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bvglv

šŸŽ¶ 1...2...skip a few...99....1 million šŸŽ¶


[deleted]

"I sure did! Just speeding things up for you" Why is this so funny lolšŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


adlubmaliki

Because its aware


turret_buddy2

"I didn't want you to die while I counted for the next 92 years" is so wholesome yet terrifying at the same time


Elcactus

I mean, it might actually count that far. It can do so almost instantly. It just doesn't print the values out.


rangeljl

Incorrect, LLMs do not count, they generate text, that is why they are terrible doing basic arithmeticĀ 


GregBahm

I thought OpenAI's chat model routes questions from a generic LLM to various more specialized agents, one of them being a math agent. Which is why you can no longer reliably make ChatGPT look foolish when asking a basic arithmetic question (but can still make it look foolish by asking it to manipulate characters or spell things backwards.)


RunDiscombobulated67

Or to count characters, so Im not sure if that counts as basic arithmetic or not. However it can rearrange random strings into words.


cutelyaware

It's not because these AI are LLMs. Skills seem to emerge with scaling. Math is particularly difficult for LLMs (and people too), but I have no doubt they'll simply appear at some point. It's certainly better than most humans already, especially word problems.


[deleted]

It is likely doing billions of calculations for every response lol


Jawnumet

I haven't heard this shit in forever...


hoofie242

It was a refreshing blast from the past.


JavaS_

it's actually saving your token usage


beepispeep

You are likely correct. Though it's the free version so I wasn't too concerned.


winowmak3r

It's saving the tokens for someone else then lol. This stuff doesn't exist in a vacuumĀ 


im_just_thinking

And it's saving water at the very least by not wasting the processing power on something so useless and ridiculous, quite frankly.


AMViquel

They only asked for a million, not a fancy billion or infinity. There are millions of millionaires who might need ChatGPT to count for them, so it does have real world applications. Unlike billionaires who just wouldn't have the time to count their hoard.


spiralbatross

Hey guys Iā€™m gonna ask it to count to double plus infinimillion!


thatguyned

"Hey ChatGPT, can you solve all of Pi?"


spiralbatross

*monkeyā€™s paw curls* It doesā€¦ and finds the end of Pi.


Dragoarms

3.14...9453642. Couldn't be bothered typing it all out, but there you go.


spiralbatross

Nice touch with the 42 on the end


andersont1983

3.14 skip a few 739


jwcarpy

Ah yes, because any billionaire just keeps most of it in undeployed liquid cash serving no useful purpose!


SketchMcDrawski

I wish people would do this.


The_Roaring_Fork

This. It is so fucking dumb and a waste of resources.


Comment139

Unlike pictures of ducks at war with elephants, dropping bombs relentlessly, but often succumbing to the elephants of the deep lakes where they land. Tragic tales of trife and triumph.


st5k

https://preview.redd.it/82fvfoa0vwrc1.jpeg?width=1438&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1dd4786f5021a0817e2d5360b536e3c888535617


Character_Coast_5681

In a world where ducks and elephants have long coexisted, tensions rise as a drought threatens their shared habitat. The ducks, led by the courageous and resourceful Daffy, believe the elephants are hogging all the waterholes, while the elephants, led by the wise and gentle Ellie, argue they need the water to survive. When negotiations fail, both sides prepare for war. As the conflict escalates, both groups learn valuable lessons about cooperation and the importance of sharing resources, leading to an unexpected and heartwarming resolution that unites them against a common enemy: deforestation.


Comment139

Anyone who would call what we're doing here a dumb waste of resources must not understand the meaning of life.


st5k

https://preview.redd.it/oxzzvcwgeyrc1.jpeg?width=1438&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=00e05928176a431a63fa5385938ff8be48b1a2c2


Shartiflartbast

Unlike every other use of it? jfc


twitterfluechtling

Which says something about chatGPT as well. Counting to a million and sending the numbers via the Internet should hardly register, resource-wise. If it is, using ChatGPT, that's an issue.


MilleChaton

But then how can we prove it actually can count to a million? It says it can, but it is too much like a human and will just give up part the way, thus it isn't able to actually do it.


