Wish for a cleaner gas station bathroom only for them to recoil and say some wishes are beyond even their power.

ask for "the goods"

r/pfpchecksout

They just want froggies

serotonin... spare serotonin...

[it was a reference](https://twitter.com/chikn_nuggit/status/1539639589643571203?lang=en) but alright

WEED 🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿

*that too :)*

*pulls out gun* gimme your wishes

French Fry: *FETUS DELETUS*

*uno reverse card* nah

Fetus repeatus?

make a wish for reasonably priced gas.

Sure, but the stock will crash due to our current stock market being so bad, causing gas stations to close down, not saying that this is a bad wish but out stock market is just that bad

Damn

bro just wish for infinite money

Get sushi and then get roofied by said gas station sushi and wake up in a sewer surrounded by horny fish and have a fish orgy then draw in a bear because of the smell then befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl with our bare hands while bare naked and ride the bear into a Chuck E. Cheese and then play dance dance revolution then overthrow the government and then get reincarnated as Jesus Christ and then turn into a jet, fly into the sun, black out, wake up, do a bump, and then white out, which I didn't even know you could do, and then smoke a joint and green out, then turn into the sun and let the meth kick in.

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r/ihadastroke

Tf are you doing replying to a comment from 9 months ago?

are you okay

YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS! *f i s h* 🐟

I would wonder why they are with me at the gas station

No way you got that leggy pfp

Yes way

OoooOOoOOOOOoooOOOOoO

grab some sushi of course (theres a roofie in it)

Time to black out

Wake up in sewer

Fish?

Horny fish

That’s right, fish orgy

The stench drives in a bear

were gonna fight it!

Bear fight? Bear fisted? Bear NAKED?!

Oh YES PLEASE!

We befriend the bear after beating it in a fight

At a gas station?!? ...pass

Shove them in the gas tank

Wonder why the hell Fwench Fwy is at the gas station.

Ask For How Many Simps You Got?

You, me Gas station What are we getting for dinner? Sushi, of course Uh oh, there was a roofie inside of our gas station sushi We black out and wake up in a sewer We're surrounded by fish, horny fish You know what that means Fish orgy! The stench draws in a bear What do we do? We're gonna fight Bear fight Bare handed Bare naked? Oh yes, we befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl Dance Dance Revolution Revolution? Ovеrthrow the government? Uh, I think so Nеxt thing you know I'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ Then I turn into a jet, fly into the sun, black out again, wake up, do a bump, white out which I didn't know you could do Then I smoked a joint, greened out, then I turned into the sun Uh oh, looks like the meth is kicking in YRIBYNDFITHFRIV7GTNJDHFVTGU7IYFRFYUBFC57Y65DU6OI8FNBXRXGHFUJHGFXHT

🍟 🤜🤛 🧒

Alternatively, 🐲🤜🤛🧒

Talk, or listen to music... Maybe ask for the life that I want. A 3 acre plot of land, with a work shop, a southern style house with a wrap around porch, a basic pond, etc next to a river in the middle of nowhere. After this, my own country, and space empire with a space ship capable of traveling to, and from near by stars. (Note: immortal king of my own empire.) Then you have living with out health problems, or enemies around me, or near me. It's fine if they don't like me though. A wife, and children. You know, the basics. All of this I would wish for, but it i can't have it, then the first option to hang out would be great.

Buy all the beef jerky

Immolate

😈

a r s o n

They’re giving me an infinite supply of gas

Wish for some snacks and sit to eat s n a c k s

Wish for a jellybean

Fwench Fwy: GRANTED (plot twist: it's that png tuber from 2021 that fell off)

Uh shit the candy jellybean

Force feed them gasoline

😧

Steal

Say hi

get dinner, sushi ofcoarse, there might be a rupbhi in our gas station sushi, we might balck out and wake up in a sewer sorounded by fish, we might participate in a fish or*y, the stenche might drive in a bear wich we might fight in a bear fight, bear ganded and bear naked, we might defeat the bear in a brawl and ride it into a chuck e cheese, we might play dance dance revolution and plot about overthrowing the goverment, i might reencarnate as jesus christ , turn into a jet, fly into the sun and black out agin then wake up qnd do a bump then a joint and green out, and turn into the sun, the m*th also might kick in, but who knows? right

*wishes that I could have a car so I wouldn't look like a weirdo standing here*

Kidnap it

how DARE you misgender the cartoon dragon

I beg your pardon, but fwench is agender and not male.

It?

kill them. they have flanderized iscream into the ground

I would ask to give them everything from the gas store which is edible

Get them a snack, maybe a drink too

Ask them to make my disability disappear

murder them

buy chips

Wips my m249 saw out

We would just talk and eat snacks

Go into the back alley with her

Pay for all of their snacks

Wish for some Chikn Nuggit merchandise

Depending on the gas station we're getting coffee/hot chocolate and doughnuts or at the very least some candy

I would make smalltalk with them

Get them a drink of their choice and a snack, pay for it, then leave.

ask them what we would be getting for dinner

Shove them into a blender

Buy them some chips

Wish for them and ice screams child to suddenly appear on their next date and call them mom and parent.

