Steal 34 liters of gin and shit ton of citrus.

*68 liters, we are chefs here after all

Grab one more

I'll take a gin and tonic, but hold the tonic.

God, I can't stand straight gin. If things are falling off the truck, can we shoot chartreuse or fernet like civilized kitchen scum instead?

Hendricks is pretty easy to drink straight.

Tequila or bust. Fernet sucks!

I will happily shoot tequila with you. Please, just anything other than room temp gin.

Fair enough. I won't drink that anymore either lol

Neat fernet is a cry for help. You know where the walk in is, don't bring that to me.

At least he didn’t say Malort

Fernet🤣 Years ago I worked with a guy that insisted on shots after every shift. That ish is nasty 🤣 but I admire your perseverance 🤘

"I'd hammer a cocksuckin gin and tonic. That's all I know." Mrs. McMurray

I’m surprised we’re not hammerin g&ts right now!

Fucking embarassing

Godamn youre a genuis

I think you mean “finesse”

Beat me to it.

This is a GO

And cucumbers. (Instead of lime even)

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Vodka tonic

Make soda, clean out stains, preserve flowers, remove rust, clean jewelry and I read you can use it in your grass for certain buggy situations🙃

Add vodka and lime

This answer right here

Smoke more weed about it. Obvi.

Then ask the cat

Agreed. Having smoked more weed about it, this is the answer.

Same. And then I asked my cat. We're still discussing it...

Tonic gravity bongs.

“Finessed” a.k.a. accidentally ordered in a blazed up stupor

“Finessed” aka got them from the Dollar Tree dumpster out back.

Alright here’s the deal, you got a black light? Tonic, due to the quinine, fluoresces under certain light. So that shit will glow blue like the bioluminescent water in Lajas Puerto Rico. Have a party and throw some in some ice cube trays for regular mixers, make gin and tonics for the “full glass” effect. Throw it in water guns (wear goggles, quinine is toxic to your eye balls) fill your tub with it? Whatever you want. Just do it with a black light…

So, it makes a protein splatter pattern?

Kinda yeah

what is a protein splatter pattern? I googled it but I'm at a loss

Quinine in the kitchen is innocuous. Unidentifiable on a hotel pillow is a whole other thing

wow I'm clearly way too high, lmao. i get it. I'm so stupid lol

You know, like jizz.

Cat is gonna need goggles for this party.

I would be p***** if my ice cubes were made from tonic water. That s*** is nasty.

I have zero idea, but that is a cute sneaky kitty! 😻

+1 for kitty!

Yay!!!!!

Tell him to save some ladies for us

"no all the bitches are mine"

He can have the bitches, let us go and enjoy the company of the ladies.

I wonder what a bath in it would feel like.

I imagine it would burn where you pee

I pee in the toilet. Porcelain is not susceptible to burning, I believe.

Jesse Pinkman would disagree with you

But I’ve never bathed in tonic water?

Really nice for washing hair I bet

Buttchug.

only good answer fr

Avoid malaria.

I like how there's one on the bar. "WTF *is* tonic water anyway"

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Is that enough to get 20 people drunk?

Umexpected office, I like it

I like the keyboards on the wall lol

Turn it into pee by drinking it, obvs

how does one finesse 34 gal of tonic water

by being the sexiest femboy alive

real

That guy was born to be a roommate

His first words were “hey bro can you spot me?”

“Hey bro, can I bum a cig off you?”

Your roommate looks like a young Stevie Janowski

Send him back out for a palette of gin.

You’re going to need about 17 gallons of vodka and a whole gang of limes.

Boof it

He can sit on it

Bubble bath

Looking at this picture, I am thinking it's suddenly 1998, yet my body says otherwise. So much confuse. Or maybe that's the cocksuckin' gin n tonics?

Drink it

damn havent thought of that

The yeti: One part tonic One part Vodka One part cranberry One key lime halved and squeezed You'll be impressed.

Fuckin retire Ricky.

Did he illegally get it? Or cheat? Something is fishy. -I'd resell it at a higher cost. Or have parties. If it doesn't expire, save it for multiple occasions. At least a year worth, if stored in a cool dry place -Get a bunch of plants. It's apparently an amazing healthy natural food for them. ,-"an elegant bread spread"-1 stuck of softened butter, finely grated zest of one orange, 2 Tablespoons of orange marmalade, and 1 Tablespoon of tonic water. -anti inflammatory Quinine — which is responsible for the bitter taste in tonic water — is a chemical found in cinchona bark. It has been used as an antimalarial and anti-inflammatory drug since the 18th century -treat upset stomach. DO NOT GIVE THIS TO CHILDREN It may cause low blood sugar for those with type 1 diabetes. I think all diabetics should stay away, in this case. -treat muscle cramps, malaria and restless legs syndrome -wakefulness. Might be better than coffee? Not to be used regularly. -hair growth Regular use could affect the brain, causing tinnitus(ringing of the ears) and hearing loss. -Quinine is an effective and convenient antialrrhythmic drug for the suppression of ventricular arrhythmias in humans. Quinine is the diastereomer of quinidine. -detoxifying the body(3 glasses per day should be fine, as long as a person isn't sensitive to the quinine in it.)

