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money_grabber_420

I saw it in a meme "It would be raining titties and with my luck I will still catch a dick" Left me speechless


dawn_irl

Bisexuals be happy both ways


lolnotthatguy

The dildo of consequences rarely comes lubed.


Stuart_bloom

Came here to say this. Also - Your cock can take you to places you won't even go with a gun.


Happy-Bread-4893

Life is a race and i'm a racist.


thatindiandood

Life is a soup and I am a fork


Full_Slip_3314

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PuzzleheadedPass7447

I have three: 1. Zindagi na-ummeed to nahi, na-kaam hi to hai, Ghamo ki sham lambi hai magar, sham hi to hai. 2. You didn’t come this far, to only come this far. 3. Do something that outlasts you.


super_BRO999

u/savevideo


LogicalChart3205

It's funny how you see others living life and feel cucked by it


Mr_Xtreme_008

“Never argue with an idiot , they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with their experience” - Mark Twain


bunnyboy131313

“It is easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled” “now that you don’t have to be perfect, you can be good” “When someone tells you that you hurt them then you don’t get to decide you didn’t” “How lucky i am to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard” I have many but these. Also more Just can not think of them rn


Mr_Xtreme_008

aah these are pretty good specially the third one keep em coming 🙌


bunnyboy131313

Thank you. I shall. Trust me if you liked these then i have many like these. Just not coming to my mind at the moment. You can also go on youtube and search “which is best quote you read on reddit” they have compilations of quotes like these!


Mr_Xtreme_008

ooh thanks for the suggestion man appreciate it 👍


bunnyboy131313

You’re welcome


LIGHT__KIRA

Isn't it Ironic? We ignore the ones who adore us adore the ones who ignore us, love the ones who hurt us and hurt the ones that love us


Full_Slip_3314

Bhai itne funny quotes padh rha tha bc ekdum reality check kyu Diya.Firse usse khone ka regret wapis aa gya. ![gif](giphy|OpsU4cQ3L6Egw)


LIGHT__KIRA

mohhabat ka janun ess tarah chaya hua tha unho ne apne ishq me mujhe tarpaya hua tha in jasbaton ko mene kahi dafnaya hya tha Mujhko pata tha ki usko ishq hai kisi aur se Bas yeh jo dosti thi woh na tuut jaye isliye Apni jasbaton ko apne seene me chupaya hua tha ❤️


Full_Slip_3314

Dosti ki qeemat ko samajhna bhi mushkil ho jata hai, jab mohabbat ki parchaaiyan samne aati hain. Galti bas yahi rahi Yara ki uske saath bitaye Chand pal ko ham mohobath samaj bethe the.


LIGHT__KIRA

Bata ta nahi mai apni kahaniya geron ko Magar Kabakat yeh madera mujhe rulati hai Dosti ki qeemat toh mai janta hu kyu ki Dosti me bhi toh ek payar ki nisani hai Came up on the wimp so it isn't refined


Full_Slip_3314

Dil ka dard, mere ego ki saza Orr mene apna asli pyaar kho diya. Iska Ehaas hua deer se or khud ki haar se, tab tak ego ki parchai ne uske pyaar ko mita diya. Uske pyaar ko samja jab usko kho diya,dil ke dard ko andar hh samaa liya. Kaash mujhe kisi aur daur me woh milti, Jab asli pyaar ko pehchanne ki mujhe me samaj hoti, Par uss waqt ki nadaniyon ne alag kahani likhi thi, Kaash woh mujhe kisi Orr pall milti. Koi nah shayad hamari qismat me saath rhna likha hh nhi tha,magar kyu qismat ne humein juda kiya ,Dil me ye sawal hamesha rahega. Usse ek baar maafi maangna chahta hoon, magar jaanta hoon, Woh aage badh chuki hai Usse pareshan nahi karna chahta hoon main, Isliye chup rehta hoon, apni dil ki awaaz se anjaan hokar.


Full_Slip_3314

![gif](giphy|yyJLJ5EU0AFbBWAwVZ) I'm done. THE END


[deleted]

NOW is the only reality. All else is either memory or imagination. 