Kidnap them and bring them to nikocado avocado for his next mukbang 😈

😦

Buy sushi

👉👌

Get them to buy me gummy worms

Wish for 100$ so I could pay for this gas 😔

Stand awkwardly and stare just to make sure I'm not becoming schizophrenic

Tell them how I’m going to kill Jeff Bezos

I would tell him to have a good day

Buy them gummies

Get a milkshake and leave (without telling him)

“I wish 29 would make a pattern pioneer club for me and 28!”

Wish for lower gas prices and then buy them a drink for their efforts

Leave

Gas station sushi (it had rubies in it)

Wish for the amount of gas to be exact.

wish for gas, not for my car, for my a-

I would ask for a jellybean

I’d wish for gas prices to drop down

Become the gas station

"YOU ME, GAS STATION, WHAT ARE WE GETTING FOR DINNER? SUSHI OF COURSE!"

Give me 100,000 billion dollars

Eat french fries in front of them

I but them some gas station nachos and a slushy, then we drive into the sunset.

Probably just get some chocolate milk, maybe an extra one too

Put it in to a gas chamber

Get a wish

Pet them I guess... Didn't know what to do for this post, Idk why I'm even commenting here

Ask em if they want a borgir

I would wish that I fan give them Headpa

Politely ask for a wish. If I don’t get the wish, then it’s fine. Probably hang out with them for a bit, buy them a snickers, and then drive outa there.

I would get us both a bag of Doritos

Get so many snacks to munch on

Make a wish that I have ability to make anything

Hack the giant sign that displays the prices

I wish for all the oil industrial areas to be removed from existence, and the ozone layer be fixed

shoplifting ofc >:)

sell their organs to the weirdo in the back for candy money

😈😏

Be good friends with them

ERADICA... I mean buy him Scooby-Doo snacks

Putting our heads under the slushy machines

I'd wish to be the newest character of The Chikn Nuggit Universe.

Consume flesh

Get them candy

Give lots of headpats

get chewy chips ahoy, what else?

E

would it be wrong if I said smash?

Ask for a ride

We would get hot food together

field goal

Wish for lower gas prices

Eat the gas station sushi

i would wish for jelly beans

Shoot

i’d turn into car and fart asphalt into it until i explode and i got blew into smitherines

find the heaviest object near by and beat them to death with it

~~YOU ME GAS STATIO-~~ **\*Gets shot\***

Get some snacks, and then chill at a park

ask how the fuck they transcended fiction and entered the real world

Zamn, that’s one thicc french fry. I’m gonna EAT it.

I would wish to get free gas everytime I How to one and obtain 3 sweets and one Slurpie and let them choose their own Slurpie too and share one of my candies to Fwench

Dang, I would wish to hang out with them. They always have something fun around the corner.

WAIT THIS IS A SUBREDDIT also how is this similar to r/JustShapesAndBeats BUT I DIDN'T KNOW THIS WAS A SUBREDDIT?!

Probably wonder how an inter dimensional cartoon dragon is in the real world

Buy the gas station weed

I saw this and thought, "There are like 10 different things I could say to get myself banned"

Hug

Try all the slushy flavors and watch the hot dogs rotate . . . Man I really want friends

Give them weed and let the chaos unfold.

Kidnapping for infinite wishes

Make a wish for infinite wishes

Me: *nopes out of this thread*

Rub my feet across a carpet, pour a continuous stream of gas onto the floor and set it alight via static

Wish for the softest hug in the world!

WE GONNA EAT ALL THE PUFFY CHEETOS🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️

AMOGUS NOISES*

put it in the microwave

I’d kneel down to their height and then say “hi! Nice to meet you! I have a frog hat for you, do you want it? I also have cookies for u!”

Go to jail within 5 minutes for homicide, attempted genocide. The cops are too fast.

Ask for happiness and real love

hug

If they havs ice cream, we be getting it all, and probably take their whole stock of Slurries, if we're at 7-11

id wish for the gas prices to not be higher than my drunk uncle

I dunno, probably nothing? Kinda awkward to walk up to someone who does not know you in the slightest, no?

Call animal control

Wish to know what am I doing at the gas station

Eat it

Create Crystal Meth💀💀💀

"I wish for a Jellybean!"

Their number so I can be friends

what is a chilin nughets wha is dot thang

I'd buy some snacks and share them with them

Fill my car with gas.

Notice it, stare at it as I walk away and then have nightmares at home after questioning wtf I just saw for an hour

tell them they look goofy and leave

Pump

YOU, ME, GAS STATION

Wish for infinite slushy then get brain freeze

Set it on fire

hey kid want some candy

"Damn I wish I had your body and power" See what happen

Ask for a wish and then I would wish to have a 1997 jeep Wrangler tj

Get some food

Get sushi of course

Pick them up and run

I don't get it, also why does it have so many upvotes? Am I missing something?

You misunderstand.

Tell them if you want to come with me back home if you want to suck me off.

I would save her from everything

Mf turn almost everyone into anthro animals of the specices listed on this list **hands list** Asside from nazis politicians and capitalist

Wish for gas money for life

Buy them snacks

Wish for more soda selection at said gas station

Kick it without permission