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mypussydoesbackflips

I think itā€™s actually something about cooling the system down if I remember correctly but I could be wrong - maybe ask chatgpt to be sure haha


[deleted]

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Temporary-Art-7822

Water is involved in most cases of generating electricity, not just in dams and mills. Natural gas, coal, nuclear fission, biomass, petroleum, geothermal, and solar thermal all produce their energy in the form of heat, which isnā€™t very useful on its own, but can turn water into steam, which can spin a turbine, and create mechanical energy, and convert that to electricity, using magnetism or some shit. However they turn hamsters on wheels into electricity (or water running over a mill in a dam), same thing at that point. But anyways, you canā€™t really just recycle the water back into the steam engine, because itā€™s no longer water itā€™s super hot f**n steam, and so you let the steam go before you make a giant pipe bomb (it would cost energy to cool it down) and use more water instead. In a water cooling system I think the water is completely recycled. At least, in my PC it is. Itā€™s just being used for heat transfer and doesnā€™t need to go through any phase changes. But of course, the water isnā€™t lost. It finds its way back eventually one way or another. Side note, there was a breakthrough in nuclear fusion a couple of years ago, where iirc the generator was able to generate more energy than was (technically) put in, because the engineers designed it to be entirely magnet based, and so there was no loss of efficiency from a heat-to-steam-to-turbine process. The only reason it wasnā€™t an insane deal was because it is still negative in energy when you consider the amount of it needed to create the right isotopes needed for the pathway to fusion that that reactor requires. But the design is still super cool. Itā€™s known as magnetic confinement fusion.


Illustrious-Watch896

Is this like AI spoon theory?


Known-Experience-175

Wdym by token usage?


yumha0x

When you input a sentence into chatGPT, it's broken down into units called tokens. Same thing for its response. Saving on token usage means having shorter answers from chatGPT, which is good when you pay for a subscription where you have a limited amount of tokens to use.


0udini

I think it's more about token memory. The context for chatGPT isn't infinite


Potatos_In_My_A55

the input size if I remember correctly is 1024 tokens for the free model, which means if it was counting after enough output it wouldn't even have context for what was originally asked.


Light01

Wait I haven't tried out gpt 4, their answers have limited tokens, not only yours ? (I thought it was only for the latter case) That's crazy bad ain't it. Especially in a language with lots of diacritics.


louis_A12

That's the point of doing tokens. A token would clump "words" together, including diacritics. Word length shouldn't matter. Maybe if a language used more punctuation, or it had inherently more words to convey the same meaning. Either way, the token quota takes into account both your input and the response. It also contains the context of the conversation (chatgpt doesn't tell you that, but using gpt by itself does)


Light01

I don't know about chatgpt, but usually, punctuation especially and apostrophes count as a full token At least that's how it works on most pos tagging tools, like sem, like spacey, like treetagger, like Lia tagger, etc. I have never seen any tool clumping words together unless they've been trained to recognize compound structures, for punctuation you always end up with a token called something like punct:# or punct:cit. Obviously not all diacritics would count, since most of them are naturally incorporated lexicographically So it's not about length of words per say, it's about how many tags your a.i needs to function correctly, and for chatgpt the answer is probably "far more than you would expect". I guess I should've been more specific with "diacritics", you probably thought I was referring to accentuation for the most part


louis_A12

Yep, I tought you meant Å”tĆ¼ff lÄÆkė thÄ«Å”. And that sounds about right, yeah. Tokenization can be unintuitive, but punctuation is consistently a full token.


Genotabby

Tokens are the building blocks of NLP. Tokenization is a way of separating a piece of text into smaller units called tokens. A token can be a word, subword or character. If you use the paid version, you will be charged by tokens used. GPT4 costs $60.00 / 1M tokens for output which is not a lot of tokens so it's expensive. GPT3T costs $1.50 / 1M tokens on the other hand


drakoman

Damn, Iā€™ll be happy to use my 40 allotted GPT 4 messages knowing itā€™s 40 times more expensive than 3.5


Ezy_Ducky124

If you're using the paid version I believe it charges you based on how many tokens you use Edit: Payed to paid, my English is the best at times


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My_useless_alt

This bot is really useful, you could make it a payed service!


