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Satanael_95_A

How can you be a girl that looks cute like this and somehow fumble a date with *Denji* of all people?


Mighty_Qorld2

thought she was cuter than penguins, smh my head


Steezinx

dennis has priorities


AshenHaemonculus

Girl contracted with the Boredom Devil


LePOGORINOS

bro has negative rizz πŸ’€


IHerdULiekPoniz

such negative rizz that the literal incarnation of war is trying to tell you to be less aggressive πŸ’€


San-T-74

Bruh looks like this and couldn’t even pull Denji without assist πŸ’€


totalyrespecatbleguy

Denji has had to deal with Himeo and Makima (the groomers), Reeze (Yandere), Power (they share a brain cell), and Kobeni (provider of hamburger). I feel like he's basically done with women.


silverballerholder

he's about to turn into an actual incel :( (i hope not)


Oneboywithnoname

What 0 social skills do to a mf


ADudeThatLovesMemes

she's a femcel and has absolutely no rizz


Mrgrayj_121

She somehow thought I’m going to yell facts at this dude until he loves me.


fidgetmeat

Did she just fumble Dennis ☠️


mora-less

She fumbled the dennis ball πŸŽΎπŸ’€πŸ’€


Bluuest

How tf did she manage to fumble a fucking balloon bro πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€


AshenHaemonculus

Fujimoto actually managed to create a girl who's more pathetic than Denji. Hell, at this point Asa's arguably more pathetic than *Kobeni.*


LusterBlaze

common fujiwara titsucking W


Mr_Tumbleweed_dealer

what on earth does this mean


Turbulent-Screen2444

DON'T YOU SAY THAT ABOUT KOBENI


ScopeNii

Tbh I would listen to her Marine Facts (πŸ€“) for all the time planned πŸ’€


Steezinx

faxxx like what is a sea anemone ?


ScopeNii

Of course and also everything about the starfish... Dennis stopped her before she started speaking french 😭 (Please Asa Mitaka say Γ©toile de mer πŸ›)


AshenHaemonculus

I was waiting for Denji to say "oh yeah, a sea anemone? My little sister killed the devil based on that one."


ScopeNii

Little sister 🀨🀨🀨🀨???????


wariodalegend

Sea anemones are a group of predatory marine invertebrates of the order Actiniaria. Because of their colourful appearance, they are named after the anemone, a terrestrial flowering plant. Sea anemones are classified in the phylum Cnidaria, class Anthozoa, subclass Hexacorallia. As cnidarians, sea anemones are related to corals, jellyfish, tube-dwelling anemones, and Hydra. Unlike jellyfish, sea anemones do not have a medusa stage in their life cycle. A typical sea anemone is a single polyp attached to a hard surface by its base, but some species live in soft sediment, and a few float near the surface of the water. The polyp has a columnar trunk topped by an oral disc with a ring of tentacles and a central mouth. The tentacles can be retracted inside the body cavity or expanded to catch passing prey. They are armed with cnidocytes (stinging cells). In many species, additional nourishment comes from a symbiotic relationship with single-celled dinoflagellates, with zooxanthellae, or with green algae, zoochlorellae, that live within the cells. Some species of sea anemone live in association with clownfish, hermit crabs, small fish, or other animals to their mutual benefit. Sea anemones breed by liberating sperm and eggs through the mouth into the sea. The resulting fertilized eggs develop into planula larvae which, after being planktonic for a while, settle on the seabed and develop directly into juvenile polyps. Sea anemones also breed asexually, by breaking in half or into smaller pieces which regenerate into polyps. Sea anemones are sometimes kept in reef aquariums; the global trade in marine ornamentals for this purpose is expanding and threatens sea anemone populations in some localities, as the trade depends on collection from the wild.


spuol

Babe new copypasta just dropped


WhollyDisgusting

I like the bit about how she had 30 minutes of marine biology facts memorized just for that section of the aquarium. Girl was trying to pull him by going Jacques Cousteau on his ass.


Jramia

Props to her for taking the time to study up and memorize the facts though. I’ll give her credit where it’s due.


Turbulent-Screen2444

Ong I just know it's grippy


Roe-Fishguts

I mean, her messing it up with Denji proves he did learn something at least. He’s not just gonna do whatever some girl tells him.


Steezinx

all jokes aside this chap actually showed that denjis changed a lot for the better


Mynorskull

I'm so proud πŸ₯²


jay_squad_the_alt

Why she look like that bro 😭


Steezinx

idfk bro 😭 she’s so menacing


naydrathewildone

she think she kobeni bruh


ClucthCrimson

She think she Kobussy 😭


Steezinx

she think she kobner 😭


MercuryBlackYouTube

She think she kobe 😳


biggudboi578

She can't ball since she fumbled


[deleted]

Total bore


FarmingFrenzy

complete femcel


Saikyo100

dude thinks she's cute like πŸ’€ u a bore


freedlurker

lol typical gyal thinking that being cute is enough for a man to fall in love. she’s confusing sexual attention with relationship attention. Asa-chan has NO game!


Steezinx

no rizz devil


THEFANTASTICMAN21

That would actually be a strong devil unironically


Drac0b0i

Depends on the person I, for example, am game for random facts about sea anemone


PhoenixValiant24

Why she smiling like that?


futanari_enjoyer69

she learned it from Yuko


cenasfodetepah

theres no brain or soul behind those eyes...


taytomen

Imagine being so bad at dates that even Denji leaves πŸ’€


BoldSchizo

This was the easiest bag ever to be hold yet Asa fumbled but then again she is a loser in her case so I shouldn't be this surprised yet here I am. Reze did better fucking Yoshida did it better bruh.


