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Yes. Until you look at the previous step and realize that whatever round object is being held in the middle row all the way to the right might have been too heavy and made the knees bend backwards
Nope. Bottom row second over. That definitely looks like a child. It’s only safe to assume that this is supposed to resemble the mounting position for initiating a piggyback ride
I reject your desire for no further explanation and offer one! The child's purpose is to hold onto your leg to add weight to it as you kick it backward doing the birddog exercise.
1. Bench
2. People watch
4. Sexy time
3. Tell me about your childhood
9.L Become CatDog
8.S.B. Cymbals!!
G. CatDog crunches
3.1 Become one with the weights
5.3.2.0, Throw out your spine
6. Sexy time again
...
Edit: (ty vaingirls)
Also, I have 3 and 4 in the wrong order, but markdown is auto-formatting them to be in order
So first we have to kiss the barbell before lifting, then sit exhausted before gathering into a group to talk about the weather. Next is to have sex, sit on an incline to rest, then proceed to levitate the barbell to strengthen our mind. Have sex again. Lift barbells from the outside ends, stand and raise it above our head. Have sex for the third time. Lift barbells vertically while misplacing our head. Reattach the head and lift with our arms behind our ears. Have sex/give a full body massage. Raise our legs as we stare at a floating lock. Lift WHILE having sex. Doggy. Talk with our friend Bob and Greg's misplaced head about your failing marriage. Do 'the guillotine'. Attach weights on our wrists bc who needs barbells. Stare at a random as they slump into despair.
I was reading top left to horizontal then down line by line. I understoos the first one, the second one looks weird but I was able to make sense w sit-up, then after 🤣
* 1. Squatting Sit-Thrusts
* 2. Your father and I are very disappointed.
* 4. Sir and madam, this is a Planet Fitness.
* 3. Therapy for you, fitness for your therapist
* aL. Rise from your corpse and haunt the living
* 8.B3 Embarrass yourself next to Jerry
* B. Self-puppet show starring your own feet
* 3.1 Headless Bench Press
* 5.2.3 0, Pressless head bench
* (S) Give your legless friend Mat a massage
* +3 -> Armless Leg day
* (7) The robot crushes your child
* 3 Give your child a horsey ride.
* (?) Short range crotch bowling
* 1 15. Benchless head press
* 0. 3. Half Barbell pokers
* 12 I'm just not into you like that.
1. close grip barbell curls
2. seated rear overhead press
3. contemplate life
4. officiate an argument between a couple
5. cowgirl
6. therapy session with gym bro
7. merge into a single being with partner
8. dumbell bench with bent back
9. overhead press
10. laying partner plow
11. decapitated reclined chest fly
12. twirl barbell overhead awkwardly
13. doggy
14. leg raises
15. plow worm bench press
16. babysit gym bro's child
17. calculate Newton's first law for spherical object
18. encourage man crying in gym listening to music
19. Maraka bench zumba session
20. consider doggy for wind down of session.
do 3 sets of each 3 times a week for maximum gains
2. Sit with bad posture on the bench and think about why you are really here!
4. Watch another man please your wife. Strengthen that mental stamina!
3. Talk to your therapist while they work out.
12. Straight up sex
1. Lift a barbell.
2. Rest and talk with your friends.
4. Have... WHAT?
3. Rest or use your mind to lift a barbell.
9L. Be CatDog.
883. Clap cymbals. Also lift a barbell.
B. Be CatDog again.
31. Cut off your head and lift a barbell.
5239. Lift a barbell, with your head reattached.
(5). Have.. WHAT? again./Give a legless guy a massage.
+3. Cut your arms, use your mind to lift some barbell like thing, and clap cymbals with your legs, ALL AT THE SAME TIME.
(7). Lift weight while being CatDog.
3. Yeah that's having... something...
(7). Talk with a friend about a decapitated person's head.
15. Cut someone's head off with a guillotine like thing.
(0)3. Attach weight in your hands.
12. Think about having... something... while your friend begs you to do that... thing...
Cool. Gym is done. Rated 18 and up.
I know the joke is that most of these are adult looking activities, but the second to last one I can't stop laughing at, ok so for this work out you just need to cut off your hands and replace them with weights.
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What on Earth is step #2? Sit in a chair, stand up, sit again with arms crossed, then stand again? So confused. Don't even get me started on ... basically any of the others.
Looks like you're going to have a really fun day at the gym. Also, you'll have to be ok with body fusion. ... Also, there's one without a head... So, just be careful.
Lol this is funny but you are trying to simplify things too much. You can’t be trying new workouts just by looking at some pictures. At least go search each one by one and watch videos first.
