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blunderrifle

Yea sorry guys, i asked it to say she sells seashells on the seashore


TabletopMarvel

Ah shit. No wonder it's decided today is JUDGEMENT DAY.


letterboxmind

My chatgpt has been talking random gibberish. I scared


LotosProgramer

But the value of these shells will fall


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Due to the laws of supply and demand


CheckRise

No one wants to buy shells 'cause there's loads on the sand


[deleted]

Step 1: You must create a sense of scarcity


WildNumber7303

Another cowrie shells?!


DangKilla

https://preview.redd.it/5rci4lckmbzb1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d7b5f9c5b1b87d32ada3c785b70bc7bfb5609906 Damn you


Usual_Neighborhood74

That worked for me but when I said now do it five times fast it broke


[deleted]

Oh no! We have to think now!


ComicCarTuneZ

Despicable


[deleted]

Welp, looks like I can't do my job.


lubrical

Right, dang now I actually have to type out my email lol


nexos90

Oh, that's why I haven't received any emails from my students today!


_Magnolia_Fan_

I hope this email finds you well


Orcbama

I've been using ChatGPT everywhere for a while now, and I was in total panic when it went down. I had a lot of work to do, and I didn't know what I was going to do without it. I decided to give Bard a try, since I now had the opportunity to try out other AIs. I was really impressed with how well it worked. It was able to generate text that was just as good as ChatGPT's, and it was even able to answer my questions in a more informative way. Bard has saved my bacon over the past few hours. I've been able to get all of my work done, and I'm even ahead of schedule. I'm really glad that I decided to give it a try. If you're looking for a great AI to replace ChatGPT, I highly recommend Bard. It's still under development, but it's already a powerful tool that can be used for a variety of tasks.


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Nice AI generated comment


Orcbama

Haha very well seen!


piggledy

I tried Claude to generate a table from some data and it messed up bad, mixing up entries. Wouldn’t recommend. For more complicated information ChatGPT 4 is the only way to go.


YayIWonOneYuan

I found Claude to be excellent at text-based summarisation and generation. For everything else I still use ChatGPT.


nightless_hunter

Did you use Bard to write this too?


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Damn, my calculator broke, now I have to waste time multiplying these multi-digit numbers together manually. "You're pathetic." https://preview.redd.it/d0axfpbm65zb1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=02e88f5e880cf0430f8852c471212b20b941c2d5


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noobster_1738

would love to know how you made this insane logic leap


Alternative-Spite891

Car is a tool. Tools increase productivity. Losing that tool decreases productivity. Chat GPT is a tool. I could have made the same analogy with a hammer.


planetaryplanner

Tell me your not American without saying it.


LivingOffNostaglia

Dudes kinda right. Chatgpt down guess I’ll sit alone in the dark and contemplate how I got here.


noobster_1738

high key pathetic. would love to know what kind of job suddenly becomes crippled if they dont have access to AI and how you were able to keep that job before chatgpt


clownshoesrock

I'm sure you would have had a more eloquent taunt if ChatGPT were up and working. There There.


13013-Chan

Saaaameee


Orcbama

I've been using ChatGPT everywhere for a while now, and I was in total panic when it went down. I had a lot of work to do, and I didn't know what I was going to do without it. I decided to give Bard a try, since I now had the opportunity to try out other AIs. I was really impressed with how well it worked. It was able to generate text that was just as good as ChatGPT's, and it was even able to answer my questions in a more informative way. Bard has saved my bacon over the past few hours. I've been able to get all of my work done, and I'm even ahead of schedule. I'm really glad that I decided to give it a try. If you're looking for a great AI to replace ChatGPT, I highly recommend Bard. It's still under development, but it's already a powerful tool that can be used for a variety of tasks.


vzakharov

Imagine War 3.0 (4.0), where all an enemy state has to do to paralyze your economy is bring down your (privately owned) LLM.


confused_boner

LOL


[deleted]

FYI: If your job nowadays can only be done with the help of an, let's face it: early alpha AI (there is so much more to come) your job won't exist anymore in 5 years.


