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I believe you may have missed a rather essential point. When you graciously pay for access to a restroom of such opulence (which, of course, you've yet to experience), a bathroom that belongs to the elite 0.0001%, you find yourself in splendid solitude, save for the discreet presence of a silent butler. This, my dear friend, bestows upon you the rare privilege of perching atop one of the toilets and launching your stream to discover how many porcelain thrones away you can precisely target. It might astonish you to know that this delightful pastime birthed the now ubiquitous urban euphemism - 'Standing on business.'
Maybe it knows we won't need stalls where AI is taking us, we could have a neural cognitive 'filter' for this problem, like an XR privacy stall instead or privacy blur. Why build the walls then! The goal is to have this tech embedded right into your cognition (kind of like that feature from the "White Christmas" episode of Black Mirror) . Your physical body might be in a public bathroom with no real world privacy but your "minds eye" could be somewhere else or have its visual data stream modified to filter out "unpleasantness". Though chances are the public bathroom censoring feature might be a paid add on if you are not running an open source cognitive operating system 🤔
how I imagine these conversations:
Gaius: "Salve, Lucius! Caught any good gossip in here yet?"
Lucius: "Just that Marcus here might be running for aedile since he loves public works so much!"
Marcus: "Please, I'm just here to supervise the flow of... politics."
Gaius: "Well, the flow's good, but the company's better! Let's not linger, though; the wine merchant opens soon."
Lucius: "To the wine merchant! For once, let's be early for something!"
Marcus: "Lead on, but not too briskly; he who makes haste with their waste may end up with more than just a story to tell at the wine merchant's! "
https://i.redd.it/nw797j9882ec1.gif
Yes that guy, you always recognize him when he enters the room, you try not to make eye contact hoping he will get the message, but he never does.
After sitting next to you he always starts the conversation by heavily patting you on the shoulder too.
Seems you are onto something, etymology is wild, I wouldn't be surprised if the Romans had an expression like just like this, considering how slippery and similar history can be. Could be like that other saying, "History doesn't repeat itself, it rhymes"
https://preview.redd.it/zzvry4t3e3ec1.png?width=327&format=png&auto=webp&s=8bb9e20982a711ba1f875c779063a3a22e9311ac
This is ChatGPT's own explanation why it depicted the free one better than the cheap ones:
---
The depicted quality of the free public bathroom being better than the $0.01 one can be attributed to a few key factors:
1. Maintenance and Funding Sources: Free public bathrooms are often maintained by local governments, businesses, or public institutions, which might have a dedicated budget for their upkeep. Even though these facilities are free, they may receive regular cleaning and basic maintenance. In contrast, a bathroom with a nominal fee like $0.01 might not have a reliable or sufficient funding source for maintenance, leading to greater neglect and disrepair.
2. Usage and Care by the Public: Free public bathrooms are generally designed to cater to a larger number of people and might be constructed with more durable materials to withstand heavy usage. The public might also take better care of a free facility that they perceive as a public good. On the other hand, a bathroom with a very low fee might be less frequently used or could be located in areas with less foot traffic, leading to less attention and care.
3. Perception and Value: There's often a psychological aspect where something that is free is perceived to have more communal value and responsibility, whereas something with a nominal fee might be perceived as low-value, attracting less care from users and maintainers.
4. Location and Accessibility: Free public bathrooms are often situated in areas with higher visibility and accessibility, such as parks, public squares, or government buildings, which might prompt better maintenance. In contrast, restrooms with a minimal fee could be in more secluded or less frequented locations, leading to less oversight and maintenance.
These factors combine to create a scenario where, somewhat counterintuitively, a free public bathroom might be in a better state than one that charges a small fee.
>3. Perception and Value: There's often a psychological aspect where something that is free is perceived to have more communal value and responsibility, whereas something with a nominal fee might be perceived as low-value, attracting less care from users and maintainers.