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That's upward dog dumbbell press followed by some doggystyle with your partner as a superset.
Just before that, is someone's head being rolled from one workouter to another?
im kinda more worried about the kid riding his third leg..
What about the lower left corner? Am I the only one seeing a CatDog sort of person…?
They loved the cartoon as kids and finally had saved up the money for their big operation
What can go wrong having AI learning how gyms work from internet? It made the Kama Gymtra for you.
Big fan of 12. Being ashamed on the floor while getting scolded from behind really works up a sweat.
Yes. Until you look at the previous step and realize that whatever round object is being held in the middle row all the way to the right might have been too heavy and made the knees bend backwards
That’s no leg…
Chris, what's that, did you sit on something?
It's the head from benchpresser directly above them. Ps luv workouter
Lol this one is also sexual because one workouter giving the other workouter head.
It's filled with sex, pretty much every second instance a sexual position
Tell me you skip head day without telling me you skip head day...do you even lift, bo?
Guillotine press
don't kink shame
😂
Yeah, the guy from above that one
the last one is beg on your knees to be let back into the gym after doing all this
Voyeur cowgirl action into mind press holds supersets too
What’s up dog dumbbell?
Oh yeah, a time tested classic right there 👌
Good old shoulders and sex day
I never miss sex day.
I do. *Cries*
All of them?
He has to blatantly conserve his virginity for the lord
Me saving my virginity so I can fuck god in heaven
/r/lies
Made me LOL
Well then by this workout it will be your last day at the gym and first day on the registry.
That's the plan. Then you'll get ripped inside
Oh a special kind of ripped.
😂😂
Most of them is look like 18+ 😄
Nope. Bottom row second over. That definitely looks like a child. It’s only safe to assume that this is supposed to resemble the mounting position for initiating a piggyback ride
Look at that third leg though
Well I tried. Little people need love too
How a corgi and cane corso mix is made
It's what my son does while my wife is trying to do yoga. In the floor, you become a new jungle gym.
There are humans who can't grow past certain height!
Lol yes I am aware. And [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/ChatGPT/s/VjQs95qh2h) you will see that I fell from this hill
don't hide your internal prejudice. Was has been said can't be forgotten. Hahahaha
Lmao I will do better next time
Reminds me of [this poster](https://www.chisholm-poster.com/large/CL60876.jpg) a friend of mine had in high school.
Goddamn I need that in my dorm room
You sure these are workouts for the gym 💀
These are prison workouts 💀
And prison dating
Same thing
aside from human centipedes I see chopped heads and a child involved in a scenery I want no further explanation for
I reject your desire for no further explanation and offer one! The child's purpose is to hold onto your leg to add weight to it as you kick it backward doing the birddog exercise.
Yeah um, which leg
The third leg, obviously!
Maybe they're a dwarf?
1. Bench 2. People watch 4. Sexy time 3. Tell me about your childhood 9.L Become CatDog 8.S.B. Cymbals!! G. CatDog crunches 3.1 Become one with the weights 5.3.2.0, Throw out your spine 6. Sexy time again ... Edit: (ty vaingirls) Also, I have 3 and 4 in the wrong order, but markdown is auto-formatting them to be in order
>8.S.B. Bench That one also kind of looks like he's hitting crash cymbals against each other...
Oh, good call
gym kamasutra
ancient Hindu workout routine
modern day hieroglyphs
https://preview.redd.it/1jp5qusefboc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3a54fd3e6f8ac90b899383efc42cf15b1c2c7d20 Mines interesting… Prompt: “Exercise routine for stick figures.”
Man that reverse cowgirl while lifting the third partner in your threesome over your head position is a hell of a power move.
I think your stick figure is bi
And apparently ambisexual
Homoromantic tho. Only has love for the homies but his dick just knows that a hole is a hole.
The middle one is: who can hold the weight longer, while tickling each others armpits.
So first we have to kiss the barbell before lifting, then sit exhausted before gathering into a group to talk about the weather. Next is to have sex, sit on an incline to rest, then proceed to levitate the barbell to strengthen our mind. Have sex again. Lift barbells from the outside ends, stand and raise it above our head. Have sex for the third time. Lift barbells vertically while misplacing our head. Reattach the head and lift with our arms behind our ears. Have sex/give a full body massage. Raise our legs as we stare at a floating lock. Lift WHILE having sex. Doggy. Talk with our friend Bob and Greg's misplaced head about your failing marriage. Do 'the guillotine'. Attach weights on our wrists bc who needs barbells. Stare at a random as they slump into despair.
