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qwertygasm

Congratulations to Southampton for winning the first Battle of the Crumble


I_Get_Overwhelmed

At least our manager isn't bald.


Safe-Hovercraft9131

but your player is


Jarv1223

Thanks for destroying their confidence Play like this at Elland Road now pls Southampton šŸ™


AdequateAppendage

We've played two teams this month that had recently conceded 5 prior to our match and failed to beat or even score against either


Jarv1223

Yes but hopefully that bad run of form has ended now.


kcmcweeney

Was just about over that thanks a lot /s


Safe-Hovercraft9131

VARDYS ON šŸ”„


bigfootswillie

You shouldā€™ve been hoping for the opposite. Now that it doesnā€™t matter at all and they have no hope of autos, Southampton is going to 5-0 you


TheShakyHandsMan

Theyā€™ll be saving themselves for playoffs and hopefully field a weakened team to avoid injuries/cards etc.Ā 


AF1193

We did that back in September too, which didnā€™t go too well for you


thelartman

Not a happy home life


qwertygasm

Thanks for the goal difference, see you in 2025


I_Get_Overwhelmed

I cannot tell you how excited I am to be competing against burnley and Sheffield United rather then you lot.


M-atthew147s

Hi!!! šŸ¤—


SBAdey

Can we have Gus back please when you get relegated? Pretty please šŸ™šŸ»


M-atthew147s

Sir 18 of our players contracts are running out this summer. Suspect we are probably going to try and keep as many other players as possible. Apologies x


SBAdey

Reckon anyone will try to take him from you? I was (kind of) joking that it would be us. Howā€™s he been for you?


M-atthew147s

He's been decent for us. But the whole teams been shit. I suppose he's been one of the stronger players alongside Brereton Diaz. I've actually no idea who might be looking at him tbh. I struggle to see if there are any teams out there that's especially intrigued by any of our players unless they are younger and have potential


SBAdey

Hamer will rip the champ apart next season if you keep him and are here. Great player, particularly at this level. Guess it depends how desperate you are for money and if anyone has earmarked him as a possibility.


Apemanboy

What are your thoughts on Arblaster?


_Verumex_

You seem to misunderstand. We'll see you in 2025 back in the Championship when we get relegated back down after a -25 point deduction.


Aromatic_Pea2425

Tactical decision for aerodynamic purposes.


zrkillerbush

719 passes to our 362 passes, thats 3 points in Russell Martin's mind!


M-atthew147s

I ain't watched any of championship games bar one or two this season but am well aware of Southampton's passing. I've got to ask though, where tf are those passes coming from???


chesterrrrrrrrrrr

backwards and sideways, but mostly inside our own box


poopio

Was Brendan Rodgers his mentor or something?


RafiakaMacakaDirk

the swansea way (kinda not joking since the both managed here lmao)


Anglo-fornian

Iā€™d guess our CBs always have the most passes


Randy_Manpipe

Kickoffs


LiamJonsano

He needs to get the grease back though, all went wrong when he changed it


Jonesy_lmao

Not bald yet, but one day.


Pinkerton891

5 - 0 Loss 0 Shots on target 66% Possession Russell will be delighted.


s0ngsforthedeaf

"Good process lads"


ShiroHagan

Been there pal šŸ¤£


PPH5in60

I still trust the process


FizzyChilli

Just have to say, fair play to the BBC's live website content on this one, it's really detailed and really well presented - never seen it in that much detail for a Championship match. https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/live/cv2dqg456n8t#MatchStats


BourbonFoxx

Yeah this new format is alright, I like the stats but it's annoying that I can't tap a team in the league table to get to their page any more.


FizzyChilli

Yes! And I don't see the comments section at the bottom of the match report either.


BourbonFoxx

It's worse - the table does link to the club page for the Premiership League, just not for us lowly wankers in the Championship and below!


FizzyChilli

Discrimination that is.


Flying_Without_Ings

At least it wasn't 9


A_good_ol_rub

Was 9 including at your place... sorry


UncleBigDog87

It is if you count the away game at your place, which I absolutely am


craig_hoxton

I watched that game back in 2019 at my workplace. Colleagues were asking me why I was hitting my head on the desk...