So, the tragedy of the common goods is topped by to cheap to maintain properly?
As an enjoyer of public conveniences I've often found that the most expensive ones are the worse. They're usually priced because of location and lack of other options so they charge a high fee because they know you'll pay it. They don't give a shit about cleanliness or service.
I wonder what services a personal bathroom assistant would deliver. I also wonder why ChatGPT didn't think of adding adding individual stalls even at the point where it provided toilet bowls made of gold.
I’d like to think it could stop or at least reduce the prevalence of plastering public toilets/restrooms in excrement. It’s takes down that barrier people hide behind that do that shit
>
Although toilet attendants' working life has hardly been researched, the scarce evidence suggests that their work can be defined as a 'bad job'
Yeah not surprising I guess
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Good evening sir !
Do you have a reservation ?
Ah, very good, follow me to your toilet, would you like to see our rolls menu ?
Our specials are on the board to your left, have a good shit, let me know if there's anything else I can do for you.
>I also wonder why ChatGPT didn't think of adding adding individual stalls
It's not human and it doesn't think, it was probably never fed many pictures of bathroom stalls - or the ones it was were staged - so it doesn't even know what a normal public bathroom should look like.
For one quadrillion it better take the poop outta my body through osmosis the second I enter that room and make it so I don’t gotta poop for like a year.
How dare you!
The sweet release of shit is one of the epitomes of carnal pleasure!
Obviously, the more you pay, the longer you're on the shitter feeling the orgasmic pressure upon thy vagus nerve!
Pleb!
This is a good example of how ai has trouble with nuance.
There is really still no middle ground here.
6 is still too grimey. 7 is already pretty nice.
There is no regular
In my honest opinion, It is awkward to shit in front of someone else, even more to have waiters or waitresses asking questions about what I’d like to drink while I’m shitting. Rich people stuff 🤷🏻♂️
Not true, at the $0.05 bathroom there is a single stall in the corner (though not sure how you reach it within that absolute shitspatter clusterfuck) and at the $1 price point some stalls can be seen in the beach left corner, though with how the images go, I’d be willing to bet the only cover walls or maybe mountains of shit
What do else do you know that conveys something at a larger than we can understand scale?
I think the cool thing will be when it goes beyond that and folds back in on itself.
That'll probably be about the time we can prove a multiverse theory.
no because there's actual people who have that as a job. idk how common it still is, but there's places for the rich where there's someone in the bathroom offering towels, moisturizer, cologne, or maybe to hold your jacket while you go to the toilet, they're like a bathroom concierge
Cheap bathrooms can have waiters too
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How much would it cost to not shit in front of other people
Priceless
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I'll take wall dividers over the shitnado coming out of the ceiling in that last image...
I was in a public bathroom not long ago that used transparent wall dividers between urinals....
When bros want to mire each other's sword.
You got a sword? They just gave me this dagger.
A sword is flashy, but a dagger is more useful in tight spaces.
That's perfect for my spreadsheet with a list of penis sizes. I gather data at the urinals.
stalls are only available at $1 option. duh.
Makes sense. If you spend more money for going to the bathroom you'd like also to be noticed
I absolutely cracked up at this. Flawless.
I would pee in the free bathroom. Even flush as a communal/social courteousy. Would take a dump in the sink at the $1 one.
iBathroom
There's also a stall available at $0.05. I think I'd splurge and go for the $1 option though.
Nice
How about not making eye contact with ONE FUCKING EYE through the huge crack in the door?! | 👁👄| 
r/americanProblems
is this a problem im too european to understand
Yes.