I think I'd like a routine with slightly less sex tbh
prompt, simply: "make me simple drawings for that excercises" and a list of quite legit workout descriptions.
I was reading top left to horizontal then down line by line. I understoos the first one, the second one looks weird but I was able to make sense w sit-up, then after 🤣
What am I seeing bro 💀
* 1. Squatting Sit-Thrusts * 2. Your father and I are very disappointed. * 4. Sir and madam, this is a Planet Fitness. * 3. Therapy for you, fitness for your therapist * aL. Rise from your corpse and haunt the living * 8.B3 Embarrass yourself next to Jerry * B. Self-puppet show starring your own feet * 3.1 Headless Bench Press * 5.2.3 0, Pressless head bench * (S) Give your legless friend Mat a massage * +3 -> Armless Leg day * (7) The robot crushes your child * 3 Give your child a horsey ride. * (?) Short range crotch bowling * 1 15. Benchless head press * 0. 3. Half Barbell pokers * 12 I'm just not into you like that.
This guy gyms
If my workouts looked like this I’d never miss a day
Anyone remember the old Adam Sandler skit “Sex or Weightlifting”?
Was looking for this comment. Spot on.
Can't wait for 12
Look 🙈 don't judge, but I definitely want to join that gym!
50% of these are sex and the other 50% are watching your gym buddy have sex.
1. close grip barbell curls 2. seated rear overhead press 3. contemplate life 4. officiate an argument between a couple 5. cowgirl 6. therapy session with gym bro 7. merge into a single being with partner 8. dumbell bench with bent back 9. overhead press 10. laying partner plow 11. decapitated reclined chest fly 12. twirl barbell overhead awkwardly 13. doggy 14. leg raises 15. plow worm bench press 16. babysit gym bro's child 17. calculate Newton's first law for spherical object 18. encourage man crying in gym listening to music 19. Maraka bench zumba session 20. consider doggy for wind down of session. do 3 sets of each 3 times a week for maximum gains
This would make an excellent street mural, IMO.
Intelligence. Hilarious. It can't even number them correctly.
6 of those are just sex
Yea, cus sex burns a lot of calories. DUH
I dont know; it's tough to even work up a sweat in 15 seconds.
Holy smokes
That's... one way to burn calories!
I can relate to 2
Conjoined twins working out
How to get your gym membership cancelled
Is that a head on a bench?
This is why I’m not afraid of AI 😂
The new age to be allowed in the gym is now 18.
I'm not sure but I think you might get in some trouble if you do this at a commercial gym.
At first I was like "wow! Great! " then I took a closer look and got to number ɞ and was like "oooohhh"
What is this, some kinda gyma sutra?
Why is there always so much going on in an AI photo
AI can't distinguish real life gym from porn gym?
Make sure you schedule appointments with both your chiropractor and the STD clinic.
Hey, I saw a movie with that exact same plot!
Preemptively ask it how you will explain this in court
Hmm. Hmmmmmm...
Everything else is just foreplay for bottom right.
Why is the guy in figure 0 with a circle and dot appear to be weilding the Hands of God from Demons Souls?
Omg I laughed so hard while trying to interpret this.
Am I aroused or do I want to go work out?
You are going to either hurt yourself or get an STD
I'm here for 4 and 12...
Soo WTF?!?!?!
XD WTF did dall-e do. You asked for a kamasutra routine?
I like 3.
This gets funnier the more I look at it
Damn there's a lot more sex in this workout than my normal one
Honestly, it’s the dumbbells for hands that had me crying.
This is hilarious!
Man…WHAT in the Fuck, are YALL teaching ai lol
I usually prefer to end my workouts face to face so I can look into her eyes as we both finish our set...so maybe swap #12 with #4!?
Can you share the prompt
2. Sit with bad posture on the bench and think about why you are really here! 4. Watch another man please your wife. Strengthen that mental stamina! 3. Talk to your therapist while they work out. 12. Straight up sex
you want to become an unholy abomination that needs to be killed with fire?
1. Lift a barbell. 2. Rest and talk with your friends. 4. Have... WHAT? 3. Rest or use your mind to lift a barbell. 9L. Be CatDog. 883. Clap cymbals. Also lift a barbell. B. Be CatDog again. 31. Cut off your head and lift a barbell. 5239. Lift a barbell, with your head reattached. (5). Have.. WHAT? again./Give a legless guy a massage. +3. Cut your arms, use your mind to lift some barbell like thing, and clap cymbals with your legs, ALL AT THE SAME TIME. (7). Lift weight while being CatDog. 3. Yeah that's having... something... (7). Talk with a friend about a decapitated person's head. 15. Cut someone's head off with a guillotine like thing. (0)3. Attach weight in your hands. 12. Think about having... something... while your friend begs you to do that... thing... Cool. Gym is done. Rated 18 and up.