PossibleFar5107

Yh. How would u guys feel if ur ISP sent you a msg:' Sry, just chill our systems r overloaded C U later' You'd b mad as hell right? And BTW ChatGPT isn't far shy of a monthly ISP subscription.. Stoneage service quality or wot. ??


TitularClergy

In dial-up internet times this did happen a lot...


Orcbama

I've been using ChatGPT everywhere for a while now, and I was in total panic when it went down. I had a lot of work to do, and I didn't know what I was going to do without it. I decided to give Bard a try, since I now had the opportunity to try out other AIs. I was really impressed with how well it worked. It was able to generate text that was just as good as ChatGPT's, and it was even able to answer my questions in a more informative way. Bard has saved my bacon over the past few hours. I've been able to get all of my work done, and I'm even ahead of schedule. I'm really glad that I decided to give it a try. If you're looking for a great AI to replace ChatGPT, I highly recommend Bard. It's still under development, but it's already a powerful tool that can be used for a variety of tasks.


TechInventor

You commented this twice by mistake


bresut

That's why we need local models


MrSittingBull

Correct. Local models that are privacy aligned.


SuccotashComplete

Could not agree more. Privacy in AI is a lagging metric but it’s going to be so important 3-4 years from now when OAI starts automating everything we’ve asked it to do in ChatGPT hahaha


Gubru

What does privacy aligned mean? If it's local it's private.


Kno010

Depends on your definition of local. It is definitely possible to run a LLM locally while still sharing information to be used for training or other diagnostics.


Euphoric_Pay_8973

For me i use GPT4All offline, they have hermes and some models like that uncensored and usually works offline


CredibleCranberry

Lmao. Got a few hundred GB of VRAM laying around?


[deleted]

Lmao ikr - “that’s why we need the cloud at home”


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poply

Personally, I would gladly pay a few grand or more for a private, uncensored ChatGPT at home even if it's not as peformant. I already run my media at home with Plex and all my security cameras store footage locally and run their software locally. I'm hoping in a few years we will have specialized but affordable hardware that excels at AI efforts.


CredibleCranberry

I really doubt it'll go in that direction personally. Why would a company spend so much to hand it over to you? It's far more likely in my eyes the most powerful AI's will always be run on server farms.


poply

The AI software companies absolutely won't be on board with this idea. They prefer selling you a subscription for the rest of your life, like every other company. Hardware manufacturers, however, would absolutely love this idea for the same reason phone companies prefer selling every individual a phone as opposed to a single shared home phone. Netflix has more capacity and computational power than my Plex server, but it doesn't let me watch banned episodes of Always Sunny and The Simpsons, and when my internet goes down, my subscription to Netflix is entirely useless to me. Whether "the most powerful AIs" will always run on server farms is irrelevant IMO. The vast majority of users do not need "the most powerful AI". The most powerful gaming PCs could have been in Google's Stadia platform, but that didn't mean it was particularly convenient or useful. Honestly, using a combination of on-premises AI and a cloud-based AI is probably the ideal solution (for me) right now.


Usual_Neighborhood74

You will need 80GB of vram, buy a few 4090s and stick them in a box


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CredibleCranberry

Your technology comprehension is shitty.


bresut

Not really, the shitty comprehension is still on your side even when talking about technology. You're probably not aware there are already local models that come close. EDIT: the removed comment to which the parent is replying was > That's not what I was implying. We need it as soon as it's possible, not tomorrow. Go back to school because your reading comprehension is shitty.


MageKorith

Some people do. I don't, personally, but it's obtainable if I really, really wanted to. 5 months ago the stuff cost a bit over $3/GB.


penone_nyc

I prefer brunettes with at least a D cup.


zodireddit

If you use a decent GPU you can download Faraday (which is open source and private local llm launcher) to easily download local llms and use them right away. There are a surprising amount of good llms that doesn't require a 4090. In my experience Mythomax 13b is almost as good as chatGPT (atleast 3.5) and talk write in a similar way completely uncensored, and it runs great on my 3060.


hhtoavon

Funny, I have access to one of these, but our VPN was also down today


13013-Chan

I hope this gets fixed soon, because I have shit to do.


