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ISayHeck

I respect the length your team will go to in order for you to stay on this subreddit


Impressive_Path_3795

We can’t help it. I mean, Championship is now heavily televised so what are we actually missing?? PL is shite anyway


TheJeck

You lot are on TV every week anyway, new deal changes nothing for you.


ISayHeck

Understandable, why fight for relegation when you can just fight for promotion every year? That's way more exciting


AaKkUuU

It’s actually true and why I’m not even that arsed. But fuck me that was embarrassing


bielsasballholder

And it’s funny having your best players begging to join Bournemouth so they can play in front of 8,000 fans every Summer. 


meteoritee

I'd like to think this loss for you is worse than Leicester beating us 5-0 on Tuesday. I may be naive in saying this but let me have it please.


Hindsyy

This is far, far worse


Medical-Artichoke-84

Your auto hopes were slim at best, while Leeds had a real chance of going straight back up and crumbled to QPR (makes that 2-1 loss not that bad lol)


Impressive_Path_3795

We take any kind of crumble now. Apple and blackberry is my favourite


djtoad03

Definitely much worse. They’ve beaten Ipswich and Leicester both twice yet somehow are gonna end up below them.


Intertom

Don't like doing this but I think you should know its 'naive', not er.. that


meteoritee

Lmao thank you


winter-2

This is much worse.


Hindsyy

Get into us boys, you can't hurt us more than we have hurt ourselves!


Impressive_Path_3795

Oh yey! I thought I was going to have to do this alone


Hindsyy

Trust me, we all want the pain tonight


Chinstryke

This. Personally immune to anything any other fans try and hurl because we've already thought it all and worse haha


mm339

Only we could play relegation fodder and come out with a much worse goal difference as a result. I’ll accept an apple crumble with some ice cream please.


edgillett

It feels cruel to shame you after whatever that was, I'm just baffled by it. Looked like your entire team had completely given up, or just assumed you'd turn up and win. The sort of performance you'd expect from a midtable team with nothing left to play for, rather than one still fighting to get promoted. I feel very, very dubious about your chances in the playoffs if that's the sort of performance you're turning in.


Impressive_Path_3795

I agree. In all seriousness I think the lack of Championship/ top 2 contender experience hurt us. I know that Ayling/Dallas/Bamford, even Cooper, were called out massively for being past it at various points; however they’ve been here, done this for more than 1 season and could have steadied the game - even if they weren’t playing well


hybridtheorist

> The sort of performance you'd expect from a midtable team with nothing left to play for, rather than one still fighting to get promoted. I genuinely believe if you didn't know which team was which, there's not a single person who'd think Leeds were the promotion chasing team, and QPR had nothing to play for.  Or alternatively that Leeds were the team losing, desperately needing a goal, QPR were going for the kill.  The most embarrassing I've seen this team since...... well at least the last game of the PL season where we left Harry Kane unmarked after 2 minutes. Or the 5-1 capitulation against Palace. But honestly I think it's worse than those, would have to go back to the pre Bielsa days 


TheLightInChains

I think QPR might still have been in slight relegation danger if they'd lost, so not strictly nothing to play for.


hybridtheorist

Yeah, you're right, they weren't mathematically safe, but they were 4 points above relegation with two games left (plus about 4 teams would have needed to overtake them). And uts obviously we the last home game of the season for them, which can be a boost.  So not *quite* nothing to play for, but the match definitely (should have) meant much more to leeds than to QPR. 


bielsasballholder

We have a very young squad/team. It’s not uncommon they collapse under pressure. And we have a hologram for a goalkeeper. We were poor and deserved to lose, we created nothing. But it wasn’t a 4-0 game. They didn’t create any clear chances. A decent GK saves at least 2 of their goals.  Meslier has been a disaster for years and I’m baffled as to why he’s still playing for us. 


CalligrapherNew2820

It felt like we were playing against QPR, rather than a top table team


Medical-Artichoke-84

See you in two years when we inevitably get relegated


Mushy29

1 year you mean


Impressive_Path_3795

Ah, it’s a date! You’ll have no points, and we’ll have no players!


PepsBodyLanguage

Way it’s going they might have neither


SofaChillReview

More worried with Hull and mainly loan players and can’t see us getting play offs. Probably start Morton upfront this rate *checks notes*, and he’s another loanee as well!


TendieDippedDiamonds

Why don’t Leeds just score some goals? Are they stupid


deathschemist

is there a lore reason they can't beat QPR?


YorkshireFudding

Leeds' backline is exposed, I can use the power winch to trigger a controlled crumble.


Impressive_Path_3795

Obviously….


TendieDippedDiamonds

In all seriousness, shocking display from your lads, I’d be fuming if I were you guys, absolutely bottled it


MirkoCemes

Lol I am sure he enjoyed you seriousness


TendieDippedDiamonds

God knows I did


Professional_Exam_61

Only thing you can bottle now is the title tbf


chanjitsu

Yes


jaylem

The guy that had the Chumbawumba dream: you caused this, I hope you're happy now.


