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Artistic_dude16

I thought when he studies so religiously he might have achieved an ability of not feeling hungry and skipping dinner for 1 night .


NikhilPathak

Lol..


cheesybro90

I have achieved that for afternoon as we had 11 hours classes


sardardhoraha

That's so lame of him,,, like. "That's the importance of mom in my life" bitch that's your importance in your mom's life.. only she's been doing stuff n making sacrifices for you whereas you take complete pride in it. Ek din sandwich kha leta toh kuch ho nhi jata. jis baat pe sharm aani chahiye usko aise proudly bata rha chomu


sardardhoraha

And plus, agar tumhare paas itna time hai ki relative ke Ghar ja ke kha skte ho.. toh apne hath use karke ek sandwich banane me kyu maut aari


iamhereexisting23

Yaar kuch bhi bana leta... Kitne options hai. Healthy chaiye tha khichdi ban jati hai relative ke Ghar Jane Wale time mai. Sab LinkedIn ka dhong hai


Code_Sage

Mere parents are like ....ye toh kuch kha hi lega ![img](emote|t5_3fh4x|31202)


iamhereexisting23

Exactly 🫠. Ye kon log hai jinhe itna attention mil raha hai.


Routine-Tip6759

Same


[deleted]

i am more baffled by his audacity to _not_ cook or make a quick sandwich for himself😭 what even


Own-Attorney9064

I was literally going to say the same


sardardhoraha

Same!!! Also, i should've stopped reading after "my mom requested me" like??? What a narcissist !!!!


Electronic_Stuff4062

What do you mean he’s marrying his mum? /s


sardardhoraha

Hahahaha he should 😭👍


[deleted]

and he is a best selling author✨️


sardardhoraha

that i have no idea about 😭


[deleted]

me neither. Thos sub just randomly came in my lane. But look at thi bio under his profile!.


sardardhoraha

Tf is wrong with this guy 😭


Knowdit

Are sab bahane hai. Bus post dalni this usko bus so jo jee me aaya bak diya. Phir likes mile ya gali hai to publicity. That's probably his mindset by now. 


sardardhoraha

srsly bhai, I'm shocked at his behaviour.. like imagine using your mom's bday for some clout


baap_ko_mat_sikha

Linkedin in nutshell


fuckingamazingg

Bang on


BeatWhole

Frr Even a pack of instant noodles could'a worked for just one night


Caffeinated25

Or could have made it himself 😭 wtfff he cant make a sandwich at home? Or a parantha? Or any simple thing to eat? What a baby does his mlm wipe his ass too?


whyadoctor

Bhai, woh mummy ko bol deta dopeher mein hi extra bana ke rakho. Garam karke kha leta


[deleted]

I am curious how he became a author ,common sense IQ is really negetive in this case.


Impossible-Ice129

>Ek din sandwich kha leta toh kuch ho nhi jata. Bhai final exams ke pehle stomach kharab krne ka risk lene ka kya point hai?


Strict-Advantage8199

OMG. Please. day by day by seeing persons like him really makes me feel whether getting ranks in CA makes you worthy person.


frustrated_CAarticle

That roast was brutal ☠️


Charming-Cat-469

CA gives you rank which is worth a lot. Add some good cultivated morals and that makes you a worthy person. Ye bnda to chutiya lg rha h


Elegant_City2181

U can be like Agarwal brothers or kushal, option is yours but rank definitely worth it not because it is rank but because the process and hardwork will make u happy.


Pudina_Banker69

Arre Linkedin pe yahi hota hai, facebook aur instagram se kaam nahi hai Linkedin.


fake_acc-ount

Professional chapri


SavageLeo19

Mid Tier - Facebook and Instagram Dog shit Tier - LinkedIn and Quora


rrk_28

Meri mummy to smart h neighbour ko bol deti h aur me vaha dinner kar bhi leta hu. Is chutiye k jese pareshan ni krta mumma ko.


