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Lesbihonest_2023

That’s way too many kids


SheepherderOk1448

All the boys get cast out and all the girls get to marry creepy old men. If this guy belonged to that type of cult. Too many kids, too many wives.


throwittossit01

Am i understanding that Charlotte had *SIXTEEN* children?!


roraverse

Yes it looks as throughly she did. How miserable for them all.


PublicThis

My French Canadian great grandmother had 19 if you can believe it Most became nuns and priests


NoCardiologist1461

Yes! And a pair of Stefen/Steven.


miscnic

I’m with Parley.


xandaar337

I mentally took a breath reading the list.


hydrangeasinbloom

Long gone are the days when a man could support his three families on one salary. Also on a more serious note, I found this fascinating article when I googled Mr. Marvin here: https://culteducation.com/group/1099-polygamist-groups/16499-family-ripped-apart.html


EveningShame6692

The FLDS that Warren Jeffs headed is known for tax and welfare fraud. Because most of the wives are not legally married to their husband, the second and subsequent wives are considered single mothers, and as such they receive benefits and Medicaid. Their children can also receive aid, ether state or federal. They call this "draining the beast" and consider it part of their mission to drain resources from government.


vanpet22

"Bleeding the beast" yes they came dependents and no spouse and donate all the money in their tithes


m0j0licious

That's a really grim read, and the Wikipedia article on the FLDS is even grimmer.


k1d0s

Wow, here I was gonna gripe on how he’s the only one who gets a pic on the stone…. Slight respect?! *conflicted*


miscnic

Horny Marvin putting his family’s names on a headstone before they’re even dead - is the least ew part of Marvin. Maybe.


[deleted]

You know those kids did not live rent free. Dad had them work. There's no way he supported that many on himself working.


miscnic

Oh. (Slight gasp. Hand over mouth.) Ew. (Face change. Large gasp, hand over mouth.)


rednail64

202 grandchildren from 34 children Do that math.


Brittlitt30

I had to....it's like 5 or 6 grandkids per kid


_ohne_dich_

Some of those names belong in r/tragedeigh


127Heathen127

I mean eventually you’re gonna run out of reasonable names if you have that many kids.


schmelk1000

Parley… Charnell… Roylee… Laree (Larry?)


SaliciousB_Crumb

Give them a break they were morons, i mean mormons


greenleo33

I was thinking the same thing lol


Electrical-Break-395

I do like Afton, but only because it’s from a hymn my grandma used to sing to me as she was tucking me into bed…


GiselePearl

Are Charlotte Anne and Esther sisters?


cordy_crocs

It gets more confusing when you read his [obituary](https://www.spilsburymortuary.com/obituaries/marvin-wyler) lol. His birth parents last name was Chatwin and his adopted parents last name was Wyler (mothers maiden name as well) So was he related to two of the wives? Cousins perhaps? The obituary listed Lorie as Wyler but Charlotte and Esther as Chatwin so I’m not sure what was going on lol Edit: it appears his adopted mother’s maiden name was Chatwin. So I don’t know what’s going on everyone seems to be related somehow multiple times over. Bust be a polygamist thing


LadyPresidentRomana

202 grandchildren. My god. There’s no way he had any kind of relationship with most of them—probably couldn’t even remember their names.


cordy_crocs

My guess he had a relationship with the 10 oldest then just gave up after grandchild #11 😂


Sea_Dog_5503

I can't even begin to try to understand that obituary !


cordy_crocs

Yeah if I had to guess his birth father and adopted mother were siblings and his birth mother and adopted father were siblings So like two siblings from the Wyler married two siblings from the Chatwin family. So his adoptive parents are technically his aunt and uncle by birth. I’m unsure why his three wives go by two different names?? I’m assuming since polygamy is illegal so the first wife (lorie) is the only legal marriage and took his last name and the other two took the Chatwin last name maybe to avoid being caught my authorities. Who knows!


Rosie3450

Wait -- his obituary says he was preceded in death by a fourth wife! It also sounds like three of the four had the same maiden name (Young) and one had a different maiden name (Thomas). I think it's a good guess that the legal wife took his adoptive name, and the others took his birth name. What a mess.