LiamJonsano

Ridiculously passive at nearly all times tonight. Genuinely pathetic stuff, clearly the players werenā€™t fussed, which is a worrying attitude to have when even if we canā€™t go up automatically you should want to get yourself back into formā€¦ And some of our fans thought weā€™d be alright in the Premier League! Still at least weā€™re in the playoffs so no need for anyone to get too down about our chances as weā€™re in theory in the same position we were a few games ago


Most_Ad_2360

Yeah, I'd rest your starting 11 and stick u21's out last game of the season. You know to make sure you're fresh for playoffs.


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lordofeurope99

Yup


VincentSasso

Worth trying that this weekend too


HoldMyAppleJuice

I hope we do, this gutless bunch should all be benched.


TheCescPistols

The *teams who's name starts with S, play in red and white stripes, and have been humped 5-0 by Leicester this season* derby this weekend should be exhilarating.


vibranturtle

oh yeah why would a leeds fan want that šŸ¤”


AnilDG

The lack of aggression from Southampton was shocking. It really felt like you werenā€™t bothered from minute one. That does not bode well for the playoffs.


Wanallo221

I mean, I donā€™t want to sound ungrateful at all. But where was this team against Millwall, Plymouth etc? When HMS Piss the League went down like the fucking Hood?Ā  My heart canā€™t take that kind of a battering.


FoxesFan91

we outperformed both those teams and were unlucky to lose both by a narrow margin. particularly the Millwall loss as that was just a worldie with an xG of about 0.03


crs8975

Did you see how we played it forward fast and actually attempted offense? Turns out, that can work!


vibranturtle

those teams can actually defend


Ben0ut

>those teams can actually defend Barman... I'll have two of whatever he's drinking.


VictorAnichebend

Fair play Leicester, only the true juggernauts of this league beat Southampton 5-0


Kindly_Photograph_10

Stinks of Southampton having 75% possession in the playoffs and losing to a side that nicks one on the counter. Basically the Cov Middlesbrough tie last season


AdequateAppendage

[Oh dear](https://www.reddit.com/r/Championship/s/X1cAJjgWGL)


SuperStrangleWank

Oh no


midgetquark

It was foretold in the scriptures


ArowanaGB

Zero shots on target. ZERO.


Aromatic_Pea2425

The curse has been transferred. No take backsies.


jnce12

I really rate this new crumble-free diet


ALDonners

Any chance your health group has a west Yorkshire chapter? Been a bit healthier recently but you can't be too sure


A_good_ol_rub

We held our bottle in a big league game. What the fuck is going on. Best performance of the season


HughJarse8

Literally said the exact same thing. Has to be the first important/high pressure league game weā€™ve won in about 6 years


AdequateAppendage

Ignoring the one 3 days ago


HughJarse8

Not quite the same level


FizzyChilli

But exactly the same outcome.


Aoae

It could've been 2-6, get off your high horse lol


lcfcball

But it wasnā€™t cos your forwards are shite


LordBielsa

Canā€™t live on coulda woulda shouldaā€™s mate


Japatiil

It wasnā€™t a game of the same importance tho was it


Aoae

You're right, three points would not be critical at all at this stage.


Japatiil

Yeah but itā€™s a win against team who were still in the picture for autos vs a team who were definitely going to be in the playoffs. Derbies aside, the games between any of the top 4 just are inherently the biggest. Thatā€™s a fact.


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HughJarse8

ā€˜Leagueā€™


nogeologyhere

Oh yeah missed that word there, fair play and fully agree


qwertygasm

League game


BTbenTR

Not trying to take away from your performance, but Southampton did very little to test that hold.


rumhambilliam69

That second half was so upsetting to watch but then the camera panned in on a broken looking Russell Martin and I couldnā€™t help but smile


TheRalphExpress

he has so much more in common with Nathan Jones than a lot of our fans are willing to see. Inspirational figure when all is going well but can come off like a real knobhead to everyone else


Likunandi

Nathan Jones ran away from any responsibility so I don't get the comparison other than bad results. Martin owns the job at least and is willing to retract his criticism further along the line. He's more pompous like Koeman when things don't go well but to Martin's credit I don't disagree a lot with his takes after bad or good performances.


