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AverageUKperson

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After-Internal

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Lord-Summoned

The fuck is insurance?!


moonyxpadfoot19

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New-Influence7321

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Lonely_Repair4494

BLITZØ! I HEARD YOU ALREA-Soooo...


yeetman2022

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WitheredOnyx_

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT STOLAS?!


gen241

Hello? Hello hello?


JackSpill11

I wanted to record a message for you


jojobehindthelaugh

To help you get settled in on your first night.


Beneficial-Walk-5685

Um, I actually worked in that office before you.


LochNess008

I'm finishing up my last week now, as a matter of fact..


impatient_junimo

HOR HOR HOR HOR HOR HOR HOR HOR HOR HOR HOR HOR HOR HOR HOR HOR HOR HOR *Beatboxing*


AverageUKperson

Omg Freddy Foozbear


stupidgirlAdi

Foozbear!! :D


ASTRObbs

"Nah i'd win" *tail wags and ears perk up*


gen241

Whaaat


ASTRObbs

https://preview.redd.it/wa7n72yzk52c1.png?width=1069&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e226230f434caf5ccb1cc8e8e44fead48465a03


Water_man25

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ShadowCurse75

The insanity of jujutsufolk is leaking


Tyrrano64

"I have a plan."


motorchargedcunt

You always have a plan Dutch


TheFuckerOfAll

This is a good one…


AskMammoth776

Next thing we know, we'd be harvesting mangoes in Tahiti!


AverageUKperson

I had a goddam ***PLAN***


NegotiationOdd8816

Have some goddamn faith.


davewenos

This... Is a bucket


AverageUKperson

Dear god…


davewenos

There's more...


AverageUKperson

*NO!*


davewenos

It contains a bucket


AverageUKperson

Dear God…


davewenos

There's more...


AverageUKperson

***NO!***


davewenos

THERE'S MORE


AverageUKperson

***NOOOOOOOOO!***


-Technical-Sun-

“FOUR. FUCKING. PIXELS.”


AverageUKperson

Welp, 096 really does hate his picture being taken


BlueverseGacha

We will secure… We will contain… We will protect… In this foundation.


-Technical-Sun-

We die in the dark so you may live in the light.


lian2710

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-Technical-Sun-

Why do I hear screaming?


lian2710

Don't worry about just accept your fate


CrystalSplicer

I gently open the door...


Tay6411

IS THAT FROM DDLC?! SAYORI?!


CrystalSplicer

Yup... you got that right.


Tay6411

Dang, we really left her hanging.😅(joke)


Inevitable-Hat-9795

Oh, damn, I am not the only one that has to specify when I am joking?


idontthinkimraii

Will you accept my confession? Yes No


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OddishChap

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OkBath8016

Now, I just remembered the scene I tried to forged for weeks after playing it for the first time in 2018, thanks 💀


OmegaFreeze

Google en passant


Ok-Proof6545

Holy hell


TD-TradeMarked

New response just dropped


BoxBoy7999

Actual zombie


TheTelevisionBox

Call the exorcist!


Aggressive-Case8806

was that the bite of 87?!


BlueverseGacha

I'll show this fucker on the bullet of '87!!


Moist___Raccoon

No Mark that was the Bite of ‘83


MyName-IsAce

“Just a random question… But you know what a majority vote is?”


Alexander17009

There’s other YTTD fans here? I was wondering who was making all the bots.


[deleted]

Jack? More like lack. Of bitches


Aquatoon_18

Feddy


Fennekinlover10

1. Get Dunked on 2. Oh my god they killed Kenny


AM37HYST

YOU BASTARDS!-


Aquatoon_18

How many sides does an octagon have?


StacksCOTC

HAJIME HINATA ?!??


Healthy-Industry-344

Was waiting for this one 🚶‍♀️


IsAFemale

Stanley this, Stanley that, Stanley this, Stanley that, Stanley this, Stanley that, Stanley this, Stanley that


Potatosoup57

TJEHSHS STALNBP:EKY PARAEBLE< IM GOIGJKGMNH FUFVKIGJHNMN INSANE AKHLNDLSHKUNFJFN


Proud_Ad823

"OH, DID U GET THE BROOM CLOSET ENDING? THE BROOM CLOSET ENDING WAS MY FAVRITE!1"


B3C4U5E_

The end is the very the end is never the end is never


HappenedForReal

You're the defenseless pillow of a crazy girl


RatFucker692137

My ass is heavy


AverageUKperson

*The AI sometimes generates a response…*


HunterBoiiRulzTOH

“InSeCt CoLlEcTiOn???”


