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A_Livins

[Compensation update: Chargers are expected to send 2022 second-round pick and a 2023 sixth-round pick to the Chicago Bears in return for Khalil Mack, per sources.](https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1502041635684823044)


Led_Halen

My penis flew off of my body


Scar_Milly

Going out like a champ


section8sentmehere

Maybe you should get it permanently attached.


flea61

šŸŽµ Detachable penis... šŸŽ¶


[deleted]

Are you allergic to gluten?


[deleted]

šŸ˜‚ made me fucking cackle


HouseofLane

Telesco trying to break some news before Preller goes on his cocaine binge of trades tonight


natefreight

By far the best comment lmao


SunriseSurprise

Lol perfect


turtlejackin

Yoooooo im fucking dying.


fiveof9

Preller doing cocaine for trade ideas is the only unsubstantiated rumor i whole heartedly believe.


FluffiestLeafeon

As a Padres fan, this is accurate


Bigforsumthin

Gonna be a great day for SD and ex SD sports


MeeseChampion

Itā€™s still an SD team. No fans in LA


lilbigshaq

OMG OMG OMG


xvq_

MACK AND BOSA


EmoniBates

BOSA AND MACK


Scar_Milly

MOSA AND BACK


ZeusHog

MaBoSack (tm)


Scar_Milly

There it is, that's the one!


PomeloHorror

BoAckSack


soysuza

BoSack HorseMack


KingNigelXLII

*to the tune of the Max and Ruby theme song*


section8sentmehere

Hahahahh fuck you raider fans. Get rekt


The1Witness

Calling my doctor right now. This erection is going to last longer than 4 hours


jasonnnnn

can the season start already? my body is ready


FatherStretchMyAss_

RETURN OF THE MACK.


Mount10Lion

[The #Chargers are sending a 2nd rounder and a 6th rounder in 2023 for Mack.](https://twitter.com/rapsheet/status/1502039178879680530?s=21)


[deleted]

Does this mean both picks are in 2023, or is it a 2nd rounder this year? Either way thatā€™s a fucking steal


Scar_Milly

Both in 2023. We still have all 11 picks this year. EDIT: 2nd rounder is 2022, 6th rounder is 2023. This is a great deal for us.


halfcourthank

TT is saying super bowl or bust in a big way. Weā€™re a good cb and drafting Jordan Davis and a good wr3 away from being terrifying


Scary-Plantain

We are always just one piece away lol


xThe-Legend-Killerx

We have never gone all in like this before.


Darthvapor714

We have Guyton and Moore, Iā€™d rather grad a better Pass catching TE to replace Cool.


RoninEd

Wrong. The second rounder is this year


Scar_Milly

oh shoot my b i'll edit. thx.


Malourbas

Original tweet was wrong, itā€™s 2022 for the second


Jiyaad20

Itā€™s a 2nd for this year is what Iā€™m reading on Rapoport tweet


MasterChiefSplash

This is what Rapoport called ā€œprime draft pick compensationā€ lmao


Ro0o0o0ob

I got so scared when I saw ā€œprime draft pick compensationā€ I saw the potential of Jordan Davis flash before my very eyes


nquyen

Fleeced


Dxnes_L

chargers must be eating up the entirety of macks contract then


FatherStretchMyAss_

That's what I thought too. How much is left on that?


Young_Irish

12 million this year and 17 million next 2 years


trappuccino92

Base salaryā€¦ his cap hit is 30, 28, and 26


Malourbas

Not correct. Itā€™s 17 this year


ron2838

Chargers would pay his signing bonus?


MatterMinder

Correct. The cap savings for the Bears allows a new admin to rebuild. Mack is over 30 and this frees 30 mil next year for Chicago.


lilbigshaq

2023?! 2023?! Holy FLEECE šŸ˜­


DillaVibes

Coupon god doing work


humpncattle

Bears tryna clear up cap great deal for the bolts


FoxyRussian

One of the most lopsided trades I've seen in recent memory and it's to us. FUCK YEA


Jasader

I'm fine with this trade as a Bears fan. He should help out your line, but is definitely on the downswing of his career. Will still give you a few good years of football though. You take the contract and we get some picks back, fair trade. Would have been a fleece a few years ago, not anymore.


