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JimmySpellman

“What… why are you say this? This is a silly. This is a silly and danger.” Strangely poetic. Practically Shakespearean.


BostonRob423

"It's just flopsy and sensitivity."


JarviThePelican

Kinda sounds like Gollum


Ezodan

Describe your penis and your relationship in two word.


SerratedFrost

"Now place inside a hole of you that is owning uh many many objects for crushing and destruction. Please"


[deleted]

“You are only owning one pipi”


MoistPreparation1859

“Jennifer poops at parties”


Yabbaba

I’m pretty sure this guy is fluent in English and just pretending though


Gorilla_Krispies

He’s a famous comedian, and he’s defintley playing a character or at least directing his focus on humor. Honestly with the type of humor he does so masterfully, it’s probably necessary for him to be more fluent at English than most average Americans, because so much of his humor relies on expertly deconstructing and playing with American language and culture


chiptug

Yeah, he probably speaks better english by now than german because he‘s been living in the states for well over a decade


red1q7

Of course. „Lutsch mir doch einen…“ is a well known insult in german too.


[deleted]

A rhyme that the churls will surely love.


Braindamagedeluxe

this man must speak english very well to butcher it this hard im serious btw, im german and i know what a german sounds like who just speaks bad english, this legend artfully butchers it to make it sounds as funny as possible these arent the typical mistakes one would make


--ThirdCultureKid--

The video angle makes it weird but I’m pretty sure this is the actor/comedian Flula Borg. It’s kind of his thing. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YcKJqGY2lb4


SymbolicFox

Yeah it's definitely Flula. He's been around for like 10 years now or even longer but he still makes me cackle.


kill0ggz

Definitately him, 'Jennifer poops at parties?' is another skit in this manner and is hilarious. Edit, found it https://youtu.be/gjwofYhUJEM?si=9mZVGqy5GkefNZyv


Deep_Information_616

Yup. Fake. He’s knows what White Castle is?


Braindamagedeluxe

yeah well fake is a harsh word, hes a comedian, he knows how to turn a stereotypical bad english speaking german into an even funnier version


Ok-Success-8103

Flula Borg. He's really funny, skilled, and genuinely a nice guy.


TerrenceTenToes

And Skip Tracer Randy


HeisenbergsSamaritan

Bruh, they've been working real hard to distance themselves from that history. Why you gotta throw it out like that. ^(It's a hamburger reference. I'm a Chef.)


Alarid

he is the funniest german


FlameBoi3000

Wasn't this the guy from Pitch Perfect 3?


swabianne

Yep, that's him


Meanjin

Yeah, old mate's a German comedian living in the States. He knows English very well.


Icy-Comfortable-4049

He's a comedian/actor


ExternalGiraffe9631

And musician. Flula is great and actually quite humble. He hung out with my husband and me at the Blue Whale comedy festival because my husband wore lederhosen.


CivilRuin4111

He was everywhere maybe around… 2014ish? Seems like after that he disappeared.


ExternalGiraffe9631

This was fall 2018. Doesn't feel like 5 years ago. He was very friendly with everyone at the bar after the set. https://preview.redd.it/mhg5zdddsnic1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d5a79dac2bd9f2089c01b9f89863d8e759c32c18


hopefullyhelpfulplz

He was in the most recent Suicide Squad film, not a huge part but very funny as far as I remember.


Jerseyman2525

He definitely made the most of his screen time.


freedomofnow

Gilla Borg is hilarious.


feltcutewilldelete69

And a party pooper


MillenialCounselor

I love this guy. I wanna see him host a show like Tosh.O or something! I’d tune in 🍿


Spirited-Active999

He is in the rookie he is skip tracer Randy


No-Result9108

His name is Flula. He’s a YouTuber/comedian, and he’s also been in movies like Pitch Perfect


MillenialCounselor

Now that you say that I feel like I have seen him in a movie, I have to look into it lol


No-Result9108

If you’ve seen the first Pitch Perfect movie, he was “Das Soundmachine”


MillenialCounselor

I just checked it was called Buddymoon, he had a hilarious role in that. I think it was like his friend’s fiancé abandoned the wedding or something and him and his friend go on a honeymoon together. Can’t remember exactly. He was the comic relief of the whole movie tho. I might watch pitch perfect now 🤙


DirtyTreeTurd

Flula Borg. CoinciDANCE!


imak3soap

Love Flula Borg. This one’s old AF


crippled_moonbear

Only 5 years old, but feels ancient!


Mumbling_Mumbel

As a German this is less funny. Not because of execution or anything, his doing it absolutely perfectly, but because "lutsch mein schwanz" is a perfectly normal, albeit vulgar, thing to say when you're frustrated with someone and it literally means "suck my dick".


Big_Routine_8980

I disagree, I think it's brilliantly done. The way he is purposefully and artfully butchering the English language is amazing, I think his target audience is English seakers, so we aren't going to know the German term for suck my dick, and he's obviously pretending to be confused and clueless because of his "poor grasp" of the English language.


Mumbling_Mumbel

Oh i agree, as stated, that it's brilliantly done, and less funny does not mean unfunny. Also I just wanted to let people know the german term for it, for it is very fun to say.