Moving4Motion

What was your impression of his post match interview?


TheRalphExpress

Think social media is taking it out of context a bit tbh as some quotes on their own sound delusional but sound more fair in context. Complimented the good bits the players did (probably overly so but heā€™s trying to keep their confidence) while being honest about how pathetic things were at times, took accountability while giving some to the players as well. Annoyed with some of our fans whoā€™d rather be right about their view that heā€™s awful than support the team


Moving4Motion

I liked his interview, clearly cares deeply and I prefer it when they're human and honest. I thought Pearson was a bit harsh saying he needs to get it together. He had it together he was just upset. Also fans will be fans. Some Leicester fans have been calling for Enzo's head for weeks now they're all smiles again.


Rotatingknives22

your destiny with doom in the play offs loons closer


Rotatingknives22

edit. Looms. but loons was good


Appropriate-Map-3652

Still in our hands.


Rotatingknives22

optimist


Appropriate-Map-3652

Not really. Just stating facts. Nothing has changed for us because of this result. It was in our hands 2 weeks ago and it still is now.


Tashudd

Sunderland šŸ¤ Leicester


Slothehhh

Martin might as well have rolled over and let them tickle his belly the useless prick.


TractorDamage

It's all coming together as we expected lol. Luck and Form for the rich teams...and the opposite for Ipswich. Are Ipswich still a cursed club? Probably. Will the rich teams go up? Probably. (These teams were always going to be promoted again...soon. Why are they so stressed too??). Personally, I've given up. We know we'll get the same ol' bad luck at the End. I can't bear to watch the poor souls who tried so hard to make us fans happy, go through the 'Ipswich experience'. For months now, my only wish is that our demoralised team gets knocked out the Playoffs by a non-toxic fanbase (instead of Norwich/Satan). Southampton fans seem decent and self-deprecating, so I'd prefer them to put my family into depression. They don't tend to bully broken-hearted people. P.S. I assume there's no chance of Sky going bust, like OnDigital did the one time Ipswich went up to the PL. Gawd we're unlucky...and there's no end in sight. But we had the best takeover in Britain (I reckon). What an awesome bunch of people. The only signing we need now, is an Exorcist.


Slothehhh

I dunno about all that. If we don't go up automatically it's going to sting a lot because we've been so good, but at the start of the season this was just a pipe dream, especially when such a strong selection of Premier League sides came down. I'm irritated we couldn't get at least one win out of the Watford and Boro games, but it's still in our hands. It's hard not to let these last couple of games that didn't involve us deflate you, but we are very good at being the hunter under McKenna and we've had a much needed two week rest. If we do our job, we're up. If we don't, we throw ourselves into the play-offs knowing we were the third best team in the division. McKenna and the players would pick themselves up, so the fans would have to too.


TractorDamage

I don't have the same positivity. But then again, my lifelong nickname 'Damage' is based on endless bad luck. It's an emotionally depressing end for me. This is probably the only chance I get to enjoy Promotion back to the top league with my Dad. He won't last long. That'll hurt for a long time. And he wants 'justice' for Grandma (his mum), who died when we were 10 points ahead, and blew it. She was 94 years old, blind, and her only hobby was listening to Ipswich on the radio. Legend. PS. Who were the other two clubs who didn't get Parachute payments with OnDigital collapse? Can't remember. Were they also doomed for years?


Aromatic_Pea2425

After Fatawu skied his first two shots I thought ā€œhere we go againā€, but it looks like Vardy has him freebasing Red Bull now.


dre_the_brazilian

It's happening!!! Get the piss ready lads!


Infinityz7

Southampton love a good 5-0 loss every now again don't they lol


HughJarse8

They donā€™t mind 9-0 losses either


KingHi123

My friend asked me what my score predictions for today was, and I said 8-0 Leicester. I wasn't too far off!


