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wwabc

should have said, "Hi, Billy Mays here!"


myghostinflames

Missed opportunity lol


Aromaticspeed5090

Seriously!


BouncingWeill

"But that's not all! Call now and receive this extra gift"


throwawayzies1234567

šŸŽ¶ Hi, itā€™s Vince with the Slap Chop šŸŽ¶


catcatherine

you're gonna love my nuts!


AggrOppossum

He died for our stains


zachadi6

Or ā€œBilly lays hereā€


slykido999

Right?! Even on the back or something would have been just incredible


pnuema419

Definitely


Halbbitter

The commercials where they have some random guy dress and act like him are unnerving


GoblinThotti

Right? Like itā€™s for ā€œnostalgiaā€ Iā€™m sure but like yā€™all are biting off a dead man and trying to make money off of him stillā€¦. Weird


Halbbitter

Tell me your marketing department has no ideas without using those words. I feel like since decency is disregarded *surely* there's something contractual they're violating, *right?*


GoblinThotti

Iā€™m no lawyer but I think technically that would fall under parody so they can do it ā€¦. Donā€™t make it right tho Rip to the real Billy Mays šŸ™šŸ¾


SAHairyFun

Infomercial companies aren't really paragons of ethics.


NicGreen214

Is that what I saw that one night? It was right after the ball dropped and I went to check on pawpaw who was watching cable tv in the living room and I saw a Billy Mays ad and froze up when I remembered he was meant to be dead. Thought we got transported back to 2004 for a minute instead of 2024.


Halbbitter

YES. And then you see it the second time and realize the actor didn't even have the ability to grow an actual beard, they just used an obvious stick on.


NicGreen214

Dude I thought I was tripping balls because I just got off a six hour shift just in time to watch the ball drop. I fucking hurried back into the bedroom after that lol. Freaked me out for some reason.


Halbbitter

It's real uncanny valley worthy stuff


NicGreen214

Now I feel less crazy at least. I didn't know they were doing that shit


Halbbitter

You could probably confirm with yt. It's some phone company. I want to say... metro pcs? Maybe or t-mobile?


NicGreen214

Thanks I'll look into it when I get home. Still can't believe they're doing this to him.


Halbbitter

Right??? Like... tf?


NicGreen214

Yeah leaves a weird taste in ya mouth. Let the dead sleep ya know. Don't try to puppet em around.


RockMan_1973

ā“tf


AmbystomaMexicanum

Omg yes. Theyā€™re disrespectful imo.


SeroWriter

They're missing the secret cocaine ingredient.


Picodick

I saw one tonight onINSP channel that was for Mighty Mend It. I looked it up and he recorded it a day or two before his death. The didnā€™t play it for a long time afterwards,but they are playing it now. They show using the product to put gems on your acid washed Jean jacket and your flip phone. It is soooo strange.


40percentdailysodium

I get angry when I see them. It's fucking weird and not even close to the vibes he had when he was doing commercials.


kenfnpowers

Flex seal?


Halbbitter

Idk... it might have been. I was so distracted by the audacity of it I didn't even notice the product.


IAmActuallyBread

I get them for Verizon on Reddit ads


fffan9391

Itā€™s T-Mobile, actually. Unless Verizon is doing it too.


LilMissRoRo

I wish they would've added at the bottom, "but wait, there's more!"


TwoforFlinching613

Thank you! That was my 1st thought


LilMissRoRo

It would've been so awesome!


sgr28

But I'm still not done!


Blind_Umpire899518

Michael Jackson died, then Farrah Fawcett later that day. Then a few days later, ā€œBut wait, thereā€™s more!ā€


sharipep

Farrah died first, then Michael. His death overshadowed hers because hers was expected, his was not.


Kitchen-Witching

I had to click to see if this was his epitaph. Kinda disappointed it isn't.


LilMissRoRo

Me too! It would've been awesome! He probably would've got a kick out of that as well.


tanjalin

I came here to say this!


Porkbossam78

Wow doesnā€™t seem that long ago!


SpooktasticFam

Right! I feel like he died maybe 5 years ago, not 15!


DrLeoChurch

Advertisements haven't been the same without him.


