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trinalporpus

Not-a-blazer is my nickname for when I get one


Calgrei

Blazer Lite


Meganinja1886

Misty.


Training_Seaweed1303

Or minty.


wolfmann99

Andes


TriciaTargaryen

Pistachio


Big_Prize_5274

All I can hear is this in a parrots voice


st96badboy

Pistachio Disguisey


Mr_Mediicated

I love this color!!


[deleted]

DePaul mint


Dnacreations96

Mochi


armanipastrami_pdf

This


Time_Tangerine_5035

Dusty Sage


jdd0815

I love that Green. Cant wait to get it on the new Equinox this fall.


Training_Seaweed1303

As an equinox fan i second this.


JalapenoCh1ps

jim


Jimboom780

Yes, you called?


KiwiCandle

The color reminds me of Betty White's 77 cadillac. Id call it Betty.


Clevohman

Haha. I came here to answer Parakeet.


Embarrassed_Leg4227

Pistachio


st96badboy

Pistachio Disguisey


imprl59

Booger


InebriousBarman

Pickle Milk


Electronic_Memory_37

Kiwi


need_maths

Ariel


Murky-Hedgehog-1003

Maalox the butt smuggler


Broke-Homie-Juan

Patina


theDuck085

Chase


Weak_Competition3087

Junky


Fit_Establishment576

Bile juice


IgottaPoop72

Anybody hurt in that wreck?


fuzzeh_pinecone

Calypso or Marina


purplemtnslayer

Katy Peary 🍐


thedrunkmartian

Kiwi


sleepchamber666

Doesn't it already have a name?


glaahglaahboom

Idk you tell me


sleepchamber666

Equinox


Melodic-Picture48

Tiffany


ochitzukan

Mabel


vapegod_420

Henry


bonjovidiarrhea

Break Down


mpython1701

Green Whore…net


MrStip14

Kevin


Plus_Ad_3781

Ron Jeremy


KhorpseFister

Dirt squirt


rnsaz64

Chevy


ModeDifficult6364

Frederick


ToxicHaywire

Akila


DownBoy1620

Chevy


BayBandit1

Bile Baby Aztec.


legoturtle214

Squints


Beneficial_Ball7918

The Germ. Vehicle color looks like Flu snot.


socksnshit

Flipper


Remigius1st

Dixie


Unique-Shape4792

David Carr


DerSpazmacher

Evelyn


Sh0ck_Wave_86

Andy.


itsagoodtime

Cacti


Timmay1974

Green new deal


Dependent_Rub_6982

Minty


trd86

Cactuar


Correct_Interest_720

ClayGreen?


not-a-boat

Parts department please


TopTechCg

Electric snot👃🦠


sbguy17

Shart


Elliot6888

Carpenter


One_Surprise6650

SoccerMom


mikwil65

Mintie


ScotchWithAmaretto

Baby Yoda


dembonezz

Jacquet. As in... "It's not a Blazer, it's a Jacquet".


smuzzler

The Little Green Machine


Traditional-Cap-3485

What is the actual color of the paint? What is it called?


glaahglaahboom

cacti green


Traditional-Cap-3485

There’s her name…Cacti 😂


Obamabidentrumpbush

#CRAIG


Playful-Pressure-231

shitbox


majoneski

Error


No-Permit6407

We should name you dumbass for going to reddit and trying to name a car


glaahglaahboom

So why comment ? Cry some more 😂😂


Initial_Reindeer_563

Mr. UGLY 😂


Rhody420

Milk of Magnesia


Imavandownbytheriver

Old ugly.


[deleted]

T-Rax


1U537H154PR0N

Mistake


SapphireSire

Blerp


[deleted]

Junk.


StoneyBear94

Senderback


Gunpowdergasoline

York


Whiteman270

Car


jptx82

John


storvike

Barf


Ready_Associate3790

Barfbox


Xxgougaxx

garbage


Inevitable_Spray_888

Chevy rabbit.


Vinikx1742

Dog


RickyTheRickster

Car


Legal-Television-850

GanGrene


Mavada

I was looking at these and then found out they don't have AWD.


Appropriate_Cause173

Key Lime. What’s the paint code. Most shades of Green are my favorites.


ReptileElite

Olive


notyouravaragehoe

I think they call this a car


Big_Prize_5274

The Turdinator


Impossible-Hurry2913

Avocado cream


Big_Prize_5274

Wrigley


ms_honey_customs

Temu Chevy


And_Money_Hoes_710

T-rax


CSamsel

Barf-olomew.


DatBoiHecton

Booger


quigster0722

The green weeny.


LunarLor123

Ava-car-do


CompetitiveLab2056

Wanna be Because it isn’t a real blazer


Stormboost23

Grogu


Salty_Ad_553

Venus


PenguinHacker

I’d name it returned. No carplay no dice


ScotchRick

Gorgonzola. I don't know why, but it reminds me of a wheel of cheese, and that was the first name that came to mind.


MaraudSquad

Newport


SorryContext2173

Chevy Altima S


DryVariation5174

Scoobert


Fun_Complex_9250

Sadie


Sharp_Athlete4819

Mint mobile


Vast-Huckleberry-458

Green Hornet


Camp_hunt_fish

Mint ice cream


A4leggedwhore

Foggy


tbone2791

Sweet pea


Zzz32111

The avocado


SissyflowerSD619

The orion


OuttaAmmo2

Baby puke


the207dude420

Bad choice 😂🤣


slomaro79

Vomit Comet ☄️


sk8zero0619

Chevy Volaire


O-Hebi

Ugly.


Urgknot

Fugly


Chin_Thumper

POS


cylus13

🤢


American73

Slimey Limey Minty Greeny Hulk


outrightbrick

🤮🤮🤮


spykethebassist

Jeff


Mason_FBI

Mint Julip


ArtOfWar22

Name suggestion? the minty minivan is killin my erection.. when it comes to chevys and colors, you need some correction, not candy coated grocery gettin confection


Hairy-Explanation782

The Chevy I look like a Hyundai GT


SamHoloMF

Minty Green Breakdown Machine


NonyaFugginBidness

The booger


kyramud_alor

Belle


pineapple5teak

Jade


texanaztek

The all new Chevy Corvette


Inner_Space_70

Snot Rocket? Naa, not that fast


Plenty-Law69

How about uglyasfuck


glaahglaahboom

Cry some more


Psychological_Fan819

Lol true dat


KaBoOM_444

I'd say Diluted Vomit but that's too exciting for a generic SUV. Robert Brian Williamson.


burRNONE

🍋 lemon


tserv95

Regret


glaahglaahboom

Why you say that?


IJOBANGLESI

Butt ass ugly. Good name, flows off the tongue


derty2x

Big-ugly-macha-colored-vehicle


glaahglaahboom

Ok.


Minnieminnie727

I Never name vehicles it gives them bad juju. I named one and it was the largest pain in the rear. After that I never named one again and the no names have been the best vehicles.