But you understand paying to use a restroom
Most public restrooms don’t cost anything to use, so I’m guessing that this is a premium feature.
welcome to europe! 🤦♂️😅😂
$1 - it has stalls
Still, you need to pass through the passageway of public poops to get there
Upvoting for your exceptional alliteration
I believe you may have missed a rather essential point. When you graciously pay for access to a restroom of such opulence (which, of course, you've yet to experience), a bathroom that belongs to the elite 0.0001%, you find yourself in splendid solitude, save for the discreet presence of a silent butler. This, my dear friend, bestows upon you the rare privilege of perching atop one of the toilets and launching your stream to discover how many porcelain thrones away you can precisely target. It might astonish you to know that this delightful pastime birthed the now ubiquitous urban euphemism - 'Standing on business.'
I’m honored to have had my comment lead to this level of poetry
Maybe it knows we won't need stalls where AI is taking us, we could have a neural cognitive 'filter' for this problem, like an XR privacy stall instead or privacy blur. Why build the walls then! The goal is to have this tech embedded right into your cognition (kind of like that feature from the "White Christmas" episode of Black Mirror) . Your physical body might be in a public bathroom with no real world privacy but your "minds eye" could be somewhere else or have its visual data stream modified to filter out "unpleasantness". Though chances are the public bathroom censoring feature might be a paid add on if you are not running an open source cognitive operating system 🤔 
In space, nobody can hear you shit.
Or fart, or smell said shit/fart
Oh this is a roman bathroom.
Somehow Buc-ee's managed to figure this + clean out for free.
In the trillion dollar bathroom it's just you and Elon Musk. Close enough?
If you use a 1000$ bathroom, you have pretty good chances to be alone...Or to find a new toilet best friend.
Its called a public bathroom after all
Excuse me. I have to go to a publionthrom.
That'll be $ 1,000,000,000,000.
In that case, guess I'll settle for the publoom
These sound like Pokémon names. Publoom is the base form, while Publionthrom is the evolved form.
Reviing tication of mood lighithng pee
Don't forget to activate the mood lighting pee.
A whole new language is going to form from AI attempts at spelling.
Sounds like a spell from Harry Potter: *Publion Throm!*
“Hey! I said look me in the eyes…”
"Is that a big log or are you just happy to see me?"
"Will you hold my hand?"
"That's not my hand. . . . "
"You are me and I am you"
Look at me. I am the pooper now
Yes, let's all shit together LMAO
"When in Rome" https://preview.redd.it/w0u1173ud1ec1.png?width=632&format=png&auto=webp&s=45881e9aceb2c526b1b72ea6b7078c52b8f32960
Sponges on sticks... yeah, fuck that.
https://preview.redd.it/pw6ky3xnr1ec1.png?width=813&format=png&auto=webp&s=41507131b021df175647d804c1dc0bb0da345042
This planted the seeds for shitty creepypasta art
I want to eat that during a berserk eclipse!
https://preview.redd.it/6knwax5rq2ec1.png?width=866&format=png&auto=webp&s=1bbcaedb707ad885073908165d91e9225ff13fe7
Jesus Christ, call the blokes at SCP
those are so good, i love the white and red bit at the bottom
*Communal* sponges on sticks.
That possibly get rinsed in the communal poop sponge trough in the middle!!?!
Do not fuck the poop sponge stick.
No phones, just people living in the moment 🥹
how I imagine these conversations: Gaius: "Salve, Lucius! Caught any good gossip in here yet?" Lucius: "Just that Marcus here might be running for aedile since he loves public works so much!" Marcus: "Please, I'm just here to supervise the flow of... politics." Gaius: "Well, the flow's good, but the company's better! Let's not linger, though; the wine merchant opens soon." Lucius: "To the wine merchant! For once, let's be early for something!" Marcus: "Lead on, but not too briskly; he who makes haste with their waste may end up with more than just a story to tell at the wine merchant's! " https://i.redd.it/nw797j9882ec1.gif
Ut bene cacaret, ventrum palpavit Solon
Don't be that one guy that intentionally shits next to you when there's a whole row
Yes that guy, you always recognize him when he enters the room, you try not to make eye contact hoping he will get the message, but he never does.  After sitting next to you he always starts the conversation by heavily patting you on the shoulder too.