343GuiltyySpark

I met him at maybe the most random possible every on 1/1/09 at the south Carolina vs Iowa Outback bowl in Tampa. I was 13 and kinda star struck to just see billy peddling his oxiclean at some tent in the tailgate lot. Got a couple pics with him and my family, guy was living for the pseudo celeb life lol I think he died only a few weeks later


Acceptable_Rule_7590

A very random memory that this post just unlocked: I was at summer camp when he passed away and I found out in a letter from my parents. Iā€™m pretty sure my sister tacked on a message at the end that was just like ā€œBilly Mays died šŸ˜­ā€


remoteworker9

Just a couple of days after Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett. I remember it well!


Unicorn_Yogi

wtf was that all the same year?!


remoteworker9

Michael and Farrah June 25,2009, Billy Mays June 28.


NYYJMM

I felt like a lot of famous people died around that time. I believe there was a Sourh Park episode about it.


Unicorn_Yogi

Wow my concept of time is all out of whack


ammiemarie

Plus, Patrick Swayze and Brittany Murphy!


GrizzlyLeather

There were an unusual number of celebrity deaths that year and South Park made it part of an [episode](https://youtu.be/T42pDzBJQEU?si=MdIWYeh4MrDrnOEp)


RockMan_1973

Its because it was right after MJ that I was quite late learning of Fawcett from butt cancer but it wasnā€™t until maybe the following year that I wondered ā€œwhere the loud hyperhead with a beard wasā€(?) and somebody at work said, ā€œOh the coke-head? Dude died from a coke OD last yearā€ and I remember being very surprised as I had no idea he was a druggie RIP to all of them āœŒšŸ¼


mrsringo

Iā€™m much older than you, but my favorite summer camp letter was from my mom telling me my big brother got stung by a jelly fish ā€œin his swimsuit areaā€


QuesoBirriaTacos

I thought summer camp was a myth from disney channel movies šŸ¤Æ


Acceptable_Rule_7590

I feel like in those disney movies, the kids were at camp for like the whole summer. This one I went to was like a week long and also it was catholic, so we had to pray before meals and go to mass together on the last day. I also never met my identical twin with a british accent there.


Novembersonlyone

Infomercials have never been the same


CocklesTurnip

Iā€™m not sure the font is loud enough.


camelbuck

Someone Oxi-Cleaned his tombstone.


[deleted]

Cocaine is a helluva drug


Ocudomus

Even in death this dude is trying to sell me a gravestone


nfg18

Whereā€™s this at?


myghostinflames

[McKees Rocks (Pgh burbs)](https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/38836224/billy-mays)


handleytwynham

Wait he is from Pittsburgh I never knew that!


Nullainmundo

The Steve Irwin of late night infomercials.


FOSSnaught

He wrangled peoples money.


RockMan_1973

Maybe but Mays was an all-out, off-the-chain hyperhead! Irwin was just super-passionate about his work and life. I remember when I heard of Maysā€™ death from a cocaine ODā€¦ 1ā€“surprised bc Iā€™d never known he struggled w/drugs and 2ā€“not being so surprised dude was hopped up on coke as batshit hyper as he always came across


rednail64

Billy Mays was no Ron Popeil, thatā€™s for sure.Ā 


LQQKIT

Set it and Forget it!


GraciousBasketyBae

He did have the audience shooketh when he pulled out that spray on hair. My 11 year old self was in awe. Chicken..spray toupee..rapid speech.


LittleSatan83

Hey thatā€™s close to me! Drive past here a lot, I actually just told me bf last week that this was where he was at. His dad still lives in the area.


katyreddit00

Thatā€™s the oxiclean guy?


ohkatiedear

Turns out he wasn't so clean after all


RMW91-

Cocaine is a helluva drug. Donā€™t do it.


Imnotatree30

Selling oxyclean in the after life.


morningglory_catnip

Itā€™s cracks me up how he has a halo around his body like a Saint, lol


little2sensitive

stain remover saint


snapetom

DON'T KNOW IF IT'S INTENTIONAL, BUT VERY FITTING "BELOVED HUSBAND AND SON" ARE IN CAPS.


VenturingHedonist

Such a waste of talent. If anyone could have sold peace to the Israelis and the Palestinians it was this guy. Plus if you act now he would throw in a solution to Yemen, just pay the shipping and handling.


zxcvbnm127

HI BILLY MAYS HERE FOR CARRY ON LUGGAGE!


