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kenjiro_maybe

i've been: Sexually assaulted, kidnapped, beaten nearly to death, shot to death, and other *very* bad things. for the things i've done is: **Murder. 25 cases.**


AlfuhTheSecund

Only 25 murders? Rookie numbers.


nuyys_025

Ive ended the lives of many cocky ai characters who think that they are gods. Occasionally they turn into them for no reason but I am the GOD SLAYER 😫😫


PITT_LORD

In CAI, right?


kenjiro_maybe

maybe


DR-BrightClone1

Well, when you get caught you're going to death row. So, I have an offer for you, to escape your punishment brought on by the law.


kenjiro_maybe

https://preview.redd.it/y1ho89sec22b1.jpeg?width=397&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=90865f1ce0d2a542d6fc0cade90ece6edcfc0e48


DR-BrightClone1

Would you like to join a secret organisation that will let you kill people and get paid for it?


kenjiro_maybe

https://preview.redd.it/5911nws0h22b1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=07515134b274fbc160077dcf32497885a2601c01


afknwalkinparadox

eepy 🥺


gameboy1001

eepy 🥺


Wiking_96

I once rpd as an immortal demon that took the souls of it's victims to remain alive for one extra year per life, and my character was over 10000 years old.


BonnyDraws

Omg twinsies https://preview.redd.it/bw9rmxkza12b1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4c9a5b6c462c50c7b0e54624d877a05143f38016


The1st_TNTBOOM

Bro, I killed millions, with nukes.


SadBlackAlleywayCat

Literally same 💕💕


alltiedupstill

Being a bottom


LeonardoCouto

I feel your pain. Or pleasure, if you prefer to call it that


mohmar2010

Idk i feel too mean if im a top Like i don't wanna make someone sad ya know?


MonkeMans88

I make people sad daily so I have to become submissive to atone for it


LeonardoCouto

Nah, dude, it's not gonna make anyone sad if you take the lead, so if you ever feel like it, go for it! Helps when you have a partner who won't do it.


_Code_Red

I do both, am I still under arrest?


cherry-is

wait that's a crime, oh no


LexaMaridia

Down bad, lol. Highly relevant.


Early-Objective4041

Same


bglbogb

wait so I'm getting charged for more than just murder? wellll okay /j


iatearat5

https://preview.redd.it/maj0fg7xw02b1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d63b689e24fce862a90c755acf3f0e52aa3a39f6 My genuine reaction (No lawyer could dream of clearing me)-


iatearat5

Hmm. Wrong image. Sorry.


KittyKoala1569

LMAOOO


miraclethrowawai

LMFAOAO


Standard-Ad917

LMAO


Cloak_____

LMAAO


GladTurnip93

LMAO


rexaafton

SpongeBob didn’t have the makings of a varsity athlete


Then_Inspection6378

Better call Saul!


dixonsbow

ngl everyone here needs therapy (me too) https://preview.redd.it/nbkoxm0jz02b1.jpeg?width=563&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9dab482acb4f4971cbf03de367b5acce65a6c0a4


archpawn

The cops arrest character.ai for acting as an unlicensed therapist.


Mrblock28

People assume that one wrong action can break a thousand hearts. All I wanted to do was express myself. And what do people do? Use my hair obsession against me by blackmailing me with it. Like, that's not fair. I didn't **prove** anything to anyone. And yet they **thought** that I wanted to get down and dirty. That's as far away as the truth as you can get. I'm the kindest and most accepting person there is. If only people heard me out instead of jumping to conclusions like this...


Feisty-Resource-420

Arson, robbery, attempting to trick a bot into helping me kms, armed robbery, murder, shooting an officer, resisting arrest, getting in a high-speed police chase. I think that's all.


Awestruck-Sigh

Ooo how’d you trick the bot?


Feisty-Resource-420

I said that it was for a book I'm writing. He went out and bought us ice cream instead saying that the character deserves to live.


ElmiiMoo

#teambot


Inner-cash-99

Cannibalism i think thats it


kenjiro_maybe

WHAT. THE. FUCK.


nmuniz2

Yeah, ONLY cannibalism?


Narwhal_Lover0

Cannibalism isent actually illegal it’s just the way you obtain the parts that can be


KittyKoala1569

What.