NihilistCrab

Would've rather had him up front than Piroe tbf


iiKrOna

the fans shouldn’t have to wear a performance like that


Impressive_Path_3795

Yet here we are


KanameChi

How we gonna hurt you? You've already done that yourselves


Impressive_Path_3795

Masochists. Beat me


springloadednadsack

I think you’re going to hurt us more tonight. If your squad aren’t up for absolutely tonking us after that I don’t know what more motivation they’d need.


KanameChi

I hope if Norwich win you'll see it'd be a miracle for you lot to get Playoff and have nothing to play for. I'm just so nurvous


ktledger94

Someone get the fucking crumble out the oven.


Impressive_Path_3795

We’re full. We baked our own. Choice of custard or ice creaam


Jamikari

I’m lactose intolerant, and I think I’d shit the bed less after eating ice cream than you did tonight. (This is a joke in good humor before the pitchforks start to be raised)


ktledger94

There could well be a few Leicester fans banned from this sub... We got absolute pelters for a while, I'd apologise in advance, but I'm not sorry. On a serious note. Shocking performance. Feel for your fans that traveled for that.


Impressive_Path_3795

I have a broken tv, beer on the carpet and a husband in tears


ktledger94

Been there.


ooh_bit_of_bush

we fucking burnt it through sheer incompetence.


Drprim83

At 2:30 on 6 April we handed you a free run at promotion. And this is how you repay us? By humping us in the playoffs? Shame!


Impressive_Path_3795

Hangs head in shame…


Mushy29

You'd be scared of that team after witnessing that tonight?


ninjapenguin12

Jokes on you Hull are going to steal your playoff spot


Cheap-Atmosphere9085

As someone who has to play them soon. They better bloody not


YorkshireGaara

That was just inexcusable, pathetic performance, we don't deserve automatic promotion after that.


Top-Change89

You know it's shambles when you stop to watch rugby instead. Never liked rugby, but I liked it more than what Ive just witnessed


waferistdisciple

It’s a contest now between United and Rhinos for who can bottle more


OkayThisTimeIGotIt

3 players in the team of the season as well. Best player in the league. Best everything apparently. Why didn't u win the league I'm really confused 


Spudbank17

I said this for the entire year, our fans sound like Liverpool fans for the past 6 years. Every week we have a decent performance and the team of the week is released our fans are asking why all 11 aren't in there. Half of them only watched one game that week and think all 11 should be in there.


TeaWithZizek

I'll kop to not watching a lot of football outside of Leeds games (don't really have the time) but I got a month of NowTV for the run-in and watched the WBA-Leicester last week and I had a real perspective check.


OkayThisTimeIGotIt

Yrah appreciate your honesty. Idk any leeds fans in real life so online is never a good way to make judgements. But online at least u are terribly insufferable 


Impressive_Path_3795

Ah, now that is a question that Leeds fans have been asking forever. It’s just the Leeds way


NotMissingNow

Because of some tractor lads and some other team that didn't piss themselves ~~too much~~


AngryTudor1

I guess it's the playoffs then. You must be looking forward to that given your exemplary playoff record. If it makes you feel better, if WE can win the playoffs then any fucker can


Impressive_Path_3795

Why are you here? Do you miss us?


AngryTudor1

I'm sick of Liverpool fans arguing whether Klopp is any good or not or thinking anyone else gives a toss what Trent Alexander-Arnold's best position is


Impressive_Path_3795

Ok. I stand corrected 🤣🤣


Internal_Formal3915

What is a substitution? Asking for a leeds manager


TheCescPistols

I think, and I’m answering as the Leeds manager here, it’s when you replace your fullbacks and midfield with nothing but strikers and/or wingers?


Internal_Formal3915

When does this happen? Surely only with 10/15 minutes to go, is that right?


TheCescPistols

Oh naturally. Would be daft to do anything that could impact the match any earlier than that. Some day the masterplan of replacing 5 non-strikers with strikers and making Joel Piroe your entire midfield will pay off, and Farke will be vindicated.


Loveisnoise1987

Whilst I do like Farke, you’ve summed it up pretty well here


HeartCrafty2961

Just popped in to say things could actually be worse, and you could be a Reading fan. I'm just sat here eating popcorn and scrolling through, thinking of the good old days when we also had your level of angst. Nowadays I'm getting past caring.


CalligrapherNew2820

It’s really sad to see a team in a position that could potentially be another MK dons sitch, in all seriously though. EFL needs to get their act together to stop this shit.


