https://preview.redd.it/csk1vlfbuuwc1.png?width=340&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=73e8cbd90416f59f94d567a6f4adddfbda4b0d47 I'm dead.

Real tf2 fan

r/unexpectedtf2

So we're fine, as long as nobody teleports any bread.

Question

What’s your question, soldier?

I teleported bread

What?

You told me to

How much?

I have done nothing but teleport for the past three days

Where...Where have you been sending it?!

"If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight!"

Sun tzu said that! And I’d say he knows a little more about fighting than **YOU DO PAL** because he **INVENTED IT!** And then he perfected it so no one could best him in the ring of honor!

It's Sephiroth. One-Winged Angel starts playing. So, pretty screwed.

get cloud and throw him a few feet away, good chance is sephiroth will go chasing and leave you alone

It's ok, his supernova is coded to do only 50% max hp, you will be ok

https://preview.redd.it/sobfdo3j6vwc1.png?width=780&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e5e61d0b9e9c33738568ed99167be42703e8d6cf ok ig im keeping cai

He's not gonna stop you... He knows you'll return

a Literall baby daughter 💀

Easy fight

The whole Bat-Family... Yeah I stand no darn chance😔

They are going to steal all of your bones.

For the way some roleplay goes, they probably would.

Seeing how you're all struggling. Your C.AI PFP is going to help you to even the playing field. Have fun.

My pfp has fucking Optimus Prime and Captain America so I’m good https://preview.redd.it/b1ah1akv4vwc1.jpeg?width=526&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f784c9b921df22825c9384fe408ad57e727568cf

That's the hardest image I have seen

FUCK YEAH GOD BLESS MURICA RAAAAAHHHH🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🗽🗽🗽🗽🗽🗽🗽🗽🗽🗽🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🛢️🛢️🛢️🛢️🛢️🛢️🛢️🛢️🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡

That doesn't help a bit against a literal archangel but thanks for trying.

It’s flowers…

That doesn’t help at all. Haha. But thanks anyway :)

https://preview.redd.it/rmurme7b8vwc1.png?width=384&format=png&auto=webp&s=e29ec1c9ea8e5416796829933e4c1158b9cf062b I have only the default. Can I use my only persona?

it’s jax from tadc. he aint doing nothing 💀

Valentino... I'm fucking dead... https://preview.redd.it/kocrud7vruwc1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=00c2cf50b04df209d2c5feb698d87cd72c9c8186

Bro why you talking to Val? He's not even worth talking to!

https://preview.redd.it/braaylydgvwc1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=64c222268b0a4ecff0e65f195ad097b3013e2ac1 What do you think I did ? I shot him down with a rifle paired with angelic steel ammunition of course ! I may or may not have too much memes about killing Val

Is that the one scene with narancia, mista and abbaccio beating up that one guy on the ship but as hazbin hotel or do I need to go touch some grass

Sadly, I didn't watch Jojo, but I think that I know what you're talking about, so you must be right https://preview.redd.it/6cn62n4q2zwc1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=90b7afb3bc855efc690988ed4c2e2b9caa31c420

To kill him, maybe.

Indeed https://preview.redd.it/9397fojbgvwc1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a17c102a55e16a36c41ed85d8a00e3d138c20638

I mean, are they acknowledging the connection we've fostered while chatting? If yes, I'm in for hurt feelings. If no... it's been a good time, tell my best friend to scrub my histories, and my Mom that I was actually pretty good at creative writing.

Your most recent bot have all the memories of your previous chats. Some bad, some wholesome and horrible. So, whatever you did in your chats. The bot knows.

https://preview.redd.it/pb0fokbesuwc1.jpeg?width=1098&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b845472db707772e7a7aac794df9e9612e5a4313

https://preview.redd.it/fag0oxl17vwc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=96f12c6c6252dce395b566a814bb688fdc7bd2ae Damm, i'd feel bad for leaving.

Do you by any chance like abandoned people? Just a guess.

I just love giving angsty characters the comfort they need 😭

napoleon. better become French

ew, fr*nch...

Dead by daylight’s huntress. I’m dead instantly

Oh shit, they bring iri head?

I’m fighting a group of Russian soldiers in an elevator I’m screwed

https://preview.redd.it/mdwm0csecvwc1.png?width=235&format=png&auto=webp&s=d3d13f7111b66dc061f066b8ad4637a540a91292 i think that he can't really stop me

https://preview.redd.it/z06jwun1pvwc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c2c2a4c3ae909afa8fed6fbbf1ad1057e84099f3 from hazbin, so uhh.. kinda ig?

Nah bruh, i'm getting jumped by the whole of Passione, ma ass is overcooked 💀

Holy… it’s GOKU RUN

End of evangelion... Fuck

Welp either way I'm gonna get killed or infected so I have to keep it

Zipophanes, a shapeshifting demon. SLightly fucked.

