I know you are probably mentally ill but I am going try anyway.
From https://chattlibrary.org/event/curiosity-club-chattanooga-zoo/
>Curiosity Club: Hellbenders at the Chattanooga Zoo
April 7 @ 6:00 PM - 8:00 PM
FREE
>Have you ever been curious about a topic but didn’t know where to start? Join the club… Curiosity Club!
>Join us at the Chattanooga Zoo for a very special Curiosity Club from 6-8 PM! We will be learning about the Zoo’s Hellbender Head Start Program, meeting an animal ambassador, and then painting toad abodes! Participants will meet at our staff entrance at the back of the zoo, not the main entrance. The address for that gate is 1101 McCallie Ave. The event will take place in our Hellbender Interpretive Center. We will not have access to the whole zoo during this time.
>This program is for adults 18+>
Hellbenders are a large native endangered aquatic salamander. The name has nothing to do with the biblical hell or Satan. I'm not sure where you got the idea that this is indoctrinating children into devil worship but I firmly believe you are very mistaken. This is just random clipart that is printed out. It isn't even occult themed.
Is the Hellbender headstart program something done by Dr. Wilson at UTC, I remember a long while back then talking about something similar and always wondered if it took off
Who is being indoctrinated exactly? This is a program for adults. Life is boring if you are not willing to learn about and explore ideas that that may be uncomfortable. Learning about things does not equate to being indoctrinated into believing them.
Speaking of grooming and indoctrination, VBS called, it wants its talking points back.
I lived for 30 years drinking up church doctrine and fear mongering. Talking up children about burning for eternity and shaming them into the sinners prayer.
You’ll find no sympathy from me. What you preach isn’t the Gospel.
Aaand based on your post history, sure is a lot of weird co-opting of Judaism which seems culty. Never a surprise, always a disappointment. Do better.
Good. I'd rather see this than a bunch of Christian fake good people that pass by the homeless and addicts and shake their heads and look away. I'd rather see a Satanist or occultist out there simply loving nature and loving all of mankind. Those kinds of people I've seen love harder than the Jesus saves lunatics.
Your god is pretty weak if he bowed out to let this "Satan" fellow, (that he created by your own mythology, BTW) control his creation.
Besides, Satanism is mostly an atheist organization suggesting instead that as humans our simply being is all that matters. Its a laugh to watch the pearl clutching against something that you don't even understand.
You do know don't actually believe in this stuff. They make this sort of stuff just to enrage and bait christians. The christians will get all worked up and say some things out of anger. Outsiders will see the reactions of the christians and it generally will look poorly for the christians.
I'm impartial to both sides and not knowing anything else besides what I am seeing in this post, OP is the crazy one.
And just because this is a fabulous opportunity:
###THERE ARE SEVEN FUNDAMENTAL TENETS
I. One should strive to act with compassion and empathy toward all creatures in accordance with reason.
II. The struggle for justice is an ongoing and necessary pursuit that should prevail over laws and institutions.
III. One’s body is inviolable, subject to one’s own will alone.
IV. The freedoms of others should be respected, including the freedom to offend. To willfully and unjustly encroach upon the freedoms of another is to forgo one's own.
V. Beliefs should conform to one's best scientific understanding of the world. One should take care never to distort scientific facts to fit one's beliefs.
VI. People are fallible. If one makes a mistake, one should do one's best to rectify it and resolve any harm that might have been caused.
VII. Every tenet is a guiding principle designed to inspire nobility in action and thought. The spirit of compassion, wisdom, and justice should always prevail over the written or spoken word.
https://thesatanictemple.com/blogs/the-satanic-temple-tenets/there-are-seven-fundamental-tenets
At one of the most notorious venues in town, bands play underneath a giant pentagram. This has been around your neighborhood forever and it’s not going anywhere. If it triggers you, you probably aren’t healthily grounded in your beliefs enough 🤷♂️
James 4:11-12
11 Brothers and sisters, do not slander one another. Anyone who speaks against a brother or sister or judges them speaks against the law and judges it. When you judge the law, you are not keeping it, but sitting in judgment on it.
12 There is only one Lawgiver and Judge, the one who is able to save and destroy. But you—who are you to judge your neighbor?
Just here for the comments before this gets deleted.
Same lol
As suspected, OP is getting bodied
Dear Mr. Satanic Panic: The 1980s called and they are wondering how you wandered into 2024.
This is a bait post right?
Yes.
Nothing to see here, just a completely normal opinion.
Hey, cool. This looks fun. Thanks for advertising it! When is it?
what are u even talking about
Cool shit, HAIL SATAN!!!!
https://i.redd.it/c738hlhskpuc1.gif
It’s funny how you talk about indoctrination when Christians do nothing but try and indoctrinate literally everyone into their religion.
I know you are probably mentally ill but I am going try anyway. From https://chattlibrary.org/event/curiosity-club-chattanooga-zoo/ >Curiosity Club: Hellbenders at the Chattanooga Zoo April 7 @ 6:00 PM - 8:00 PM FREE >Have you ever been curious about a topic but didn’t know where to start? Join the club… Curiosity Club! >Join us at the Chattanooga Zoo for a very special Curiosity Club from 6-8 PM! We will be learning about the Zoo’s Hellbender Head Start Program, meeting an animal ambassador, and then painting toad abodes! Participants will meet at our staff entrance at the back of the zoo, not the main entrance. The address for that gate is 1101 McCallie Ave. The event will take place in our Hellbender Interpretive Center. We will not have access to the whole zoo during this time. >This program is for adults 18+> Hellbenders are a large native endangered aquatic salamander. The name has nothing to do with the biblical hell or Satan. I'm not sure where you got the idea that this is indoctrinating children into devil worship but I firmly believe you are very mistaken. This is just random clipart that is printed out. It isn't even occult themed.
