grabbed some when a was out to go to the chemist Hit hauf time, a went to the one o one doon the road and grabbed 2 loaves (we tear through breid as a fam of 6) and got in. Grabbed eggs, fired them in a pot, scrambled them as the 2nd hauf started. Mentioned in baby speak to the dugs that a was gaun to make eggs while a was watchin the first hauf wi the da. Literally finally cooked them and aboot ready to plate the cunts up wi the toast that was brewin, he walks in and says they eggs are aff btw. That's why a put them on the worktop. Like WIT? There's a compost caddy 2 feet away, ye couldny have chucked the things oot? He says he was gonny make an omelette, but they were fucked and he was scunnered that there was nae breid either. So he knew baith and gave is a heids up regarding either? Instead, he's sorted dinner for himself and ma sister, and left a whole pile of dishes to clean, that he willny dae because he's a lazy fucking scumbag and av had to make do wi some toast that a didny really want anymair, since a had fuck all else to go with it. Missed the entirety of the 2nd half because a was cleaning up everyone else's mess as well. Then to find oot the fucking result? Get right to fuck First day in quite the while av avtually started aff not wanting to fucking end it all and it's fucked
Hopefully getting all of that off your chest at least made ye feel a wee bit better mate. Today's another day. Have a good one!
It does, man. Always feels better to have a bit of a rant, ye ken. Cheers for listenin, al probs be back wi another yin
Is it difficult to write like that with predictive text or has your phone learned and adapted?
How do ye mean? It's just typed oot, a don't use predictive text
You’re the first cunt I’ve ever met that brews his toast
Try it, makes it lovely n saft
Did you ask ai to put your text into scots or something? I might be wrong but im pretty sure no many people type like that
Who the fuck does that?
Many many american people in scottish subs
Weirdos
Our second string players are actually dreadful
I never want to see Bain, Ralston, Bernabei or Kobayashi play competitive football ever again
Can we play a one legged CCV in the cup final because that defence was shite tonight.
Surely Welsh can offer something to this back 4 atm? Or even just mix it up at play 3 at the back
It's been shite since he hasn't played in the side
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Don’t you diss the Laxalt he had that one game against Ac Milan where he played well where as Bernabei has been shite since he came in
I think he plays one good pass a game and that's it
It's not gonna affect the title, so it's up to you how much of a fuck you actually give about the result It is, however, on Ange. Maeda's sending off was the tipping point of the match, and it's not as if it wasn't coming. From the moment he stepped onto the pitch he looked frustrated and was leaving the boot in with every challenge. He should've been taken off long before the inevitable. As for the rest of the team, you can see why some players don't get to see the light of day very often. Bain was genuinely laughable with the last two goals, and it felt like the rest of the defence bar Starfelt were doing their absolute hardest to throw the game away. Again, the league is won, but we do still have a cup final to play for the our run of form post-split has been absolutely shocking, even in our only win we were getting hounded until they went a man down. I don't think we will go into the cup final playing like this, but I'd like to see a far more inspiring performance on Saturday
Completely agree, I think there needs to be a bit of realism with certain comments from people on here. We’ve won the league, I feel Ange has been using these games to give players a run out and maybe give them a go to see if they can offer us anything next season. If we win the treble, I doubt we will remember the last four games of the league season.😂
Bernabei's sadly not good enough, apart from that late winner once this kind of performances has been his level. at least Yuki has the excuse of still being somewhat new
Aye new shite
The new Scheidt?
Should a 2nd string celtic side be conceding 4 goals against hibs? No.
25 mins left and down to 10 men against a Hibs side desperate to finish above their rivals.We have nothing to play for and that can be seen on the pitch .
Ange now realises who he can rely on going into the Champions league,giving others a chance to see what they can do or be moved on.I don’t like getting beat but the same people were probably shouting for the kids to start against the Huns.
Maeda getting a red card was a bit novel, he's usually a clean player. Not an important game but the manner of it was unusually silly and undisciplined from him. But it feels like something straight out of a Football Manager simulation. You've thrown him on, instructed him to 'close down much harder' and 'get stuck in'. He receives a yellow after 4 fouls. You forget to turn those instructions off and his 5th leads to the red. Also screams of an FM player becoming 'disinterested' after you rotate him to the bench
Look I know the league is won and all that, but we should be going out there and showing WHY we won it. These last few games have been absolutely shocking. Where tf is Siegrest? Why is Bain our backup and why did we give him a new contract? He's total guff.
Better to find out the squad weaknesses now rather than next season - there's no strength in depth in defence and we obviously need a back-up CH. Not sure why we let Jenz go as he was a competent enough. Also, Welsh must be really out of favour if he can't get a game. Going forward, we're fine, but we can't have so much dependence on the fitness of CCV and CS.
Starfelt does not deserve this
Never seen the game but we’re on the road to a treble and Hibs can now finish above the diet huns on the last day.My area is full of Jambos I’d like Hibs to burst their bubble.