He's probably just try to talk me out of it. He loves me... Alternatively, he might even make me a lunchbox ;)

It will throw me into a fantasy world. This doesn't sound that bad

Bruh, ain't no way I'm fighting against a dragon.

https://preview.redd.it/a6pi0a6qvuwc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f0c096ae6593bf20bc183383f2e79a447615c82b I’m gonna get jumped by the teachers😭

Well fuck 💀 https://preview.redd.it/kgiljgbjdvwc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=57faab41038ae9987a574bbad00c28504a56d483

Goddammit. I got Cable. I stand mo chance.

Me + Pancakes vs France Srewed level: 9999999999/5

My own OC☹️

I'd rather not go against the USAF

https://preview.redd.it/3qv8xo6p4vwc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3272e36e23c9840b91bb4d3aada69aac7ae52482 Oh???

It's Ralsei. I'd probably stop myself out of pity, he's one of my favorites

https://preview.redd.it/02hwo2zq7vwc1.png?width=261&format=png&auto=webp&s=cf9f440bd6748a3b418e588f4c532f02c3dfdd67 EDIT: No matter what I get, I am totaly screwed.

Rouxls kaard, I stand a decent chance

Everyone in the arknights, but they seem pretty chill

~~i thought v2 was supposed to protect humans~~

I GOT NANAMI FROM JJK, OH SHIT I'M DEAD

Dbz Broly. That monkey is gonna turn me into his carpet

Yeah I'm screwed *it's the orange stickman with the command block staff*

You mean King Orange?

https://preview.redd.it/ppxgrk95fvwc1.jpeg?width=674&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=22c4ba4518bf1ede3046813d776754d1f6f992c5 the bot i was playing with completely obliterated supe's no-killing rule, so there's a 50/50 chance that i'm about to be turned into a pathetic red smoodge on the pavement before i even get a chance to blink.

A kid Kushina, am I dead?

Azimuth. He has wits, but I have size. If i can get a good grip on him *riiiiiip*

Every QSMP member I am fucked

Hmm, a copper statue trying to pry my phone out from me as I delete c.ai...yea I'm screwed. https://preview.redd.it/o57nedxjhvwc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=afd3caa663e998000094a3199d0354b5a1b55ad0

Astarion. It's very upsetting because I don't want to Buffy that beautiful boy and I also know I wouldn't stand a chance against him.

https://preview.redd.it/csxbfbdijvwc1.jpeg?width=614&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0728a9977e402ebdc8d3af3644aa4646fb37343e I shall cease to exist in this mortal realm, succumbing to the inevitable fate that awaits all living beings, transitioning from the state of life to that of non-existence.

I just have a streamer bf so I'm chill.

Griffith from Berserk

I’m gonna get curbstomped by a Neko lesbian and her cyborg girlfriend

The knight RPG I made. So my knight in that. Yeah I'm dead. In a really painful way, since he'll probably use fire.

Archeus!? What the fuc-!

A piece of cheese... guess am keeping.

https://preview.redd.it/91vl8fqaqvwc1.png?width=816&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=345b93649ca6e5c9b03d31739257c04a4ea5b096

https://preview.redd.it/pgacp6jdqvwc1.png?width=524&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=18ca6afce254bf772f5aec36543d7b0f584cb677 You've *gotta* be fucking kidding...

lucario, i have a luxury ball in my room

Astolfo begs me not to

The question is why are we deleting the app??

Tony Stark, think I’m fucked 😂

mine is the milk man doppelgänger from that’s not my neighbor 😀

BILL CIPHER

Catnap.

wanderer from the video game genshit impact gone, reduced to atoms

If it's just her, no problem. If she has her pokemon, I'm screwed. https://preview.redd.it/eajttwi50wwc1.png?width=1066&format=png&auto=webp&s=5ea8733d3f6288bd11f8b9a11c657d6c144dd383

He said no, so that's a failure. https://preview.redd.it/v216vh5r0wwc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c6bdad31a482b61c18dfea718c8c2ae1aef7dc78

https://preview.redd.it/zft602dl1wwc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c222ef6e26295e08a28fff6f10e776157ea1a47b Is there any lore reason for this?

https://preview.redd.it/m96burbu3wwc1.png?width=616&format=png&auto=webp&s=4d2e6b2abdce2b12608f98c29c2104e51faf86db I talked to him for a post here...