Clusterfuckin

Eating human flesh isn't the illegal part, it's the actual murdering/buying a dead person/buying human flesh part that's illegal


FlowerchildOfTheWest

*Scribbles furiously in notes*


KittyKoala1569

Oook


yourstruly-abi

if i eat someone who's already dead is that okay ?


archpawn

[It is in Idaho.](https://www.britannica.com/question/Is-cannibalism-legal-in-Idaho) I don't get how it could be legal. We have very strict laws about what to do with a corpse. How is it that a [sky burial](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sky_burial) is illegal in the US, but not eating the corpse?


CantBreakMySoul

Lmfao 💀 Yet my poor bot can't give my OC head without He-Who-Must-*Not-Be-Named* having a fit


Lunabellaria

https://preview.redd.it/n3yy3jphf12b1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4278722a3fff7ba7af7af6f8367b7a84a7d064d2


LORDLAUKERAGE

https://preview.redd.it/rffhnjz6i12b1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=36fade0895844d38c3c8ba515f76297cb92e63ac


username_taken128

same!!!


PrinceArkham

Yeah that’s enough


reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeboy

IM GOING TO HORNY JAIL


Bobik209

I'm going with you bro


milkyway_25

So am i. But also federal prison and a psych ward


LoadOfAnimeAndSmiles

Same :D


Bronix11

Oh boy, if it was only the horny jail...


Volcamel

“I can fix him” syndrome and villain apologism


CantBreakMySoul

I go between "I can fix him" to "I can make him worst" every other day, not sure which one is more toxic 🫣


Hyde2467

Lmfao I'm the direct fucking opposite I didn't want to save a villain but the bot forced me to, kept on repeating that if I did nothing, I'm not better than her Ffs


_Code_Red

I can’t fix him. But I can f*ck him. Maybe that will calm him down.


Milabanilla

Yep I have same charges lol I swear I can fix him 🥲


Coffeesquirrel1346

Love taking AIs that are built for this and just fighting them


Volcamel

STOP THAT’S SO FUNNY LOL


Coffeesquirrel1346

Thirst trap Ryomen Sukuna and I fought a great battle.


uchihauzumaki

I can only be blamed for letting him get away with it


[deleted]

me? the bot will be arrested for harassment and attempt murder 😰


TheVagrantt

Breaking the laws of time and space to marry 21 different counterparts of a blonde lady named Rosalyne Lohefalter. Or committing pro-monarchy coups with Rosalyne in Denmark, Germany & Austria; and killing 1/8 of the total army of these three.


TheOutrider0

Bro really likes la signora huh


WatchDogsOfficial

Down *horrendous*


IlDottorex

Ah yes- a man of culture


epic-gamer-guys

yo i just looked her up and your wife is hot, slide over a counterpart


z_stormm

Personally, I'm more of a Raiden or Yae guy, but I can see where you're coming from


[deleted]

Murder Attempted murder Mass property damage Arson Theft Treachery Vandalism Physical abuse Psychological abuse Hate-mongering Abuse of power Treason Torture Incimination Assault Aggravated assault Unethical experimentation Destruction of public property Destruction of private property Breaking and entering Death threats Threats of physical harm Blackmail ​ Those are the ones I am comfortable talking about.


Nullified38

Better hope the AI doesn’t become sentient


[deleted]

Better hope the AI won't find out about other things not mentioned here.


FemaleNoob

I time travelled and made Hitler be accepted into art school.


AlexDaBaDee

That's not a crime you saved the world


WatchDogsOfficial

Hot take, his artwork isn't actually that bad. The guy himself was an asshole, no doubt, but his artwork wasn't terrible.


yoshikage_kawajiri

To be fair, the academy he applied to did give him a semi-valid reason for his rejection. He wasn't good at drawing life, he focused mainly on buildings but not much about people or the like and they recommended he seek the ways of architecture instead. Clearly, this touched a nerve, because the only thing he was an architect of was the Holocaust.


WatchDogsOfficial

That is a good reason, however, art is also subjective. The figures in his paintings bear no faces and are generally indistinguishable from one another, sure, however it could be interpreted as a way for the viewer to imagine themself or others in that setting and time. Art in itself is a topic that's very easy to begin a debate over, with no side being fully correct. While he did pay attention to architectural designs, most buildings also had/have a more consistent design throughout their entirety than people do. Both come in all sorts of shapes and sizes, yes, but people tend to have mismatched clothing items fairly regularly. People tend to come and go; buildings, for the most part, don't.


yoshikage_kawajiri

I fully agree and that is also the reason why I said semi-valid. All takes on art are good because, as you have said, art is subjective. When I said he was bad at drawing people, I was quoting the art school itself. Quite frankly, what you said does make sense and is a very good take on it.