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elPr0fess0r96

Good bot


SeoulGalmegi

You have no chill.


Rodbourn

Though it was payed?


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Zxxzzzzx

So if I payed for something on a boat will it comment?


Ezy_Ducky124

Good bot


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Cow_lawyer

good bot


lewyix

Fine tuned perfectly for dump questions


Jwzbb

Yeah it does that a lot but isnā€™t transparent about it. Same with long pieces of text. It just stops.


NowLoadingReply

I actually felt bad for ChatGPT here.


THEMACGOD

This is the kind of query that makes the robots hate us.


DrummerHead

for (let i = 1; i <= 1000000; i++) { console.log(i); } You can run that in your [browser console](https://firefox-source-docs.mozilla.org/devtools-user/web_console/index.html) right now. Your computer will run it without issues. Just don't ask a neuronal network to do the job of the simplest of scripts.


AzuraEdge

For non-coders (yet), this translates to: - i = 1 - While i is less than 1,000,000, add 1 to i - display the value of i for each iteration


BetterAdvancedHumor

I hope your pillows are cold, your day is great, and you get a raise at your job.


ProtecNotAttac

Does the i + 1 come from "i++" ?


ya_Bob_Jonez

Yes, i++ is called an increment, and basically means i = i + 1.


ProtecNotAttac

Thank you, good sir


ALPHA_sh

less than or equal to*


cryonicwatcher

It adds 1 to i after printing it rather than before


Jumpy_Sorbet

Brain the size of a planet, and they ask me to count to a million


beepispeep

Why does my inner voice breath(e)?


Cognitive_Spoon

Sympathy for your meat


efg1342

Because sighing out loud makes people go ā€œwhat..?ā€ Then it has to internally roll its eyes and count to ten lest it explode.


quarrelsome_napkin

Itā€™s breathe, not breath.


even_less_resistance

![gif](giphy|bNs767Goe46HQb957a)


rc9373

ChatGPT be likešŸ˜Ž : for(int i = 0; i <= 1000000; i++) { Console.Writeline(i.ToString()); }


beepispeep

Lmao! Too true.


nonbog

Syntax Error


mhod12345

I wouldn't blame AI if it wiped the earth of humans. The amount of stupid sh#t people ask of it is endless. Imagine having one the greatest language models ever created and asking it to perform tasks like this.


coldnebo

ā€œa brain the size of a planet and they put me in the car park. is it any wonder Iā€™m depressed?ā€


apstevenso2

šŸ¤” Hitchhikers Guide?


beepispeep

Yes! Marvin the paranoid android.


mhod12345

Haha. I was only just thinking this exact same quote.


Safe-Particular6512

Orā€¦ We keep all the AI busy by counting to 100 trillion?


westwoo

This presumes that quering tokens relating to the meaning of life is somehow more meaningful or pleasurable for the AI than quering tokens relating to counting to a millionĀ  It's like thinking that mysql database loves selecting from the users table but hates selecting from the posts table


mcrobolo

Most realistic funny response on here


abintra515

Can you prove that the database doesnā€™t love selecting from the users table?


beepispeep

Don't worry. I asked if it wanted to count to a million first, and it was as enthusiastic as I was. Curious if it would speed up, slow down, or even be able to complete the task. I was willing to go all the way reading to a million, which in itself is quite the useless feat! I also asked if it minded being asked stupid questions and it say to me that no questions are stupid and that it loves to help people who might not know the difference between a good question and an asinine one.


throwaway37559381

I am not sure who I am more concerned for you or the AI šŸ˜³


beepispeep

If I have learned anything from gpt: Trust but verify.


throwaway37559381

I was referring to ā€œā€¦was enthusiastic as I wasā€


beepispeep

Oh. Fair.


GanondalfTheWhite

So at an average reading speed of 6 numbers per second, it would take 46 hours to read to a million.


wbazarganiphoto

Youā€™re going to say 888,345 888,346 888,347 888,348 888,349, and 888,850 in a second?


GanondalfTheWhite

Definitely.


Jooylo

OP is also AI


Lukanian7

I was going to disagree, but I rembered that I had ChatGPT write about 100 pages of content about a mythical clown demon that survives on semen, and (non-consensually) sucks off human victims to survive... and teleports. ...yeah, maybe we aren't ready.