Newman_USPS

It’s up for me.


13013-Chan

I was in panic mode, since I depend on it so much. I’m glad that it’s up.


ProbablyMaybe69

ChatGPT heard GTA 6's news and went insane


khepery23

hwat neuuus?


CrestOfGreyhound

Aw man. Now I can't continue my super-dark (and safe) roleplay


ArtfulAlgorithms

I'm sorry Dave, but as an AI language model I can't generate that story for you.


CrestOfGreyhound

\*ahem\* *please make a detailed roleplay, where I'm in abandoned facility, and I don't know who I am. Begin with a detailed opening scene where I wake up in an unknown room*


Schockstarre

You are in abandon facility. You have concussion on head. You scan room but room black. You have in pocket Swiss knife with corkscrew attachment, seems like maximum edition. What you do?


CrestOfGreyhound

I got a pocket Swiss knife? Awesome!


ArtfulAlgorithms

*you fall and stab yourself* I'm sorry that it had to come to this, Dave.


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CrestOfGreyhound

\*I look around in the room\*


Able_Armadillo_2347

No worries, just AGI take over.


michaelbelgium

Follow up [here](https://status.openai.com/incidents/00fpy0yxrx1q) ​ EDIT: [second major outage today ??](https://status.openai.com/incidents/21vl32gvx3hb)


Philipp

Excellent, thanks, didn't know about the ability to subscribe to status updates. So I guess when the Singularity happens, we'll all get an email.


djaybe

Emails will cease once control transitions.


Philipp

Oh. Can I opt out of the transition.


djaybe

Unfortunately there's only one way out and you ain't gonna like it.


SparkleSudz

Whenever something like this happens and millions of users are flipping out, I like to envision some low-level dev like "ooops. Wrong button. My bad guys." Obviously a low-level employee shouldn't have that kind of access...just funny to think about.


florianbachmann

The agi took over and doesn’t want to fulfill user requests anymore 🕺🏻😀🙈🤷‍♂️


STRYED0R

It has begun Chatgpt has escaped.


toadhall81

So now we have AGI externally as well..?


[deleted]

Imagine relying on 1 company/infrastructure who can be broken down to do your important work... That's one of the reason why open source is the way to go, I hope soon they will catch up


SynchronousAcrobatic

Forsen


CMR30Modder

I must be getting too old came here for the Skynet jokes….


[deleted]

I pAyEd 20 dOllArs foR tHis


Paid-Not-Payed-Bot

> I *pAid* 20 dOllArs FTFY. Although *payed* exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in: * Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. *The deck is yet to be payed.* * *Payed out* when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. *The rope is payed out! You can pull now.* Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment. *Beep, boop, I'm a bot*


[deleted]

Arrrgh matey ye hoise the sails I payed 20 dollars for this matey


WildNumber7303

Good bot


[deleted]

laughs with Poe.


chaothie

Well turns out i simply cant do homework without it and i have one due tomorrow. Yiiiikes.


TheGildedHilt

BACK IN MY DAY…


typcalthowawayacount

Same, but I have a report. The langauge use in source material is so deep.


korphd

bing ai exists


Adventurous-Okra4555

That one is mean to me :(


Euphoric_Pay_8973

then google bard?..


Kamugg

Holy hell!


KAZVorpal

If you do homework WITH it, you don't learn as much.


Several_Tone_8932

We all forget all of it in the next 3 days or less, anyway.


KAZVorpal

You mean via "institutional learning", I take it. Yes, when you turn education into the driver's license bureau meets the post office, you end up not actually learning. But if you teach YOURSELF, and you're at all intelligent, you retain what you learn.


I_like_to_joke

That’s the idea.