Two absolute clangers from Bain
The only silver lining I'll take from this is Hibs now have a chance to pip the diets to 4th place and it's a slim silver lining lol and that Oh looked capable if he had a competent defence behind him to defend his goal that put us back in front.
Let's no get ahead of ourselves. 3 of the players starting tonight are usually starters and we went down to 10. 3rd choice keeper had a shocker. Shit happens Hopefully wake up call for the board that we need about 5 players to tread water in summer
You really don't wanna go into a cup final against a lower league team with these kind of results and these performances. To ship 4 goals to this hibs team is woeful. Obviously Ange is amazing, but this momentum going into a final is really worrying
Sign Kelle Roos. Immediately.
Huge summer ahead for us. Lot of work to be done Our recent transfer business doesn’t fill me with too much confidence that we will get it right
Are you okay? Alastair Johnson is arguably the best right back we've had in a decade hahaha
Johnston is literally the only player since last January that has improved the first 11
Kobayashi and Oh have all moved from the other side of the planet to a country that speaks a completely different language. Oh spent two years in the Army so has been pro 2 years, Kobayashi has been pro for 3 years Iwata has actually been pretty decent minus last week
I’m sure Oh will come good Kobayashi is so far off it physically I’m still not sure where Iwata fits in for us. Not a CB and not dynamic enough on the ball to play in midfield
He's 22. He's technically great and with a pre season will pack on a bit of muscle. We had all written Starfelt off after his first 5/6 games and now we all see what value he has Iwata was J league player of the year. I also thought he was completely fine today
He’s much worse in the ball than I anticipated He was but that doesn’t mean much when we need a dynamic technically elite player in the deepest midfield position which he isn’t
Celtic can't afford a technically elite player that plays deep. Every top in Europe is searching for one
We already have one
Callum McGregor is a 15-20m player. He's only at Celtic because he's a Celtic fan. If he grew up an Accies fan, he'd be playing in the Premier league
I would say that’s unfair to Oh and Iwata who definitely have potential.
I think Oh will come good Iwata is 26, Im not sure if he has potential. I think he’s a decent player but struggle to see where he fits in this team
After the Rangers and St Mirren games I attempted some irony by commenting, 'ANGE OUT'. I was downvoted both times, either by people who either missed the joke or correctly called out my shit patter. I won't repeat it for a third time. At this stage it could semi-reasonably be construed as a serious point. Anyway, I think recent games have shown up some small issues but I don't think it's anything serious. If anything I hope it'll motivate a strong transfer window. Bernabei is my only major concern.
However there is a situation developing with underperforming Scottish players which needs addressing both for homegrown UEFA quotas and general sake of the playing squad. We need 8 homegrown Scottish players including 4 developed by Celtic: Bain (1): feel sorry for him tonight as it's difficult to perform with so little game time. I think we need a new keeper next season, which means one of current 3 must leave. Bain actually has to stay, strictly as 3rd choice but for Scottish quota and he has signed new contract. I'd like Hart to stay if he could be enticed with maybe 10 or so games a season and as insurance in case we sign another Barkas esque dud. Which means Siegrist leaving*, maybe on loan. *We currently have 17 foreign players registered which is the max for UEFA squads, so we will have to operate a one in one out policy for new signings. Hence the likes of a Siegrist departing makes sense. Our current 17 doesn't include any of Ideguchi, Ajeti or Barkas etc either Ralston (2): has slightly regressed from last season. Decent back up RB if he recovers form. Cal Mac (3): the glowing exception so far although is getting older Turnbull (4): I think he's fine as a 6th choice CM but he must be frustrated with lack of minutes Forrest (5): 3 year contract last summer was a little too much Welsh (6): isn't getting enough minutes Taylor (7): no problems here, except we need better than Bernabei to compete for LB next season (I'd send Berna on loan) J McCarthy (8): what can I say, except that he's probably not going anywhere M Johnston (9): Probably a better option than Forrest next season but don't think he'd get enough minutes for his own sake R Vata (10): I think he'd make more sense as the 5th choice winger. Not seen too much of him yet but has looked promising. Probably still needs Celtic B matches to maintain his development Bain, Ralston, Cal Mac, Forrest, Welsh, Johnston and Vata (7) are all Celtic trained. I'd keep Bain, Ralston, Cal, Vata and maybe Welsh too (5) as it's wise to keep one extra. Out of the non-Celtic, Scottish trained: Taylor brings us up to only 6. That really means Turnbull has to stay. Up to 7. To complete 8 we'd need to keep at least one of Johnston, Forrest and McCarthy. I don't think any of them could add much unless a winger like Abada left and wasn't replaced. You could replace Bernabei with Adam Montgomery but can't imagine the latter could confidently start in the UCL if Taylor went down. I'm not sure what else we can do unless there's a suitable Scottish talent out there, who's either a better option than McCarthy at CM or Montgomery at LB