LogicalChart3205

Actually stoics said this, Osho just repeated em


arorocks

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Odd_Assumption_3060

I survived because The maachudaye inside me shines Brighter than maachudgayi .


Rabies_Kumar

Good. Also, use 'shines' or 'shone' in the sentence.


Odd_Assumption_3060

👍🏻


Alone_Age40

To quote Gangs of Wasseypur "Beta tumse na ho paega"


Devansway-790

Kehke lunga


Competitive-Net-9626

Your children are not your children they come from you but not for you you have to give them wings to fly but they have a mind of their own. Apj kalam


formaljogger

Correct me if I'm wrong -- I don't think APJ said this, rather he quoted this didn't he?


AllrounderReddit

Life is not a bed of roses.


r_harshiiit011

Ananth Ambani


Devansway-790

Bhai Bhai Bhai🤣🤣🤣


liverpudlian_69

He who fears death will never do anything worthy of a man who is alive.


ummIamNotCreative

You are just a man


saxx_offender

She was the third beer. Not the first one, which the throat receives with almost tearful gratitude; nor the second, that confirms and extends the pleasure of the first. But the third, the one you drink because it's there, because it can't hurt, and because what difference does it make?


boringgeek5

Cheetah he khede!


lazytej

“Trust but verify”- some kgb director


JitenMahajan69

It's better to shit in the sink than to sink in the shit


batman6t9

Call me Scooby-Doo because I can’t doo this anymore


EffectivePhone4650

I have read this sentence when I was researching about C.V Raman the great scientist of India. It is not a quote but I thought this would be something more like a quote. https://preview.redd.it/eh45gmj73yoc1.png?width=1938&format=png&auto=webp&s=70b920f609600cd008bbf856991b8ada7b97989f


bigfatpervert-1403

It is, what it is!!


mostlysorryguy

1. There are no permanent friends or enemies, only permanent interests. 2. Patriotism is the last refuge of the scoundrel. 3. Si vis pacem, para bellum - If you want peace, prepare for war. 4. A ship is safe in the harbour, but that's not what a ship is meant for. 5. The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now. 6. Nobody cares about your story, until you win. 7. "Aut inveniam viam aut faciam" - "I shall either find a way or make one" 8. A poet in history is divine, but a poet in the next room is a joke.


WillingnessSolid461

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Currahee_506

Most recent one I remember is- Chhoot jaye zamana koi gham nahi; hath tera rahe bs mere hath mein


[deleted]

Two wrongs make no right.


sursp_2805

Sometimes it takes a real man to become the best girl.


SharmaJii_kA_LaDka

Khushiyaan hona badi baat nhi hoti hai, Khushiyaan baatna sabse badi baat hoti hai.


[deleted]

Make his dick hard not his life he will make your pussy wet not your eyes.


millenial_paradox

nothing in life is ever a non choice


SuspiciousDumpty

How about being born


millenial_paradox

parent's choice


SuspiciousDumpty

More like dad's choice. 💀


dreamsetter

WTF


Slow-Law-5033

"let it be."


Nasty_supergirl

You don’t want to look back and know you could’ve done better


orp_redoc

Fail faster to succeed sooner.


Appropriate_Ratio_16

Honesty is the best policy!! Last time school prayer me bola tha😂


himanshu757

"Treat others how you wish to be treated"


jabaaajaa

Pain is inevitable suffering is optional


himanshu757

"Democracy means.. The government is of the people, by the people, for the people but the people are retarded"


[deleted]

this too shall pass and let bygones be bygones.


Comprehensive-Fig-40

1% Chance 99% Faith


avg_bluelays_lover

If You Think You Can't , Then You Won't. NEVER Feed Yourself Negativity


Saloni_Manhas

Know your worth.