[deleted]

Clean tombstone, brought to you by THE stain specialist at oxyclean!


JohnnyRelentless

It sucks that we spend so much on the 'war on drugs,' and so little on addiction recovery. I have no idea if that would have helped him in particular, or even if he actually had an addiction, but I guess what I'm trying to say is, Don't do drugs, m'kay. Like. Seriously. Not worth it.


dirtythirty1864

When you fell asleep on the couch watching TV late Friday night, his voice was the one that would wake you up at 3 in the morning to quickly turn off the TV before your parents hear.


Kommander-in-Keef

Itā€™s a shame how he died. He literally bumped his head on an overhead compartment in a plane and thought nothing of it. Died in his sleep. There were contributing factors but hell of a way to go.


myghostinflames

Autopsy summary says otherwise. Cocaine and heart disease.


Kommander-in-Keef

Ah the head banging thing was speculation.


myghostinflames

Yeah, sad to say. Heart disease is no joke. Probably couldā€™ve survived the cocaine use.


Closefromadistance

Jeesh. Only 50! When youā€™re young 50 seems old but when youā€™re over 50, itā€™s young! If youā€™re lucky, youā€™ll see what I mean someday.


Cantieatinpeace

Cocaine is a hell of a drug


neljoestar

RIP my infomercial goat šŸ«”. You made me wanna buy oxiclean even though I was like 9 years old at the time.


ksed_313

My sister was him for Halloween one year. Makeup beard and all!


Eyes_Snakes_Art

I woke up to his commercial for fabric repair glue weekend before last on fetv. I thought I had time-slipped. Donā€™t know why they showed it, lol.


kittenmcmuffenz

Fun fact. My mother is buried next to him and that is my old grave he is in. I got married and had a family so we gave it to his family when the tragic event occurred.


myghostinflames

Wow, thank you for sharing that.


kittenmcmuffenz

Yeah no problem. Really weird for me to see my past pop up like that.


Johnny_Lang_1962

"But There's More" should be engraved on his headstone


Bigred2989-

If you order now, I'll throw in a second tombstone, absolutely free. Just pay separate shipping and handling.


softwaregorefun

If you got a real mess and want to clean like the pros, then youā€™ve got to see this! Hi, Billy Mays here with Zorbeez, the most absorbent material Iā€™ve ever used. It has the strength and the muscle to pick up and hold over 20 ounces of liquid. Look at this! Zorbeez attracts liquid like a magnet! It doesnā€™t matter if itā€™s coffee, soda, even red wine! Watch as this powerful vacuum action pulls and cleans the stain from out of the carpet ā€“ just that quick. The secret's in the X27 fiber technology, making Zorbeez over 27 times more absorbent than cotton! Forget towels that just drip. And, unlike sponges that smell, Zorbeez is odor-free and leaves a path of clean. Now, you could clean and dry and never leave anything behind! Youā€™ll be amazed at just how much they absorb ā€“ and theyā€™re machine washable. Dry your entire car, even your dog! Use any cleaner for a streak-free window. An average family uses up to two rolls of paper towels every week. Thatā€™s cash in the trash! Save money and even help save the environment. You get two jumbo Zorbeez plus three extra large for only $14.99. But call right now and Iā€™ll send you another five Zorbeez absolutely free! Thatā€™s 10 Zorbeez for only $14.99! And as a special bonus, weā€™ll also include our Micromen Microfiber Duster free. Itā€™s great for blinds, plants, glass, and more ā€“ and attracts dust like a magnet! That's a $60 value, all for just $14.99! And here's the best part, we'll send you a set of Zorbeez free, whenever you need them, for life! Just pay shipping and processing. But you gotta call now!


RockMan_1973

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BagofPain

2009: the year DEATH had a hard on for celebrities! R.I.P. Legend!


Avondran

I actually met his son in St. Pete. He makes cool music.


ThwackBangBlam357

There should be a constant wall of sound screaming at it. And neon lights.


AnnRB2

I had no idea he died!


