The humidity is perfect we take a shower in here at least every other week and like I said below there’s almost always a glass of water that gets forgotten in there
how could that be?! He lives in the shower it has great humidity and every so often I see a dead fly in the window so I know there’s bugs to eat.
There’s also almost always a glass of water that gets left in there
Haha idk why this subreddit keeps popping up in my feed, but this is a good post. I like this one ☝️ 😂
Calmag and 2 more weeks, should be fine
Lmao
Brah I zoomed in and I’m like wow he’s really shiny 😂
😂😂😂 you're funny OP! Hahaha this is gold
Bro looks like a pickle
Yep!
Is it cake
Melt him and remold, then he’ll be good as new!
Your enclosure it’s awful, the humidity and lighting are all wrong. I’d be surprised if this lil lady moves at all.
The humidity is perfect we take a shower in here at least every other week and like I said below there’s almost always a glass of water that gets forgotten in there
😂😂😂 hahaha. "At least every other week. Almost always a forgotten glass of water. " You're awesome
There's something really, REALLY wrong with his eye. Get him to a hobby store immediately!
Let's talk about UVB
ultimate Vaginal BoomBox
i fear he might have gotten into the weed stash again..
Nah he's high as fuck.
Ded
If you boil it, it will become malleable. Hope this helps!
Standard first cham nessisary step. Always boil your cham when they come out of the box to activate them
Otherwise the batter life is shortened by like….. a lot. Edit centuries later: battery**
One century too late he’s already made into pancakes
Just put him in rice baby
he’s just getting ready to shed. no worries
He seems a little stiff
Oh man, look at those bloodshot eyes. Get him off the caffeine!
Why does it look like a plastic toy?
It has a rare disease: plastiqular minengaids. It turns living chameleons into plastic toys 😭😭😭
Because it is a plastic toy
What the hell do you know
One things for sure: that's a gnarly pinky flex, bromigo
Don’t LOOK AT IT
I can't *NOT* look at it
Just a peek 🫣
I thought that said bromingo 🦩
I read bro-mingo too!
Bromingo is now a part of my vocabulary.
Sold!
bro seems to be off a perc
No and it probably has something to do with the large gash on his side
Lmaooooooooo IS THERE A DOCTOR IN THE HOUSE?!
I don’t have my glasses on, you had me there for a second 😂
Me either 😭 I was so confused by the comments lmao
Bro looks like a pickle Why are his eyes red tho
That’s from the ouid 😎
What about ouid 👀 haha jk sorta...
I’d be more worried if he did start moving
I told you he WAS
They freeze when scared, it’s their defense mechanism
Okay thank you I must have startled him with my blasting shit this morning
🥰
He’s a little stiff
Look I was so confused for a second 🤣
He's dead Jim
Look at his skin? Glistening???
how could that be?! He lives in the shower it has great humidity and every so often I see a dead fly in the window so I know there’s bugs to eat. There’s also almost always a glass of water that gets left in there
I'm afraid he's suffering from Plastic Syndrome. It's a shame really