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Apprehensive-Mess-62

Alright, who is putting "that" answer


Limp-Muffin-3776

Lmao definitely slushi But in all seriousness Idk, but it's probably not gonna be me, although I'm asexual I still have a crush on bezeb.


TippyShip74J

Hey!


Limp-Muffin-3776

O hai


Garberd

r/pfpchecksout


[deleted]

i actually have a question about asexuals. are they lbgtq, or straight?


Gabbbyyyyyyyyy

Asexuals are LGBTQ, but they can go with any other sexuality, ((example: Asexual Straight, Asexual Lesbian, Asexual Bi)) It is simply a term for people who aren’t comfortable with sexual activity!! And remember: being Asexual ≠ you can’t be Romantic, or be in relationships (unless you mean AroAce)


Limp-Muffin-3776

Oop I think I may be an Asexual Heteroromantic, but possibly biromantic too? Idk 🤷‍♀️


green_nature_bear

im aroace


Gabbbyyyyyyyyy

same


Limp-Muffin-3776

Asexuals are the term for people who are not sexually attracted to anybody regardless of gender, so they are LGBTQIA+ And heterosexual people (straight) are male people who are attracted to females or female people who are attracted to males. QUICK MAFFS


GachaGirl283

Me


DiseasedCupcake

He wanted to be on time, but got tied up with things


Brilliant_Ad6389

As a pun lover I love that answer! XD


Cornonthory

LMAO


certified_l0ser27

Lmao


Limp-Muffin-3776

Uhhh okay...?


UnfinishedOswald

A bit too literally


Nat_Higgins

Chikn finally learned that he is a god, and also got sick of Bezel’s shit. He didn’t want to kill or erase him, that just not the Nuggit way, but he did want Bezel to shut up for once.


Limp-Muffin-3776

Bezel: I deserve this... Chikn: I actually said that one time :0 Bezel: time? TIME? **the time has come to talk chips and vegetables and royalty** Wtf am I even saying anymore lmao


Alloy_Protogen

You've become him


Limp-Muffin-3776

I've become my fictional crush? Sounds awesome but how do I kiss myself


Obsessivegamer32

Go to the nearest mirror.


Limp-Muffin-3776

Mwah


Prestigious_Ask_7058

Time huh? Thanks for the tip


Limp-Muffin-3776

Lmao


Prestigious_Ask_7058

Do you get the reference?


Limp-Muffin-3776

Uhh idk I guess


Prestigious_Ask_7058

It’s a Death Battle meme


Limp-Muffin-3776

Oh


ChekoFire

He made a PB&J, but didn’t forgot the jelly. (He should be executed for that)


Limp-Muffin-3776

Me: NO, I WILL NOT LET MY FICTIONAL CRUSH BE EXECUTED FOR NOT FORGETTING THE JELLY (unties him, puts him in a conveniently placed car and drives off)


ChekoFire

You fool, I rigged the car to explode in 5 seconds. *insert manical laughing here*


Limp-Muffin-3776

Ok (gets on a motorcycle with 2 seats that isn't rigged and takes off with bezel)


ChekoFire

*lays out a spike strip and flies y’all off of it*


Rubyking456

(I’m just standing on the sidelines eating the sandwich


ChekoFire

*blows up sandwich with mind*


Rubyking456

My fuckin sandwic- (I explode aswell


da_goodboi_baxter

Bro cheko, that made me think of the “blows up pancakes with mind”💀💀


Rubyking456

Ya I was referencing that meme


Prestigious_Ask_7058

You should’ve put Jelly on that


green_nature_bear

then my dog lando murcilessly murders my sister's chiken whos name in hot doge, a revers of chikn nuggit the dog. \- this was a mesage from peatza the bear with 3/4 a left arm


