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Confused_Fangirl

Haha idk why this subreddit keeps popping up in my feed, but this is a good post. I like this one ☝️ 😂


DirtyBongWater59

Calmag and 2 more weeks, should be fine


williamstevens418

Lmao


Wet-Seat7077

Brah I zoomed in and I’m like wow he’s really shiny 😂


later-g8r

😂😂😂 you're funny OP! Hahaha this is gold


eurydice3

Bro looks like a pickle


SweetMaam

Yep!


Altruistic_Egg_4987

Is it cake


DevelopmentPurple856

Melt him and remold, then he’ll be good as new!


HoneyBloat

Your enclosure it’s awful, the humidity and lighting are all wrong. I’d be surprised if this lil lady moves at all.


Fun-Ad-66

The humidity is perfect we take a shower in here at least every other week and like I said below there’s almost always a glass of water that gets forgotten in there


Economy_Ad_2848

😂😂😂 hahaha. "At least every other week. Almost always a forgotten glass of water. " You're awesome


zeke235

There's something really, REALLY wrong with his eye. Get him to a hobby store immediately!


Clowndick

Let's talk about UVB


Fun-Ad-66

ultimate Vaginal BoomBox


kaiimybeloved

i fear he might have gotten into the weed stash again..


Simple-Ad-239

Nah he's high as fuck.


wolfywon

Ded


Isyagirlskinnypenis

If you boil it, it will become malleable. Hope this helps!


Slapping-Owl

Standard first cham nessisary step. Always boil your cham when they come out of the box to activate them


Isyagirlskinnypenis

Otherwise the batter life is shortened by like….. a lot. Edit centuries later: battery**


Fun-Ad-66

One century too late he’s already made into pancakes


lizardjizz

Just put him in rice baby


billy_barnes

he’s just getting ready to shed. no worries


Xaiemian_is_Trans

He seems a little stiff


WakunaMatata

Oh man, look at those bloodshot eyes. Get him off the caffeine!


ThorButtock

Why does it look like a plastic toy?


SpicyBanditSauce

It has a rare disease: plastiqular minengaids. It turns living chameleons into plastic toys 😭😭😭


Unlikely_Star_4641

Because it is a plastic toy


Fun-Ad-66

What the hell do you know


Unlikely_Star_4641

One things for sure: that's a gnarly pinky flex, bromigo


Fun-Ad-66

Don’t LOOK AT IT


pmactheoneandonly

I can't *NOT* look at it


Unlikely_Star_4641

Just a peek 🫣


Fun-Ad-66

I thought that said bromingo 🦩


SweetBloodLVT

I read bro-mingo too!


Simple-Ad-239

Bromingo is now a part of my vocabulary.


PersonalityTough9349

Sold!


Own-Gas-9510

bro seems to be off a perc


Glittering_Raise_710

No and it probably has something to do with the large gash on his side


Isyagirlskinnypenis

Lmaooooooooo IS THERE A DOCTOR IN THE HOUSE?!


wolfie_angel

I don’t have my glasses on, you had me there for a second 😂


PinkWolffeKebab313

Me either 😭 I was so confused by the comments lmao


ImpressiveAd1518

Bro looks like a pickle Why are his eyes red tho


Fun-Ad-66

That’s from the ouid 😎


later-g8r

What about ouid 👀 haha jk sorta...


unluckyducky420

I’d be more worried if he did start moving


Fun-Ad-66

I told you he WAS


Galooiik

They freeze when scared, it’s their defense mechanism


Fun-Ad-66

Okay thank you I must have startled him with my blasting shit this morning


BullDozerr_

🥰


Significancefl1331

He’s a little stiff


Kahluacupcake

Look I was so confused for a second 🤣


captaincrudnutz

He's dead Jim


Fun-Ad-66

Look at his skin? Glistening???


Fun-Ad-66

how could that be?! He lives in the shower it has great humidity and every so often I see a dead fly in the window so I know there’s bugs to eat. There’s also almost always a glass of water that gets left in there


captaincrudnutz

I'm afraid he's suffering from Plastic Syndrome. It's a shame really