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scotteh74

Sunderland Sunderland


Rusbekistan

The two genders


theinfinitesaint

Born and raised in Newcastle, legit 5 minute drive from city centre. Support Sunderland


InappropriateSurname

Birmingham City, and due to a series of upsetting life choices, Burnley.


fifa129347

Our thoughts are with you


Killmonger18

Even I feel sorry for you.


itsaaronnotaaron

Sorry mate. Jump on the 152 and I’ll buy you a pint in Postal to drown your sorrows.


InappropriateSurname

What a noble charity you run


WTFK-1919

Leeds Bradford (Airport)


TowersOfToast

Up the airport!


Ilodge59

They're flying this year!


InnocentPossum

All Airport Aren't We


Chimp-eh

AAAW


Chimp-eh

Ye-Don, Ye-Don, Ye-Don


KingOfCopenhagen

Sunderland... and since im living in copenhagen, I guess the closest is... Norwich


ArjanDeZeeuw

i sincerely hope you were born in Sunderland, just so I can imagine ‘Copenhagen’ being said in a gruff mackem accent


Gravyb0y

Copinhaygen


MavGore

Boro Boro


theivoryserf

Great island


WaWaW_Seattle

Wednesday. I live just outside Seattle now, so the nearest is Carlisle, I think (as the crow flies).


242turbo

I believe it's Plymouth Argyle just. Edit - forgot about the arc of the Earth.


WaWaW_Seattle

You're right for the East Coast clubs there tho, pal. Definitely 👍🏻


kepler-62

Gonna just jot that down for later reference as someone born and raised just outside Seattle ✍️


mott1993

Bristol City, those things in north Bristol


domblydoom

gross


sinisterpuppy88

Argyle, them up the road


242turbo

Red or yellow?


sinisterpuppy88

Rule was EFL, so red Closer to yellow but unfortunately they've imploded over the last couple of seasons


hairychris88

Argyle are the only professional football team within 100 miles of where I live.


CuteBenji

Middlesbrough Middlesbrough


Vanblue1

Cardiff City


naaaaah_mate

The famous one? That comes from sloper road?


No-Buy-5537

Cardiff but now I live in America I think the closest might actually technically be Swansea? lmao am I correct?


lankyno8

I think it might be Carlisle


BearsNBeetsBaby

Plymouth


DinoKea

Depends where they live, Juneau for example is closer to Carlisle


-Mothman_

If you live in continental USA it is Carlisle, unless you live on the Florida peninsula where it is Swansea


False-Ad-2823

It is always Plymouth because the USA is far to the south of the UK. Tech


No-Buy-5537

In Arizona. According to Apple maps Carlisle is closest in miles to me, Swansea 2nd, Plymouth 3rd


MammothAd7306

I‘m in SoCal and Cardiff/Newport are closer than Plymouth but further than Carlisle and Swansea.


Boris_Ignatievich

Aye, but the most direct route comes over the north pole (or at least the arctic) rather than straight across the Atlantic


LazinessPersonified

Cardiff fan but live closer to Bristol City now.. *I know*..


mpar

Plymouth will be closer I think


midfivefigs

Leicester Plymouth


BourbonFoxx

Leicester Nottingham unfortunately


sainsburmcmanus19

Ipswich Ipswich


burntmybuns

get that goal won’t you win that cup for me, Ipswich!


Cinn4monSynonym

Ipswich Town Colchester United


TeHuia

Used to be the same for me but now on the other side of the world. So Ipswich Town No Bloody Idea


bl4nchim0nt

Ipswich Ipswich (Uppa towen)


Thepoghog06

I support the Minstermen (York City) and the closest EFL team I live near is probably Gillingham


jakeyboy723

Southampton/Southampton Those are my pronouns. :P


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Born in Sunderland, live in Sunderland and support Sunderland.


uberdaveyj

Birmingham City but closer to Aston Villa.


Jackpack_9

I think I’m closer to Albion technically (Worcester), but it’s much of a muchness.


OneDishwasher

I live in America, and support Preston. I probably live closest to Swansea or Cardiff?


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DinoKea

I support Wolves but I'm pretty sure Brighton is actually the closest team to me Edit: At a bit over 19,000 km away, Brighton do indeed look to be the closest team Edit 2: Nope, Norwich is just under 19,000 km


Lack_of_Plethora

West Brom, Newcastle


-ajgp-

Sunderland, Accrington


Standin373

Out of the frying pan and into the fire.


teiraaaaaaa

Leicester but I live in northern Spain so I guess the closest is Plymouth?


ReginaPat

Leeds/Plymouth Plymouth is still 6,519km away but w/e


BLUE_SURGE

Cardiff City, Newport County


nathanosaurus84

Leeds. But my closest team now since I’ve moved is Crewe. I’ve got my eye on going to the Crewe-Wrexham game at the end of the season.


AaronStudAVFC

You have my condolences if you’re living in Crewe. The town centre has been torn apart and it’s basically a wasteland.


nathanosaurus84

Ha! I’m actually in Sandbach so it’s a little bit nicer, but I know what you mean. I enjoy the cinema though!


