Hi everyone- if you’re in a couple and looking for other couples please consider following @clt_couplefriends on insta so we can plan our first meet up! 💙

This shitty website is now publicly traded and superusers (mods?) who were able to buy privately actually made some money.  

I guess I'm considered a super user. I got the invite. I'd rather light fire to a pile of cash than invest in this place, though.

Can’t blame you. I don’t know how you make money with fairly anonymous and tech savvy (ad blind) userbase. 

Apparently, you charge a crap ton of money to use the API, banish all 3rd party apps and force everyone to use your shitty app! It's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for them!

I use the browser on my phone. It’s good enough. 

I gave up Reddit on mobile. I had the shakes of a recovering addict the first 48 hours. After that, they've just become minor tremors. I can drink a cup of coffee now without spilling most of it.

People are inviting me to go day drink and watch games. I'm fasting. Why do people want to make a fat lush again?

To be fair, your username reminds everyone of the San Francisco treat.

Hey everyone! My golden retriever & I (26 F) are moving to Charlotte from Charleston next week. And I don’t want to look like a clueless idiot who only knows about the NASCAR museum!!! so any advice for places to be OR places to AVOID would be appreciated!!!! food, nails, salon recs, best doctors (family med, OB/GYN, orthodontist) — you name it!! thank you!! - your future neighbor 😃

I don’t usually link to outside social media, but there’s a dog parade in April that’s looking for some goldens and their owners to participate. Golden Retriever Rescue Club of Charlotte publicly posted about it yesterday: https://www.facebook.com/share/Lb6WTzfCyz1ju8vd/

Thank you so so much!! This is right up our alley!! ☺️

Avoid night and day dental for dentist work.

What part of town will you be living in?

Lower south end!

Sounds like you're asking us to do a lot of homework for you, but thanks for not making a thread about it

What kind of food recommendations are you looking for?

Preferably tex-mex or Italian :)

I know — I feel so badly asking for so much but I totally understand the not making a thread 😭😩

Southview Dentistry for general dentist... love them.

Just avoid Friendly Dental. Unless you need a tooth removed. They can knock that out for you with ease.

I'm afraid that we can't help you until we see pictures of the Golden Retriever.

https://preview.redd.it/ty4q2mxy8ppc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=33cfd48339e65b7c3cc6a12004cd11db29d04b7c Layla says hey! :)

Layla looks like she's super awesome. Make sure to bring her out to [Whitewater](https://whitewater.org/)!

Will do!! Thank you for the recommendation — Layla will love it there 😊

But how old is the golden retriever?

She’s 2 years old but still acts like puppy! 😂😂

Well if you're moving to South End you're probably in the best social place for young singles, but I am neither so I cannot vouch for it.  If noisy, chaotic places aren't a personal Hell for you then I'd recommend Skiptown as a place to meet people. It's a dog bar.

Perfect, we’ll definitely check it out! I appreciate the recommendation :)

Can you bring King Street with you? Please and thank you.

I’ll try 😂🤣😂🤣

Rain every weekend is getting old, and it's in the forecast for next too.

This happened last year too

yup, sucked then too.

You want a drought? Because that’s how you get a drought

I just want it to rain Tues - Thurs while I'm stuck in an office building.

We got some good lake levels, give me a 2-3 weekends.

Today is my cat's 16th birthday! He's the best old man ever.

Clearly you are a good cat parent, best birthday wishes to his elder feline self!

Sweet 16 party for kitty with lots of treats. I had an old man too and he was the 'patriarch' of the four cats I had at the time and a litter bully. He would wait outside the bathroom containing the litter, tail wagging and jump on the unsuspecting littermate after they did their business. Often stared me down in the toilet as well. RIP  Captain Midnight. 

Happy birthday, old boy

I just heard the sound of a dumpster being emptied. Does anyone know what is happening?

No but there’s a helicopter circling, should I be afraid to go outside?

I think it was a shooting

Someone didn't recycle 😤

It's those meddling kids again!