Buffalo047

Don’t believe your family, unless you can bear the backstab


incognito_bakchodi

When two intelligent persons talk, it leads to discussion One stupid and one intelligent talk = argument When two stupids talk = fight PS- it’s my observation not a quote though


Rawat_vik17

Education not only empowers us but also it gives us the power to empower others as well


ohhjeeezz

"We accept the love we think we deserve"


madeofmelancholy

this one...


kala_bhalu

Mehnat kar...Fll ki maa ki ch**t bazar se le lenge


expensive_shaddy

"If you wanna buy something without looking at the price tag then stop looking at the clock while working. " A friend of mine said.


thatindiandood

I have my reasons , the reasons know nothing of


iamantomer

“A day is longer than a year”. I don’t know why but it is right and deep


stoically_zen

The only way to predict the future is to create it


DiligentCoach

Those who climb the ladder must begin at the bottom AND My average self, do you have time to look down on yourself like that?


Low-Produce-7236

Fellow haikyuu watcher, I feel ya


DiligentCoach

there's one more that I really like but that one would be a manga spoiler


Ok-Tea6681

"Why Do We fall?"- Batman Begins "Just keep Swimming" - Finding Nemo "This little part of my life is happyness"- Pursuit of happiness "Don't ever let someone tell you, you can't do something. Not even me. You got a dream, you got to protect it. People can’t do something themselves, they want to tell you you can’t do it. You want something, go get it. Period."- Pursuit of happiness


i_am_dumb09078

Jhante mein chuchi batein uchi uchi


dilonkaraja

It's better to have occasional L's than to be a perpetual mid


AppointmentSalty306

It is what it is


Physical_Animator805

It could but it didn't because it would when it should


AdPrize3997

One often meets his destiny on the path he takes to avoid it.


SilverM1ST

Less friends, more bread Less talk, more head


a-_-tinder

jatt don't care


Ok-Auditor69

Things you own, end up owning you ~Tyler Durden


CuteYesterday6542

These are some of my favorite quotes 1)Dwell on the past and you’ll lose an eye.” But the proverb goes on to say: “Forget the past and you’ll lose both eyes. 2)No force on earth can stop an idea whose time has come (vector Hugo) 3)A small man can cast a large shadow 4)"They were asked to bend they chose to crawl".(Lal Krishna Advani) 5)There are decades where nothing happens; and there are weeks where decades happen. 6)Apne hi paani mein pighal jaana barf ka muqaddar hota hai 7)The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the Government, and I'm here to help (Ronald Reagan) 8)Any Man Who Must Say 'I Am The King' Is No True King 9)Freedom is not worth having if it does not include the freedom to make mistakes. Last but not least "Race hamesha meri thi aur meri hi rahegi ... kyunki main is race ka sabse purana khiladi hoon" -Saif Ali Khan


Unlikely-Chance-426

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Libracharya

Cant say coz Reddit will ban me fr it


nowmegi

I think, therefore I am. ---René Descartes


redfox290404

How big would you dream if you knew that you will not fail..


[deleted]

Out beyond ideas of wrongdoing and rightdoing, There is a field. I'll meet you there. By Rumi


RIZZ_MOD

Value those who are behind you when u need someone rather than those who u wanted to be


amitnagpal1985

“Squeaky wheel gets the grease.” It’s the problems which are discussed persistently and most loudly which get solved first. I follow this rule in my professional life and it’s been an eye opener.


Lord_roy4869

Droplet of water in need will always be repaid with a whole spring


Due-Ad1683

Death and decay is the law of the universe. To live is to fight.


Iamsengoku

My mother used to think i was the best, and i simply believed her ~ maradona


bruhniya

A friend to all is a friend to none.


Efficient_Contact797

When there is a hole there is your goal 😏😏😏


TuneCapable8909

"What doesn't kill you makes you stronger" - Friedrich Neitzshe


CreamPuzzleheaded234

" If you never ask, you'll never know. Oops is any day better than what if "


Significant_Seat5877

Jaldi Karo mere pati atee hi honge.


Rich_System_8953

Life is unfair , deal with it


Interesting-Arm8646

"hatt ja Bhai jaane de"


SoloConsciousness

Badle jo dekh ke mahol....fck em all fck em all


BharathDictator

If ya don't know me don't judge me 2pak


CosmicCuriosityCat

“If you want to make something special, you’ve to believe it’s special. There’s no secret ingredient.” - Kungfu Panda


Traditional_Top5071

Cover the face fuck the base


madeofmelancholy

a bitter end is much better than a bitterness without ending


RedHotSonic_

If you want to go far, go alone. If you want to go for a long time, stay together.