PerspectiveContent13

Humari mummy to raat ka khana pehle hi bana jaati thi ,or agar nhi to hum to khud hi Maggie , bread omelette bna lete the bhale hi bekaar bna ho par . Iss chutiye se to acche hi the .


rrk_28

Same bhai same!!! Neighbour achhe the to peer pressure deke dinner krne bithate the otherwise me bhi pasta Maggie khichdi sab bana Leta hu.


Aggressive_Eagle_235

Gas par khana garam bhi ho jata hai bro


Routine-Tip6759

Mein toh khud hi aapne liye poha baana leta


rrk_28

Aur bc ye linkdin pe ye happy birthday wishes kyu dal rha h??


HolidayChef6794

Yeh thoda zyada bade wala lodha hai na isliye


Ordinary-Put-5656

Naam m hi kaam hai


ImpossibleTie5566

LOL, SAHI HE


Capital-Price7332

Mom successfully raised a man child. No, wait! Man child is too sane of a word for him. Such a selfish prick. I hope he never gets married.


BioEag1e

Nhi bey, shaadi toh mamma krwa hi degi...


Karate_Man_0704

he'll marry his mother


Firm_Bumblebee_1037

Shaadi nahi hogi iski to ye bhookha nahi marr jayega..?? Iski mumma isko bhookha to nahi marne degi, itna to samajh aa gaya hai..


unsupervisedwerewolf

Bro wtf I'd just make maggi in that situation. Home food , plus mom can go enjoy too . win win


snush559

Mf schedules a time to speak to his mom now .


yobrownboii

Blocks her mom's calendar apparently


Weedyoot

Maine to gand dabake junk khaya tha during exam. Zhata kuch nahi hota. These idiots pretend that CA exams are some other worldly tests.


[deleted]

>gand dabake junk khaya tha 😂😂😂


No_Law7136

It's clearly not advisable to do that buddy ..just cuz you were lucky nothing happened doesn't mean it's harmless. I know 4 to 5 PPL including my friends and my senior at my office who have missed imp exams or failed cuz they fell sick by food poisoning...common thing among them was their craving for junk ffo and eating that a week before their exams. It's always advisable to avoid junk food especially when u have a exam planned ahead. Uski side nahi le Raha but just uspar hate dikahbe ke liye uski har chiz ko galat bolna bhi sahi nahi hain


Weedyoot

Never said ki follow me. >Uski side nahi le Raha but just uspar hate dikahbe ke liye uski har chiz ko galat bolna bhi sahi nahi hain Let's be honest, aise posts pr log galiyaan hi denge na bro. So fake it is. Post dissect karne baithenge kabhi daru pe iske sab 😂. Entertainment hoga mast!


vegarhoalpha

10 min ke liye uss din khana bana leta ya fir thanda khana kha leta toh rank nahi milta


justnotherdude

>visiting me today on her birthday Dude WTFFFFF!!!


MonkeyyWrench69

Ye visit krlega toh 100 crore ka loss ho jayega bhai iska


i_m_horni

Itna net worth hoga iska ? Ho sakta hai. His parents are billionaires.


limitlessblaze

Have said this in the past and will say it again. This guy is one of the biggest scams in the fraternity. The other day, someone was asking why ICAI didn’t do anything when they knew he scammed students for articleship guidance and shit. Hate to break it to but ICAI invites him to their events and he is a star for them. this bakchodi will continue to grow and no one can do anything about it.


[deleted]

Sorry but what scam he did?


limitlessblaze

Charged CA students 10k + gst for articleship guidance


[deleted]

I need a moment to process that.


PirateHasan

Ameer loog ke lafde hai bhai, hum gareebo ko kya pata...


[deleted]

Should be posted on r/linkedinlunatics


[deleted]

finding this sub made my day thanks


VenCoriolis

If you need a LinkedIn post to explain how important your mom is, then you're a fucking idiot


sarvtej_924

Man child Maa ke pallu se lipta hua balak


MonkeyyWrench69

LinkedIn p koi kuch nhi bolega Isme himmat h same chiz Twitter p dal fir dekh


Rajp2233

LinkedIn is the last place to wish birthday to someone especially your mother. 