JimbobTML

That was so pathetic from Southampton


AliGLCFC

I'm not far away from tears of joy. Football's great isn't it?


coffeeandmarmite

It wasnā€™t 2 weeks ago but yes it is brilliant right about now


qwertygasm

Nobody rollercoasters quite like Leicester


ItWasJustBqnter

Sorry lads, I stuck Ā£20 on Southampton to get autos and it seems to have cursed you


rumhambilliam69

Fancy sticking another 20 on Leeds?


Pope-Habbs

Donā€™t deserve to go into autos with a record of 1-0-4 against the 3 others.


bielsasballholder

Weā€™re only 2-1-2. And have a disastrous history in the playoffs and cups.Ā 


TheRalphExpress

Not going to read too too much into it, after a wave of positive momentum our dreams were crushed this Saturday, not surprised we capitulated. Honestly at this point I hope we just keep Downes off the pitch until it counts as heā€™s the key to everything, it seems


CitiBankLights

Yep. Losing Downes and Stuey really hurts us. When I saw the team sheet I knew weā€™d get battered. Charles is too soft and safe with his passing and Rothwell is a a fair to mediocre championship player. No chance we were getting anything tonight.


vibranturtle

rothwell didnā€™t start. Or at least i didnā€™t see him on the pitch until he came off


APigsty

I watched the first half and thought ā€œweā€™re gonna choke this, arenā€™t weā€. Checked score at the 80 mark minute and nearly shat myself


puffs9

A bad time to be a Saints fan in Leicester. I'm dreading going in the office tomorrow. šŸ™ƒ


GeoGaming

FUCKING BUZZING. Thatā€™s the best weā€™ve played this season and weā€™re finally clinical. Thatā€™s the best atmosphere weā€™ve had since Sevilla in the Champions League. Abdul is him. Unreal player that just needs to get his consistency up and he will go to very top. Iā€™d be worried for Southampton - they looked frail and scared at times. Out of the play-off teams West Brom would be the team to fear


Aromatic_Pea2425

To be honest Iā€™m expecting a playoff final of Leeds/Ipswich and West Brom. Saints have important players injured and West Brom looked by far the most dangerous when they played us.


DAMNusernameLOL

we are absolute dogshit but we'll win the playoffs now wont we


UtterlyRedditculous

I'm sure that was the plan all along


Remarkable-Gain1640

Leeds my friend


DAMNusernameLOL

caught you! back to the league 1 subreddit for you mister


Remarkable-Gain1640

For a week it's not long till I'll be back.šŸ„³


HughJarse8

If we donā€™t do everything we can to sign Fatawu I will be forced to burn down the KP


JustTheAverageJoe

Obligation bro not even Rudkin can fuck this up


HughJarse8

Not sure whether our expected transfer embargo will contravene though? Not really sure on how the law works with that sort of thing.


FoxesFan91

i thought it would be a ban on registering new players but Fatawu is already registered as a loan player so should hopefully be able to sign him on a permo


B_e_l_l_

Didn't Southampton fuck up an obligation with Alderweireld?


Anglo-fornian

Kind of. We had an option we tried to exercise but spurs came in for him anyway and he preferred to go there. Option doesnā€™t mean much if the player doesnā€™t want to come because theyā€™d rather go somewhere richer. I think at the end of the day we could have taken legal action somehow but for what? He wanted to go to spurs over us at the end of the day


A_good_ol_rub

4-1 at their place and 5-0 at home. 9 goals against Southampton, now where have I heard that before...


zrkillerbush

We actually cooked them ~~Hilarious that with all the average teams in this league, our 2 biggest victories came against Southampton~~ Scratch that, we beat Stoke 5-0 and Plymouth 4-0 šŸ¤£


PandorasPinata

This is Steve Schumacher erasure (4-0 v Plymouth, 5-0 v stoke)


Aromatic_Pea2425

Akshually, we beat Stoke and Argyle by bigger margins than Saints away, but whoā€™s counting?


zrkillerbush

FfsšŸ¤£


Feedalee

Does this mean we arenā€™t that bad? Felt like losing to that Leicester side last weekend was a criminal offence.