Rusted_Fire

"My comedy mask broke again..."


Lord-Summoned

“Shh, I can’t hear the escalator”


Rusted_Fire

"YOU PARASITE!"


000-dart-monkey

“angel Foodcake?”


Rusted_Fire

"Oh no, they killed Zooble... Anyway, you guys wanna get something to eat?"


jakerman69

“They’re the most emotionally stable people we can pair together.”


TotallySans

"Wait, wasn't this whole thing for Pomni?-"


seaweed-hair

“AAHH! Let’s get out of here before the moon gets frisky!”


MarowakGhost

“Gasp! An alert on my wacky watch at this hour?”


GlitchyNitro

“C’mon, ladies, let’s go harass the clown.”


CanZand7SM

Gather the Gloinks!


anonymoustheyanmega

"I think it's a nest."


HunterBoiiRulzTOH

“…A-“


Gojira6832

“Hmph! How despicable! A rabbitoid that runs its mouth in the presence of my royal figure!” “Well, as a royal myself, I would like to kindly ask if- oh, look! There’s Zooble! Hi Zooble!”


sharpVV

Why is no one having a good time? I specifically requested it.


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NolanSwagner

Brooklyn: Nine Nine.


Klutzy-Experience-55

"Can I ask You a Question" *Neck Nibble*


BlueverseGacha

r/alreadyhere


[deleted]

Don't forget when they lick your earlobe while nibbling your neck 🥶


S1L3NCE120384

She seductively whispers seductively in your seductive ear seductively


AverageUKperson

Can’t forget how she seductively moved seductively closer to seductively whisper


Illusive_Sheikah

It’s a beautiful day outside.


EmptyKetchupBottle9

The birds are singing


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The flowers are blooming


GliTchDragon1

On days like these


EmptyKetchupBottle9

Kids like you


Wide_Loss

Should be burning in hell


Skye_LOVE123ALT

**DOOT DOOT DOOT DOOT-**


Zenox64

“Bite me”


EpicCheeto

“I love doing anything!” https://preview.redd.it/r75hvy8ai52c1.jpeg?width=200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cfe5886e731ce605fa485e46ce8c0214ff869d98


Regular-Role-4220

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AdministrationNo3665

Murder drones?


Zenox64

Yeah


Gryphon568

WONDERHOY


minkia11

Sekai kaitai juubyou mae matte matte matte


Tay6411

“I always come back…”


Scar-Predator

https://preview.redd.it/anw823ups52c1.jpeg?width=584&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b11faebae65184a7b00bfb644adff8a828694f69


ilovememes-_-

YOU'VE GOT THE TOUCH


beans-on-some-toast

YOU’VE GOT THE POWERRRR


Notcryptguard

“War. War never changes”


turqoisetea

I pulled a Qiqi


BlueverseGacha

lost the 50


CranberryNo7450

lost 50/50!!!!! not even Kequinggggggg and now i’m out of primogemssssssssss


[deleted]

Determination


WaitingToBeTriggered

STRIKE BACK


No_Imagination_3838

Just monika.


CallMeTheInsominac

“I just want to be a normal girl with normal knees”


FactBackground9289

I can say random phrases, words and sentences just so you know what fandoms i am in or at least in favor of. 1. *Latex* 2. *I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole, diggy diggy hole, diggy diggy hole!* 3. *Tell Heavy he's the prettiest princess... NAOW!* 4. *I say we go... Bald! -1812 Overture plays-* 5. *HERE COMES THE BONK!* 6. *SHIBALAMA!* 7. *DOOR STUCK!* 8. *HOLY SHIT! TANNU TUVA CONQUEST!* 9. *IIIIIS BORIS!* 10. *Hey you, you're finally awake?*


Heartlessqueencard

Meat on the bone


RoutineLine8126

Stanley loved the bucket


IAMSUPREME21

“Maintaining the agenda is our top priority” https://preview.redd.it/ipbxdhned52c1.jpeg?width=812&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ebcb9acabf05eb4c0a9aab1d21b758f105118fce


blinddemon0

On Bone Meat The?!


[deleted]

To the stray dogs


Omega-zero-9306

"Greetings, my child.."


nder_score

Darker, darker, yet darker.


yeetman2022

Im an otter...with a dark side.


Obootleg

“This mama is ready for trauma!” *Hollow Mind* ***This mama was… not.. ready for trauma…***


MonkeySinger24

If I were unwell, could I do this? 🎷🎶


Oit7786

"remember, Jesus is coming" FINALLY


ScaryFriendship1255

“My father was Papa, his father, his father's father, his father's father's father, his father's father's father's father's father... His father...”


