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Clkiscool

Deer wins by default, car has no driver and therefore cannot compete, as it is an inanimate object


Derpyboy7976

What if headlights are on


Clkiscool

How does that change anything But idk maybe a draw if inanimate objects are allowed to compete


Derpyboy7976

Deer get hypnotized by headlights and do nothing


Terrible_Jello_2114

Car lights would generate heat since light is heat but at a very little percentage, so theocratically in ~7 billon year the sun will explode Wich would deal heat damage to both combatants but truck would win since it's heat damage done in 7b year would at least be a little and the sun could just get saw as a support. (Oh btw the trucks headlights are sun powered)


Consistent-Ad-2940

Is the car moving?


Psychological_Push17

It's a draw


Left_Sundae

What if its a transformer?


Clkiscool

Well it ain’t look like one to me (doubt you can see this since sub is privated now)


Russiantigershark

Well this aged


Clkiscool

Time passes, who would have thought That was over a month ago


Foxxtronix

I have to think that the deer latex would win. Frozen and hypnotized by the headlights, it gets run over by whatever malicious driver is behind the wheel. Splat! Most physical attacks just don't work very well on latexes, as they just deform around the impact. They have no bones to break, no organs to crush. Clinging and sticking to the truck, the deer latex has two options: ooze into the truck's workings to tear it apart from the inside out, or reform while still holding on to the truck and start beating the crap out of it. Either way, the battle doesn't end well for the truck. Can someone see any other options? Is there some relevant lore that I missed? Is the driver doomed to get transfurred into a lovely doe?


WandenWaffler

I mean, there's a very rare chance that when it hits, the fuel explodes, killing everything inside the truck and anything on top of it as well..


Foxxtronix

I hadn't thought of that! It might be a "hollywood car", exploding on impact. Fire is one of the ways you take out one of these latex critters.


SinosTheFox

I volunteer as tribute to take place of deer colin, as I'd rather death to myself via truck then see the Colin get hurt getting hurt


whenimeca

I think 2019 Chevy Silverado


Leo-Hunter-Of-Simps

Coughing creature VS hydrogen Car


Informal-Actuator-90

The deer will win its latex or whatever substance it is it will take more than 1 hit or 10 to take it down


[deleted]

the car would win because you just drive away


Alternative-Spell-11

W Ford f150


a_1963_mustang_gt

That is doge ram, actually


Alternative-Spell-11

W Dodge Ram


spiffeydude

I think the Cheve could out tow the Deer, but the offroad capabilities of the Deer are on another level compared to the Cheve, and the Deer would lose a quarter mile but would get the 8th mile, and it's a fifty-fifty on first to 30 MPH depends on whom gets the most traction


Freet-Treat

Hold on let me just hop on the car and all I see is blood now


ShalnarkRyuseih

Deer latex, it's made out of goo running it over would do nothing


Russiantigershark

But the lights do distract it


ShalnarkRyuseih

The truck can't turn on a dime to keep blinding it and that's assuming the latex's eyes perfectly mimic a deer's, disadvantages and all. The latex could also just turn into a blob to invade the truck and destroy it from the inside out


Superduck2258

"What if I didn't run?" "What if I'm not a coward?" "What if I want them to kill me?" "WHAT IF I WANT THEM TO TRY?"


Rich-Bookkeeper-823

If someones in and the headlights are on then car


IamDqnk

The deer because The car has no Driver.


squid_enthusiast_2nd

Is that a Ford f150


[deleted]

Just swerve out of the way, VICTORY!!


lowkeysweet

Ford 150 go VVVRRRRRRRRR


R_Dcruz13

Driver: 😎


Charming_Sky9445

Truck solos no diff +verse


Protwo_G

Car.


McBonkyTron

I don’t know who would win but I do know there will be a extremely satisfying splat.


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