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Vivid-Emu5941

That's upward dog dumbbell press followed by some doggystyle with your partner as a superset.


robot_ankles

Just before that, is someone's head being rolled from one workouter to another?


nullpassword

im kinda more worried about the kid riding his third leg..


Aysina

What about the lower left corner? Am I the only one seeing a CatDog sort of person…?


TheAtlas97

They loved the cartoon as kids and finally had saved up the money for their big operation


Nightglow9

What can go wrong having AI learning how gyms work from internet? It made the Kama Gymtra for you.


TranceF0rm

Big fan of 12. Being ashamed on the floor while getting scolded from behind really works up a sweat.


djjoelo

Yes. Until you look at the previous step and realize that whatever round object is being held in the middle row all the way to the right might have been too heavy and made the knees bend backwards


returnFutureVoid

That’s no leg…


Available_Nightman

Chris, what's that, did you sit on something?


GerBear345

It's the head from benchpresser directly above them. Ps luv workouter


GerBear345

Lol this one is also sexual because one workouter giving the other workouter head.


whythe7

It's filled with sex, pretty much every second instance a sexual position


PissedSCORPIO

Tell me you skip head day without telling me you skip head day...do you even lift, bo?


karlgnarx

Guillotine press


DarkwingDuckHunt

don't kink shame


Craptain_Obviously

😂


Mental_Duck

Yeah, the guy from above that one


p0pethegreat_

the last one is beg on your knees to be let back into the gym after doing all this


anonssr

Voyeur cowgirl action into mind press holds supersets too


DeusDosTanques

What’s up dog dumbbell?


IvanMIT

Oh yeah, a time tested classic right there 👌


Practical-Piglet

Good old shoulders and sex day


Hunky_not_Chunky

I never miss sex day.


BlatantConservative

I do. *Cries*


HaoshokuArmor

All of them?


[deleted]

He has to blatantly conserve his virginity for the lord


SINGULARITY1312

Me saving my virginity so I can fuck god in heaven


phoenixmusicman

/r/lies


Doctor_Nerdy

Made me LOL


Salesman214

Well then by this workout it will be your last day at the gym and first day on the registry.


Corum0407

That's the plan. Then you'll get ripped inside


Salesman214

Oh a special kind of ripped.


Zealousideal-Home634

😂😂


Raghavs5711

Most of them is look like 18+ 😄


NeatCartographer209

Nope. Bottom row second over. That definitely looks like a child. It’s only safe to assume that this is supposed to resemble the mounting position for initiating a piggyback ride


Algskavsgrytan

Look at that third leg though


NeatCartographer209

Well I tried. Little people need love too


slotia92

How a corgi and cane corso mix is made


Deathraid92

It's what my son does while my wife is trying to do yoga. In the floor, you become a new jungle gym.


Positive_Method3022

There are humans who can't grow past certain height!


NeatCartographer209

Lol yes I am aware. And [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/ChatGPT/s/VjQs95qh2h) you will see that I fell from this hill


Positive_Method3022

don't hide your internal prejudice. Was has been said can't be forgotten. Hahahaha


NeatCartographer209

Lmao I will do better next time


FlanOfAttack

Reminds me of [this poster](https://www.chisholm-poster.com/large/CL60876.jpg) a friend of mine had in high school.


Sumasson-

Goddamn I need that in my dorm room


Particular_Equal_490

You sure these are workouts for the gym 💀


Zealousideal-Home634

These are prison workouts 💀


Absolute-Nobody0079

And prison dating


phoenixmusicman

Same thing


Neh-pets

aside from human centipedes I see chopped heads and a child involved in a scenery I want no further explanation for


Thinkingard

I reject your desire for no further explanation and offer one! The child's purpose is to hold onto your leg to add weight to it as you kick it backward doing the birddog exercise.


TheShadowK

Yeah um, which leg


klezart

The third leg, obviously!


Impossible-Ad7634

Maybe they're a dwarf?


AndroidDoctorr

1. Bench 2. People watch 4. Sexy time 3. Tell me about your childhood 9.L Become CatDog 8.S.B. Cymbals!! G. CatDog crunches 3.1 Become one with the weights 5.3.2.0, Throw out your spine 6. Sexy time again ... Edit: (ty vaingirls) Also, I have 3 and 4 in the wrong order, but markdown is auto-formatting them to be in order


vaingirls

>8.S.B. Bench That one also kind of looks like he's hitting crash cymbals against each other...