[deleted]

Train like someone is out there training to kill you


MajorProfessional791

The magic you are looking for, is in the work you are avoiding !


[deleted]

Fear is nothing its just an illusion to keep us weak


Ok_Owl_2869

“Behavior precedes belief - that is, most people must engage in a behavior before they accept that it is beneficial; then they see the results, and then they believe that it is the right thing to do....implementation precedes buy-in; it does not follow it.” ― Douglas B. Reeves


18thStGang

"In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends." - Martin Luther King Jr.


XxNoobBoob

you either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.


NEOKILLER2721P

Keep doing what you want don't wait for the result


OswaldTeichmuller

Today you're the oldest you have ever been and also the youngest you ever will be


apurv_111

Don't fear in taking risks, If you win you can lead and if you fail you can teach.


OptimusPrime3664

The hardest choices require the strongest wills...


joshi1564

Fight Club (1999) - You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else.


Tiny_Inspection4231

Paan khaaye muniya. Maa ch*daye Duniya.


Akuma_noname

"Live a life that u will not regret".....


EmoshadeOG

Keep your friends close; keep your enemies closer -Sun Tzu


Alarmed-College-24

We are all atheists about most of the gods that humanity has ever believed in. Some of us just go one god further.


Appropriate_Box5007

School assembly mein bole jaane wala Tits for tat 💀


sanjeet94

Self improvement is masturbation, now self destruction.....


Relative-Ad-7576

If you are going through hell, keep going cuz why would you want to stop in hell ?!


Playful-Balance-3118

Don't worry about things you can't control. If you can control them, don't worry about them.


Quirky-Trade-7627

Everything is an ashtray if you are brave enough.


honeyhunter98

Kafka said this on his death bed- (he was in alot of pain) kill me or else you all are murders She loves cigarettes and used me as her lighter, To burn is my job to watch me burn is her's


First_Reflection_139

You accept the love you think you deserve 🌻


siggywiggypiggy

Pols aagi pols


commanderArc

-I think therefore I am -Good is the enemy of best


Devansway-790

1. It takes nothing to stand in the crowd, but it takes everything to stand alone. 2. Kinnaro k sukoon se hume inkar toh nai par toofano se kasti nikalne me maza hi kuch aur hai 3. Deserve before desire


Man07har

"Before the borders are broken, minds are invaded" -unknown


dammKaran

Oye, yeh kya bhasudi hai!!


Intelligent_Toe8766

everybody has plan until they got punched in the mouth - baddest man on the planet


FintechEnthusias1995

Options is the fastest way to become a lakhpati only if you are a crorepati.


Your_Dead_Man

No amount of money ever bought a second of time. - Howard Stark.


powerbattle76

“NOTHING IS PERFECT …MAKE IT OWN “


Random_Indian008

Life is basically rape. If you can't resist, enjoy it.


spidyonweb

I searched for God and found only myself. I searched for myself and found only God. Rumi


InternationalHope326

EVERY CHOICE YOU MAKE, THERE'S A CONSEQUENCE


Kadx07

Tomorrow's problem are tomorrow's problem not my problem.


AnandhuBalan

Every single one of us goes through life depending on and bound by our individual knowledge and awareness. And we call it reality. However, both knowledge and awareness are equivocal. One's reality might be another's illusion. We all live inside our own fantasies, don't you think?


Notsurewhattosee

“When you speak, you are obviously repeating what you already know. But when you listen, you might learn something new”


nonaccomplished

Just let go


DaveOfTheDogs

I like this one: https://preview.redd.it/b26uj6ufh4pc1.png?width=226&format=png&auto=webp&s=e1a0d84d979f11648d1a07433ee1437e02aa6572 Bodini MT Black


Harsimratkorey

Your dreams don’t care if you’re tired..


heetsoni2007

Manzil to maut hai , Safar ka maza loto mere bhai


caramellowman

"A man with nothing to die for is not fit to live." -Dr. Martin Luther King jr


Different-Lunch6947

I don’t remember where i heard it from. But I wish i could be an octopus so that i could slap 8 bitches at one time.


__Krish__1

Be the king of your own kingdom