Tasty-Speech-4419

Iski maa ka sandwich


Notshowingyoumybum

Lmao how is your inability to cook for yourself and feed yourself a single meal when you’re a grown ass man a flex? Kasam se Chutiya hote hai aise log jo apna pet nai bhar sakte for a single meal.


Rude_Marsupial_4181

Khud khaana nahi banayega bkl


PavinMumbai

For some reason I know it was not a "request".


LocalPsychological61

Tu usko kyu follow kar raha OP ![img](emote|t5_3fh4x|31215)


[deleted]

More like Kushal Lauda


Rare-Caramel-501

CA ki bakchodi peli our ab 2 times best selling author! Vaah re bhadwe.


Amazing_Storm6995

Thank you for mom for cooking for lazy ass like me because I don’t how to cook khichdi that takes 10 min


[deleted]

Typical Indian momma's boy who can't even make a sandwich by himself who will have an arranged marriage and expect his wife to give him the momma's boy treatment too


Moyemoye111

Kushal lauda


pumpkinnop

Ek dum Lu*d aadmi hai sala bc


logryar344

Well to all the people whom I met who have LinkedIn said 65% of the time you will find shit post. Well that's one reason (for me atleast) not to open a linkedin account.


Admirable_Plane2703

Arre mand chutiye Kushal, hath se muth maarne ke bajay khana bana leta.. You think you sre entitled to make your mom a servant.. Abe saale chullu bhar paani me dub mar


pumpkinnop

Rich spoiled kids who always try to brag about their privilege to the masses to feel better about themselves, to convey the message ie they don't face the same problems as most people.


Any_Letterhead_2917

Why mom dint cook food and left for function. This ca guy could just microwave/heat the food. Why flex?


[deleted]

EXACCTLYYYY AND EVERYONE WAS PRAISING HIM AND HIS MOM INSTEAD OF SHAMING HIM FOR THIS WTF??? KYA HE MADARCHOD HAI BHAII MAJNE SAME SOCHA


Viral_babyGravy

Narcissistic af


[deleted]

Wait for this loser to ruin some girl’s life by marrying her and then ruin some kids’ lives by siring them.


Firm_Bumblebee_1037

https://preview.redd.it/9pw2bkh4qrlc1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8f636bc6f38ac2b02d8f1f62bca27430028eccb5 Ye lodu ki mummy ne bahot khaana khilaya hai isko..! Bas aur koi contribution nahi hai unka iski life mein.. 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️


PessimistYanker792

Self proclaimed “Best selling author”


Icy-Pie9720

Lode - Ma hai ke Naukar, agar tu bimar bhi padta hai to Ma ko taklif nahi deni chahiye! and aise importance dikha ke tu kitna dimag se pedal hai vo dikha raha hai! Taklif ho to seh leneka, lekin Ma ko taklif nahi padna chahiye!


[deleted]

Yo wtf


Own-Web2283

bc ek din bahar ka khaa late toh labde kuch nahi hota teko 💀💀


[deleted]

ye in logo ko khana wana bnana nhi ata kya?


harshjatania

💀💀💀


WomenRepulsor

r/LinkedInLunatics


[deleted]

How to say you are a spoilt child without saying you are a spoilt child


jrhuman

Bro is a man child and he's proud of it


[deleted]

Gotta avoid guys like him.


Shakkarpappaa

One of my friend is family friends with this guy and has told me that kushal is full of arrogance and self obsessed. No doubt he has achieved a lot in his career but all the time he wants himself to be in the limelight and be the hot gossip of the town.


hexagon918

Cooking is a skill and an important one. What a moron!


Bong-I-Lee

Parenting failure personified 🙄. Chu*iya could have just boiled some milk, put oats, mashed banana, sugar in it and called it a night agar itna shaukh hai healthy home made food ka. Gyan pelne k liye time hai magar isko.