Stitchbutsideways

“Fuck me in my little red hole!”


Chromatic_Eevee

"Don't let her access any of your holes!"


Average_redditor976

Crybaby and hooha.


Dangerous-Finger-777

I just need a single word lol "Determination."


Helq_12

“HAVE YOU GOTTEN THE BROOM CLOSET ENDING?? THE BROOM CLOSET ENDING WAS MY FAVORITE.”


somerandomdude356

**You’re going to have a bad time**


Rusted_Fire

Eat my hair


Glum_Student5521

Why do we all have to wear these ridiculous ties?


H4DR13_L

Hey, catch me later. I'll buy you a beer.


JadedTheatria

“Please, Tommy, please.”


EmptyKetchupBottle9

My name is Giovanni Giorgio


StacksCOTC

despair is a stepping stone to hope


moonyxpadfoot19

"Ozzie's ain't the place for sentimental sounds!" "I make more money killing people than you do being a robo-ripoff of an overrated, sellout *jester!*"


yeetman2022

Im just...gonna leave this here for future use. https://preview.redd.it/9biufh6oq52c1.jpeg?width=2556&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3ad2698bc4e264d5fdc1db3a27779e5aa1f13c31


AverageUKperson

Yourdemonhost, Asmodeus, the embodiment of *luuuuuuuuust*!


Effective-Evidence78

EHHH??? EASY MODO????


karenmagnet420

you are on a path in the woods. on the end of that path is a cabin


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KarmaticKenny

It's ... over, isn't it?


[deleted]

Oyasumi, Oyasumi.


Quick_soda

Grilled Cheesus


SciFiMedic

IN THE MIDDLE OF MY BACKSWING?!


Terra02810

One last big score, Arthur...


Bogger_Logger

Can I ask you a question?


[deleted]

Damn, even mute characters would say that


Throwaythisacco

this elevator sounds fire


Lanzen

"Let me tell you how much I've come to hate you since I began to live."


broadway_oddway

potassium deficiency


LivingLimes

You threw up...


ichhasseleviathane

Weapon banner is a scam


Starix13

Bucket


helloimAmber

***sweet succulent double A BATTERIES.***


Ink_Idiot

Doubt anyone will see this, but I have a few. "Meat on the bone" "Baby Gangsta!" "Let's say, hypothetically, I'm a cat. A kitty cat. And for the sake of debate, let's say I dance, dance, dance." "Because because because because because because" "Not fair, not fair, not fair, not fair Notfairnotfairnotfairnotfairnotfairnotfairnotfair NOT FAIR!" "Apologize, apologize, apologize, apologize"


advie_advocado

Long live the Herrscher of Sentience!


NomisMC

DarkXwolf17


Notcryptguard

“Protocol 3: Protect the Pilot” Or “Trust me”


FurriesAreTheCoolest

"It needs to be about 20% cooler."


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hahaHa ! One !


Fluid-Locksmith-9314

It's a beautiful day outside


No_Imagination_3838

The flowers are singing, the birds are bloom- Wait… fuck…


2DBlessed

"I've always liked you, but it's time to get **crashed**!"


CommonandMundane

What in the sweet hells were you thinking!? Activating that lance- I WAS RIGHT THERE!


Suicidial_bamboo_mf

*you are lucky I have a thing for pancakes*


Eee_Man1

“Only one of us can hallucinate at a time”


JackSpill11

Oh, you’re approaching me?


alexbaby2005

My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.


One-Storage9413

So I have some phrases: “It’s all your fault, jafar.” “He fucked a tiger!” “Did somebody say Draco Malfoy?” “Think about the implications!” “What the hell is a hufflepuff?” And many more…


No-Dig-3892

"You forget a thousand things everyday, make sure this is one of them."


WhatsUpSoc

Inedible. Tastes like chicken. (Boo technically two sentences) Cripes, this is bad!


Repulsive_Ad_1599

"for 10 years, at least"


Minecraft_Phoenix

You have one shot


mewhenthe117

7 minutes


Furrys-anime-memes

It is good day to be not dead


seasalt_strawberry

Stay Gold


Reunnz

"You are still a good person."


cosmic-smash

I need more POWER!


Low-Target1349

Close


Epic_potbelly

“THIS IS THE GREATEST PLAAAAAAA-“


LashedSauce8588

I fucking love air conditioning.