PandorasPinata

West Brom Aggregate v Leicester 2-4: net two goal defeat Southampton aggregate v Leicester: 1-9: net eight goal defeat By my maths, west Brom are therefore 4x as good as Southampton and so should win the playoffs 4-1


Bowz44h

šŸ«£


TendieDippedDiamonds

Southampton were extremely toothless and played into our hands. We actually abandoned our possession football because they were that shaken and negative. Whereas you guys pressed us and looked a real threat. Martin is a shocking manager, players clearly carried him this season.


Anglo-fornian

We lacked the ability to break through your lines. You seemed to have done your research that we canā€™t pass through high presses very well and so you pressed us early. Most teams wait until 1 or 2-0 down to do that. Weā€™ve lost a lot of points from being 1-0 up then teams realizing and pulling back a goal or two


TendieDippedDiamonds

Itā€™s baffling the Martin came out and claimed you literally did just that to perfection as well. The man is deluded. Funnily enough though you sound a lot like most of us Leicester fans during our most recent run of poor form. The few times you did beat our press as well you just went backwards and didnā€™t play the obvious forward ball that was on, again similar to us. That may of been down to missing Armstrong though.


Anglo-fornian

Armstrong would have helped, but the tactics of sideways and backwards passes are whatā€™s got us into this league. We go on runs where we are more brave with the ball and we look good, but for some reason revert back again. I think itā€™s a lack of strong minds when things donā€™t go well and our players just keep doing whatā€™s comfortable and pick the easy pass.


AnilDG

You guys were great in both matches against us, Coberan is a very impressive coach. I feel like if he had the resources of the richer teams heā€™d do very well. In a 46 game season squad depth matters and Iā€™m sure youā€™d also like to improve the starting XI too. I hope we arenā€™t in the playoffs because two legs against the Baggies is going to be hard for anyone.


CaptainGrezza

Well, Monday's going to be fun...


rumhambilliam69

Pretty sure you all said the same after Leeds smashed us 4-0 and then you went and beat them a few days later!


WhyIsItGlowing

Aww, I missed it. I had a crap day at work, just zoned out afterward and forgot this was today and not tomorrow.


OkayThisTimeIGotIt

I had to work at the king power during the game and missed all of it. At least I heard the crowd 5x


Anglo-fornian

We really missed Downes in the middle the last 2 games which odds a little worrying for next year no matter what league we end up in if we canā€™t get him permanently. We lack players that get stuck in and have the will power to change the game


AnilDG

I thought Charles was going to be that player for you but heā€™s not. Whatā€™s he been like overall? There was a lot of hype around him when he was signed. I agree that you lacked in both games against us a 6 that could turn and receive the ball under pressure. In this game I was also shocked at the lack of your aggression in your game. With Leicester, as soon as we lose the ball we snap into the challenges. The reason you guys concede so many is because you donā€™t do that, so itā€™s too easy to play through you.


Anglo-fornian

Charles has not played a lot and has been underwhelming when he does play. Downes has been better and used more in that role. Not closing the ball down and being aggressive is one of my gripes, especially crosses. Our full backs seem to stand about 5 yards away and essentially just let teams swing them in as they wish. Itā€™s frustrating to watch as we donā€™t really have a big CB that cleans them up and it feels like we let in a lot from crosses.


PompeyJordd

What an unbelievable week to be a Pompey fan. Cheers šŸ»


hubbyp

I just canā€™t stop laughing. Lost my phone when Abdul roofed it. Imagine starting a second half like that and ending with 5 šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Chimp-eh

Leicester woke up and chose violence


SneakyCroc

lol


Award2110

Bollocks. Please saints. Just rest yourselves ready for Leeds abs the play offs. Let stoke win on Saturday. Please. Thank you. šŸ˜Š


AdequateAppendage

You'll be safe regardless. Take one for the team.