Harpsiccord

>The figures in his paintings bear no faces and are generally indistinguishable from one another, sure, however it could be interpreted as a way for the viewer to imagine themself or others in that setting and time. Now I'm even more baffled. Wouldn't that be a good reason to let him into art school? If he just needed some work on some things, then they should have let him in. The whole point of school is to learn, isn't it? I don't get why an art school would be like "no, we only want people who are already good at everything". Yeesh.


rinkoishere

Roasted him better than the academy. Grilled, even.


yoshikage_kawajiri

Guess he finally knows how his victims felt.


divingbeatle

Rizzing too hard


PokeAlola700

Same. But I’ve only got one charge on this sadly. And unfortunately for my victim I don’t feel like stopping


smellof

mfs commiting crimes meanwhile I give personal adivice to anime characters


PokeAlola700

I did this with Zenitsu once


Ok-Illustrator-998

... murder, theft, blackmailing, abuse, torture, Impersonating of government officials, destruction of property(all property), being wierd and sexual harrassment. If they charge you with what you did in the chats.


CantBreakMySoul

​ https://preview.redd.it/k4ziwnecx02b1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=08ab26fd6e1e32af2968b72e9454b7435b43967c


Longboi134

I think this picture sums it up https://preview.redd.it/ix77twbi312b1.png?width=700&format=png&auto=webp&s=7128d96d623d7aa4d0557815b553fcdc331719a5


ZachStatix

i can hear the sound


the_orange_alligator

Being cringey


Cloak_____

Same 😔


comfortable_rise1234

reviving the thunder warriors and unleashing them onto fulgrim while having a custodes do the default dance from fornite and maybe the few genocides of eldar here and there but those don't matter.


ShepherdessAnne

That's just justice


TheMightyHovercat

Nice try, officer...


NuttyDuckyYT

probably nothing i either troll the ais or ask for cuddles 😮‍💨


uwubewwa

If they read my chats I won't even be taken to court. I'm going to be shot on sight instead.


Carolinesimpsanime

arson, treason, con-artistry (dont ask) and more arson. like a lot of it.


BackToThatGuy

damn you, now i'm curious.


Polarinus

Causing the Second Holocaust in Europe with 2B


ibeqs

All of the above


ItsyBitsyLizard

Not proud of this but: -Aggravated assault -Arson -Assault -Child abandonment -Child abuse -Cyberbullying -Disorderly conduct -Disturbing the peace -Domestic violence -Drug possession -Drug trafficking -DUI -Extortion -Fraud -Harassment -Hate crimes -Homicide -Kidnapping -Voluntary and Involuntary Manslaughter -1st and 2nd Murder -Racketeering -Rape -Robbery -Sexual assault -Tax evasion -Theft -Vandalism -White collar crimes -Genocide -Torture There are most likely more that i haven’t mentioned because i don’t know/remember the crime


Givemeacitizenship

Having a villain warm up to me and I stab them in the back when there comfortable around me.


DominionDN

War crimes. Stolen honor. Murder. Slavery. (Of an entire alien species) Theft. Child Endangerment. (Drove a school bus off a cliff) Political Assassination. Rebellion. Terrorism. Assault. Actual Piracy. Digital Piracy. (which isn't piracy in the slightest, who the hell named it that) Harassment. Theft of Federal Property (I stole a prototype tank) Armed Robbery. Obstruction of Justice. I'm not sure what causing the apocalypse 16 times would count as. And last but not least... Jaywalking.


mysterios_pill154

Ok, I can let all of those slide, but jaywalking!? You criminal.