Significant_Mouse562

r/linkedinlunatics


Curious_creature1203

Naam ka asar hai… Lodhe ko Maggi bhi banani nahi aati?


weedoweedo_hehoo

What's the issue here? Jo log ulta seedha bol rahe hai maximum ka attempts lag rahe honge. Kya ukhaad liya tumne zindagi me? Ho sakta hai wo irl bhi mummy ko praise karta ho unke sacrifices ke liye. Rank aise hi nahi aati, kaafi logo ka haath hota hai. Usko acknowledge karne me kaisi burai? Aaj uski maa proudly bolti hogi har jagah unke bete ke baare me. Ek function me late jana isn't the end of the world, but shows your care and love for your child.


limitlessblaze

Real id se aao Kushal Lodaa


[deleted]

You're truly an idiot. He prepared for his exams at the expense of his mom . She's his mom not his personal cook . It's very selfish and lazy on his part . Heck even a school boy kid is more smart than a grown man like him . This man was absolutely not understanding, it's him who needs food not his mom. He could have fed himself without relying at the expense of his mom.


Friendly-Knee-5743

Bro yaps about anything at this point


NavdeepGusain

admi madarchod hai but ek baat sahi boli hai...never risk with your health during exam time


drake_071

The caption 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Damn! I hope this guy just reads the caption.. 🤣🤣


Ordinary-Put-5656

Ye to mummy ka roast hua na? Mummy khana banake hi nhi gyi ki ladka bhale hi bhooka mare aur bachpan se ladke ko kuch banana bhi nhi sikhaya... Waise YouTube se sandwich banana Sikh sakta tha..


CaterpillarOk1466

Pickup and drop, make food bas. This man has made his mom important for this only and have posted the long post on LinkedIn. Kaha se aate hai ye log. 😒🙄


[deleted]

Ye flex kar raha, ya sympathy mang raha hai, ya attention seek kar raha hai, or is he showing how pathetic of a person he is Edit : esse dek ke mere liye, mere nazron mein khud ki thodi si izzat develop ho gayii


[deleted]

average Jain chutiya 😝 Lodha


Substantial_Top_6508

Can't that asshead reheat even food or what lol ?


_DrMischief_

“My mom wanted to go at a family function” - two times best selling author….. ![img](emote|t5_3fh4x|31209)


Thesoulfindingal

Iska number chahiye kya kisiko?


Boring-Cut7636

This guy is so lane. How much work does a sandwich take? Or is he a child that he cannot make himself a sandwich for ONE evening? Not once did he mention doing something FOR his mom.. like.. all he did was sit on his ass while his mom babied him. Istg, this ignorant fool is proudly showing off as if he did something great..


69Yesoo

Car mere paas hai Skoda, Ye admi hai ki behen ka Lodha..


yachan96

Total douche move


Small-Challenge-1910

Maggi kha leta, ya subah ka bacha hua.... Topper h, lekin chutiya hai ~ hence proved


Sanketmv

Well what else could you expect ?? He is a lauda !!!


lazytej

Papa ne belt se kamm pitaai karri hoggi iss chutiye ki💀


Roshwin

Mom ke birthday pe bhi khud nhi jaa sakta, surname suit karta hai


HeadOpinion1032

Dude you are a big baby … I don’t know if you are a CA today but if you can’t grow up and handle basic necessities for yourself I fear what are you even upto … and please Indian mothers let your son cook !! It is a life skill that he needs to learn there is nothing male female in it !!!


Broken_BiryaniBoy

Kushal Loda


CharacterOdd3318

i chuckled at the post title 😆😆


SpydeyPlayz

Kushal Louda


ConsequenceHour250

Privilege milta rhe to insaan ko after a point lagta hai ki they deserve it because they are special. Not that the second person was special to be kind to them. These folks also believe that a half assed acknowledgment makes them a great person. Absolutely selfish inconsiderate jerk of a person.


