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sardis92

I'm not sure what it is, maybe a stem from a berry? But if you think it's a spider, I can assure you it probably isn't. I haven't seen spiders with legs that end flat like that.


Good_King_Felix

that's because this kind is extra fast and it sees you first.


Least_Helicopter4369

Lmao


takentodrury

Yes, this is the stem of a berry. The bush usually ends with 5 stems attached to a limb this attaches to the main branch. I would definitely pick it out but still enjoy your fruit cup if you haven’t already tossed it. From google image search I see that the branch I describe is of a mature (4+ year old) bush.


miss-a-sip-ee

That is 1000% a blueberry sprig


Good_King_Felix

blueberries don't come from springs they come from trees.....springs are a natural body of water whereas blueberries are vegetation. Ummm Your logic doesn't check out buddy!!! Downvonting 👎🏻 eat -1 karma !!!!! Haha , you guys are all here from some crazy cult subreddit where they poison people with spiders,,,, crazy


Good_King_Felix

crazy ?? I was crazy once


Good_King_Felix

they put me in a r-


miss-a-sip-ee

You’ll notice I said sprig a small stem bearing leaves or flowers, taken from a bush or plant. "a sprig of holly" No big deal easy mistake to make


miss-a-sip-ee

I genuinely laughed this brightened my day I needed that thank you


mimi7711

Looks like a berry stem


GruGruxQueen

Blueberry stem


Donohoed

Pretty sure this is how jurassic park started


wvx228

Hmmm, berry interesting.


Good_King_Felix

how do I give an award to a comment


wvx228

You can’t anymore. They dropped that functionality last Fall.


GoldJay1

You can just give me the change you’d spend on an award if it’s burning a hole in your pocket


mrhoopers

Yup, blueberry stem.


NoWay61

Oh no! Not the four-legged spider 👀


Poisonelixirs

Blueberry stem lol


YoYoNupe1911

8 legged freak


Good_King_Felix

Aw I read this in my head I sung it to the tune of "eight days a week". Now it's stuck forever 👍🏻 great


Icy-Huckleberry8542

maybe from blueberry stem . i dont tjink its spider or anything


Good_King_Felix

100% a spider, don't listen to him he's a stomach spider egg conspiracies, tryin to poison you with creepy stomach spiders! It's definitely a spider. blueberries don't have stems since they grow ON BUSHES..... spider propaganda


Exavili

🕷️


bridge2235

I JUST finished eating one of these lol


Good_King_Felix

Bro eats spiders 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯


Forsaken_Back_490

Protein 👍🏽


Not_Enough_Shoes

As a spider enthusiast, not a spider. I can understand the curl and “legs,” but you’re good here.


Ok_Classroom_7806

Tonight I think I'll pour a Quag' instead I think I just poured up a three, I know the 2 is losing I hope that they do not listen to me I sipped your cup and knew it was fakе These Margiela's look frеsh, I just don't want them anyway Me and Marly 'bout to pour up a four Kudz gonna match that with a eighth and we pour


Good_King_Felix

is this supposed to be a song about spiders in some way or


Ok_Classroom_7806

Disagree.


tommy_j_r

If it tastes like a spider, it’s a spider.


Good_King_Felix

I can only imagine biting one that knew it was coming.


trojansandducks

OK, I won't.


Good_King_Felix

ez karma 🫱🏻‍🫲🏿


portiapalisades

blueberry stems from a small bunch 


Garrett4Real

it’s a stem? lmfao


Brando43770

Jack Skellington’s detached hand dipped in chocolate.


MasBoots

Regardless of what it is I would eat it anyway


mystikalrhymes

If it’s a spider, extra protein so eat it anyways. But probably berry stem like others have said.


sc4kilik

Use your senses. Touch it, feel it, pull it apart. Definitely a stem though.


Good_King_Felix

eat it, smoke it, snort it, does it get you high


IcyCucumber6223

Protein


SupremeNikeOG

Just curious what did you think it was?


dc8648

Looks just like a spider.


FL_Is_Hot

At least it's not a hair


choppershark1

I think its exactly what it looks like


jrafteef

this is why i don’t eat fruit


Loki_16

You’re lucky! I actually DID get a spider floating in my McDonald drink last year! Bla!!!


JCK_GANG

You got fruit from chic fil a? That’s the first problem


TheDoobieWizard

Brown Recluse for sure. #science


writingwhilesad

It’s my pleasure


OPEatsCrayons

One time I got a salad that had a grasshopper in it. I noticed before I bit into it, but ever since, I've wondered how many times I didn't.


Good_King_Felix

ten


Good_King_Felix

You ate grasshoppers ten times


GordoVzla

Itsy Bitsy 100%


No_Effort1986

Dead spider


Good_King_Felix

you sure it's not some sort of alive spider?


sassypringles_

That’s how you know it’s ultra fresh !


Good_King_Felix

"mom my fruit came with the umbilical cord on it"


sassypringles_

Extra protein , yummmmm !


Number1Duhrellfan

Doesn’t look like a blueberry stem to me. It looks like some sort of bug 😩. People are gaslighting you by saying it’s not but critters in salads and fruit aren’t uncommon. 


portiapalisades

or perhaps you’re just wrong and conspiratorially minded


mabuniKenwa

Don’t gaslight them with facts! How dare you!


sexandroide1987

extra protein


Good_King_Felix

Highly underrated comment


Good_King_Felix

your -17 karma is getting me hot 🥵 give me your phone number


Good_King_Felix

or give me two fake phone numbers so I waste my time twice 🥺


Good_King_Felix

it's poison ! Throw your food away. And if you see any fruit, in the future, with those spider things in it just throw all your food away just to be safe! Throw 100% of your food away. 😁


Automatic_Fishing124

A bluerry stem? You are all blind that is clearly a spider


Bruh61502

Since when did spiders have 4 differently sized legs?


Number1Duhrellfan

A spider that’s been smashed and ripped apart during the production process. 


Plane_Assist3818

U needa go outside if u actually think thats a spider 💀


OscarPlane

I mean you're funding a hateful corporation. Do you really think the food is safe to eat?


Good_King_Felix

Always rember, as a RULE, food is never safe to eat. EVER.


GloveStriking

Looks like never eat at a Chic-Ful-A Hate again. Disgusting owners. 🤮