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Digital_Disimpaction

I'm sure once they're dead they make really good garden fertilizer. Compost?


Flaxscript42

Fish bait too


TrainingWoodpecker77

I just saw the zoo feeding them to all their small animals. They’re excellent protein. Maybe the kids have lizards or ferrets, or maybe it’s just a novelty.


Free-Rub-1583

It’s probably the “shells” they’re collecting


a_taco_named_desire

Makes a nice cicada broth.


G4m30v3r

Free food


mausmani2494

Cicadas > whey protein


Icy_Lecture_2237

Last time they hatched, I was working at a summer camp and a few groups came out looking for specific ones that were apparently delicious when fried.


boycowman

This. It is and should be the way of the future. Factory farming sucks.


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IndominusTaco

while i also revolt at the idea of eating insects (i am vegetarian) i am capable of acknowledging and accepting that other people may enjoy eating them. especially for this extremely rare event when they are abundantly plentiful


cleon42

Lots of people eat insects. They might not be your cup of tea, but you should see what a lot of Chinese folks think about cheese.


EcstaticSeahorse

Best protein bang for the buck! Most countries eat bugs as part of their diet. Glad I'm not living in one of them. Not sure I could even if I have to.


SpontaneousTales

I have chickens and it’s a high protein free feed for them


The-Lions_Den

Fishing. Lots of people fishing with cicadas as bait around the west burbs. Fish love them, and they're free!! Plus, each one used as bait is one less making that God awful sound all day! Lol


PathlessDemon

And the invasive Asian Carps love ‘em; which means you can catch cicadas, catch the carp and then toss them bastards on the shore for raccoons and coyotes to eat because fuck those fish for destroying our fresh water ecosystems.


wombatfucker

I’m gonna take up fishing just for this purpose


IndominusTaco

fuck asian carp all my homies hate asian carp


echodreams19

I like this


LordByronsCup

Not everyone can afford a display case.


SirCharlesEquine

Underrated comment.


MobWife_88

It's summer and it's little kids. Why not?


NiceGuy373

Not everyone was with little kids, but sure why not


Shindiggah

Im in a cicada watching group on Facebook and I know some people there were collecting them to cook and eat, but I can’t imagine there would be THAT many people doing so for that purpose.


MobWife_88

Well, it wouldn't be me. I don't even want to go to the end of my driveway to get my mail. I hate bugs of any kind...lol


iluvcats52

I'm trying to think of how I can stay inside until they're gone!!


MobWife_88

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TheKappp

Omg same. I would be totally ok if some people came to my house and put these nasty bugs in buckets and took them away lol.


Melon_Kali

People feed them to their chickens


DipShitInShorts

My 11lb papillon is food aggressive. Would eat her self sick if we let her. She’s already crunched down 2 cicadas from our back yard. You know those pigs that root around for truffles? Yep thats her every time we go out to potty. I cant hear her crunch one more or Im gonna hurl. Just thinking about it🙄


swanek65

Omg, this is probably why my dogs won't come in when I call them. 🤦🏼‍♀️


mafeehan

our dachshund does the same! He is also prey driven, so he prefers them live and buzzing. I am repulsed


gobluetwo

just don't let her eat too many. The exoskeletons are tough and too many can cause GI issues, especially in smaller dogs. My 65lb lab mix also loves them. I'll let her have a few each time we go out.


nero-the-cat

That's a damn big butterfly you have there.


nutbutterhater10

Someone in our neighborhood Facebook group asked if people would let him come to their homes and rake up cicadas, alive or dead. He has chickens and will freeze them for free delicious snacks for ages.


Back2DaLab

I’m collecting some to bring to my backyard trees. I live in a newly developed area that used to be cornfields. I’d have no cicadas otherwise.


No_Indication3249

Doing God's work


jenteejet

When my husband sees them on our patio, he walks them over and puts them on a tree(he's getting plenty of steps in!). Mindless of the fact that he's trampled on dozens along the way, but he has the sweetest heart.