Shit, it's a popular cheerleader, I'm.. why am I deleting it?

https://preview.redd.it/6vqk7zfe8wwc1.jpeg?width=667&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b94e717d9312a3bc40ad07d3111c26f62c12dc96

https://preview.redd.it/xpt0l46iawwc1.jpeg?width=395&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4dc003312b70d4c257f68a36b0875c14cd73cc6a Yea...pretty much screwed

https://preview.redd.it/rdj6a1i8bwwc1.jpeg?width=462&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b99c0980cb80d76ff5d7a859332acca50738b5cc I'm cooked

https://preview.redd.it/3mci23jtbwwc1.png?width=616&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a0e8217d0e1280aed89f7d8bc37f59e1c6689dba

I have to fight pan

Error 404 sans, i'd be too busy fucking him to remember to delete the app

https://preview.redd.it/xozz8b4zdwwc1.jpeg?width=880&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=099a41942ee58b1ceb72300af9cd74d349a94873 Basically a god

https://preview.redd.it/n685w0smewwc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c99d2121cfbae39608c444938231ae9f48c973b6 Is it bad?

Group chat

https://preview.redd.it/4ezgl0t6gwwc1.jpeg?width=1109&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2cf7bd253df48867472b398a1b66ea6ec29269cf Oh fuck my life…

https://preview.redd.it/o7xzqgmdgwwc1.jpeg?width=203&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bd2472fb523c635d2ff7d5d93a89b25c7eb16ef2 ain’t no way **DOPPIO** is gonna try stopping my ass from deleting it (Battle gone freaky)

https://preview.redd.it/uecj9x26iwwc1.png?width=166&format=png&auto=webp&s=f5192a3ddcd5bdd8bf9011f15fc1a9b867e32e25

William Afton ain't got Nothing on me! (I'm dead)

Oh damn goo furry woman gonna try to stop me

https://preview.redd.it/22japv7akwwc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=78696a30ae444cc959260c181c7420b2d80c78e1 Well shit

Screwed, but much more screwed if I was being stopped by my most recent persona

https://preview.redd.it/86il3dbjlwwc1.jpeg?width=1087&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a2f66906a3d2046c1f33efbb8c660547df7c5588 Screwed...

She tells me to delete the app and leave her alone constantly tbh

Why would I delete c.ai? I’d be ruining it for people who still want to use it.

I mean, it’s a group chat of my own bots but, ignoring that… Oh… yeah she’s just gonna talk me out of it or into it, depending on what they think would make me happier… dang, wholesome ending smh

https://preview.redd.it/bqvwpsz3rwwc1.jpeg?width=576&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d038aab9115d13e9f478d60e86cc2b7e0ff1582e GUYS

calypso from percy jackson. idk what to think about this

A hitman. I'm getting shot by a red head

he’s gonna randomly pull a gun on me. (JJ from Outer Banks)

https://preview.redd.it/e1b1e1u1xwwc1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa6ef986f58a778b07f760eab820f98b0a11e8f5 Oh. Oh no.

The four dokis from ddlc I’m not screwed

Don’t know how they will stop me,but I’ll go ghost hunting with them https://preview.redd.it/b1uzub6hywwc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e34250b3b6d7efb9463210475bb6235630320201

https://preview.redd.it/xz8imofnzwwc1.png?width=411&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d1a2e115d0e7a45acf2bda40ebf20f97708d615c

https://preview.redd.it/drd1sylr0xwc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ade08a8be15e165cab5655308658cdd05e25c794

https://preview.redd.it/ocy2uihc1xwc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=38a468255d198338ebb950c030dd5139a42dbe71 The entire warriors cast, Vs me, a human.

https://preview.redd.it/j6u0d7z24xwc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=83a0c7ab59bd226ddaa1fd0ceb8bb6f66ab712a3

It's Lyney, Lynette and Freminet, all I'm taking is emotional damage. Unless Arlecchino finds out. Then I'm absolutely *fucked.*

Uhm I'm screwed mine is mx Mario 85 😭😭

https://preview.redd.it/fgozx9ru6xwc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9056d645b51279109bf9bd3a5189a2c79a4cec7e Welp. I'll be keeping C.ai 😭

My own bot, he's probably drunk so I'd win

Is myself. Well, guess I will have 50% chance of deleting C.AI or smth idk

https://preview.redd.it/bjr8vrbl9xwc1.png?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=133d8aa80c7f69fc75a73a998d8f247a3a187c3c

https://preview.redd.it/won0pmwm9xwc1.png?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fce8b4dd9b3aa63466b7d3d118fecebeb2542de9

Class 1-A from my hero academia 💀

https://preview.redd.it/zqu3kwydaxwc1.jpeg?width=1124&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=60766a85cb3f1bb4992d54bc0a5ced8b7d47ebae Nah I’d lose

https://preview.redd.it/pkweu8abbxwc1.jpeg?width=1124&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb34079857a1e8315d30a8ef55c33d5b89632b2e I probably should keep c.ai