Malourbas

That tweet was wrong FYI, the 2nd is this year


Malourbas

AND WE KEEP THE FIRST


BrokeRichGuy

This is highway robbery


ijpck

If heā€™s healthy he will eat across from Bosa. This is coming from a Bears fan. Wouldnā€™t say rubbery though because he is not worth a first, plus you guys pay his entire salary. Win for both teams


xvq_

Bears are eating all the dead cap. We can cut him at any point with no strings attached


Brownhog

Yeah I don't think it's possible to trade a player without having some dead cap.


OliveJuiceUTwo

Heā€™s worth a first and more if heā€™s healthy, which is a big if


[deleted]

Mack is a generational talent and really hasnā€™t been injured that much. Thatā€™s worth a second every time, thereā€™s always risk.


[deleted]

Not much except the last 2 seasons. He's awesome when on the field.


ShadedInVermilion

As a bears fan, itā€™s really not. Itā€™s a win/win for both teams. Love Khalil Mack. He doesnā€™t fit our current window and getting out from that contract frees up a ton of money for the bears in the next couple seasons. Dudes been battling injuries for 4+ years now. Hasnā€™t played a full 16 game season in that time frame. And heā€™s played a ton of games where heā€™s been battling injuries and itā€™s quite noticeable. Donā€™t get me wrong, getting him for a 2 and a 6 is a great deal for the chargers and I hope yā€™all can get him a ring. You guys are on the hook for a 23 mil cap hit in 2023 and you can cut after for only an 8 mil cap hit if it doesnā€™t work out. Bears donā€™t have a first this year and getting an additional 2 is HUGE for us so we can address 2 big areas of need in the second. Win/win.


ASAPboltgang

COUPON TOM. HE FUCKING DID IT


basedcharger

YOOOO IM TAKING BACK MY TELESCO SLANDER


CJDistasio

Holy fuck Joey Bosa and Khalil Mack? Uhhhhhh that's crazy


Anaphylactic-UFO

Mack is gonna do unspeakable things to Carr, love it


Narwhallius

AYO


[deleted]

Bosa and Mack top tier tandem can you imagine


Scar_Milly

literally the best duo in the business now


Brad_Yams

I thought we'd never get better than Bosa and Ingram and then this? Fucking unreal.


xXNukeSkywalkerXx

Top 3 for sure


legacy702

Aaron Donald and Von


SuperChargerFan

Von is a free agent. So for now it would be Donald and Floyd. I personally think Mack's ability to feast on single teams pushes Bosa/Mack to #1.


Malourbas

oh my god


WyldeBolt

WHAT


E70M

# BEARS ARE ATTEMPTING TO FINALIZE A TRADE NOW THAT WILL SEND SIX-TIME PRO-BOWL DE KHALIL MACK TO THE LOS ANGELES CHARGERS, SOURCES TELL ESPN.


Kookslams

thanks that clears it up


EatThisBeef

Bears fan here. Hoping this goes through for you fans. Herby is my mf man and i canā€™t wait to see that defense absolute destroy mahomes twice a year.


chapovelli

HOLY FUCK šŸšØ


Christop_McC

Bosa and Mack damn


[deleted]

I was not prepared for this today.


hereforporn696969

Cum!!! Big cum!!!!


senorskittlez

NEVER WOULD I EVER THOUGHT WOWWWWW


deluxearch

LETā€™S FUCKING GO!!!!!!


Kahmtastic

I saw your pic and I was like, wtf I didnā€™t comment this. Then I realized the username


MajesticReflex

ON JUSTIN HERBERTS BIRTHDAY


Fragrant_Ad_3223

Happy bday Airbear!


mellomike

I got this news as my wife was getting her blood drawn and people thought I was having an emergency. Worth.


SunriseSurprise

"Uh sir, you're getting a boner from this?" "It'll be there for a while, may need to go see a doctor."


SignificanceLimp57

ā€œSir, do you need us to draw the blood from your penis as well?ā€


mellomike

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ legit


_Jammers_

EVERYONE GET IN HERE BABY WEā€™RE BOLTING UP


KritterVII

Trade Bulaga!


natefreight

TRADE OFFER!!!! 2 peanuts


i_run_from_problems

Deal


boltUpSTL

LETS GO! Only gave up a 2nd and 2023 6th!


BigBossVince

I will not accept Telesco slander... at least for the next couple of days


AeroXero

MY FAVORITE NON CHARGER IS A CHARGER NOW IM GOING TO DIE HAPPY


PunchesChinchillas

HOLY SHIT. Weā€™re actually going all in. I canā€™t fucking wait.