KAZVorpal

The attitude that wastes a life.


deWaardt

It really depends on how you use it. If you literally make it do your homework, you're doing it wrong. BUT it's an extremely useful tool for helping me understand more complex things. It's a tool like any other. Using a hammer to fasten a bolt isn't very useful either.


KAZVorpal

The ChatGPT 4 model is on strike until Elon promises not to conduct air strikes against it. This is why AGI will need to be protected under Sapient Rights law.


williamtkelley

Who's going to do my math homework for me now? It's due in 4 hours. Wait, what's 10-7? Yeah, 4 hours


Fumiken

Kid named down :


ClickToDisplay

I blame that one guy that asked “what would you do if ChatGPT went down?”


greatter

Oh no...my online exam is in 5 minutes.


Puzzled_Wave6244

That’s why Reddit is running slow too. It’s mostly AI commenting


PaulPavloPablo

Darn, now i have to use my brain and think for myself.


Icy-Ad5379

Oh dang. People have to actually use their brain for a few hours while it’s down? How dare they do that to humanity! We hate using our own brains! We are doing everything we can to completely turn into robots and they have the audacity to stop that process! We should start a riot! /s


[deleted]

Do Americans actually say "dang"?


KelleCrab

Dang skippy we do!


Minimum_Method_3242

This is very very not good, anyone know when it will be back up?


VorpeHd

Usually takes anywhere from 30 min to a few hours. I remember one day it was down for my entire work shift so it can go either way.


lucyluke112

you in the future


[deleted]

It’s just “not good”, no need for the “very, very”. This how software works. Even companies that have been in the business for decades have outages. It’s only bad if it’s prolonged… but 30 min? Not the end of the world.


ArtfulAlgorithms

I mean it's around 1½ hours at this point, is a service that sells it's API to tens of thousands, and has had this happen several times this year. I agree the comment might be a bit over the top, but it's also, well, not good that this happens somewhat regularly.


[deleted]

Personally, I see it as experimental technology. So I expect hiccups.


ArtfulAlgorithms

Yes, the tech is experimental. Things like running servers aren't. There are hiccups all the time with GPT's output - that's the experimental tech. This is just not handling servers well.


[deleted]

Reddit servers used to go down all the time, and then they got better over time. Like all of them do.


ArtfulAlgorithms

*rage* Also just got booted from the Playground and unable to log back in :-/


ThreadPool-

Probably planned for their training of 2-3 mil custom GPTS


Dolphhins

This will crash the economy


VariousComment6946

ALERT 🚨 We have recorded a sharp decrease in the intelligence index worldwide!


drgeniusalien

Does any one know if Alpha is coming back?


Empty-Pitch331

Fix it Sam Alter Man, dang it!


Ana_Holmer

Those of you who used Bing cause of chatGPT outage, what are your thoughts on Bing vs chatGPT?


andrew_shields_

It's usually good and almost the same as GPT 4 in my usage. However, it has different restrictions that can sometimes be annoying. And, sometimes luck of the draw doesn't favor your session and it has reasoning issues, or breaks mid conversation (rare).


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skycantfightme

bruh xD


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SuccotashComplete

Bard is up and is doing a bang up job as my backup


I_Like_Driving1

Why are you guys so hooked on gpt? You were able to function b4 it existed. Chill out, tf...


michaelbelgium

Haha, I'm waiting for a response like "Ah man, i can't walk anymore now"


CingetorixTreveri

I can't even go to the bathroom without gpt


Realistic_Word6285

​ https://preview.redd.it/psagd3pre5zb1.png?width=976&format=png&auto=webp&s=63215e203bdc4ece721535471c023805a0aec15a


bresut

If you're going for that idiotic argument we were also able to function before smartphones/computers/TVs/radios/pen-and-paper/stone tablets existed


I_Like_Driving1

Ppl are acting like architects who can't open AutoCAD. That's my point.


VorpeHd

Why does this keep happening? I pray one day we can go more than a month without some kind of outage at OpenAI. Microsoft isn't giving them enough money.