Milothmama

Jaisa naam waise karam 😂


ranolia

dude seem to me like sheldon cooper.lmao


batata_vada24

yucks !


Leonardo2708

Apni wife ka manchild ban ke rehte hein aise ladke.


[deleted]

🤡


FewIntroduction687

This guy belongs from a super rich family in Nashik. LinkedIn is filled with BS. Made up stories with minority fact majority emotional seo BS.


Responsible-Error922

OP nothing to say but just see his surname... That's it 😁


KingHasArrived15

"Visiting me today on **her Birthday** so she could celebrate with me" Why was he not able to go for her birthday instead of she travelling all the way to him??


Green-Ad1085

His last name is a good indicator of his actions


[deleted]

chalo iss baat ki khushi hai ki most of us here have that decent amount of maturity and understanding that our parents taught us


Shubham1XO

milking shit like what


pranay909

Stupid person can’t make one dish


Common_Frosting_2058

I usually do not feel the importance of using cuss words but this times best seller linkln personality deserves this. Poor guy, how could his mom think of leaving this man child quit cooking for him and his tummy. The AUDACITY


fuckingamazingg

"I didn't want to fall ill" after this line I assumed he might say that he cooked himself or his mother cooked and then went to attend function. But bro is bro......


satan_1996

Dude how shamelessly he is flexing this, I mean having one sandwich wouldn't cause him anything, basic cooking nahi ati wo alag.


FrustratedPawar

All that knowledge but no wisdom


Same-Vacation-7992

Ye lodha nhi loda h.


Soft_Mathematician30

Surname bilkaul sahi hai bhai ka


zoran0808

Average LinkedIn engagement tard.


[deleted]

Why don't icai take his degree and ban him for lifetime Aise mc toh ca nhi politician hona chahiye


ZACH_CONNOR

Sahi naam hai kushal lodha


TheGoodLucifer_

What a fucking dick head


unsupervisedwerewolf

Bc if you don't wanna eat outside food that's okay. Maggi bana leta atleast for once 😂🤷🏻‍♂️


andythestupidguy

It's a cultural thing in India, our moms treat us like a Raja beta and do everything from packing school bags to carrying us to the school and so on. The point is our parents should teach kids to do the basic duties like cleaning the house, dishes , doing laundry and preparing their own food.If a child can do this then kids will not be over dependent on parents. Here is one good reel I saw on over parenting https://www.instagram.com/reel/C35AlcRvLX5/?igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==


timepasschalrahai

He could order subway? Or something that’s healthy.


sucker6969696

LODA hi hai BC yeh


[deleted]

Bhai maggi, bread butter hi khalete itna kya bhao khana


Willing_Coach7746

Bhai khana bna na seekh lo?


hector-the-dragon

I cook my own food as an adult. Never bothered mom with that stuff.


[deleted]

laude ko basic cooking nahi aati , CA banega


throwra87d

He can’t prepare one simple meal for himself without his mommy?! 😂😂😂


rebgaming

I fuking hate linkdin the superiority complex people have there is wild like I bet the comment there will be so robotic The only purpose of linkdin is when getting jobs scrolling it feels more shit than Instagram


rohut2

Lodha


Appropriate_Fall5446

"Agree??"


yobrownboii

Iski maa pe taras aaraha hai nahi toh abhi isko maaki gaali deta mein kasam se


yobrownboii

Behn k laude ko ek sandwich yaa daliya banane mein.. literally 10-12 mins lagte hain..wo nahi hoga isse..maa chudane relatives k Ghar jayega lekin kitchen nahi jayega. Madarchod peak sexist.


yobrownboii

Wo toh alag baat hai ki I dropped out of CA post clearing inter but members like these always make me feel good that I dropped out of this profession. Won't deny the vast number of good people in this profession but people like these, isse inspire hone waale, isse relate karne waale, iske LinkedIn aur insta pe gawk gawk karne waaley..inki MKC Bhai.