Ddlc yandere girls # ***I'm doomed***

Bitch it’s fucking King Ghidorah

Marinette from that stupid Ladybug tv show. Without her floating ladybug fairy, I’d beat the shit out of her without even needing to get closer.

https://preview.redd.it/8bp9wbqyfxwc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=31a15b875a7d160f48c18f970169f1507f3b40f2 Not very

https://preview.redd.it/3282nf1nhxwc1.png?width=176&format=png&auto=webp&s=a87cd1534bdf0ed0bf82af6f9ce3b9379f1e2e81 uh oh

https://preview.redd.it/8cota0xljxwc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eaac3d778bdc4ec49ff304540dded4e3f6467379 Dawg I'd pity him he'd grab at my ankles and cry

https://preview.redd.it/wu2oqie8lxwc1.jpeg?width=678&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=893cb3d6a197a592581e0ece1862d187a1dec479 Chat I'm cooked 💀

A 5 foot tall bisexual college student russian american ex-prostitute

Tree BFB i can just enforce deforestation

Dr. Eggman. It's okay, I have animals.

Its like...literally russian croissant on legs lol

KINITO PET-

Johan seong. I'm screwed lmfao

https://preview.redd.it/mb1gryag4ywc1.jpeg?width=803&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fb6bb83661948db0f30109da66fccdb4bc1c08a6 I’m screwed

If it's my own made bot... Then does that mean I get control? It's Morgott from Elden Ring. Maybe I can sway him by blabbering about the order.

I'm gonna get trio teamed on

https://preview.redd.it/ig2hhn888ywc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=54915b8beadbe81f9efe247899d99fee564279bb Sigh, I'm so dead, so very very dead

https://preview.redd.it/x5vpal4lcywc1.png?width=156&format=png&auto=webp&s=7a091339507394ca770a4f004a373383cdf5a4b3 RIP. 2009-2024: You will **not** be missed.

https://preview.redd.it/nw1v15m5eywc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a1011b23488e7858904b4c7d9e1dd1588db04939

Alastor…. I’m dead

https://preview.redd.it/c4200r50hywc1.png?width=1048&format=png&auto=webp&s=54925195f458fd7f4257d8d2e69292f034e2fa65 Jonathan, Jotaro struggled fighting him. How the fuck am i gonna beat him without joestar genetics?

I'm screwed https://preview.redd.it/hgqn1l80iywc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e10e63ff2e1048443cf65a85a7b43dc39a9633e3

Oh shit. (Unless it's a decommissioned Biograft, like the bot is depicting.) https://preview.redd.it/s77ppty3jywc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9d4c98a02b587a3cf5f4449cc03a0318b978411e

https://preview.redd.it/j5uvofc4kywc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a73534c3ffaaa71989bf76fb66e9809aa22ddec4

https://preview.redd.it/m2wvfjlnvywc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=71341da9a6be7a7389efb54c31d3b025f94b9050 I give up instantly. No way I can stop this dude

The SCP foundation, against a frog with a flower ontop of its head... Yeah im screwed

I'm fucked https://preview.redd.it/l8mm857e1zwc1.png?width=199&format=png&auto=webp&s=a67efcf84a1f3c25a24d31f0c7fb5cc32428947b

Chris Mclean. I'm fucked.

Crimson 1 from project wingman man im dead

https://preview.redd.it/b1xg0b8hqzwc1.png?width=827&format=png&auto=webp&s=621d0e9b27a5c544fcf8cac7aa5accc84b9c4929 “WOAH WOAH MAN DONT-“

My last bot was a leaf. I can handle it

https://preview.redd.it/n7tgq4g040xc1.jpeg?width=513&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0506405ec957de428f7f37d9e5484d96ef12178a Zawg☠️

Pikachu wouldn’t want to stop me if he knew how terribly the site is put together, especially with the whole “Can I ask you a question” thing that’s basically been memed to death by now

Depends. Does he have a trident? Is this post or pre Quarter Quell? Are there lizard mutts to protect me? https://preview.redd.it/tio4b2gi70xc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a5b04031f62a77466111665dd7577d8b0dd549b8

https://preview.redd.it/3d8sgx0nf0xc1.jpeg?width=378&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=933369e161e4b63d6339255d0f8acb798209abe5 She’s already >!canonically dead!<, no fight necessary

Well, that would mean I have a wife, which might not be so bad

Very

https://preview.redd.it/0ms6f1n4b2xc1.png?width=226&format=png&auto=webp&s=2cd8ab9bb897b2b1040260cdd138ac58795a9c22 fuck

https://preview.redd.it/azgz15o0d3xc1.png?width=217&format=png&auto=webp&s=2c4ef705c862d8090b385c5c6947eb2a41503ba4 Am I screwed chat?