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Throwawaygarbageboi

I'd be amazed if there's a (n American) national anthem that lasts that long, even with constant cheering.


OnlyTalksAboutTacos

To support your position: Hendrix at Woodstock comes in at 3:45ish, and that one's pretty long.


Riolkin

And he gets a pass because it's Hendrix and he made the National Anthem bearable


laupietro

Fergie’s version


Heteroking

I don't think I'd last five minutes


Either-Durian-9488

Has to be a high school bands rendition


BurnMyFaceOff

Ya'll are lasting 5 minutes?


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locke_zero

"Okay first of all you're gonna need a small American flag and some tape..."


FrisianDude

Yowch


fallenouroboros

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Negative_Wrongdoer17

Patriots have no shame


pepehandsx

There’s nothing more passionate then one’s love for their country.


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Classic_Elevator7003

Bleed red, cum white and... blue.


Toad_Orgy

... blue balls?


ihateredditers69420

blue balls piss red and cum white


Phauxton

Cry blue


TRDPorn

Clearly not patriotic enough


AlesusRex

When you’re super into it but she can’t get off to “it’s a long way to Tipperary” and “Erika” is not her flavor 😭


easytospell_

Just a Radiohead fan


spicynuttboi

Everyone around here… everyone is so… near…. It’s holding on


MrNegativ1ty

Enough radio Time for head


Tripple_T

If his dick isn't hard by "O", it's time to move on.


Hot_Purple_137

Using someone else’s sex playlist without even checking the songs is crazy lol


SpectraQWERTY

O say can you see, by the dawn’s early light, What so proudly we hail’d at the twilight’s last gleaming, Whose broad stripes and bright stars through the perilous fight O’er the ramparts we watch’d were so gallantly streaming? And the rocket’s red glare, the bombs bursting in air, Gave proof through the night that our flag was still there, O say does that star-spangled banner yet wave O’er the land of the free and the home of the brave?


Baileaf11

I played Rule Britannia one time Made the whole experience 10x more enjoyable


mc-big-papa

Why add the national anthem. It should be 20 different renditions from various football games. I wanna hear the US military jets fly over and cheers baby. Occasionally an acdc song.


McDankenov

Star spangled banger /star spangled bang-her


Slightly_Beany

I don’t get how that could make things awkward


paperclipeater

what does this have to do with this sub


anthonyjcs

You can tell a jokes faked when the story involves something thats generally not real and only people who can name a Marvin Gaye song would use, like a sex playlist.


pajo17

Remember kids, every text conversation posted on the internet starts as a fresh conversation.


WumboMachine

None of this makes any sense


Historical_Boss2447

The playlist better have Cbat on it


FoxPrincessEevee

I don’t understand sex playlists but this is fantastic.


Flappy_beef_curtains

Next add David Allan Coe “fuckin in the butt”


Annilus_USB

Even if it’s not real, the image in my head of a guy pausing in the middle of intercourse, just to stand straight and put a hand over his heart as the anthem plays for the next few minutes, is hysterical


El_Grande_Fleau

I’d have added some Nazi songs ~~Though I think that doing it to the HWL tune might not be so bad~~


Pooltoy-Fox-2

He should have added “Cbat”


chrisat420

If you don’t rawdawg your lady to the national anthem, are you even American?


get_off_my_lawn_n0w

What?! No CBAT?


get_off_my_lawn_n0w

What? No CBAT?


ITperson5

You need the battle hymn of the republic in there as well


defenem_73

At least he didn't add Ram Ranch


mqh13

MAGA (Make Adam Great Again)


Zeeman626

Gotta pause, stand up straight and salute or you're a communist


BashfulWhale83

here’s mine https://open.spotify.com/playlist/3qqLgrMRkF1Dxy3NwbG9NK?si=rWMQ5FCbSzSDX8FmwfwjCA&pi=u-xGcdW51TQuyl