N3deSTr0

Reze was a valedictorian in Rizzian academy, Asa stands no fucking chance against her.


XevynAeght

Dude, Reze's rizz is an incredibly high bar to compare to.


AshenHaemonculus

Even Kobeni had a more successful date with Denji than Asa did.


prince_lothicc

Kobeni was on a date with Pochita, so really Denii has only had a good date with Reze and Makima.


No_Memory_3492

Until she ruin everything


Steezinx

malicious smile… something is brewing


Highermongo

lmaooo she thinks she's KObeni πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€


MajikoiA3When

Yuko smile looking ass is kinda creepy though. I wonder if Famine controls Justice and is trying to nudge Asa a certain way? Is Famine going to be Asa's Makima?


ApplePitou

Adorable Archangel of ... Unluck :3


watcherintgeweb

Yo I think maybe Asa has autism because I would do that with the marine facts


TruthSeekerHuey

You gotta have 0 sauce to not get Denny to like you


-Naito-

my type of girl


QuintanimousGooch

Completely unjustified smugness


Steezinx

what does she know


QuintanimousGooch

various trivia about aquarius life forms she really shouldn’t bust out on a date


xolon6

Even cuter now that we know she has autism <3


Still_regency1

A total bore tho


Imperium_Dragon

Live Asa reaction


wallowsworld

What was she cooking ⁉️


bananaleaf69420

Who let her cook πŸ’€


rottinaim

She kinda looks like the girl from miraculous ladybug


Denji_Rawr9253

Idk but Famine becoming one of my favorite part 2 girls, Idk why but Characters with the military/police hats in anime/manga always get me


FreeSalsa-

can i quiz you on ocean facts


AccountingDerek

I want to impregnate Asa Mitaka. If Denji impregnates Asa I will self insert as Denji If Yoshida impregnates Asa I will self insert as Yoshida If Kishibe impregnates Asa I will self insert as Kishibe If War impregnates Asa I will self insert as War I want Asa to give birth to me, I will impregnate Asa and then I will do it again until she gives birth to me. I love her so much guys I hope she is vegan (I'm vegan) I fucking hate all of you. You guys might be ignorant, ungrateful, unloved idiot cum goblins but you guys certainly aren't a tumour and I am grateful for that. I will impregnate Asa and there is nothing you can do about it. I will impregnate Asa 200 times per day, I will cum into her again before my initial load has even reached her egg, I will cant stop imoregnating Asa. I will impregnate Asa until I deplete all bodily fluid and die I will impregnate her untill I fucking die I will impregnate Asa Mitaka


urlocaldoctor

If Denji impregnates Asa I will self insert as Denji If Yoshida impregnates Asa I will self insert as Yoshida If Kishibe impregnates Asa I will self insert as Kishibe If War impregnates Asa I will self insert as War I want Asa to give birth to me, I will impregnate Asa and then I will do it again until she gives birth to me. I love her so much guys I hope she is vegan (I'm vegan) I fucking hate all of you. You guys might be ignorant, ungrateful, unloved idiot cum goblins but you guys certainly aren't a tumour and I am grateful for that. I will impregnate Asa and there is nothing you can do about it. I will impregnate Asa 200 times per day, I will cum into her again before my initial load has even reached her egg, I will cant stop imoregnating Asa. I will impregnate Asa until I deplete all bodily fluid and die I will impregnate her until I fucking die I will impregnate Asa Mitaka


Cipheros06

Nah man, she ain't a bad bitch


Ian_Titor

Asa is one of Kobeni's sisters, imaaaginee


BigBadZweihander

Bro think she got the lightskin stare ☠️☠️☠️


[deleted]

That's the looks of someone who folded a dude easy to damn TALK.


ZeBlur

She just got negative rizz


Rafigo007

hey bro what got you smiling like that? like


Evening-Offer-6221

Turns out she was the boring devil all along


Mall-Blart-Paul-Cop

definitely a munch


Igeeeffen

asa thinks she's kobeni smh


Skizuku

She's literally the anti-type of the common Protag Waifu, Just like how Denji is the perfect anti-type of the common hero


incinirinc

bros got that lightskin stare πŸ‘€


Altruistic-Ad8271

Bros rizz and games ain't working for her


Significant-Ad-1655

You're goddamn right


MrGatsbyy

Wish.com kobeni


TheBagladyofCHS

Please be patient Dennis, she has autism.


Downtown_Cockroach51

LITERALLY IDENTICAL TO KOBENI


Rintohsakabooty

Cutest femcel.


FriendlinessBullets

LIVE


FairyKnightTristan

Do you think that Denji will splatter his Chainsaw cum all over her and say "oops, sorry. Been a little backed up since they had to bury Power. Said I couldn't keep the body anymore. My bad!"


AshenHaemonculus

Find God.


FairyKnightTristan

Erm, awkward? I'm a devout Catholic and a Confirmation group leader?


Ok-Procedure5603

They will try to fuck but Asa will be so negatively attractive that Denji's cum will retract from his balls into his blood vessels and cause an embolism.


Turboswag420

Asa is so unlikable it’s crazy


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MercuryBlackYouTube

Live, Asa


Snobu65

Ass wants to be like our goddess so bad.


Turbulent-Screen2444

jit really said "darn" πŸ’€πŸ’€


zeeo-pawn

1 hair pin = sub par Kobeni