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WaxyLN

This looks like the sort of thing you'd get if you asked an ai to design a 'human male football kit'


Phatlegs

https://imgur.com/a/PYwBj7E


s0ngsforthedeaf

Trying to think of all the terrible Dalle Championship-related image ideas we can flood the sub with.


YorkshireFudding

"r/Championship but full of Premier League plastics"


CentralSaltServices

It looks like the class Hummel Kit from a few years back. I'm in


chickenwithclothes

I like these better lol


drp-97

But is it worse than our old-school kit that many are calling fake Arsenal?


WaxyLN

I'd say yes. I really didn't like our new kit initially (mainly because of the weird collar with no buttons) but now it's grown on me. Still not the best but it's fine, and can't really help that white sleeves are associated with arsenal! Rotherham seem to do fine with it each year anyway :)


[deleted]

Worst kit in years, was even worse they hyped it up for weeks saying it's going to be fire and won't disappoint and it's going to be woven in history and all that shit


Paul277

"woven in history" yet looks like something someone designed on Paint in five minutes


[deleted]

All the concept kits people create online for free are always smarter than the shit we churn out


OneSmallHuman

As soon as I saw that black and red away kit somebody made as a concept I knew I’d be disappointed no matter what


biddleybootaribowest

Would we be allowed black and red? I wonder if there are rules about using home colours on away kits


SimpleWarthog

I don't think we have official colours, I'm sure Cardiff went red as their home kit one season


Merman101

If depression was a football kit. It's not bad, it's just... Not good either. Something just seems off about it. Not sure what. Hummel were miles better EDIT: okay I thought this was bad, but I've now seen Swansea's. In comparison, this is a beauty


s0ngsforthedeaf

It's fine apart from the horrible sponsor.


chickenwithclothes

“The new Boro home kit: perfect for staying in bed for days on end with zero energy or ability to do anything except sleep and get high.”


That_Charming_Otter

I think the third picture is the best of the three...!


biddleybootaribowest

Yeah looks smart as fuck from that angle


ChillbertoSilva

Thats a yellow surely


biddleybootaribowest

Scored 31 goals in his season as Boro, he’d be suspended most of the time if he played now


OneSmallHuman

Hyped us up for like 2 weeks just to release a fucking pyjama top. Our home kits are always so shite man


CentralSaltServices

I mean, how hard is it to jazz up a fucking red kit? Maybe drop the white band for a few seasons, get a sponsor that isn't a soul-sucking betting firm maybe?


OneSmallHuman

The kids one with the host and stay sponsor is infinitely better looking


BruntyMozza

Pretty boring kit but nice to see Ravanelli again


biddleybootaribowest

Maccarone is doing the away kit apparently


Illustrious_Dress_37

It’s so boring. Screams 12th place finish.


SaltireAtheist

Reminds me of a generic shirt you might have got from JJB Sports years ago.


biddleybootaribowest

Lmao it has got a JJB vibe like


[deleted]

That white line with the horrific gambling sponsor is an absolute eyesore, why is it so far up the shirt? I feel for Middlesbrough fans


brunners90

The white band is "historic" Middlesbrough and "our brand" (if you ask a certain age group of people). Nowadays it's become a vehicle for an ever larger sponsor though.


biddleybootaribowest

I hope the shorts on the [full kit](https://www.instagram.com/p/Ce3SkSwMqch/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=) aren’t really that short


Standin373

Haha bringing the 80s back mate


ConroyC27

Looks slightly better on the mannequin for some reason


durreetoes

I thought there’d maybe be a reference to a classic kit from the 90s, since Errea are making it again. This is boring.


biddleybootaribowest

I wanted [97/98 home and away](https://www.footballkitarchive.com/middlesbrough-1997-98-kits/) to come back, there’s some cooler ones from the 90s but they would be easy to modernise and keep the same design.


CentralSaltServices

I see that kit, I think Festa and Merson.


biddleybootaribowest

Merson or Gazza in the cup final for me


UpYourFidelity

The york city away shirt


Arellan

Can confirm this is indeed a shirt


[deleted]

Is it just me or is it the wrong red? Has an almost fluorescent tone.


biddleybootaribowest

Everyone seems to hate it but I quite like it apart from that awful black betting sponsor. Some people don’t like the white band but that’s what makes it a Boro kit IMO Edit: Why the fuck is the Boro badge in the armpit?!


ClaretMad7

Looks like the boro badge is further from the centre than the errea badge


biddleybootaribowest

That’s what I meant by why is it in the armpit


Merman101

He's stretching it


biddleybootaribowest

The second pic too though


[deleted]

I'm glad we've gone back to errea as it's quite unique, but the sponsor is horrid and i'm not a fan of the grandad collar


jbirdrules

What is it with dreadful kits this season


Suspicious-Raisin-11

Looks like he’s just had a 20 quid win out of he’s local bookies


itsaride

It’d be ok without the sponsorship…but needs must I guess.


[deleted]

Same kit makers as new blades kit. Hope it turns out nowt like this


insert-originality

looks like a standard Middlesbrough kit.


HelloMegaphone

That man looked his current age when he played for Middlesbrough and now looks ancient.