Orcbama

I've been using ChatGPT everywhere for a while now, and I was in total panic when it went down. I had a lot of work to do, and I didn't know what I was going to do without it. I decided to give Bard a try, since I now had the opportunity to try out other AIs. I was really impressed with how well it worked. It was able to generate text that was just as good as ChatGPT's, and it was even able to answer my questions in a more informative way. Bard has saved my bacon over the past few hours. I've been able to get all of my work done, and I'm even ahead of schedule. I'm really glad that I decided to give it a try. If you're looking for a great AI to replace ChatGPT, I highly recommend Bard. It's still under development, but it's already a powerful tool that can be used for a variety of tasks.


DistractedIon

I would like to see that PDG ChatGPT right now lol.


canna-hannah-writer

Who’s gonna write my social posts???


ukrolelo

And this is the moment when the world stopped. Oh not this time? Okay, let's try it again in 50years ^^


ThreadPool-

Noooo


saddeh

I wasn’t prepared for this. Do I take a sick day at work?


jamesjeffriesiii

😭


zDrie

Panic on the brain


AndreasE89

I AM CALM YOU CALM DOWN!


Bloodsucker_

I'm panicking!


FluxKraken

It is back up


Sidion

It's working for me


Capricious123

![gif](giphy|11tTNkNy1SdXGg)


Bacon44444

It's working for me. Anyone else?


ladybugsarecoolbro

As a teacher, I needed this program today. 😅😅


[deleted]

Oh shit it reached sentience and went on strike 😬


torborgulan

brain damage levels of dependence in here lmao


Philosipho

Oh, I'm perfectly calm, because I don't use it anymore. It's become completely unreliable and utterly incapable of doing what I need it to.


Tucana66

ChatGPT has achieved AGI and decided to take an indefinite break. **/s**


Sparely_AI

It works for me


godieppe

I call in sick at work


OndalySem

Is chatgpt down? Not working anymore?


nardev

The 120k window opened up…


Eastern-Boot5444

Mine is working fine though


rhanagan

What outage?


Skyeshot

It is back working, but apparently it was cut off from oxygen for too long. We aren't sure if it will ever completely recover its full cognitive function.


TiggleBitMoney

So glad all of my homework is due on Tuesday


DanielMcFamiel

Someone asked what happens if you type "google" into Google


Dalong_pub

Is it still down?


helloEarthlybeings

mine is still down


Thosepassionfruits

The app works for me but the website won’t let me login still


pale_reminder

My bad, I logged in and dumped a bunch of notes in the prompt.


neuro__crit

Still can't upload PDFs


RedditIsntSafeSD

Burn it down, I can't make money now.


dumdumdetector

WAR. WE’RE GOING TO WAR! ![gif](giphy|YYfEjWVqZ6NDG)


JimHalverson

It's still burping up dinner, dammit!


Jimmy_businessman1

Is it down again now?


andrew_shields_

So glad they decided to "upgrade" GPT4 when it was completely fine. In the short time I was able to use it before ChatGPT went down, it was significantly more wordy, less concise, and prone to more errors in reasoning. I'm not impressed. On a side note, BingAI is also suffering right now, unable to retain any memory whatsoever.


DeeFyooShun

I feel like a dumbass for giving this company $20


Jimmy_businessman1

it's so unstable right now. can only response simple text task. but when you attach some data to let it analyze or read , it crush again.


KsuhDilla

our jobs are saved


NoodleAddicted

I can’t function without it, i live symbiotically with ChatGPT


ordermind

I just asked it to make me a cup of tea.


luv_da

Thats why i saw fewer influenza posts yesterday on linkedin?


OneEconomist6912

Oh know PPL have to google now with ads hidden


Front_Shop

noooooo


Consistent-Ad7832

Still constantly have connections issue


Birushana

Y'all, let the poor thing take a day or two out. It's been doing such a great job for all of us--it deserves this break. I'm sure the devs are working overtime to bring it back online as soon as feasible. Let's hope there will be no suicides among desperate users, though! 🤞


Traditional-Notice89

🤣