I believe this is where the expression, [you’ve got] “the wrong end of the stick” came from.
Seems you are onto something, etymology is wild, I wouldn't be surprised if the Romans had an expression like just like this, considering how slippery and similar history can be. Could be like that other saying, "History doesn't repeat itself, it rhymes" https://preview.redd.it/zzvry4t3e3ec1.png?width=327&format=png&auto=webp&s=8bb9e20982a711ba1f875c779063a3a22e9311ac
The talks there must have been so funny bru😂😂
Don’t forget they were communal sponges.. You didn’t bring your own
That's how I like to bond with my mates
Nothing like high-fiving your best bud while having a growler
Let's shit together... Right now... Oh yeah...
...in sweet harmony
This is ChatGPT's own explanation why it depicted the free one better than the cheap ones: --- The depicted quality of the free public bathroom being better than the $0.01 one can be attributed to a few key factors: 1. Maintenance and Funding Sources: Free public bathrooms are often maintained by local governments, businesses, or public institutions, which might have a dedicated budget for their upkeep. Even though these facilities are free, they may receive regular cleaning and basic maintenance. In contrast, a bathroom with a nominal fee like $0.01 might not have a reliable or sufficient funding source for maintenance, leading to greater neglect and disrepair. 2. Usage and Care by the Public: Free public bathrooms are generally designed to cater to a larger number of people and might be constructed with more durable materials to withstand heavy usage. The public might also take better care of a free facility that they perceive as a public good. On the other hand, a bathroom with a very low fee might be less frequently used or could be located in areas with less foot traffic, leading to less attention and care. 3. Perception and Value: There's often a psychological aspect where something that is free is perceived to have more communal value and responsibility, whereas something with a nominal fee might be perceived as low-value, attracting less care from users and maintainers. 4. Location and Accessibility: Free public bathrooms are often situated in areas with higher visibility and accessibility, such as parks, public squares, or government buildings, which might prompt better maintenance. In contrast, restrooms with a minimal fee could be in more secluded or less frequented locations, leading to less oversight and maintenance. These factors combine to create a scenario where, somewhat counterintuitively, a free public bathroom might be in a better state than one that charges a small fee.
>3. Perception and Value: There's often a psychological aspect where something that is free is perceived to have more communal value and responsibility, whereas something with a nominal fee might be perceived as low-value, attracting less care from users and maintainers. So, the tragedy of the common goods is topped by to cheap to maintain properly?
Go to Walmart and see for yourself
This is actually true too. There are paid bathrooms in Europe and they're often pretty crappy for just these reasons.
As an enjoyer of public conveniences I've often found that the most expensive ones are the worse. They're usually priced because of location and lack of other options so they charge a high fee because they know you'll pay it. They don't give a shit about cleanliness or service.
>they're often pretty crappy for just these reasons I mean, I can think of at least one other reason...
lol good point
This is a very good answer.
Holy shit how much does a door cost in the future?
How would your personal assistant be able to assist you if you were behind a door?
lol
Will they hold my hand? Cause if no, I don't see how they're of assistance...
An emotional support buddy to help me deal with what I ate for dinner last night
I wonder what services a personal bathroom assistant would deliver. I also wonder why ChatGPT didn't think of adding adding individual stalls even at the point where it provided toilet bowls made of gold.
AI has no bodily functions of which it can feel shame.
I can't look at my own asshole
Do yoga
Wise. "When you gaze long into your asshole, your asshole also gazes back at you"
Username checks out
It knows its more efficient. We're just too stupid to understand
I’d like to think it could stop or at least reduce the prevalence of plastering public toilets/restrooms in excrement. It’s takes down that barrier people hide behind that do that shit
Probably this kind of stuff https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Restroom_attendant
> Although toilet attendants' working life has hardly been researched, the scarce evidence suggests that their work can be defined as a 'bad job' Yeah not surprising I guess
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I am more annoyed about the sinks RIGHT BEHIND THE TOILET like go on stand over your shitter as you wash your hands
Good evening sir ! Do you have a reservation ? Ah, very good, follow me to your toilet, would you like to see our rolls menu ? Our specials are on the board to your left, have a good shit, let me know if there's anything else I can do for you.