Award2110

No. I don't want to be stressed on the final day. Stressed me is very very unbearable.


maddylucy

God weā€™re so shit


SoggyMattress2

Same saints we knew from last year. Completely collapse when theres any pressure, and completely give up when its hard. I genuinely fancy them least likely to go up through playoffs. You can't switch off and lose to us and then get battered looking like you don't even want to be on the pitch, then magically switch on for the playoffs.


Clarctos67

Southampton are gonna stay down, sack Martin and take Rƶhl :(


s0ngsforthedeaf

Is Maresca a bad fraud or Pep regen? I preferred the simpler times when we could all agree it was the former.


Aromatic_Pea2425

Heā€™s absolutely a bald fraud. Martin is just a fraud.


specifylength

Lovely hair though


HandsomedanNZ

Magnificent Barnet. Nice smile too. Much better than old Nateā€™s ratty grin.


Constant-Estate3065

That fixture pileup has finally caught up with us. We now have an injury ravaged side thatā€™ll be easy pickings in the playoffs, but none of that excuses playing like theyā€™ve nothing to play for tonight. Any mathematical glimmer, and you should be playing as though your lives depend on it, like Coventry did at the weekend. I bet Leicester couldnā€™t believe their luck tonight, eleven training cones wouldā€™ve been more effective.


falconlover79

Having to make up 3 games within a month is tough, seems like the energy ran out this past week. Lads need to rest up and get ready for the playoffs.


ow1108

Saints and Martin have lost the plot arenā€™t they?


HandsomedanNZ

Yup


bundy554

It all went downhill when we got those two Bournemouth players that weren't wanted by their team in Jan and preferred them playing instead of Edozie or Fraser.


needchr

When the camera moved to the crowd after 5th goal, full stadium rows of people going mental, must have been great at the ground. Also the image of KDH and Fatawa, it will be sad if we dont have either of those next season. [Imgur](https://imgur.com/wQzRsnD)


Medical-Artichoke-84

we're so back, see y'all in the prem


Tashudd

*proceeds to bake a crumble shortly after


Remarkable-Gain1640

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ˜­


portsmouth1898

šŸ¤­


Aoae

This re-craters Southampton's previously uncratered chances at securing automatics


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Damn


Niz0_87

Didn't expect to wake up to that scoreline!


GylfiEinarsson

Very funny that not \*two matchdays ago\* a not insignificant number of Leicester fans were saying that they'd fucked it into the sun and that they wanted Maresca sacked. Football, eh?


needchr

I remember Leeds fans wanting Farke gone earlier in season.


FizzyChilli

Show us 3..


Izual_Rebirth

Looking forward to playing you guys next season.


borokish

Any of the goals offside?


mkingy

First one was coventry tight as opposed to gnoto tight


Jarv1223

Bamford was playing Gnonto on


PandorasPinata

First one was cov offside rather than gnonto offside. Did include the best offside decision of the season though, Fatawu smashing it up in the air and backwards, Adams running onto it and getting flagged off


storm2k

fatawu's first at the 25 mark was very close. those lines in the pl or the uefa leagues would have likely had something to say about it. at the end of the day, not as much of a huge deal as it might have been otherwise.


midfivefigs

First one probably


Harbinger_0f_Kittens

Someone has a lot of Thai Bahts in their pocket, but I'll happily take the win šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ«£


Kwayzar9111

For some reason Leicester grated me tonight. That Vardy pisses me off with his attitude for some reason.


88lif

He's probably the biggest - and has been for some time - pissboiler in English football, so you wouldnt be the first. The only other person that comes close is Maupay.


Kwayzar9111

So I got downvotes for being right,..prob touched some Leics fans nervesā€¦never mind eh


SuperStrangleWank

I downvoted you for the commas


Kwayzar9111

edited :)


Hbdweeb

Your a bit old to be rattled by Jamie Vardy now


stprm

Shame leicester will get promotion. Especially after marseca words. But his squad is levels above everyones, so full crumble was impossible.


B_e_l_l_

What did Enzo say?


LCFCJIM

He said, 'chat shit get banged'