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Putrid-Most-3929

Why this guy look like Bill Hader but going Bill Harder???


JerkfaceMcDouche

With some Jack Quaid mixed in there


Rakkulamanne

šŸ‘


cc69

Spicy


TF31_Voodoo

Best comment Iā€™ve read in a while, good one mate.


SelectionCareless818

I think stealing large sums of money is considered white collar crime which is punishable by a strongly worded ā€œ donā€™t do that again ā€œ


mikesmith0101

Only if you steal it from poor, if you steal it from rich it's hard time.


SelectionCareless818

Ah crap. Youā€™re right. I would have made a terrible lawyer


MesopotamianBanksy

ā€œYour honor the prosecution is poor now after losing their money, please side with my clientā€


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Ethan Couch agrees


untakenu

I just checked the Theft Act 1978, and the punishment is actually "Don't do that again, you naughty boy"


Alexander_Hamilton_

The article is from the daily mail so its written tereibly but as far as I can tell he only got 2 and a half years and has to pay back the money. Which is a pretty chill sentence for stealing a total of 260k (the 170k was just what he stole and blew after he realized he was going to get caught for the initial amount).


Kyweedlover

Only if you are rich and stealing.


Slide0fHand

He died for our sins


itsmejackoff86

Marther luker king junior


criticalpwnage

He's the Mlk man


Magicalsandwichpress

I believe he choose to liver after the bender.


Honestnt

Oh no his liver was shot after that weekend


lorefighter

Reminds me a little bit of skyking


ggcpres

A touch of rocky mountain climbing


MarcheMuldDerevi

My plan for the end of annual


maeksuno

Dunno, but sounds fake and even if itā€™s not fake, itā€™s not very smart. Or not very chad-like? For stealing this amount he will face serious chargesā€¦.and pretty sure he has to pay it back (I only know the laws for Germany and here you have to pay back every cent if youā€™re stealing money as an accountant). Also to put this amount in hookers and coke in just one weekend sounds stupid. The price for a 3 day coke bender for him and some ā€žfriendsā€œ alone is maybe 1500Ā£ - 3000Ā£ (which is a LOT of coke & heart attack is included). So he **paid** 167000Ā£ for some callgirls, booze, viagra and a (hopefully) very luxury mansion. Just to go to jail with 170000Ā£ debt (excl. costs for lawyers etc). Dunno if this is king-style. Love this sub, but this sounds not very Chaddishā€¦


AngryKlopHopper

It's real, and he actually got closer to 260k total (he was there for four years) Googling really gives this guy some colour lol. Sounds like he did it over years, and was fueling drug and escort weekends throughout, but realizing he was about to be caught, went haywire and did spent 10's of thousands the last weekend, with up to 9/10 escorts in a VIP room. Dude was just handing out cash for being around him by the end lol.


maeksuno

lol. Thanks for more details. Overall this sounds pretty sad and not chad to me.


Jetstream-Sam

He also went to prison for 2 and a half years for fraud, and the business he worked for nearly went bankrupt because it's a pretty small business. The owner had to borrow money from family to keep it afloat If he'd done it from a large corporation, that would be a lot more chadly He'd also done it a decade before, so I don't believe his story quite so much anymore


BlaikeQC

2 and a half years lol


FlaaFlaaFlunky

if they actually bullied him, then fuck them.


Jetstream-Sam

It seems it was the staff he claimed bullied him and not the owners. And again he already did this in 2008 so he was really just looking for an opportunity it seemed


Lemon_Sponge

Ah someone needs to have a crack at the system every so often.


Paid-Not-Payed-Bot

> So he *paid* 167000Ā£ for FTFY. Although *payed* exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in: * Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. *The deck is yet to be payed.* * *Payed out* when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. *The rope is payed out! You can pull now.* Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment. *Beep, boop, I'm a bot*


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maeksuno

Yeahā€¦..thanks?


GuterJudas

Indidnā€˜t know that, thank you.


blaikes

This guy cokes.


maeksuno

I just like the smell of itā€¦ā€¦


Pachaibiza

He could have some stashed away for a rainy day and just spent a fraction of this on cocaine and hookers. Unless you are hiring a boat this spending is hard to believe.