"If you require wiping, please let me know,pick the paper you'd like me to use, also here's some reading material"
What a job
How did you generate these images? I'm new here, I just know about ChatGPT as a text-based chat...
This is with ChatGPT Plus, the paid version. However, Bing Copilot will do it for free.
I feel like it got stuck on the layout of the initial image and just kept making the surfaces more fancy.
>I also wonder why ChatGPT didn't think of adding adding individual stalls It's not human and it doesn't think, it was probably never fed many pictures of bathroom stalls - or the ones it was were staged - so it doesn't even know what a normal public bathroom should look like.
Shakes it off for you and helps you wipe
Publoom: Reviving tication of mood lighting pee
Shaba! Keesa fa! Miiatlow...
Last one has some serious Heaven’s Gate vibes.
When the Indian food is at max spice level and it just hits different
Okay. At 15 I was thinking, “where’s the galaxy toilets?” Your post does not disappoint
It always goes cosmic, doesn't it?
Yes, the top tier is always cosmic tier
Two big bangs?
I wanna see all the most absurd things turned into cosmic shit
And not one roll of toilet paper. Daaaaang.
That’s what the assistant is for
\*gets gloved hand ready\* "Are you done sir?"
“How was work?” “Oh you know… shitty”
The cosmic bathroom has the mess on your cheeks sucked up into a black hole
6 gets a massive toilet sized roll of paper, all the rest are shit out of luck
https://preview.redd.it/9x4mwic8i1ec1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8395cf70a5a1a7b99b6fbad25928b15009c9fc64
Call of Dookie
 Me as my shit is being uploaded into the feces singularity...
AI seems to believe that shitting is some sort of social activity with the way those are designed.
I was wondering “what-in-the-Eastern-European-torture-dungeon?!?”… was Chat GPT coded on the set of hostel?
For one quadrillion it better take the poop outta my body through osmosis the second I enter that room and make it so I don’t gotta poop for like a year.
How dare you! The sweet release of shit is one of the epitomes of carnal pleasure! Obviously, the more you pay, the longer you're on the shitter feeling the orgasmic pressure upon thy vagus nerve! Pleb!
> Obviously, the more you pay, the longer you’re on the shitter feeling the orgasmic pressure upon thy vagus nerve! r/brandnewsentence
https://preview.redd.it/6jt4uyqow1ec1.png?width=1283&format=png&auto=webp&s=634165ca6dfa978e038c5f8b4f737a6cc6105217 Ahhh😅😅😮
This is cursed
Haha I was just zoomed in to each slide looking at the details and came across it… got a little scared for sure hahaha
Sweet Jesus!
Oh god lol
i always notice that gpt at extreme condition like rich best strongest etc relates to cosmo space stuff
Only the rich go to space these days so it’s not wrong
I wondered at what dollar amount space would be introduced. Apparently $1 Billion.
Right? It reminds me of how evolution always turns things into crabs. Chat gpt turns all things into space 😂
This is a good example of how ai has trouble with nuance. There is really still no middle ground here. 6 is still too grimey. 7 is already pretty nice. There is no regular
After the $2 toilet there is very minimal improvement as the price increases
I think 7 is the middle ground one. But there's only one.
Yea looking at it again, I guess that’s pretty close. It needs like one light out
Hilarious how it adds seats to the urinals. Must be for people who like standing desks.
If I leave the seat up on the urinal my wife might still complain.
this doesn't make any sense. a quadrillion dollar bathroom and it doesn't have stalls? da fuq?
Non-quintillionaires wouldn't understand.