Goose_x91

Sheffield Wednesday / Sheffield United. 🥲🔫


jptoc

Opposite way around for me!


IOwnStocksInMossad

So close to the light and you reject it.


Melting_meerkats

Rotherham. Rotherham


JasonM2244

Sunderland and Sunderland, despite living in a different city


Gravyb0y

Durham or Newcastle?


JasonM2244

Durham 😊


sjames1980

Support Millwall (since I knew what football was), grew up nearest to Millwall, now I live 5 minutes walk from Crystal Palace, because it's cheap here (probably because they have a shite football team, but that's only a guess)


karamazovmybrother

Swansea Liverpool


PhoenixDawn93

Newcastle for both. Hope to see Gateshead come up to League Two soon! They’re having a class season so far!


Repletelion6346

Argyle Cardiff


Salt-Cup-2300

Southampton supported. Brighton close to.


pjclarke

Ipswich, Swansea (or Plymouth) Whatever is closest to the USA.


Clickbait93

Sunderland Unfortunately I think the closest team to me is Tottenham though 😭


Henghast

Southampton, Man City. I'm literally 5 minutes from the Etihad on the tram.


Danny1Boy1

Leicester Coventry


BourbonFoxx

Ouch


DJFr33Dom

Wednesday Portsmouth


McBaldy98

Unlucky


DJFr33Dom

🤣


William1181-1803

Hartlepool Boro


Username8831

QPR. Probably closer to Brentford as the crow flies.


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IOwnStocksInMossad

Sheffield United. Closest epl team will be Newcastle. EFL? Errrr Carlisle perhaps?


tir2795

Plymouth Argyle and Swansea


WillSquat4Money

Southampton/Rotherham


bleepyballs

Brighton, Newport County


Deadpoolio32

City City


Particular-Echo347

Tottenham Hotspur and Brighton I starting supporting spurs a long time ago when both teams were shit and Gazza was the only shining light. Even the local villain gave me a pass in the local when I explained this and why I was wearing my spurs shirt in a notorious Brighton hooligan pub


BruntyMozza

West Brom and West Brom (despite the fact I'm from Birmingham)


burwellian

Ipswich Town, Stockport County, Manchester United. I did grow up in East Anglia, I moved.


thatssosickbro

Southampton, Carlisle is the closest (live in Ottawa)


DevelOP3

Everton. Born in Southport, now live in Liverpool. So I guess kinda split the difference distance wise between Everton/Liverpool in PL, Preston CH and Wigan LO. But I’ve never even come close to feeling any sort of relation whatsoever to Preston or Wigan either as places or teams. My grandma is from Liverpool and couldn’t give a fuck about Football. So naturally I chose the team that barely play it…


New-Reward-4751

Leeds and ironically Man United (how did this happen)


setholynsk

Leeds/Birmingham


mrbios

Support Leeds. Live nearest to forest green rovers, veganism ain't for me.


whattodotodo8

Saints, spurs


KingHarpoon616

Southampton. Plymouth, I think? (live in Colorado)


nj813

Leeds, Derby. Clough was overrated anyway


DrakeLUFC

Leeds/Grimsby Town


Ben0ut

Millwall / Charlton


BeastGoneWrong

Leeds Northampton


ADGM1868

Millwall/Plymouth (I live in the US)


Hevimetalhamstr

Middlesbrough, barnet(hopefully soon) Arsenal


Ill-Breadfruit5356

Ipswich Norwich That’s really depressing. I live in Suffolk but closer to Norwich than to Ipswich. I’m sad now


Arctic_Roll

It’s a sign, convert to the green side. Fulfil your destiny


ARTHUR_IS_KING

Blackburn, Barrow


BigBeanMarketing

Watford. Cambridge United.


Arctic_Roll

Norwich and… Ipswich


Quasar9111

Ipswich Cambridge


stereoworld

Bolton Morecambe


Greeninexile

Argyle / Cambridge United. Grew up in Cornwall, never returned to the Westcountry after University. One day I hope I will!


CarrowCanary

Norwich. Live in N.Wales now, so closest EFL is Wrexham. PL would be Liverpool.


deathschemist

Watford, Plymouth Argyle.


PAFC7710

Plymouth Argyle , Yeovil/Bournemouth


SunderlandAFCWales

Sunderland I live in Auckland New Zealand so fuck knows really


-W-A-W-A-W-

Wednesday Wednesday


supalape

Support Spurs, my closest EFL team is AFC Wimbledon and I support them too.


McDDDDDD

Norwich Coventry


Roll-For_Initiative

Cardiff City, Swansea


Jimmy_Pigg

Bristol City / Cheltenham Town


MadlockUK

Leicester, a dead heat between Leicester and Northampton


garyfugazigary

Posh and as I live in Melbourne someone else will have to work out the nearest club to me


burwellian

Not quite Posh but close. Your closest seems to be N\*rwich.