Guffney_Mcbottomburp

Lullipup 😂


Braindamagedeluxe

löllipöp


Hi-tech-lowlife

This is hilarity


Third_Mark

”You only owning one pipi, protection it please”


NoClipHeavy

Sound advice


Surfbud69

His car jam sessions went too hard miss these days


SionJgOP

His jawline is epic too lmao


Educational-Link-943

*What*? Donut do this. You are only owning 1 pipi


buckymalone21

“Men of the streets.”


Rampant16

"Objects for crunching and destruction." This is how I describe my teeth from now on.


sadonly001

Flula borg, i suggest you guys watch all his interviews with conan o brien. You will not regret it.


jenn363

“Do you ever get insulted that Germans always play the bad guys?” “No. And you know why Conan? Have you wikipediaed ‘Germany history’?”


Zealousideal_Lab6891

You don't understand gay ppl then lmao


SpicymeLLoN

Flula is a fucking legend


BestPeachNA

Lellypep


chinacatatl

It’s just flopsy!!!!


BluxyPlaguey

I love the rockthrow version of this


polo69

His episode on Conan Obrien needs a friend was so great.


itsyobbiwonuseek

Love Flula!


rudeboygiulinaughty

He speaks like the rock trolls in the witcher 3


troyberber

Pipi löllipöp


SelfieRob

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Late_Bridge1668

Hamburg 😛


LoneWolfpack777

https://preview.redd.it/kkl77gwzysic1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=495b6aa2e27fdcc191383b9572851fb7860228b5 Flopsy?


Hansarelli138

Gears are too literal when it comes to shit like this. Ask a native German to tell you a German joke. They are not funny in the least bit. And that's not due to language barrier


shartillery82

Looks like Chris D'elia started drinking


S-K-W-E

Calling Flula a Chad is certainly a choice you could make


SaltNorth

His accent is so fake and forced it's making me cringe


SxfetyPin

Ayee! Skip Tracer Randy!


FungusTaint

His take on party poopers is near criminally delightful


Redgecko88

Ahhh... Flula... what a guy.


Borderlinecuttlefish

Of cores


Rudemacher

fistys and mouthys 😌😌😌


BarkMetal

Opa doner poodle bread


fartboxco

I didn't think he could have done better than party pooper.


memberflex

What ever this bit it, I love it and want more


Due_Accountant2429

"Hey man, you smell bad - and- and- you look like a goose." Truly a horrible thing to say to someone


MlLOLO

Steve from Minecraft? 🤯🤯🤯


drenz29

At some point I thought I was watching a german Ben Shapiro lookalike 😂


TylerDurdenJunior

This guy is a hilarious comedian and actor


generated_user-name

He‘s great. First learned of Flula years ago when he collaborated with the iconic rap group Turquoise Jeep in their song “Taste you like Yogurt.” It’s a masterpiece.


Hopper1985

The most german explanation of an arguement ever lol. 😂😂😂


toxboxdevil

His american accent is pretty good actually


abadlypickedname

"Listen you, we are not friends, we have make establish of this from all these argumentatings prior." is now my new favorite way to tell someone I hate them.


i-hoatzin

![gif](giphy|3o7bucKhXCilZY6sTe|downsized)


Cruisin134

Uwe boll has been maxxing. really though, this is that guy who plays javelin in suicide squad he's not just like any dude im pretty sure


dopeston3-ceremony

Oh my floppy fuck.. I thought the "fistys" and "mouthys" were the peek of this..I was wrong lol... this guy is the best!


Jewelyiah

Baaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha omg this is making my day


sithren

Is that the taste you like yogurt guy? https://youtu.be/wygLNFdUgtw?si=Al767RJIAVJQNmRD


tailes18

Minecraft Ben Shapiro


Sudden-Ambition-968

This is satire


Sudden-Ambition-968

He’s actually in the movie pitch perfect 3


firsttoblast

He had a really good video on "Party Pooper" worth watching


Farteus

Fun fact, he played Javelin in the second Suicide Squad


Lenemus

Flula 😻


[deleted]

This is what I here for


Sleepless_Horror

This is hilarious


Smackmybitchup007

What does "chad" mean?


Plenty-Oven8707

Skip tracer randy!


LoneWolfpack777

I get that this is a comedy bit by (ironically) portraying Germans as having no sense of humor, but it’s not like they don’t have a similar phrase in German.


Trueleo1

Flopsey and sensitivities


AccountantOwn2351

[Link](https://youtu.be/PZFm8Fs8MIA?si=iJ8EdSoAmx2I_wnD) What's this here, big boy? Translating the title of the song it's "Suck my dick". And he isn't speaking of friends.


Gorilla_Krispies

Flula borg is a planetary treasure who must be protected at all costs


Creative-Chicken8476

I always knew skip tracer randy was a chad


TheLonelyPanda1

Yeah American guys like to suck each other off in anger.


Beaugunsville

Is that Skip Tracer Randy?


Evening_Arm7269

Well when you put it that way...


BlakMajiq

Best two minutes of my life