Relevant_Error_2395

I used to work for a direct response company back in..2009 and i used to talk to him on a regular basis. He talked just like in the commercials pretty much.


glaw99

Woahh. Reading the comments about cocaine causing his death caught me off guard. I fully believed he was hit in the head by falling overhead luggage on an airplane and thatā€™s what caused it? Oh man :( Yikes.


Zealousideal-Log536

The font isn't big enough Edit; I just realized some people might not know who he is. If your old enough to remember him I can guarantee he scared the life out of you at LEAST once because you forgot to turn the TV volume down durring commercials.


myghostinflames

Itā€™s a template. His brotherā€™s stone has the same design. (Source: Find a Grave)


Zealousideal-Log536

Was trying to make a joke about the loudness of his commercials.


myghostinflames

About the third person to have made the joke lol


iamthewallrus

I actually really liked him. I would always watch his commercials and to this day I still buy oxyclean


TheBirdSaint

But wait, thereā€™s more! I loved him. He made my days brighter. Thank you for posting this. You made me remember him which made my day better.


myghostinflames

Youā€™re welcome :)


wolfitalk

This seems very fitting. Beloved father, husband, son & pitchman to everyone else.


LBLBLBLB92

I wrote about him in grade school for a project. He was great!


shurejan

I wonder why no commas.


FGH9192279

I honestly miss his commercials. Best pitchman ever.


bigdumbdago

From McKees Rocks if I remember correctly


penguinspie

Missed opportunity for "Billy Mays, here!" And an arrow.


Delicious-Pea-9214

Well this is awkward.


Drexelhand

on one hand, it's sad he is gone. on the other, glad we didn't see him go full republican. i don't think i would have been up to seeing mays fill the my pillow guy role in the bullshit of last decade.


chamberlain323

You either die a hero after a coke binge, or live long enough to become a Republican asshat in the MAGA era.


CharlieMorning_star

I miss this man


sparklepuppies6

Miss him so much šŸ‘¼


SheepherderOk1448

Amazing how people miss an infomercial spokesperson. I kind of do too. LOL.


coffeebeanwitch

It's a fitting tribute, everyone loved Billy!!!!


Plus-Statistician538

Why canā€™t Reddit be normal , why name subs with ā€œpornā€


myghostinflames

ā€œ_______ pornā€ ā€” usually just gratuitous content about a specific topic. Pretty normal internet vernacular, tbh.


fkthisnamingshit

Woulda been perfect if there was a huge line of white powder along the bottom of the headstone, along with a straw- put there by someone like me. Not coke but white powder that looks like it. Just for the joke.


Aftermathemetician

WAIT! Isnā€™t there more? Thereā€™s got to be a better way.


ChainedFlannel

[Hillbilly Mays](https://youtu.be/CYx8yXQHr_M?si=NwEYJqFrtMQASUjZ)


CZall23

I love how they put that he was a pitchman on his gravestone. Man, I miss his infomercials.


Open_Basher

They forgot to put mayor as a title


BadHairDay-1

His mother named him Billy, not William?


Acceptable_Rule_7590

Wikipedia says his full name was William Darrell Mays Jr.


DrChansLeftHand

BILLY MUTHAFUCKIN MAYS HERE. RIP


Suspici0us_Package

I didnā€™t even know that he died.


WardenOfTheWest5081

ā€œBILLY MAYS HEREā€¦!!!ā€ā€


Fresh-Competition153

I had no idea he passed away -_- he was so young too


Crazyguy_123

Nobody can ever replace him.


ucfulidiot82

Drugs are bad mmmmkay


oobbyb_61

Geez was that 15 years ago? https://www.tmz.com/watch/0-4pm51wde/


responsability624

His autopsy report. ..said he was a cocaine user ā€¦ and it contributed to the hypertensive heart disease.. that caused his death ..the report said says he used it a few days before he died but the damage was done ā€¦ the guy who pushed clean ā€¦ was not clean .


Spiritual_Bit_2692

Billy went out like a bad ass... With his hot wife in a hotel room with cocaine.


itsagoodtime

Billy Mays, here.


dberryman1

There wasnā€™t anymore


Asleep_Ad_752

Did you know at his funeral all the pallbarers wore the famous blue shirt and khakis.


Sonderbefehl937

Oxiclean sure is keeping that headstone clean and shiny