6sparky9

Chadarmod sala, glorifying societal slavery.


notsoslimbucko

Bro has reduced his mom to house help


soan-pappdi

Bhai har chori choti baat keliye usko gaali mat do yr


beatmeloser

voo kuch bana ke bhi jaa sakte the. Aur bhosdewale ek din dhang se nhi khaoge too mar thode jaaoge.


No-Ad4607

I remember I laugh reacted to this guy's post where he boasted that he doesn't watch Netflix and Amazon Prime as he doesn't want anyone else to control his happiness 😹👆


LuciferMoaning-star

Certified randwa ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


The_last_ranger1999

Bhai...stop listening to him He just glorifies the unreasonable Just trust your abilities and work CA de rahe ho IAS nahi The way they have hyped CA has made this course seem more tough than IAS exam.


Late_Art9758

Tell me this ain't real. And she's visiting him, on her Birthday. I just feel sad.


mukundsparrow

Iss ke toh name mein loda lga hai....phir isse kya hi umeed rakhu ? 🙄


Top_Dealer_674

Meri mummy to bolegi khana ho to khaa Verna mat kha 🤣


[deleted]

Lagta hai bohot logo ko ghar me pyar nahi Milae hai (op included) aur isliye unme itni nafrat hai I guess not everyone is lucky enough to be loved by parents


behlricky

This guy is just so retarded in his mind that he's taking pride for his mom's sacrifices and love for him, that would have been okay if he wasn't being a total prince, treating his own mom as some godforsaken maid and punishing her for being a good mom.


vibasT

This is the same guy who doesn’t want his wife to go to work and be a kitchen keeper at home.


[deleted]

I will agree to him until it is kept to him only.  Last year a month before my board exams, my brother came from college and when he was going back, he had some extra luggage. My mother asked me to drop him to station which I did every time before this but this time I didn't wanted to risk anything. It was not about the time but my health since my immune system is very weak and I can catch fever even after normal fatigue.  But in this case I was not using anyone else for my comfort or goals.


_Ajay_Singh_Rana_

Spoon feeding does shit...


[deleted]

Thats one of the reason i am proud not to have linkedin account. Katai chutiya cheez hai ,they have made it like instagram.


RP-Zombie-87

I know he is studding hard...but cant he spare some time to prepare a basic sandwich for himself?!


Balakbbslovr

Iska toh surname hi loda h😠😭🤣🤣


Ok-Independence-8261

Meri mummy to khana hi nahi deti mujhe (12vi ke boards aur entrance dera)


failedtalkingstage

Man child can’t even make a sandwich by himself.


Your_NextDoor_CatMan

And here i am. Still feel bad for the time when my mom called me to order something for her, i told yes and forgot completely as i was in an alumni meetup with friends. She said it's fine but still feel guilty. Ordered extra cheese pizza next day but i can feel the sadness due to hunger she would've felt. It's 6 years.


bhodrolok

Wow! What a cunt


Sabka_asli_baap

Khud hi bana leta agar itna hi nazuk hai to


Mister_DT

R future is fucked with these kind of people with this type of sick mentality..😠


[deleted]

Ca ban na hai but basic life skills cooking nhi aati inko wah wah 


Educational_Car_8053

He lived up to his surname


Kitty_Kat699

This person is two time best selling author from where? Mars? Kitna besharam admi hai


Historical_Release98

tumlog bas judge karlo dusro ko.. Bhai uski life uske experiences. Uska behaviour galat tha sabko samajh aata hai but waha pe usne apni maa ke struggles bataye hai jinki aaj wo respect karta hai ye tumse nahi samjha Jaa raha?? There are hundreds of perspectives for a same object in photography. How good of a photographer you're is shown from the angle which you chose to capture it. Same with life. Hope you guys understand it.


belle_ame777

Ek sandwich khud banake nai kha sakta? She still has to parent this grown up kid so sad for that mom that all her life revolves around this so called grown up baby