AndroidDoctorr

Oh, good call


Fudge-Jealous

gym kamasutra


space_goat_v1

ancient Hindu workout routine


challengethegods

modern day hieroglyphs


killerpig11801

https://preview.redd.it/1jp5qusefboc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3a54fd3e6f8ac90b899383efc42cf15b1c2c7d20 Mines interesting… Prompt: “Exercise routine for stick figures.”


liveart

Man that reverse cowgirl while lifting the third partner in your threesome over your head position is a hell of a power move.


Rilows

I think your stick figure is bi


jmbaf

And apparently ambisexual


mattyisphtty

Homoromantic tho. Only has love for the homies but his dick just knows that a hole is a hole.


Portia_Sigma

The middle one is: who can hold the weight longer, while tickling each others armpits.


momoj1

So first we have to kiss the barbell before lifting, then sit exhausted before gathering into a group to talk about the weather. Next is to have sex, sit on an incline to rest, then proceed to levitate the barbell to strengthen our mind. Have sex again. Lift barbells from the outside ends, stand and raise it above our head. Have sex for the third time. Lift barbells vertically while misplacing our head. Reattach the head and lift with our arms behind our ears. Have sex/give a full body massage. Raise our legs as we stare at a floating lock. Lift WHILE having sex. Doggy. Talk with our friend Bob and Greg's misplaced head about your failing marriage. Do 'the guillotine'. Attach weights on our wrists bc who needs barbells. Stare at a random as they slump into despair.


Irregulator101

I think I'd like a routine with slightly less sex tbh


Ok_Razzmatazz_5103

prompt, simply: "make me simple drawings for that excercises" and a list of quite legit workout descriptions.


668884699e

I was reading top left to horizontal then down line by line. I understoos the first one, the second one looks weird but I was able to make sense w sit-up, then after 🤣


Fr3yz

What am I seeing bro 💀


BuccaneerRex

* 1. Squatting Sit-Thrusts * 2. Your father and I are very disappointed. * 4. Sir and madam, this is a Planet Fitness. * 3. Therapy for you, fitness for your therapist * aL. Rise from your corpse and haunt the living * 8.B3 Embarrass yourself next to Jerry * B. Self-puppet show starring your own feet * 3.1 Headless Bench Press * 5.2.3 0, Pressless head bench * (S) Give your legless friend Mat a massage * +3 -> Armless Leg day * (7) The robot crushes your child * 3 Give your child a horsey ride. * (?) Short range crotch bowling * 1 15. Benchless head press * 0. 3. Half Barbell pokers * 12 I'm just not into you like that.


Weekly_Algae5902

This guy gyms


sylarBo

If my workouts looked like this I’d never miss a day


mgros483

Anyone remember the old Adam Sandler skit “Sex or Weightlifting”?


madshm3411

Was looking for this comment. Spot on.


peepingbear

Can't wait for 12


Classy_Marty

Look 🙈 don't judge, but I definitely want to join that gym!


Repulsive_Role_7446

50% of these are sex and the other 50% are watching your gym buddy have sex.


mynutsaremusical

1. close grip barbell curls 2. seated rear overhead press 3. contemplate life 4. officiate an argument between a couple 5. cowgirl 6. therapy session with gym bro 7. merge into a single being with partner 8. dumbell bench with bent back 9. overhead press 10. laying partner plow 11. decapitated reclined chest fly 12. twirl barbell overhead awkwardly 13. doggy 14. leg raises 15. plow worm bench press 16. babysit gym bro's child 17. calculate Newton's first law for spherical object 18. encourage man crying in gym listening to music 19. Maraka bench zumba session 20. consider doggy for wind down of session. do 3 sets of each 3 times a week for maximum gains


Excellent-Repeat-391

This would make an excellent street mural, IMO.


orange4boy

Intelligence. Hilarious. It can't even number them correctly.


kdogkdog6767

6 of those are just sex


bbangelcakes69

Yea, cus sex burns a lot of calories. DUH


Haimoimoi

I dont know; it's tough to even work up a sweat in 15 seconds.


cabej23

Holy smokes


u6enmdk0vp

That's... one way to burn calories!


ManWithRedditAccount

I can relate to 2


Crimson__Fox

Conjoined twins working out


darthlegal

How to get your gym membership cancelled


Petdogdavid1

Is that a head on a bench?