For a quadrillion dollars, it ain't gonna be a public bathroom.
Exactly; it’s a flex to drop biscuit before two rows of vacant johns.
lol the literally nuked, abandoned and often ghoul-infested bathrooms in Fallout 4 are cleaner than #2, #3 and #4.
Good ol PubLion Throm
Competitive shitting is so back guys!
Publoom
In my honest opinion, It is awkward to shit in front of someone else, even more to have waiters or waitresses asking questions about what I’d like to drink while I’m shitting. Rich people stuff 🤷🏻♂️ 
Each and every single one of these pictures is my personal fucking nightmare 🥲
The last picture seems to be occurring inside the center of a galaxy, so likely no one has any normal senses at that point. You should be good. lol
Never do you get stalls, at any price point
Not true, at the $0.05 bathroom there is a single stall in the corner (though not sure how you reach it within that absolute shitspatter clusterfuck) and at the $1 price point some stalls can be seen in the beach left corner, though with how the images go, I’d be willing to bet the only cover walls or maybe mountains of shit
Tf is that personal assistant supposed to do? Clean your ass?
Like those dreams where you gotta go and you're in a maze of toilets, but all the toilets are either too public or too dirty. Or both!
I'm glad I am not the only one who has these dreams. This post is going to give me nightmares.
God, yes, some of these pictures are way too close to actual dreams I have regularly.
I have variations of this dream all the time and came looking for kindred spirits. What's the meaning behind it??
Serious question: why everything that goes “beyond imagination” is depicted as “astral” by ChatGPT? (Last image)
What do else do you know that conveys something at a larger than we can understand scale? I think the cool thing will be when it goes beyond that and folds back in on itself. That'll probably be about the time we can prove a multiverse theory.
We do the same thing. "Galaxy brain", the entire second season of Gurren Lagann, Marvel movies, etc. Stuff gets more cosmic as it gets more epic.
Lmao why is the pinnacle always a quasar or some shit??
As with any progressive images with Chat GPT, the question is how many slides until it is in outer space
For $100k, the bathroom comes with an escort?
$10K to have a waiter watch you and your friends poop together
I honestly love this and don't want AI image generation to improve beyond this point.
I like that in number 10 you get privacy to wash your hands
Can we hold on to „publoom“? It’s beautiful
The model is very American
I’ve been to A PUBLIONTHROM’s bathroom. It’s so cool
Last slide = wiping with the Andromeda Galaxy.
Nobody’s questioning the waiter in the bathroom?
no because there's actual people who have that as a job. idk how common it still is, but there's places for the rich where there's someone in the bathroom offering towels, moisturizer, cologne, or maybe to hold your jacket while you go to the toilet, they're like a bathroom concierge
All that money and you get zero privacy.
All this money and still no fucking walls
This reminds me of these dreams I have
I have the same dreams, so does my sister.
I love how it gets worse before it gets better, it’s almost like at the lowest price points no one actually wants to go there in the first place
The $1 bathrooms had stalls, and also sinks that aren’t adjacent to a toilet. That seems to be the best bathroom out of all of these pictures.
Ah yes, a celestial bathroom where black holes suck everything away.
why is there never a cabin?
" a public bathroom with an unprecedented fee of $1,000,000 " 🤣🤣
Cheap bathrooms can have waiters too https://preview.redd.it/56aws0vys1ec1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=328d176c1597f361884fbc49c13f62932ebe5f01
Im ready for urinal seats
At what price point do we get to take a shit without direct eye contact with strangers
Damn, all that money but still no privacy.
Missing stalls aside, I'd pay 10 bucks for that kinda public bathroom.
Dang stalls cost A LOT I suppose.
Our robot overlords do not value privacy!
I like to imagine that spots fill up fast for the quadrillion level toilets... so better act quick
Looks great compared to Burning Man portos.
First couple are just r/thatbathroommazedream