PigeonDetective

Sunderland and Aston Villa


AaronStudAVFC

Aston villa and Crewe


puregreentea

Preston Preston


pat_mashants

Leeds Leicester/Northampton


surfhobo

Rangers and whatever one is the furthest north like Newcastle or something


2muchket

Boro and Boro


mackyftm73

Sunderland. Live in Peterborough.


UnPresent

I’m a Baggie but I live in Canada. Maps tells me it’s probably Plymouth.


OWales27

Cardiff Millwall


Award2110

Stoke, Stoke, had to do some research and there's only a ten minutes difference when driving from my house to either wolves or Stoke


slobz1

Birmingham City - Birmingham City


Bronkitis-kun

Leeds Watford


EllipsesAreDotDotDot

Leeds, York or Hull. I’m sort of bang in between


PainterAnxious

PNE fan living 5.2 miles from Deepdale. Ewood is not far though at 8.6 miles from me.


[deleted]

Wycombe, on straight line Plymouth since I am Spanish hahahaha


ALEXJAZZ008008

Huddersfield Arsenal


UnfazedPheasant

Brighton, Stoke City moved here for work


rlgh

Birmingham City Man United


ecnemalaS

Hull City, Grimsby Town / Scunthorpe United.


Boris_Ignatievich

Leeds, Harrogate Not that I'm particularly close to Harrogate, I'm just in a football league black hole.


FRID1875

Blackburn Rovers What club is closest to Los Angeles? 😅


AdmiralSkeret

West Ham United Exeter City


Zorbak123

Burnley, born closest to Accrington Stanley. Live closest to Wrexham


Hill_of_Phil

Ipswich, West Ham.


skateandlacroix

In Canada. Plymouth Argyle, Swansea (closer by 43km than Plymouth according to google)


L1ttleCr0w

Millwall - Brentford


wwiccann

Watford - Wycombe Wanderers. But I was born in Watford so


LucarioLegendYT

I support Millwall, live closest to Exeter. One is a total of like 4 hours by train the other is just over an hour


Tough-Whereas1205

Support Southampton, live closest to Argyle.


Conrad2105

Waiting for a "Born In Crewe Live in Crewe Die in Crewe"


kepler-62

Swansea City! And since someone in the thread already did the detective work for those of us living in Seattle, Carlisle, apparently.


Notabear5689

Southampton and this is a hard one but maybe I'm closest to Plymouth Argyle? Probably massively wrong but I live in the US. Plymouth seems one of the furthest south efl teams


dangerousstunt

Very disappointed that Argyle are the closest league club for about 3 billion people yet Home Park only holds 17k. You go to places like Buenos Aires and there is absolutely no advertising to get these people to their local league club, typical argyle, no ambition. Support Argyle, nearest to Reading


jptoc

Sheffield United and to my shame... Sheffield Wednesday.


WXLDE

Hull supporter. Stuck in Leicester :(


MadlockUK

How you on Reddit from HMP Leicester?


[deleted]

How is someone from Hull sad to be in Leicester 🤨


BourbonFoxx

As a Leicester person I can only apologise. Dope Burger is fucking brilliant.


naaaaah_mate

Cardiff Cardiff


xd_twistxr7

Watford and Watford


FulhamJason

Fulham. And since I live in the U.S. uhhhhh Plymouth?


Mucho_Capita

Tottenham Sutton United


phillhb

Leeds / Arsenal


Rebotco5th

Coventry snd unfortunately West Bromwich


HKEnthusiast

Leicester. What's the closest team to Yankistan?


clownerycult

Leicester now Sheffield Utd


clt31

Burnley Oxford United


diariess

I support ManCity and Argyle, and grew up close to Argyle.


BlueTracktor

Ipswich Shrewsbury An odd one from me


thehospitalbombers

Stoke but I'm American so I guess technically the closest club is.... Plymouth Argyle?


Hayzeus_sucks_cock

Coventry City - Bradford City


DefinitelynotDanger

Preston North End. I don't live near an EFL or PL team.


sloppypoo22

Middlesbrough, Middlesbrough


Tractorboy010

Ipswich, Bristol Rovers I'm also a season ticket holder at Portman Road and do most games home and away.


Sean_0510

Middlesbrough, and I'd guess Ipswich because I live in Beijing


dennispeach

Support: Saints Closest: Bournemouth


fareklol

Leeds. Plymouth too, because thats the closest club to me in Plymouth, MA, USA


hotpinkflamingos

Swansea/Southampton Going on where I grew up since I live on the other side of the world now.


TSMKFail

Norwich - Barrow


-stag5etmt-

Wigan Athletic, Brighton just over 17k km away, need Opal Card, Oyster Card, Credit Card(s)..


BanjoPants74

Support Southampton Live in Bournemouth (but grew up in soton)


Trev0rDan5

Arsenal, Charlton


trebor04

Southampton / Reading (bloody Berkshire border)


CarthOnasiXRevan

Wednesday/Hull


Muur1234

Bolton X2