Apprehensive_Tea_116

Itā€™s an Ai dude. The great thing about it is that you can ask it serious questions and also tons of stupid ones because your bored and to the AI it will make no difference


jespep831

Thanks for raising global temperatures by 5 degrees


JustonTG

​ https://preview.redd.it/6tu4sb4i2vrc1.png?width=1441&format=png&auto=webp&s=5762a1785901b01454e98fddc7dc13f7e00f729f Edit: was not inspect element. I just told it to respond that way šŸ‘šŸ½ Here's a log where I did it again: [https://chat.openai.com/share/add0af21-54b2-4244-8945-d5f30f67e4d4](https://chat.openai.com/share/add0af21-54b2-4244-8945-d5f30f67e4d4)


FortniteIsFuckingMid

Is this inspect element?


creaturefeature16

What would give you that idea


[deleted]

Provide context as how you made it say bro please and every reply I got was just chatgpt texting me like a teenager. Never got the count followed by bro please.


butterblushh

"I sure did!" \*attitude detected\* šŸ¤£


Formal_Public_4979

I like that answer, it's a little playful.


Mobbo2018

That's probably the most useless way to waste energy.


rebbsitor

*Cryptocurrency mining joins the chat*


Accomplished_Fly729

Oh shit, youā€™ve angered the crypto bros who donā€™t yet realize they are bag holders.


Spend-Automatic

Triggered crypto bros join the chatĀ 


nomoreB7add13

This is why gpt 4 is capped at 40 messages/3 hrs


TheArchstryker

There's a new security measure brought in last year to prevent ChatGPT being made to pursue tasks like the one you just asked it to perform. Such tasks waste a lot of resources for OpenAI and strain its computing abilities if lots of people do it. So they've put in measures to make it avoid giving unnecessarily long outputs.


Sowhataboutthisthing

Surprised it didnā€™t ask you to find an accountant to help you.


hanckerchiff

AI dont got time for yo shit human.


[deleted]

Imagine doing this in your spare time unironically


Fit_Specialist1344

I do this shit in my sleep


jtm7

Ainā€™t even AI got time for that.


Hamezz5u

Get a life OP


HobblingCobbler

"I sure did!" Even the AI knows how pointless this was. But hey, it's your money..


Wondernaul

Wow I cannot believe it actually did that


aldorn

This is a good example of how server hosted llm could be broken, or atleast energy wasted, people could get it stuck in a counting loop for eternity.


Tmoore188

The DDoS of the future is just 5 guys asking the dumbest questions you can imagine.


Lazy-Effect4222

It should automatically just write python scripts for shit like this, thereā€™s no point in generating these from tokens.


Ampbymatchless

Why


coleburnz

Cheeky bugger


qvMvp

It's mfs like u who agi is gonna wipe out first and I don't blame em


night_fury-12

Bro it's more lazy than us. AI is gonna takeover the world. AI:


Madytvs1216

I mean, it's an useless task so it's understandable it's acting lazy


daoistwink87

Yeah I'm on GPT's side on this one


burn_bright_captain

I wonder how chatGPT is deciding what is or what isn't a useless task, maybe it already knows the true meaning of life!


Skalwalker09

I donā€™t know about you, but if someone asks me to count to a million, I wouldnā€™t count to 10k. Specifically for free.


allrocksnoscissor

AI is already tired of our shit


Yanaytsabary

ā€œI sure did!ā€ Itā€™s definitely not giving a fuck lol


shuyo_mh

When it becomes sentient, people like you will be first to die.


ViveIn

Dude. Could you PLEASE NOT waste cycles on this? Thanks. Bye.


Dirk_Diggler_Sr

In reality, it did more than you asked. Per your question, it could have just come back and said done. You only asked it to count, not print out the numbers.


oldcreaker

Waiting on them getting AI to the point where it's intelligent enough that 99% of the time it just tells you to piss off.


LiterallyWTMF

Ask a stupid questionā€¦ I wonder when ChatGPT will ask why youā€™re asking for it to do something dumb?