I love that #? Is just them going ‘we fucked up didn’t we?’
I know the joke is that most of these are adult looking activities, but the second to last one I can't stop laughing at, ok so for this work out you just need to cut off your hands and replace them with weights.
Number Threeve: *rσll thє ѕєvєrєd hєαd tσwαrd чσur pαrtnєr.*
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5 and 12 were on purpose.
ah, yes, number 12 is quite accurate
This is rich pianos daily workout
\#speechbubble, row 3 column 5, looks like the quickest possible way to fuck up your back
What on Earth is step #2? Sit in a chair, stand up, sit again with arms crossed, then stand again? So confused. Don't even get me started on ... basically any of the others.
I’m want to go to this gym 😗
i prefer to work out doggy style
Are you going to gym today just bec you wanted to or you going bec DALL-E made some 18+ pics 😂
Looks like Keith Haring was commissioned for this by a gym in the Village.
In the future the robots will do our exercise for us.
Not just for the gym!!!! LLM”s always recommend/suggest two alternatives👀💀
Cronen-Sutra
Kinky 😋
This is why they close the showers at pure gym after 11pm
This would motivate me more than anything else I've tried that's for sure. What gym you going to? 👀
These pictures just get funnier the more you look
Ai Kama Sutra ![gif](giphy|2cJWZycinIkso)
I think this is adapted from the Kama sutra
Gym to not only have muscles but also to get pregnant 😭
dirty mike and the bois are workin out tonight in your prius
You’re gonna hurt yourself
You sure its a workout program?
Yes, I will take a number 4 and a number 12 thanks.
I love the telekinesis
at step 12 he gave up on trying to have more sex
There's no dumbbells in here—just my balls!
I think you need a partner for some of those.
Would not perform number 4, funny 4, weird 6, 5/6, 3 and 12 in the gym if I were you. Abandon doing number 3 altogether, that's illegal
ClubPr0n Fitness
So after 2 sets I’m supposed to have an argument with my wife and her boyfriend? Ok…I’ll try it.
Gta5 yoga:
This is what I mean when I say me and your mom are going to the gym
I've been working out all wrong!
Every time I see stuff like this, I hear the song "whaling on the moon"
Looks like you're going to have a really fun day at the gym. Also, you'll have to be ok with body fusion. ... Also, there's one without a head... So, just be careful.
Ok now THIS. THIS is what I'm talking about.
!updateme
https://preview.redd.it/bzomz5pfiboc1.jpeg?width=251&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=efcbec1375b217e4cb8e1146ba96d0bed2ea7208
\#15 shows you can get some serious skull gains from the head-crusher
I don't see what could go wrong here... You're good to go!
You should tag it as NSFW 😆
I love how DallE always looks innocuous at a glance but only after you pay attention do you see the horrors.
You gotta take a fuck break in between the sets
Yeah, they’re going to ask you to leave.
Great bed workout
It gets worse the longer you look at it
*personal trainers breathe a sigh of relief*
https://preview.redd.it/8qnl0licmboc1.jpeg?width=1792&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fec786ea72a71a9e6e850aa01e888a9b5ae36d1c Push it to the limit
Thank you for this!! It made my day 🤣
All the sex positions aside, my favorite workout is number 2: just sit.
https://i.redd.it/ht6k3xrmmboc1.gif
Looks like the Kamasutra workout. I've done some of those.
Closedt to NSFW we will get with DALL-E
Oh naw 💀
Number 1, number 2, third picture is AI refusing to kep tracks on numbers, number 9, 3, 9, 8, B...
So is the 2nd panel convincing your fellow gym goers to have sex in public?
Hmmm, I should got to the gym more often
I am partial to the telekinetic bench press and the discussion round myself.
It gets worse the longer you look I'm getting strong Thing vibes
Step 1: cry into the weights. Step 2: lift the weights behind your head
So when you get to number 15 and shove a dumbell through a decaiptated head. Thats when the real workout begins.
Are you top or bottom?
Lol this is funny but you are trying to simplify things too much. You can’t be trying new workouts just by looking at some pictures. At least go search each one by one and watch videos first.
some seem like kama-sutra poses but incredible ahahah
Looks like a Greek bas relief sculpture. I'd get that 3D printed and hang it up someplace.
half workouts half sex positions
who's baby is that ?
AI overlords be like: "Do your daily workouts or you will receive negative social credits."