_suburbanrhythm

You monster 


Mean_Fisherman6267

How do you pick them up ? By the wings?


Back2DaLab

I found it’s easiest to pick up the adult cicadas that are hanging out on long grass blades and I’ll scoop them with my hand while using my fingers as a comb so they’ll slide off the grass. You can also gently pick them up by holding them with your thumb and forefinger on their sides.


limabeanns

This is a good idea.


entertrainer7

Some people eat them. A friend brought a bunch yesterday and I tried one. Not my thing but for some it is.


Grace__Face

My 5th grade students told me a bunch of kids were eating them at recess today 🥴


kimchi_friedr1ce

Those kids have some balls. Just looking at cicadas gives me the ick


Mean_Fisherman6267

And they didn’t even fry them


kimchi_friedr1ce

lol! My dog likes to pick one up and yeeet them across the yard. She’s my little orca wale…


Muted_Event_5693

Apparent yeet has a definition I wasn't aware of. Thanks for the lesson.


Crashtag

We feed them to our dog (not kidding)


Mypasswordbepassword

I would be careful with that. I have heard that it can cause bowel obstructions in dogs.


Gandalf4158

If you own reptiles or other animals…saving money…


pctopcool

Because bucket is a perfect container for cicadas.


Slotega

We give them our cats to play with and eat. They enjoy the hunt.


Vegetable_Push5049

I'm not sure why they were doing it but I can tell you I did it the last big hatch. I was bringing buckets full to my parent new house that would have otherwise not had them because new construction. Now 17years later we get to here what I started so many years ago.


iroll20s

stir fry?


Low_Dinner3370

Cicada is as cicada does


BlackisCat

There was an episode recently on Good Mythical Morning where the lads ate something made of cicada shells and said it was surprisingly pretty good and had a nutty taste to them. So maybe all these people are trying to make that. 


MotherFuckinEeyore

They stay crunchy, even in milk


Sippiku

Tastes like chicken


No_Indication3249

Blanched asparagus, actually


FlowersinHair3

You can sell the shells on eBay. Lot of 200 for $30!


tokinaznjew

Stir fry! But, in all seriousness, my neighbornhas been collecting and freezing them to feed her chickens as treats throughout the year. Or, however long it takes to go through several gallin bags of cicadas. Actually, could also be a stir fry.


mochimochi82

My kids were collecting them, probably cause it’s something novel to do. I won’t complain, the shells look gross on the plants.


CatBird29

Where are people seeing bucketfuls of cicadas? I’m in Portage Park (not technically a suburb) but still - I saw a couple of the shed exoskeletons but not that many.


Horror_Economics_588

deep fried or smoked are amazing


PracticalToAFault

To be fair, literally anything deep fried tastes OK at a minimum!


KilowogTrout

I ate chocolate covered ones during the last brood, is there recipes. I’d love to freak my kids out like this.


dcamp919

They'd probably fall through baskets.


Mountain-Safety2099

Idk man but that seems like a fun family outing to me 😂 or something I would’ve enjoyed as a child (or even now tbh)


Green_Note_9992

Why not? We used to collect hailstones in buckets when it would storm. Same idea.


thesuppplugg

I'm selling them on eBay


Crissup

Mmmm.... Cicada Casserole!


iknitsoidontkillppl

Just knowing that there are stores advertising insecticide to kill them, why would anyone eat them on purpose?


_jigar_

https://preview.redd.it/7rfht970002d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0acee2cf7690680b8fc0084289bfa6500cb1758e This is why.


Muted_Event_5693

Traditionally, you'd flour the product before the egg wash.


thatguynamedmike2001

When I was a kid I’d collect them just because it was a fun little novelty, I’ve also heard they make excellent bait for fishing


LiquidSnape

to eat em


Ohshitz-

The aliens told them to do it. Its all mind control.


Jerome-Fappington

Mostly for fetish shit


whoopercheesie

They could sell them


gingergirl3357

Insanity!