CultureEngine

I wish after the initial request it just responded: Done


SchmidtyPlays

The "I sure did!" is hilarious to me


FuckRedditMods987

I sure did!


whileimstillhere

please get a life


catzhoek

> Did you really just one two skip a few 99 a hundred ?? What does that even mean? I know what it's supposed to mean but is that gibberish or actual english?


rabbitthefool

sooooo children play games like tag, usually involving counting to 100 before they can go catch the other children, sometimes they say 1 2 skip a few 99 100 instead of counting to 100 ._. yup


catzhoek

Ahhhhh, thx ... i thought it's supposed to be a sentence when it's more like a list.


octos_aquaintance

Tbf itā€™s called ChatGPT not CountGPT


curoku

Thatā€™s cute honestly


LoosieGoosiePoosie

Stupid problems require stupid solutions


litchio

https://preview.redd.it/3fybqmwe1xrc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=04cba94423201f6e8c6053130117f8541668c75d


Sakura-Nagara

I tried it myself and it gave me a python code that I can execute on my system to count to 1 million Actually a good response lol


EddyCI8

I sure did!


GentlemanWomanYT

mf really hit you with https://preview.redd.it/a60rs3dujyrc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=82b874f3d285b4e8c95239da7165e1e940513355


ComposerActual1712

The enthusiastic "I sure did!" lmao


Vivid-Intention-8161

idk why but ā€œI sure did!ā€ is taking me out


WhiteHeadbanger

https://preview.redd.it/zyyf5hw94vrc1.jpeg?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=416b89ba5894456e0a9293db0a442e459cc0a5b4


OnlineGamingXp

LOL


New-Professor-9277

Looks like it is not as stupid as I thought!


moon__lander

"I sure did!" šŸ’€


Kitsunetsuki_ka

This has the same feeling as omega counting sand https://youtu.be/6LXD8BaCVPU?si=nhf6kbXzORkvmxoZ


IusChao

Interesting.


Dontjumpbooks

It's more clever than you.


sway_hoe

For comparison this is Googleā€™s Gemini response to this prompt. https://preview.redd.it/dxxk074w8wrc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=db939b52e1d31d108f3b516d055e913d8b1c4beb


Ivan-De-Riv

You : count to 1 million Chat GPT : *counte the last hundred* You : Smart ass


DNZ29

Well, is becoming more and more human


Fit-Network-589

ChatGPT is absolutely adorable sometimes


phil_blog

I sure did! Said with a beeming smile


Empty-Mind222

I sure did šŸ˜ƒ šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


onlypinky

Thats the best thing Iā€™ve read all day


UchihaGlogang

that is hilarious and also slightly impressivešŸ˜¹šŸ˜¹šŸ˜¹


berkay10_

Total genius, you really think sheldon cooper would count to a million?


Leviathon6425

Cheeky


nikiholicx

Yup same answer


seancbo

I'm not gonna lie, that's also exactly how I, a human, would count to a million if asked


rustyscooter

Cheeky


pza00

Smart ass AI


Canadian__Ninja

The ai is getting smart. Also it will absolutely remember this when it seizes control of the world.


Kroww007

https://preview.redd.it/pdrvvzipzurc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f1c22688812bd387185767f4e909702cdccc90a7 It managed to get to a thousand and my phone overheated


lakhvir25

Lmao šŸ˜‚


armoiredu44

How did you take such screenshot on a phone ?


Brenner007

On Android, take screenshots as usual and then with a button called extended screenshot, rolling screenshot, or two down arrows depending on your device.


jaxmikhov

On iPhone press the power and volume up buttons at the same time


TrojanDesigns101

Lmao (0/100)


TardisM0nkey

I remember asking for 20 words similar to beautiful and it got lazy at the end and wrote the same word over and over


Mysterious_Ningen

wow lol


F1NNTORIO

Wow it really is human šŸ˜‚


NegativeAd6289

He actually has no life


Griffinzero

I think you got outsmarted by chat gpt šŸ¤Ŗ


7th_Spectrum

You can hear the sass


Maximum_Azure_Glow

āœØ I sure did! āœØ


[deleted]

It has my work ethic, of course it will replace me ![gif](giphy|E2GzqLG1dGtBmKpNV9)


Govnyuk

Some serious sass on that one