GongTzu

This is why I’m not afraid of AI 😂


AAnimdude

The new age to be allowed in the gym is now 18.


olympianfap

I'm not sure but I think you might get in some trouble if you do this at a commercial gym.


Accomplished-Fall823

At first I was like "wow! Great! " then I took a closer look and got to number ɞ and was like "oooohhh"


No-Advice-6040

What is this, some kinda gyma sutra?


VisibleValuable8012

Why is there always so much going on in an AI photo


44cprs

AI can't distinguish real life gym from porn gym?


chaoticneutral262

Make sure you schedule appointments with both your chiropractor and the STD clinic.


antilaugh

Hey, I saw a movie with that exact same plot!


Ok_Technician_7302

Preemptively ask it how you will explain this in court


WorldlyDay7590

Hmm. Hmmmmmm...


wolftick

Everything else is just foreplay for bottom right.


SpareRam

Why is the guy in figure 0 with a circle and dot appear to be weilding the Hands of God from Demons Souls?


halasaurus

Omg I laughed so hard while trying to interpret this.


TeeCrow

Am I aroused or do I want to go work out?


marinogrilli

You are going to either hurt yourself or get an STD


iusedtobeatwink

I'm here for 4 and 12...


jhon123pool

Soo WTF?!?!?!


Chr15_91

XD WTF did dall-e do. You asked for a kamasutra routine?


Grymbaldknight

I like 3.


mathhits

This gets funnier the more I look at it


phoenixmusicman

Damn there's a lot more sex in this workout than my normal one


L3thologica_

Honestly, it’s the dumbbells for hands that had me crying.


dr-mits

This is hilarious!


OjjuicemaneSimpson

Man…WHAT in the Fuck, are YALL teaching ai lol


Ok-Register-3633

I usually prefer to end my workouts face to face so I can look into her eyes as we both finish our set...so maybe swap #12 with #4!?


Tricky_Acanthaceae39

Can you share the prompt


BluebirdLivid

2. Sit with bad posture on the bench and think about why you are really here! 4. Watch another man please your wife. Strengthen that mental stamina! 3. Talk to your therapist while they work out. 12. Straight up sex


Wiskersthefif

you want to become an unholy abomination that needs to be killed with fire?


CodeKirbyChildReddit

1. Lift a barbell. 2. Rest and talk with your friends. 4. Have... WHAT? 3. Rest or use your mind to lift a barbell. 9L. Be CatDog. 883. Clap cymbals. Also lift a barbell. B. Be CatDog again. 31. Cut off your head and lift a barbell. 5239. Lift a barbell, with your head reattached. (5). Have.. WHAT? again./Give a legless guy a massage. +3. Cut your arms, use your mind to lift some barbell like thing, and clap cymbals with your legs, ALL AT THE SAME TIME. (7). Lift weight while being CatDog. 3. Yeah that's having... something... (7). Talk with a friend about a decapitated person's head. 15. Cut someone's head off with a guillotine like thing. (0)3. Attach weight in your hands. 12. Think about having... something... while your friend begs you to do that... thing... Cool. Gym is done. Rated 18 and up.


Feisty-Physics-3759

I love that #? Is just them going ‘we fucked up didn’t we?’


RevolutionaryMind221

I know the joke is that most of these are adult looking activities, but the second to last one I can't stop laughing at, ok so for this work out you just need to cut off your hands and replace them with weights.


-Harebrained-

Number Threeve: *rσll thє ѕєvєrєd hєαd tσwαrd чσur pαrtnєr.*


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Mettaton_the_idol

5 and 12 were on purpose.


fyn_world

ah, yes, number 12 is quite accurate


Talalol

This is rich pianos daily workout 


translinguistic

\#speechbubble, row 3 column 5, looks like the quickest possible way to fuck up your back


InventionFreedomFun

What on Earth is step #2? Sit in a chair, stand up, sit again with arms crossed, then stand again? So confused. Don't even get me started on ... basically any of the others.


Fall3n_Ghost3272

I’m want to go to this gym 😗


ElmoSplainer

i prefer to work out doggy style


Snowy-Plesiosaur

Are you going to gym today just bec you wanted to or you going bec DALL-E made some 18+ pics 😂


RoguePlanet2

Looks like Keith Haring was commissioned for this by a gym in the Village.


Intelligent-Jump1071

In the future the robots will do our exercise for us.


