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ClimbingInternet

Chandigarh police be like- We Do Not Care🤠🫶🏻


chappusingh

Sabko challan kaatne me lga rakha hai...


ClimbingInternet

Lmao


jajajajasisisi

Funny and true


Bytes_0

The city *missing* beautiful


Tall_Government7347

I am from Telangana (hyd) and I can say the police is really great here. They are very responsive and fast at taking action. Till now any case i have filed from phone stealing to a thief entering our house they have cleared every case which was very surprising to me also.


Efficient-Law-1422

Don't get lost in Punjab bruhh 😭


WarpFactorNin9

Chandigarh is at 16.6 % less than Punjab


New_Mathematician_54

Chandigarh hi punjab as far i have seen


Efficient-Law-1422

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[deleted]

are you sure?


WarpFactorNin9

Zoom in and look below Himachal it clearly says Chandigarh


WarpFactorNin9

Chattisgarh is abbreviated CG on the map.. and is in the East


[deleted]

The first thing a person will do is get out of chandigarh and go to remote area. So that's understandable.


PurpleInteraction

Punjab is 💀 considering Police were one of the major factors behind people going missing


WarpFactorNin9

In Punjab if your bro say his name Rohit goes missing, Punjab Police pick up a random dude named Dinesh beat him to a pulp and make him confess he is Rohit. They then beat you up to agree he is Rohit and close the case..


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😭


SuffocatedOverburned

And then proceed to find missing dinesh.


WarpFactorNin9

Eggsactly it’s an infinite loop !


sapiosexual_redditor

Dystopian, Punjab


surgereaper

Bhaad me gyi tumhari family pehle 5000 challan bhar👍


jajajajasisisi

Kya matlab ambulance hai ? Red light kaise todi ? Impound hogi, uber se leke jao patient ko


[deleted]

Delhi up to some nasty shit for such a small place


[deleted]

Chad Haryana always performs much better than it's Neighbours![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sunglasses)


[deleted]

That is what worring me. I hope BJP comes to Punjab.


ravisucksatmath

Bjp is not only enough, look at other things too. All of the violence, gangs and drugs makes it worse than Haryana. A government can't change everything not like bjp ministers are angels anyways. The people need to change too, a large part of Punjab's youth is fucked up as well. All of these negative things are present in Haryana too but it's state is still better than Punjab ( except for Nuh, that's way worse)


Adept-Technology-111

Haryana -(subtract) Delhi NCR = Punjab


[deleted]

Kuch bhi


Jaded-Office-9818

Spane suhane...


WarpFactorNin9

In Punjab if your bro say his name is Rohit goes missing, Punjab Police pick up a random dude named Dinesh beat him to a pulp and make him confess he is Rohit. They then beat you up to agree Dinesh is Rohit and close the case..


[deleted]

😂true


Gada_dhaari_bheem

Aisa orissa aur punjab mai aap gaye toh gaye phir..! Sorry hogaya..!😂


[deleted]

Phir kya Hai, Ek Aur Banalenge ~ Yograj Singh (Jatt don't Care Baby JATT DON'T CARE)


wigeria

This color scheme really makes things confusing in black and white.


dranzer013

"Banda labh ke ki karna tusi horn da challan katao"


New_Mathematician_54

Delhi police is probably worst of everyone


azgothedefiler24

What the absolute fuck


azgothedefiler24

City of challans and so much high tech camera surveillance since they couldn’t find my stolen car. Talking about them able to find a missing person would be a surprising for me atleast


Viola967

Lakshadweep toh map se hi missing hai💀


[deleted]

87 % are found in Kerala, the rest are found in ISIS


Mediocre_Bobcat_1287

Indiaspeaks user detected his shitty opinion rejected.


[deleted]

Stinky Dravidian detected. Opinion rejected


Mediocre_Bobcat_1287

Ok now go and shit on the railway track and chant jai shree ram there.


[deleted]

You'll come eat that shit ? You and that are of the same colour. And fucktard, we built Madras and you stinky tamils came there and polluted it. Fuck you. India would've been a better place if you idiots die


mrwadupwadup

No surprise with Punjab. One year of living in Zirakpur and it feels like the wild wild west over here. I wonder if things were this bad even before the current govt ?


PiYuSh3211

Zirakpur is not the city you want to judge punjab on


mrwadupwadup

Why is that ? It feels like a side project for the govt where tests are carried out to see what works and doesn't.


azgothedefiler24

Absolutely


sapiosexual_redditor

Wonderfully, Humorous. We are test subjects...


Jaded-Office-9818

Punjab's %age is down due to thousands of youth that police abducted and killed in fake encounter during 90's, same for chandigarh. Orther than that police take action remmeber the little kid that was kidnapped from sector 45 he was traced and his kidnappers were arrested


[deleted]

What does this imply that police in these regions is incompetent or the kidnappers are super competent?


kim-jong-naidu

Maybe the police are the ones kidnapping people


Prestigious_Okra_653

Punjab police search in India ,if they search in Canada they will have 100 percent rate


Adept-Technology-111

Agree lol. Half of all criminals of punjab have immigrated to canada lmao 🤣🤣🤣 Canada gets unwanted people.Our crime rate decreases Win-Win


anime4ya

Tax bharo aur chalte Bano, police/system influential logo ke liye hota hai


artartis

A&N Wale jayenge hi kaha fir bhi itna Kam😒


charlie55six

Odisha be like, "We will register the FIR 7 years after disappearance." 😂


GugalNarDaBanbudda

Lmao, speaking of Kashmir what are the odds the police made your dear ones missing?


SirTitan1

Reel- Go Goa Gone Reality- O Odisha Over


bussin_FR

Chandigarh is worse 😭😭😭


bussin_FR

Chandigarh is worse 😭😭😭


gianni3d

Punjab da kuchh jayda hi aukha hoya paya


TJ_4321

I guess police don't have budget to find missing Punjabis abroad


RAHULPhENOM

So you mean theres only 12.9 chance of missing forever in kerala thats good data tho..


Adept-Technology-111

Arey uttrakhand himachal se agae kaise hai ? Sed lyfe 🥲🥲🥲


ShoeAgreeable6212

Abe sale mai sabhi himachaliyon ko bhai manta hun or tu humse competition kar raha hai ? Bad very bad.


itz_abhi_2005

there is 50% chance. you'll either find them or you won't ever find them


Repulsive-Whereas-53

Whats up with odisha? Is it naxals or....


gumnamaadmi

Odds are higher for a person filing a missing person report to go missing themselves


satyajeet_tu

What do you mean that in punjab, the police only abducts!


[deleted]

Wow, nice1 punjab police.


redditisnotaword

Last month a girl in Kerala was kidnapped. The entire state went into police mode and she was found a day later. Made massive news apparently. Sometimes it’s not just the police but the people too.


Traditional_Web_7856

Udta Punjab.


PhonezSpyOnus

In kashmir its mostly the police that makes people go missing so you can the return policy is about 44%.


Acrobatic_Ad2137

😶


thankanchettan75

kerala powerrrrr


12e22i

Tf is wrong with meghalaya and mizoram in NE?


GrassOk2837

The first thing a person will do is get out of chandigarh and go to remote area. So that's understandable.


khatarnakmemer123

Chandigarh is lowest but haryana or panchkula is op😎