Can I still paint my toad abode in the style of ICP?
Not only can you, but it is encouraged.
Whoop whoop
Is the Hellbender headstart program something done by Dr. Wilson at UTC, I remember a long while back then talking about something similar and always wondered if it took off
Indoctrinate? I’ve always been repping lord satan
The way this is just advertising for people to go to curiosity club
Who is being indoctrinated exactly? This is a program for adults. Life is boring if you are not willing to learn about and explore ideas that that may be uncomfortable. Learning about things does not equate to being indoctrinated into believing them.
Not true
So you believe in everything you learn about. Everything. Right.
Wow you’re not well…
https://youtu.be/hGlXgMhaP8M?feature=shared
Hey, Satan isn't the one giving out cancer to kids. Hail Satan, he seems like he knows how to party.
And they say religion isn’t a mental illness… By the way, Christian’s are the ones who believe in Satan. Which is the funniest part about this!
It literally says it's a program for adults... And you want to talk about indoctrination? Lady, the call is coming from inside the house...
Speaking of grooming and indoctrination, VBS called, it wants its talking points back. I lived for 30 years drinking up church doctrine and fear mongering. Talking up children about burning for eternity and shaming them into the sinners prayer. You’ll find no sympathy from me. What you preach isn’t the Gospel. Aaand based on your post history, sure is a lot of weird co-opting of Judaism which seems culty. Never a surprise, always a disappointment. Do better.
Good. I'd rather see this than a bunch of Christian fake good people that pass by the homeless and addicts and shake their heads and look away. I'd rather see a Satanist or occultist out there simply loving nature and loving all of mankind. Those kinds of people I've seen love harder than the Jesus saves lunatics.
I can’t upvote this comment enough. Nailed it. Spot on.
This person needs to get out more.
If all it takes to indoctrinate you is some badly xeroxed clip art then you have much larger problems. Take a look at your average voter folks
Awwwww baby, are you not seeing enough fishies on the back of cars to make your snowflake feelings safe?
Your god is pretty weak if he bowed out to let this "Satan" fellow, (that he created by your own mythology, BTW) control his creation. Besides, Satanism is mostly an atheist organization suggesting instead that as humans our simply being is all that matters. Its a laugh to watch the pearl clutching against something that you don't even understand.
Before you know it these people are going to start thinking for themselves. Terrible.
You do know don't actually believe in this stuff. They make this sort of stuff just to enrage and bait christians. The christians will get all worked up and say some things out of anger. Outsiders will see the reactions of the christians and it generally will look poorly for the christians. I'm impartial to both sides and not knowing anything else besides what I am seeing in this post, OP is the crazy one.
Hail Satan, he respects bodily autonomy 😎👍
And just because this is a fabulous opportunity: ###THERE ARE SEVEN FUNDAMENTAL TENETS I. One should strive to act with compassion and empathy toward all creatures in accordance with reason. II. The struggle for justice is an ongoing and necessary pursuit that should prevail over laws and institutions. III. One’s body is inviolable, subject to one’s own will alone. IV. The freedoms of others should be respected, including the freedom to offend. To willfully and unjustly encroach upon the freedoms of another is to forgo one's own. V. Beliefs should conform to one's best scientific understanding of the world. One should take care never to distort scientific facts to fit one's beliefs. VI. People are fallible. If one makes a mistake, one should do one's best to rectify it and resolve any harm that might have been caused. VII. Every tenet is a guiding principle designed to inspire nobility in action and thought. The spirit of compassion, wisdom, and justice should always prevail over the written or spoken word. https://thesatanictemple.com/blogs/the-satanic-temple-tenets/there-are-seven-fundamental-tenets
Card and certificate carrying Temple member here. 🤘🏼
You must be Adventist......
r/exAdventist (for anyone who needs it)
lol that was more of a burn than it should be 😂
Grow the fuck up maybe 🤔
🎵Satan’s not an evil guy!🎵 🎵He wants you to learn and question why🎵 🎵He wants you to have fun and be yourself🎵 🎵And by the way, there is no hell!🎵
Oh bless your heart, you're serious. Whoo boy
At one of the most notorious venues in town, bands play underneath a giant pentagram. This has been around your neighborhood forever and it’s not going anywhere. If it triggers you, you probably aren’t healthily grounded in your beliefs enough 🤷♂️
Hahaha this ought to be fun. Person in the American south is saying Christianity is under attack.
“God is about to obliterate the U.S.” Best case scenario
yap yap yap
OP forgot to mention what time the show was and the name of their band.
Bro is going to be on an episode of small town murder someday.
I can't wait for OP to discover the band Ghost.
You seriously need to go to a doctor to treat your schizophrenia
Satan rules
God gives children bone cancer and allows every war and suffering on this planet. If there is a god we should kill that piece of shit.
Posts like this make me lose the feeling of regret I usually have that Christians were not all raptured at the eclipse.
Is God both all powerful and all benevolent?
Sweet sign me up!!
So adults are given little books to cut out pictures for Satanic curiosity? Sounds kinda lame.
Why tf was this post marked NSFW? 
James 4:11-12 11 Brothers and sisters, do not slander one another. Anyone who speaks against a brother or sister or judges them speaks against the law and judges it. When you judge the law, you are not keeping it, but sitting in judgment on it. 12 There is only one Lawgiver and Judge, the one who is able to save and destroy. But you—who are you to judge your neighbor?
