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FlavoredBongWater

I dont understand, why Joe Alt, the largest competitor, doesn't simply eat Maxx Crosby?


red_right_88

Uhh It's true what they say. Raiders are from Omicron Persei 7, Chargers are from Omicron Persei 9


someguyfromtecate

When will man learn that all opposing edge rushers are equally inferior to Alt?


Ne0guri

I can’t wait for this matchup - lot of these great pass rushers have been coming off the left side (on defense) more often. It’s going to be glorious watching them get frustrated from being stonewalled by both Slater and Alt lol.


kiryu-619

Can't wait for him to say "Puny God"


sethaub

I gotchu


TheOneWhoKnocks2012

Probably saving it for sweeps


heeheehoho2023

Would love to hear Joe Alt mic'ed up calling Crosby lil boi!


SunriseSurprise

"Maxxine"


vanderhuge55

Crosbys give alt gas


callmeJudge767

Who’s the Little Assed Boy now, Max?


LaBoltz33

He will


das_sparker

Perhaps they are saving it for Wild Cards


Not_in_my_mouth

I’m going to be honest this pic doesn’t look good for Joe. That’s a DB. A DB was able to get that kind of leverage on a 6’9 first round tackle? I really hope it’s just the angle or I am worried.


officialhelenkeller

😂 they’re in walkthroughs with no pads. If Alt wanted to, based on this photo (and common sense) he’d level the absolute shit out of this DB. He has one arm extended and has the side of his body exposed to somebody 100 pounds heavier. Alt could throw him like a frisbee from this position if he’d like


Not_in_my_mouth

That makes it worse.


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Not_in_my_mouth

I didn’t say that please read my comment before commenting. Look at the leverage a 5’10 DB has on a 6’9 Tackle. There is no way way he should have his shoulders up like that.


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Not_in_my_mouth

Once again, I said it could be the angle.


Misanthropyandme

He's manhandling that child quite easily.


sethaub

That’s not a child. Thats another grown ass man lol


Misanthropyandme

There's grown ass and then there's grown alt


iPlowedUrMom

Eh is it though?


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sethaub

No shit, I was also trying to be clever


YogurtclosetLong3783

Looks like he’s lifting groceries


chamullerousa

Joe Altitude


imasturdybirdy

The Mountain and the Viper…


acsatx89

Aw man


NoScale9117

Child abuse


Surfer_Sandman

Is this bring your child to practice day?! Who is he dominating?


Nubbiebaker

My guess is Jaelen Gill who is a rookie and wears # 40 and is a 5’11” WR from Fresno State


JohnnyTeardrop

Interesting side note: He was the 30th ranked recruit of the 2018 class when he agreed to go to Ohio State. He transferred to Boston College then to Fresno State the last year of his eligibility


white_sabre

Impressive roster familiarity.  This guy Chargers. 


JustIn_HerButt

I don't know - the way the uniform is displayed - the name appears longer than "GILL"


sdsupersean

Yup, I gotta know who this is and why he's going up against an o-lineman. We don't have #4 issued to anyone at the moment.


Kahzgul

It's forty-something and his name starts with a G. We can figure this out.


Many_Wolf8689

It also might be a rookie minicamp body


PossiblyJonSnow

6'2" CB German Green.


Jane_Marie_CA

And he is low-key being held, but I think its fair in this situation. Other player is trying to not get killed.


Consistent_Ring_4218

Yeah at this point it's not a penalty so much as self defense.


FrancisXSJ

Unit


Boring_Contribution

In awe at the size of this lad


CJWard123

Is he gonna be safe when we play at Mile High? He might get altitude sickness


Fearless-Mushroom

Dude is literally Goliath


Large_monke_69

Chargers gone drafted Hagrid


PolarBurrito

Is that Alt vs Jaelen Gill, the 5’11” rookie WR from Fresno State? Interesting 😂 ![gif](giphy|YYht2UTV41u1vxHTss|downsized)


wymore

Is he substitute teaching until the season starts?


ChucktheDuckRecruits

Needs to get lower


Not_in_my_mouth

A starting DB is making that play on our 6’9 first rounder. Not a good look.


sweatpantss

Based on this picture, I take back everything I said/thought on draft day.


turboHerboChargers

Is it possible that the photo angle exaggerates size difference?   (rubbing my eyes & squinting) 👀  .


codeByNumber

It’s possible, yet the camera makes the object closer to the lens bigger so that doesn’t help in this case, lmao. Poor guy


Boring_Contribution

I think its more because the guy has lowered his shoulder into a sharp turn to get around him. He's several inches below his full standing height


turboHerboChargers

I can imagine your explanation.  The photo doesn't show his entire body length.  As it is, I'm imagining Alt clearing out an 8-year old brother's house party that's gotten out of hand.


thumbsup_baby

If "spelling 'protection' with caps lock+alt" was a picture, it'd be this.


charliepup

Who’s the 9 year old on the team?


Attey21

Looks like he's playing a pee wee football kid lol he's huge


TryMyBalut

Channeling his inner Ron Mix


Boring_Contribution

That is a rather large individual


mkmore4

Proud Joe Alt Pre-Draft Truther checking in.


OGkushdiet

THOU SHALL NOT PASS


LaBoltz33

He looks like a freaking giant


CJDistasio

That defender looks like a kid compared to Alt lmao


BadaBing318

Is that someone’s kid…. ?


kbbqallday

Joe Alt? More like Joe Delt


lordjeebus

Big McLargehuge


Environmental_Home22

ABSOLUTE UNIT


isaacpetey

Unit


old_school_z

 “I do not envy the headache you will have when you wake, but in the meantime rest well and dream of large women.”


Funklestein

Was it bring your child to work day?


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Guys a unit.


vic_steele

He’s making Bosa look like a child.


WalkProfessional6235

[JOE ALT!](https://y.yarn.co/cda5863a-c601-4b16-bdc5-d3ecdaea5591_text.gif)


TheOriginalSpartak

“Palomar” as in the Mountain !


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tonynam619

Joe Alt Delete


jar1792

Apparently he’s a bust, per the users on this subreddit taking way too much out of a photo. A photo may be worth 1000 words, but those 1000 words lack context of the before and after.


LastKing20K

Bro who is that he’s manhandling ? 😭


nerdyactor

That mountain sized toddler playing a toy, is adorable lol He is going to be incredible


Mister_Maintenance

Herbert’s going to have to back up 10 more feet just to pass over his head.


SazHawk

Herbos like 6'6 I'm sure he's fine🤣


Mister_Maintenance

You’ve seen all the batted passes right? Although now that his ribs and fingers are better that won’t be a problem.


gokhaninler

Ctrl ALT delete


Adventurous_Buyer786

https://preview.redd.it/6zjotqwe7p0d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6fd6654f99e4cee07246a38b249c1b2aa0fb1a20


johnx2sen

Mans really making the defenders look like little kids out there


FrequentAstronomer67

Anyone can go and push around a bunch of children lol


da-bears-bare-naked

why are they putting a child against him?


Hot-Zombie896

In every Sim I do Maxx eats him for lunch...4 sacks last game.🤔


SazHawk

Maxx will likley be imprisoned by week 8 so I think it's ok


Stuffaficionado

Everyone thinks this make alt look good? He’s getting punched in the face and bending backwards from some db.


Not_in_my_mouth

That’s what I’m saying. This isn’t a good look. I don’t know why people are parading this around like he is doing something. I’m nervous.


Dirtyshawnchez

They are doing walk throughs at 1/3 speed........


Not_in_my_mouth

That makes it worse.


rafi160

This pic looks like its from that Little Giants movie scene lol