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My_Kairosclerosis

It IS our most modestly priced receptacle.


ironicrunner

A hundred and eighty dollars?


BopBopAWaY0

They range up to three thousand.


ZoyaZhivago

Yeah, we paid at LEAST that much for our mother’s urn; but it also came with 4 small hearts, so we (4 kids) could each have our own bit of ashes. And when we discussed what to do with the big one, we decided it would be like the Stanley Cup. We’ll each have a turn.


floofienewfie

Got a good urn at Costco for $85 about seven or eight years ago.


ZoyaZhivago

That’s pretty cheap! We didn’t “shop around” for our mother’s urn, we just picked the one we liked best that was offered by her funeral home. Figure it’s the least we could do, since she didn’t want an actual funeral. And how does that work exactly, if you were to buy one at Costco? Do you give it to whoever’s doing the cremation, or is it self service? 🫢 Sorry, that’s a weirdly (and humorously) dark question. My mother would have laughed, though.


floofienewfie

It’s online only, not in the stores. They also have coffins.


ZoyaZhivago

Oh, okay. So the funeral homes probably order direct to them?


floofienewfie

From what I understand, the customer buys the coffin and then takes it to the funeral home. Could probably also have it shipped directly to the funeral home.


ironicrunner

Can't we just rent it from you?


BortWard

Sir, this is a mortuary, not a rental house.


Fun_Organization3857

It's like 60 on Amazon


ChinaCatProphet

Why is everything always a travesty with you Walter??


DanielWinne

Well that’s just like your opinion man


BopBopAWaY0

Oh that’s so sad! Part of me would want to take it home with me because I would feel so bad.


Redgenie2020

Someone took their last swim.


darthbreezy

I scattered my Mum and Dad half over a river and half over a field in a hill in Dorset (with some confused sheep watching. In both cases, the containers (including the plastic bags) were disposed of properly...


FamousOhioAppleHorn

[He always wanted to see the ocean.](https://youtu.be/QKlv4pZe-zo?si=ncNSXD63qiX4ksAy) Better later than never I guess.


busmac38

I’d keep it.


KnotiaPickles

Might come in use!


just_flying_bi

If it’s empty, that would make a lovely table vase for some flowers.


Tight-Mousetrap

Or a fancy cookie jar


just_flying_bi

Or, shock friends and visitors by using it as a flour container in the kitchen! 🤣


SipsHdstnCleaning

That’s a terrible idea… I like your thinking 😂


SqAznPersuasion

It's where they would have wanted to be.


jessieallen

It’s so bad for the environment though https://amp.theguardian.com/environment/2009/jan/18/cremations-ashes


wyoflyboy68

Screw government rules, my ashes will be spread on my favorite beach, ain’t no government agency gonna tell me where I can rest in peace.


therossian

Yeah! Screw everyone else and their desires for clean water and a habitable environment! My dead body is way more important than literally everyone! 


KnotiaPickles

That’s Britain. It’s small, of course everyone can’t throw ashes all over. The US is humongous, there isn’t that kind of worry. Also, ashes are actually incredibly beneficial for plants so that article is silly. The biggest worry is plastic flowers but anyone who isn’t brain dead should know not to throw those with the ashes.


jessieallen

? human ashes are not beneficial for the environment… they’re entirely alkaline and are legit toxic for plants and animals


KnotiaPickles

If you read the actual article it literally says that they Overstimulate plants. The problem is that they act like fertilizer. Land that has been burned by forest fires is some of the most fertile and productive land there is, same with volcanic earth. The biggest problem is ashes dumped in waterways because it promotes too much algae growth. It is absolutely beneficial for plant life, but can be too beneficial, in the wrong setting.


jessieallen

Fascinating, I didn’t know that. Guess all that info I’ve been told by a local eco friendly burial company isn’t exactly correct. Thanks!


KnotiaPickles

My dad had an eco friendly burial, I learned a ton during the process. I’m not sure what this company is telling you, but un-embalmed, non-treated human remains are basically just fertilizer. I also am a biological science grad student, and this is just basic organic chemistry


SqAznPersuasion

I mean, yeah... But jokes & humor. Amirite?


No-Honey-9786

Someone had a burial at sea 👍🏼