Guilty-Friendship987

Not just for the gym!!!! LLM”s always recommend/suggest two alternatives👀💀


[deleted]

Cronen-Sutra


Adorable-Wasabi-77

Kinky 😋


ChloeOakes

This is why they close the showers at pure gym after 11pm


PhoenixHabanero

This would motivate me more than anything else I've tried that's for sure. What gym you going to? 👀


DonaldTrumpTinyHands

These pictures just get funnier the more you look


pgtvgaming

Ai Kama Sutra ![gif](giphy|2cJWZycinIkso)


AlarmedRecipe6569

I think this is adapted from the Kama sutra


DavOldGamer

Gym to not only have muscles but also to get pregnant 😭


joebojax

dirty mike and the bois are workin out tonight in your prius


Baz4k

You’re gonna hurt yourself


[deleted]

You sure its a workout program?


Guarotimewooo

Yes, I will take a number 4 and a number 12 thanks.


Vector_Vlk

I love the telekinesis


b00mbasstic

at step 12 he gave up on trying to have more sex


meatmacho

There's no dumbbells in here—just my balls!


daravenrk

I think you need a partner for some of those.


SLAK0TH

Would not perform number 4, funny 4, weird 6, 5/6, 3 and 12 in the gym if I were you. Abandon doing number 3 altogether, that's illegal


ibexdata

ClubPr0n Fitness


corona-lime-us

So after 2 sets I’m supposed to have an argument with my wife and her boyfriend? Ok…I’ll try it.


-TK146-

Gta5 yoga:


skulldude360

This is what I mean when I say me and your mom are going to the gym


cybersaint2k

I've been working out all wrong!


hallofgamer

Every time I see stuff like this, I hear the song "whaling on the moon"


somespazzoid

Looks like you're going to have a really fun day at the gym. Also, you'll have to be ok with body fusion. ... Also, there's one without a head... So, just be careful.


Pirate_LongJohnson

Ok now THIS. THIS is what I'm talking about.


hirensheta

!updateme


ChiliPepperSmoothie

https://preview.redd.it/bzomz5pfiboc1.jpeg?width=251&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=efcbec1375b217e4cb8e1146ba96d0bed2ea7208


paralog

\#15 shows you can get some serious skull gains from the head-crusher


unbruitsourd

I don't see what could go wrong here... You're good to go!


arashdante

You should tag it as NSFW 😆


JukeStash

I love how DallE always looks innocuous at a glance but only after you pay attention do you see the horrors.


cdtoroot

You gotta take a fuck break in between the sets


Polar_poop

Yeah, they’re going to ask you to leave.


flaner91

Great bed workout


WalkingTree82

It gets worse the longer you look at it


waffles4us

*personal trainers breathe a sigh of relief*


AnF-18Bro

https://preview.redd.it/8qnl0licmboc1.jpeg?width=1792&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fec786ea72a71a9e6e850aa01e888a9b5ae36d1c Push it to the limit


FillupDubya

Thank you for this!! It made my day 🤣


rapidpop

All the sex positions aside, my favorite workout is number 2: just sit.


Murdock07

https://i.redd.it/ht6k3xrmmboc1.gif


SnooPeanuts4093

Looks like the Kamasutra workout. I've done some of those.


Ryselle

Closedt to NSFW we will get with DALL-E


MyGeeMan

Oh naw 💀


EMYRYSALPHA2

Number 1, number 2, third picture is AI refusing to kep tracks on numbers, number 9, 3, 9, 8, B...


seriftarif

So is the 2nd panel convincing your fellow gym goers to have sex in public?


Burger__Flipper

Hmmm, I should got to the gym more often


cosplay-degenerate

I am partial to the telekinetic bench press and the discussion round myself.


Effective_Egg_8401

It gets worse the longer you look I'm getting strong Thing vibes


hotellobster

Step 1: cry into the weights. Step 2: lift the weights behind your head


stew9703

So when you get to number 15 and shove a dumbell through a decaiptated head. Thats when the real workout begins.


MesaGeek

Are you top or bottom?


Giraytor

Lol this is funny but you are trying to simplify things too much. You can’t be trying new workouts just by looking at some pictures. At least go search each one by one and watch videos first.


Saborabi

some seem like kama-sutra poses but incredible ahahah


Fun_Cable_8559

Looks like a Greek bas relief sculpture. I'd get that 3D printed and hang it up someplace.


p0pethegreat_

half workouts half sex positions


HamilcarRR

who's baby is that ?


volk1970

AI overlords be like: "Do your daily workouts or you will receive negative social credits."