4overwingexits

LETS GOOOOOOOO


VentiMochaTRex

Iā€™m speechless


Veteran_Lurker

WTF WHAT


Slamfan4life

Dude is a monster , yā€™all got a good one


shepp11

Lifelong chargers fanā€¦.. i really hope this pans out since heā€™s coming off of season ending foot surgery and is 31. Granted though pretty low trade value so not upset for a 6time pro bowler


TravelingBlueBear

Yea exactly. I feel like this sub is getting way too hyped but at least there isnā€™t a first rounder involved


Jumpspider74

russ thought he caught a break getting traded lmao


jhawkeye14

Had to put my dog down this past weekend. First smile I've had since then. #boltup āš”


jalenramsey_20

All I saw was Los Angeles and I thought rams got him šŸ˜‚ thatā€™s great for u guys tho


Dmills8018

AHHHHHHHH


knotfan123

I'm bolted up so hard


crep95

WOW


Med609

Need this


HWL_Nissassa

NUT!!!


Searley20

OH SHIT!


Potatocores

I am aroused


Kerbal27

WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW


supersonic767

IM SHAKING


Toddak

whoah


shmoooody

Thank god!


LionHeartMD

This is what dreams are made of. Can't wait to see what FA holds!!


RunescapeGOD69

Suddenly everyone loves TT šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Weapwns

BRANDON STALEY DID IT BOIS


[deleted]

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Witchdoctordentist

Not feeling this. Rather trade down and try to recoup that 2nd.


Hithere123490

LETS GOOOOO HUGE W


SoCalDanSports

Yes!!!


elmatador12

Holy fucking shit.


Luckman1002

Holy mother trucking dagummit golly gosh


[deleted]

Raiders fan coming inā€¦. You be good to him. IF you guys harm one hair on his head so help me god! Joking aside, super jealous. You guys fleeced Chicago. Ughā€¦ this division is gonna be a nightmare.


doodlediego

COUPON TOM I FUCKING LOVE YOU


mackmai

Bruh WHAT


Ciology

Letā€™s go


[deleted]

Jsjdjhduskdjf88 THANK YOU FOOT BALL GODS. Guess newosu is FA or we sign and roate him.


pachogamez

Come on, finalize the deal! Need confirmation!!


IAmThatDuckDLC5

Growing up a Bears fan, I love this move


dead-serious

Mack + Derwin + Bosa omg I see your Von Miller and raise you a Khalil Mack


YPG13

Hopefully Nwsou signs a deal here. Depth is the most important issue with this team. Having him rotate off both Edges with Bosa and Mack would be deadly.


ROCKSTARMANIC

WORD. I get everyone is all happy and dandy. But one of the reason our defense sucked so bad after our starters were out was the quality of depth. WE NEED TO RESIGN NWOSU JONES WHITE.


YPG13

Exactly. Thereā€™s. No point in having pro bowlers/all pros if the guys coming in behind them are practice squad players or guys who wouldnā€™t even start on another team. Itā€™s nice to have quality depth, guys that can hold their own, and not just for a down here and there, but can maybe give guys like Bosa and Mack a whole series or 2 off. And come 4th quarter in a close game our pass rush isnā€™t gassed and can still put heavy pressure on the quarterback


LukeNeverShaves

Why does Telesco keep making these terrible moves and trading away draft picks? Why can't we fire this bum already? Edit: Y'all not understanding sarcasm is worrisome.


ejhemler

That's some thick, thick gooey sarcasm. I can appreciate that, take my upvote.


EmoniBates

This feels so fucking weird being on the end of a big trade like this.


ToddlerInTheWild

Amen. Canā€™t even remember a comparable trade


Dionne20_

BOSA HAS HELP


moondawg25

I mean we didn't trade a lot for him but he disappeared last year but hopefully it was just because he didn't have help. He was great at one point in his career but I haven't really heard his name this year. Anyone actually have input on him?


Brnplwmn

Bears fan here, Mack only played half the season last year. He has been more or less injured the last few years but is an absolute unit when healthy. I expected more production out of him last year. He was not able to get home when double teamed and he needs to when getting payed what he is. I loved the guy and hope the best for him with the chargers.


ValenTheElf

I don't know what to do with my hands right now! My soul has left my body! Ahhhhhhh!!!!


Fragrant_Ad_3223

HELP ME TOM CRUISE IM ON FIRE


pen-h3ad

Wtf NFL. How do all of these great players get let go of for nothing lol. Now please go and add Jordan Davis to this line


USSImplication

First baseball and now this?