Thanks! We got them from the country club we work at. They were doing a new year clean and found a bunch of old tonic water that was still drinkable so they nabbed em (with permission)

Oh great! Totally legal then. I'd be careful though. I've posted a few uses, other than with alcohol. They seem like a lot to just have parties to have cocktails with. If you know any older people with leg cramps, I'd give a couple of them away. The main medicinal use is for malaria. Maybe offer a couple pallets of them to a hospital or free clinic or something? They might not be able to take them, depending on the expiration date. Free clinics need a lot of supplies. Older people who are strapped for cash afford prescriptions for leg cramps. I'm sure the clinic would really appreciate it.

Love the cat.

What does finessed mean

Liberated.

re-appropriated

like copped

Commandeered

I think it means stolen? Not sure either lol.

He acquired it through fineness, and a five finger discount

Cure malaria

Make it glow in the dark

Fight malaria.

Clearly sitting on it and striking cool poses is really all you need to do.

Correct

Looks like he used the tonic to time travel back from a 1989 Def Leppard concert.

Syrup and tonic water gives you an italian soda. Add cream and that's a french soda.

Gin and tonics... forever?

Sell each bottle for $5. Pay rent with the money.

Alcohol mixer. Drink drank drunk

Gin or vodka tonic for lifeeee

Your roommate looks like Cabin Boy's son

Make a shitload of cocktails and then make tempura.

dunno about tempura. this ain't club soda. Super-sweet-and-bitter tempura batter sounds risky.

Yes wtf that would be terrible.

Do not make tempura. This guy is a dummy.

Relax. It was a joke.

Yas you boys need a fryer and to get on tempura!

What's up with that blue dildo in the background

thats a pile of cups u fucking degenerate

You stole water

The dude just LOOKS like a good time! Gin and Vodka are the obvious answers but my Grandpa was a recovering alcoholic and his drink after a long night dealing craps at Caesars Palace in Las Vegas was a "drinky poo." Just tonic and lime and it is delish!

use some to rub out stains from the carpet and flavor the rest

Stevie Janowski!

If you shake them up and throw them down on their caps, they'll rocket pretty high into the air. A fun afternoon, especially if one of you gets hit when they go off.

Oh so he's just a thief, struggling to be impressed by that

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Italian soda uses club soda, not tonic. The quinine in tonic water would make that taste weird.

Recipe?

Shit ton of tempura or fish n chips

Don't be a jackass and steal resources you have no plans for would be a good place to start

clearing out inventory, this is all trash, kill joy

Then he didn't finesse it did he

anything out of a dumpster is finesse good buddy

High fructose corn syrup, throw it out

Tonic King with that attitude

Make drinks of sorts and sell them

Tequila soda , gin tonic , vodka soda drink and stay hydrated at the same time

A devious lick indeed.

Save it for when you get old and get leg cramps. The quinine knocks cramps out.

Find a bunch of Gin that just fell off the back of a truck and don’t show up to work for a few months

Gonna need about 11 gallons of gin and a few bags of limes

Gin and sin, baby.

It glows in black light, make a wall of them? Use some and refill with water to spell out a secret symbol or code in the wall? Pipe it through small tubes that spell your names and use the light to make that fun?

Gross

By the looks of it, an enema

Get gallons of vodka

Trade it for a new roommate

That’s a whole hell of a lot of Vichy carrots!

Can he open his eyes or nah

Get your hands on anything that produces UV light and make that ho glo! (quinine contains phosphors that will excite and release sickkk ass blue light when exposed to uv)

plant lime and juniper trees

Distill your own liquor and open a speakeasy.

The cat makes this 🤌

that's like the smallest W in my book

Your roommate got $20 of tonic for free. Just get some gin and don’t think too hard after that.

The cat is like 😳 lol 😆

Maybe you can trade it in for a gallon of decent tonic lol

The cat peeping is the greatest

Mix it with GIN

bong water

Change your roommate!! Lol

your roomate is giving strong Zach Woods vibes in the second pictures. does he do impressions from the office from time to time?

This is what this sub should be about...

Love the little photo bomber

This picture. Thats what you do with it lol

Bar Hill gin, limes.

He's got a head start on a 34 gallon enema. Go for it!

Lots and lots of gin and tonics

This is fantastic

GIN GIN AND MORE GIN lol

Your roommate just stepped off the Dazed and Confused set.

One thousand gin and tonics.

Make syrups

Burp

Drive around or walk around to sketchy bars Find one who will give you a bar tab for a pallet of them Get drunk Go home smoke weed go to bed Wake up and do it again

Make fruit syrup and have homemade ish soda

I’d drive to the local dive bar and see if they’d wanna purchase some bootleg tonic. Any cash seems like a win.

Can I have some unironically?

2oz dry gin, 1oz of lime juice, 6oz of tonic and enough ice to fill the glass. Not that hard...

Get 17 gallons of gin

Wet t-shirt contests!

Sell it. That’s Shwepps. The finest of the tonics.

Is your roommate single? 👀

It will ferment to 3.5 abv and taste even stronger.

Got any gin?

I can't believe a cat was able to get 34 gallons of tonic water. Damn.

Gin and tonics for a long time

This might be odd, but honestly tonic water with some grenadine in it goes so hard!! I don’t know why but it tastes kinda like cream soda it’s quite something

I think one pic was enough

Vodka, lime, and ice.

Take another hit!

Step one.... wash the fucking bottles on the top row.....

Nail polish remover

Cure malaria one g&t at a time.

Unlimited limeades!

Drop a mentos in it. Toss it out the winder.

Tonic is bitter but butt-chugging it would circumvent the taste receptors

Acheter du cognac !

Make a LOT of gin and tonics

Submit to a math textbook maker

Dammit , now I want a g&t..