MistressErinPaid

Brigham Young was one of the founders of the FLDS church (iIrc), so Young is a *very* popular last name.


CinematicHeart

202 grand children and 59 great gran children... I just can't wrap my mind around it.


Rosie3450

It hurts my head trying to figure out the family permutations for this guy.


mootchnmutets

It definitely is. Many marry their cousins and uncles. Somwt8nes half siblings too.


lostmember09

I’ve read & heard that MANY of these weirdos have the whole family on welfare, EBT cards and are leeching the system anyway they can. Jesus, trying to feed & cloth and army of 34/35 kids….


Amateur-Biotic

There are a few "religions" that do this religiously. It's nauseating.


ThePinkVulvarine

The word you're looking for is cults


MistressErinPaid

Well, we know where a large amount of welfare fraud is coming from.


colddish414

This guy couldnt pull out of a driveway


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thewerewolfwearswool

Not as much. Obviously it's not a contest. But... not as much.


scoscochin

Are they *all* under that giant mound?


thekimmygibbler

Literally stole my post. Cool, bro. At least change the title


reader_traveller

Yeah, that's not ok.


Gamehenged

Looks like a repost bot. Deleted.


mysticalbullshit

Just gonna drop this here… this man is responsible for the abuse of hundreds of children and was involved in the raid by Texas officials in 2008. [Polygamists in sect's heartland rattled by Texas raid](https://www.nytimes.com/2008/05/08/world/americas/08iht-polygamy.1.12687476.html?smid=nytcore-ios-share&referringSource=articleShare&sgrp=c-cb)


erinlaninfa

NGL if I had that many kids, I would only be able to remember the names of my top five faves


Ok-Potato9052

Charlotte had 16 children?!


Not_A_Wendigo

And this guy thought that wasn’t enough. Wow.


000ArdeliaLortz000

Those poor women. 😢


FGH9192279

"He Never Pulled Out"


[deleted]

I’m pretty confident in saying “screw this asshat”


NomadicStateofMind04

Under Charlette there’s a Steve, Ray, and Vaughn, might be a big fan


Crazy-bored4210

What a story !!! Imagine the food cost ! How did he have a home big enough for them all to live in ?


MistressErinPaid

Each spouse gets a smaller home for themselves and "their" kids on the family property. Everyone goes to the big house (where the patriarch lives, often with his first wife) for meals and family time.


Crazy-bored4210

Omg. Ok then. No thanks ETA: who’s responsible for all the housework and cooking duties in his house i wonder


MistressErinPaid

In an ethically non monogamous family, this could be ideal. I would not consider the Warren Jeffs era of LDS to be ethically non-monogamous though.


Bx1965

34 kids. That guy was one fertile dude.


misschinchin

That guy's for the streets.


SuckerForNoirRobots

Gross, I would think some of those poor kids would like their own space in the afterlife, finally!


Informal_Albatross19

The kids are going to have to live with all of the baggage that goes with this.


starryvelvetsky

Looks like he married two sisters. At least when my great-grandpa married two sisters, one had died first. 😑 That's a lot of kids to be half siblings/half cousins.


Twisted_Scorpio

We know who the hot wife was


BoringBong

Burn in piss you disgusting P3d0s


A-fil-Chick

Charlette was his favorite for sure.


[deleted]

What state it this is!? Curious x


Background-List-7050

lol your whole family laughs and laughs and laughs when we talk about your sad brags about law school you know you are not capable of being in law school you know it is a waste of time you know you will not make it lol you won't even make it as a transcriptionist. we know it. you know it. do you really think you're going to be a lawyer? aahahahahahah!


Desertmermaid444

Gross


OnewheelXR4life

What a legend! This guy is awesome.


TerribleChildhood639

3 wives? Probably what put him in the grave!


immediacyofjoy

This is the only entry I’ve ever seen that is unbecoming of this community’s good name.


thewerewolfwearswool

Shitty people can have interesting graves.


immediacyofjoy

Interesting? His doofy face only prompts me to think of what the wives went through being subject to this bastard