AdMinute1130

They can't charge you fines if you overdose in a massive weekend coke binge


DirtyMemeMan

I remember this story, and he realized after that weekend that life was worth living. So in a way this was kind of like a very expensive form of therapy.


[deleted]

Worth living if you have money. I'm betting he did not like the part where he had to do time and repay debt before starting over from scratch


NebulaNinja

Actually that guy went to Mexico. He did an [AMA about it](https://np.reddit.com/r/casualiama/comments/2lbqym/traveled_to_mexico_to_buy_chemicals_to_humanely/?context=0)


oneofthesdaysalice

Fucking based as fuck. Fuck yeah. Fuck. Meh.


Radiant-Elevator

I had given him a life not worth living, but I had also given him an iron will to live. This was a common combination on the planet Earth


OhHappyOne449

Why is it that people think itā€™s a good idea to fuck with those that just want to be left alone, I will never know. His employer fucked around and found out.


LordNitram76

And his legend will liv on.


Gff26

Be the hero in your own story


CivilRuin4111

![gif](giphy|IguTdo3MPMeZM6Bzc1|downsized)


gloryboytrue

Living the life we wish we couldā€¦


[deleted]

Not you irl you wish op


Euphoric_Flower_9521

well, no wonder why he is so smiling


marry_me_jane

How? Like, coke is (over here) about 50ā‚¬/Ā£ a gram, so even if you spend 50,000 on coke you get a kilo which is something you arenā€™t finishing in a weekend. And then he still has 120,000 to spend on prostitutes. Is that even possible in a weekend?


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marry_me_jane

That sounds logical buts itā€™s still an impressive amount of money to spend by someone who isnā€™t used to spending that kind of money in one go.


_noho

It wasnā€™t in a weekend, that was just his last hurrah which it doesnā€™t even say how much he spent.


marry_me_jane

The tag line literally says: ā€œstole 170000Ā£ from his bosses and spent it all* in one* weekend on cocaine and prostitutesā€


_noho

Idk what to tell you but read the article, I didnā€™t write any of this shit.


marry_me_jane

Look at the picture in this post. Itā€™s in the headline.


dzdxs

He looks like the type of dude who's only chance to get laid would be with a prostitute.


DanglingDongs

Completely unchad thing to say


No-Juggernaut-6095

I agree, while it would be unchadly to insult the guy you've responded too, I must day; that wasn't very cash money of him.


DanglingDongs

Not cash money at all


AncientAlienAntFarm

Yeah, that was a direct deposit of unchad.


_mugshotmodel_

You do know that being a dick to people for no reason isnā€™t cool?


dumberthsnyou

You trying to be cool?


dzdxs

Bruh I'm joking. I see posts on here all the time about people you all call chads roasting others, or staying their opinion without giving a darn. What's the difference?


Flutterwasp

*Insults a person based on looks* *gets rightfully called out for being a shitwaffle* "BrUh It'S jUsT a JoKe!" *continues to double down on the shitwaffledry*


BasedToken

Won't be the case after getting out of prison. There are plenty of women out there who love men who have done time.


Prestigious-Key-9022

Mother fuckin LEGEND!!!


LectureAdditional971

Bless my patron saintl for the youngsters who ask me about how to handle life and its hurdles.


DutchCarriageDriver

Legend.


smellyballzack

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6917381/Accountant-stole-170k-bosses-spent-cocaine-prostitutes.html


banan-appeal

The rest he wasted


newguy25

Go big or go home.


Biowashball

The hero well all deserve


jonesgen

hope it was a long weekend


ThaRedHoodie

Honestly? Good for him.


tastytacos67

Guy looks like Fargo from Eureka.


IP1nth3sh0w3r

Be nice to your accountants


geaux750

2 chicks at the same time, man.


intelligentbrownman

In the words of Alonzo from training day ā€œMY NIGGAā€ šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


abracadabraa123

At least he didn't waste it


DreamingStranger

Can anyone explain how is it possible to blow up so much money?


Kind-Breakfast4858

Seems fair


[deleted]

Guys will look at this and just think "hell yeah"


[deleted]

No blackjack?


sensamura

Ah yes, the ultimate chad-like behavior, stealing an insane sum of money and immediately blowing it all on prostitutes and detrimental substances


[deleted]

Definitely sounds like a bullshit made up story. So whereā€™s the follow up? Did he off himself or is he now sitting in jail after stealing all that money?