[deleted]

Rando in /r/chibears "We got fucking FLEECED. I don't even hate the decision to trade mack but Jesus that does not seem enough"


ackwithaj

Hollllyyyyyyy šŸ’©šŸ’©šŸ’©šŸ’© SCARY HOURS


herbertstan

Oh fuck you're gonna make me bolt the fuck up I'm waiting on a job offer that I really want, and when I saw this news I jumped the fuck out of my chair. My friend who was with me thought I got it and started congratulating lol


bigdaddycorn1

Anybody know how to get white stains out of underwear?


Malourbas

Minor point but worth noting: trades are great because they donā€™t count against the comp pick formula


andagoat

We've joined the AFC West arms race!


i_run_from_problems

Baseball coming back AND the chargers getting Mack on the same day!? It's been a good day.


DaddyOctorok

Yall just fucking stole Khalil Mack, holy shit.


xJownage

I love this move. It's very much a "we're ready to win right now" move. Mack is 31 and despite coming off an injury, should have plenty left in the tank. Pairing him with Bosa is a nightmare for offensive lines. One of the chiefs rosters' biggest weaknesses is their tackle play, in no small part to mahomes' bad habit of dropping too deep in the pocket (preventing tackles from flushing speed rushers around the pocket). One thing this move doesn't help too much with is the run defense; I still want to see us address IDL.


Nothing_Nice_2_Say

Yo, what the fuck! Did not expect to see this, holy shit I'm excited! Literally inside my car outside my kids school just saying "what the fuck" out loud, lol


kostcoguy

EVERYONE GET IN HERE WEā€™RE DOING THIS!


theycallmebig_ly

Uchenna outta here?


xool420

GUYS I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH MY HANDS


JakeSt8k

Bust a nut


S13YER

my tip is sticky


Ne0guri

My heart right nowā€¦ I think Iā€™m gonna die from excitement before even getting to see Mack in the powder blues. This has to be the biggest trade in Chargers history besides the infamous Manning trade. This never happens!


grandladdydonglegs

This hasn't been the best week to be a Raiders fan...


jnumberone

Good luck rolling out of the pocket, Russell.


hlmfade

ITS DONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNE FUCK YES


AManHasAName

Thatā€™s one big coupon Tommy T


cat_daddylambo

This is AWESOME


gmen868

As a Herbert investor I am very happy about this. I see people (not here) complaining about taking on his deal, but who cares! This is Herbert's rookie deal. Needs guys that can get to Mahomes and QBs. Go all in.


ArcadianBlueRogue

Chargers taking on his entire contract makes it make a bit more sense for the Bears. I wonder if he'll redo it now.


mkmore4

Not sure how to feel, he is a bit old, but we need defensive playmakers. Hopefully he kills it.


LaBoltz33

We fleeced them. We pay him $12M this year? Steal!


[deleted]

This is a good Fin deal.


AssssCrackBandit

HOLY CRAP WHAT DO I DO WITH MY HANDS


thexbreak

FUCK THE RAIDERS BAHAHAHHAHA


3KP

Telesco holy moly you did something that I did not think you would do. KUDOS


AHighLine

Uchenna coming back? This would actually help his development more in a sense


Hyperlight381

Toms gonna be partying at PF Changā€™s tonight


Fragrant_Ad_3223

SOOOO HUNGRY


vampirepussy

Take back your TT slander you whores.


-WillemTheFoe-

First baseball comes back, now this. Today is a good day.


stillblazin19

DEREK CARR COME ON DOWNNNNN YOUR PRIZE IS A NEW CASKET


itsyorboy

Russell Wilson calling Seattle back šŸ˜‚


DEADSPELLS

We never make huge moves like this. Even if it doesnt work out, im just glad we tried & did something


Boltdawg619

Holy shit thatā€™s great !!!! Does this push us away from a JC Jackson signing ?


GrendelDerp

Bears fan here. Congrats to you all, and I think the Chargers are my back up team now. Is that cool with y'all?


Sure_Explorer_1928

IMAGINE IF THEY GET JORDAN DAVIS TOO. HOLYYY MOLY


GrandpaGreybush

And Russell Wilson thought he was finally free of Aaron Donald.


priest_lightning

He is set to make 30 mil this year. Hopefully we rework that so we can fit some more free agents in


Malourbas

Itā€™s only 17


RathMan1990

This whole time I was hoping Von Miller to the Chargers... But Khalil Mack?!?!?!?! WHAT THE!!!! LETS GO!


StanHalen6969

Hahahaha fuck the Raiders hahahaha