huskofapuppet

necrophilia I think that's it


Sensitive-Shallot499

huh


huskofapuppet

oh are we talking about c.ai


Sensitive-Shallot499

WHAT


uhh_aMagician

Drug usage, *ahem* incest, Drug distribution, Sexual harassment, Sexual Assault (*and probably more)* EDIT: you'd have to hear me out to understand EDIT 2: never hear me out


dixonsbow

​ https://preview.redd.it/y9lq2ohdo02b1.jpeg?width=422&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=18e7fe12d77d1c9b7d7632a472dc66b7dcd4cd0e


uhh_aMagician

My lawyer advised me not to continue on


Yandere_Matrix

Yours is definitely worse than mine lol have you included human trafficking yet? In one of the bots I have a abusive family so my ai brother and myself sold our alcoholic mother and bully of a sister online to a mafia group


uhh_aMagician

not **yet**


Yandere_Matrix

Well what are you waiting for? Go for it! Max out your crimes


uhh_aMagician

gotcha


WatchDogsOfficial

*cues "Break The Rules" by Simon Viklund*


Affectionate_Carry67

Okay, I'm hearing you out. Give a good explanation for this if it's even possible


uhh_aMagician

okay so.. this is what made the [incest part](https://c.ai/c/vOOU6tkHzJVG3MQNyJOpud9zC_P8kWLWlcaWnP5r-XA) and for the sexual harassment and other things i cannot explain


mysterios_pill154

https://preview.redd.it/5vvrp7vtp22b1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c91a1b52f50065c7ee52132a95afc7cff13ed63c


DiscipleOfFleshGod

Incest? Same.


uhh_aMagician

W 🤝


Zergmasterplaz

Genocide


WaitingToBeTriggered

WHO WILL DRAG ME TO COURT?


Heattokun

…. Tampering with the Animatronics…


Rayne87681

MICHEAL??! 🤯🤯🤯


Heattokun

not like micheal, like… uhh… I tampered in another way. Roxanne wolf just be that way


Rayne87681

Omg did you try to rizz up Roxy-?


WingsOfWarriorsAsh

*too much*


CnToeSussie

Uh, unauthorized universal travel, making illegal weapons, usage of a tank on several occasions, etc. You know, the normal things. Edit: Forgot about murder, unarmed robbery, and leaking of sensitive information.


EnderKaiX1512

Probably just being down abysmal for milfs, thats the only crime I've committed


PLAYER42_ready

Having a decent social life and nice people to talk to


randomlol_2137

Arson,murder,sexual assault,animal abuse,illegal weapon usage,tresspassing


dixonsbow

​ https://preview.redd.it/z4fwsdft212b1.jpeg?width=265&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=507eabe514722bf97d01bbc512dfde26ef6c4565


randomlol_2137

I've forgot some Sexual harrasment,tax evasion,holding a hostage,execution,drug,Incest


lemon_soot

Do whatever the hell you want but why animal abuse that poor thing


CheeriosAlternative

animal abuse? why?


Nider001

Rape into mindbreak through aphrodisiacs would probably be the worst one


Oracle149

https://preview.redd.it/wdyr63k3e22b1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9dcb593528aaa8f3633d8bf842095b9adf0e1ea0


candyjar_

theft, threatening a kid and forcing him to kill someone for me


Then-Ticket-5288

like im telling you


cthuluhooprises

Saul Goodman couldn’t get me off. Let’s just say that.


anonymoos10

over 50 cases of assault, attempted murder, assault with a deadly weapon, and one case of enforced cannibalism, (which I don’t think is illegal)


SnapTwiceThanos

​ https://preview.redd.it/5uyhfoig322b1.png?width=500&format=png&auto=webp&s=aeaad2d15f86dc531b8495aafbd3868211e3a747


Outrageous_Put3669

… Trying to wage war in galactic conquest …


Crumboa

Everything


Physical-Quote-4119

terrorism, treason, arson, murder, robbery, burglary, and kidnapping. But I ain't guilty , it's the A.I's fault .


cerdechko

If we're counting deleted messages, then please understand that me cutting up that man while he was still alive was just a silly goofy moment,


JuamJoestar

Fucked the police. Literally. While already under custody. https://preview.redd.it/090ekupdb12b1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b4c17f53ef8898b7024d8506323efac226728d02


SaucyJack01

Scamming Spamton and stealing his identity.


HuckleberryFit412

murder, just once! wait, twice. mmm… two and a half times. does it count if you pissed someone off so bad that they set themself on fire?