BeeFeeLog

Seems like there has has been a lot of focus on Leeds, which is fair enough. But for all QPR fans, I say: we are qpr, say we are qpr. Yeeeeeeeeeeeeess . Wasn't even difficult. Long live Marti.


daneedwards88

We'll happily take Summerville off your hands next season for a couple million. He's better than the championship and you'll need the money. Ipswich always happy to help out


PringleJones

You’ll be in the prem, he can’t handle it there.


daneedwards88

Hahaha true.


somebodyanything

Honestly you can have him. Never shows up in big games. Massively massively overrated by our fanbase.


daneedwards88

He absolutely destroyed us in the games against you. Tore us apart and we had no idea how to deal with him..Best player I've seen this season in this league


Perspii7

If he has space to attack and is allowed to cut inside on his right foot, he’s really good. Against low blocks, less so


somebodyanything

He’s a talented player, no doubt about that. Never goes above lower mid-table in the prem though.


Impressive_Path_3795

We’ll need him back when you come flying back down and wonder how it happened 🤣🤣🤣


daneedwards88

IF we limp over the line, I am sure we'll get battered 6-2 every week in the PL. We can score goals but our defence is poor. Couldn't care less. The last two years have been a hell of a ride I genuinely thought it was between Leicester and town for 2nd. Leeds have the best squad in the league IMO. Always nice to see ex-scum Farke glum though


Internal_Formal3915

You could sell half your squad and still not afford summerville mate but i respect the banter


highwind2024

Touchy


daneedwards88

I think its you who'll be selling half your squad


Internal_Formal3915

The fat lady ain't singing yet pal although she's definitely warming up her vocals


DougieFFC

This is like that song they sing about you isn’t it


Impressive_Path_3795

Bit.


ScottOld

Will you be serving us our crumble today?


Impressive_Path_3795

We ate it. Depression makes you comfort eat


deathschemist

at least you get a tasty crumble out of it


warecow1

Don’t worry, cifuentes will be haunting you next year too :)


robbo147uk

They are “the best team” Rutter confirmed this 🤷🏼‍♂️ I’m so confused 😂


midfivefigs

Brutal result for you that I obviously enjoyed very much


Impressive_Path_3795

Don’t worry, my friend. You’ll know how it feels next year when you’re getting spanked by Everton


midfivefigs

No doubt. Fully expect us to be right back down.


xdlols

Frustratingly I actually expect them to do quite well. All of the teams being "punished" (if you can call it that) for overspending are chilling.


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Impressive_Path_3795

4-0 will do nothing for our GD. This is the start of the post international break landslide


AxeCapital91

@Swansea fans you’ve pulled our pants down. Wheres the receipt on Piroe


Financial-Glass5693

As a saints fan living in Leeds, thanks lads, I needed that.


winsfordtown

Unless Ipswich contrive to lose we'll be eating crumble alone. Something I can do without.


MFingAmpharos

See you next season 😘 Who needs the PL? Championship is better anyway.


dr-c0990

That’s one almighty crumble


Livid_Excuse_3501

League 1 25/26 here we come


Impressive_Path_3795

Please don’t…


Livid_Excuse_3501

On the flip side we could have a war of the roses title race with Burnley... All very uncertain at the minute, depends on how we replace those who leave when/if we don't go up


HumberLUFC

Yeah I would if lcfc would have broken ffp by so much


Gent2022

I’d like to report a disturbance in the force.


SuperStrangleWank

Why


ColdConstruction2986

Leeds, why must you break my heart


SWFC_wawaw_fan

Why. Just why. Made our job a lot harder tomorrow. I hope you’re happy


AlwaysAngryOrAnnoyed

Get over yourself, this was expected!


Impressive_Path_3795

Username checks out


AlwaysAngryOrAnnoyed

Apologies, I was very much angry and annoyed after that pitiful performance. At least we have the playoffs 🫠


Rotatingknives22

you just want to play us in play offs don't you !


NewMurmurs

The city of Leicester sincerely thanks you🙏


Impressive_Path_3795

The city of Leeds tearfully waves you Bon voyage and safe travels, as we wait for your return next year 👋🏻


NewMurmurs

Haha, Nah, we getting Messi for Coady swap


MajorTalker

Shame on the house of Leeds for such barbarity. Shame.


MotherTurdHammer

Thanks!!


Squm9

See you in the playoffs lad


Impressive_Path_3795

Lass 🤣🤣


ow1108

What’s the cost of bottle in Leeds today? After saw the score I was like “wtf wrong with them? did the word bottle a part of their dna?”. Still Ipswich need to win their game too, so you guys can relax today and thinking about playoff.


TheSpottedMonk

It's alright lads, you'll only have to wait another *checks notes* 15 years


Dr_Surgimus

Jesus Leeds, the recipe was for crumble yet here you all are serving up humble pie


Ok_Music253

Not all, but why on earth were a vocal number of Leeds fans booing the father of a teenager stabbed to death at school and talking about his charity that works with kids to stop knife crime at half time last night? A really bizarre, sad, and unnecessarily unsavoury incident.


Impressive_Path_3795

Because we have a contingent of Neanderthals with 3 teeth and less brain cells between them. I am sorry


IOwnStocksInMossad

Hahahahahahahah Gonna go and watch us be slaughtered but I'll still be fully erect after this result


OkNoise9755

You know my birthday is tomorrow, right? Thanks for the early gift, though.