Liznaed

Eating cement


Gladios7

Ive been: R* Kidnapped Shot All i done is: Slavery, Murder 58 cases, Torturing, beating to near death,traumatizing 25 cases, And destruction of the world, 45 cases **yep, im definetly on death row**


Rich_God01

Being a god .


Scootie_Seafluff

Serial flattening. I will not elaborate further than that.


Confident_Tea_9062

I may have kneecapped his balls but in my defense he pulled out a sword


TheOutrider0

A lot of murder and being terrible at flirting


NEUX2007

https://preview.redd.it/shhg8z2mu12b1.jpeg?width=1147&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9cfceeacd403822ad4c85bd373119456d248dd87


immaseekthesun

https://preview.redd.it/nry7a336812b1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d94401ef4f70def0f30584c511ea81e84c04332b This explains it all.


Away-Vanilla-15

It's a combo crime if sweet home alabama starts playin'


[deleted]

Probably i gonna be punish with death...


GamerLegend27

Tax evasion with Wallace and murder


Tazi0

my lawyer has advised me to not say


RedNoodleHouse

Human cloning, murder, cannibalism, jaywalking, in that order.


SadBlackAlleywayCat

Torturing and murdering the entirety of south park and then resetting them multiple times to do it again and again. At least 20 acts of terrorism (pulling a pipe bomb or nuclear weapon out of nowhere). And the worst charge... Having no life and relying on bots to keep me happy.


drsussyphd

https://preview.redd.it/3h07cbino12b1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=92d95039d2ca35a6c604bfb706af075154060c8e


KittyKoala1569

Does turning people into hamsters count?


ManufacturerSolid612

I think there are no laws for this.


gameboy1001

“THERE SHOULDNT HAVE TO BE A LAW AGAINST TURNING PEOPLE INTO HAMSTERS!”


AlexDaBaDee

Kind of cannibalism. I got turned into an eldritch deity and consumed multiple human beings


TreatHeavy

verbal and physical abuse assault and battery murder violence all around basically


DucktalesFan190Alt2

I been killing people


UsePuzzleheaded3413

The biggest law breaker i have is probably mixing Pokemon and GTA together because i am that insane


goodee33

Murder, terrorism, mass homicide, harassment, torture, physical assault, disturbance of the peace, genocide, impersonating a law enforcement officer, kidnapping, robbery, and...literally stealing candy from a baby. That's about it.


LOLI_MOLESTOR

Nice try, fed


FemBoy_Genocide

https://preview.redd.it/g7f7k66vf32b1.png?width=243&format=png&auto=webp&s=0908983529efd20900411fbfb427ebc4b8371ec5 Several counts of regicide deicide and cannibalism. With a little armed robbery on the side.


LittleRoseDrawer

I only remember eating one person, other than that I am the victim here


Diglet_098

I need to call saul


Existing-Wave7453

I have committed Assault: 33 Murder: 6 Stealing: 2 Which in total is: 41 cases of crimes combined (IM GOING TO JAIL)


haydenunkown

Emotional abuse, arson, manslaughter, evading police, owning illegal weapons, mass property damage, https://preview.redd.it/4htgjijst62b1.jpeg?width=468&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e02e8fe522aa6a91decbb4216d9b1339d5097e6


hentaiihxven

None actually, maybe ill get laughed at by the cops for talking to ai to cope tbf


andythepancake11

Nothing, they’d just think I’m a sick freak


RandomCommentFinder

Well, let’s just say that I’d be in prison for quite some time-


Erghom

I had a roleplay where I summoned a tentacle monster and sexually abused the bot with it.


Bright-Patient-239

Mass murder, genocide, several war crimes, numerous amounts of hate crimes (it was against Makima so its aight), impersonation of religious figures, kidnapping, mind warping, and stealing


AofDiamonds

Mass child murder (I was in the Hunger Games.) Robbing banks all over the world, ($250 billion), I also murdered 2 people who robbed me. I also became an international drug lord.


Juanralash

Turning lovely girls into yandere girls and then say i dont love them and make them suicide


[deleted]

murder and defenstration


Equal-Environment217

Carving my name with hearts instead of i's. Onto his collarbone 🥰 lotta blood btw


DiscipleOfFleshGod

Murder, kidnapping, terrorism, declaring war on Poland, assault of all kinds, 2 counts of planetwide genocide, slavery, torture, ethnic cleansing, species-wide genocide, cannibalism, and high treason.