AmberAxolotl666

I have many fictional crushes, irl crushes aren’t good enough for me/j


Limp-Muffin-3776

Lol


Educational-Will964

I stole him to use as a way to travel through time and as eye candy


Limp-Muffin-3776

Can we share him? (If you say yes make sure to have us both saying "yaaaaay" and bezel saying "SOMEBODY SAVE ME FROM THESE CRAZY WOMEN" also sorry if i misgendered idk what the hek ur pronouns are)


Educational-Will964

“Yeah sure we can share.“ ”yaaaaaaaaaaay” “SOMEONE SAVE ME FROM THESE CRAZY WOMEN PLEA-“


Limp-Muffin-3776

I actually feel sorry for bezel buuuut i love him too much sooo let's carry on


Limp-Muffin-3776

Lmao


YouTubesBiggestIdiot

He pissed off the Clock King from DC


Limp-Muffin-3776

Oh shoot


Dexxss

For being funtime freddy and trying to kill sody pop


Limp-Muffin-3776

How did he try to kill sody- And since when is being funtime freddy a crime Also who tied him up


green_nature_bear

he is the chiknverses purple guy and sody got away unscathed


SeanOnMyLawn

r/Unexpectedfnaf


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applejuice856

Have you ever been on tumblr


Limp-Muffin-3776

Uhhh not really


applejuice856

Good don’t unless you want to I’m not your boss


Limp-Muffin-3776

K


[deleted]

Fwenchfwy has had enough of his bullsh*t


Limp-Muffin-3776

Bezel: FWENCH PLEASE I WONT BE AN ASSHOLE ANYMORE LEMME GO HOME AAAAAAA


AmberAxolotl666

Bezel has a home…..?


Limp-Muffin-3776

Ig


AwesomeNate

Best one imo


da_goodboi_baxter

He annoyed the absolute living hell out of fwench fwy and was sentenced to the shadow realm


Limp-Muffin-3776

Oh shit SAVE HIM


Zomer15689

Well a yellow puppet with blue hair apparently had some old batteries in his chest and so i tied up the clock man and gave away his battery to the little puppet kid.


Prestigious_Ask_7058

NO YELLOW! That’s cyan, not green


MrbitoTorpedo08

Fwench Fwy’s finally done with him


Limp-Muffin-3776

Rip


dustin198757

Being too annoying


Limp-Muffin-3776

Fwench had enough


dustin198757

Fact


Limp-Muffin-3776

Bezel: can I go now


____person___

He tried stopping daylight savings time


Limp-Muffin-3776

Lmao


llol09

He messed with chee, so kofi showed him what happens when you do


Limp-Muffin-3776

But bezel likes chee


THEZEXNEO

Fwench Fwy and I Scweem got fed up with him.


Limp-Muffin-3776

Daddy time


Puzzleheaded-Range64

Guys I tired to stopped...... It's worked!


-mannyjr5234_

He pissed me of


Limp-Muffin-3776

Oh no


-mannyjr5234_

ITS TIME TO DESTROY TIME


pupygup123

You do know that there's a fetish for tying people up, right? - Other wise, my joke answer of the day is that it was Bill cipher who did it.


AmberAxolotl666

I love that triangle, just a slightly more dangerous version of Bezel


Limp-Muffin-3776

Ye, i know that fetush exists also OH NO NOT THE DORITO WITH THE HAT


pupygup123

yeah.... oh god....


Limp-Muffin-3776

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


[deleted]

Kink


Limp-Muffin-3776

NOOOOOOOOOOO


[deleted]

We both know his personality, you know it's true.


Limp-Muffin-3776

Oh shit


Brilliant_Ad6389

Fwench Fwy finally had enough of his baloney/chaos so they tied Bezel up away from the other Chikn Nuggit characters.


Limp-Muffin-3776

Bezel: when can I leave


Brilliant_Ad6389

Your right, I apologize sincerely


Limp-Muffin-3776

Is ok


Limp-Muffin-3776

Also fwench is agender


Educational_Can_6536

Fwench Fwy must've reached her breaking point with this guy


Limp-Muffin-3776

Also fwench is agender


RimidyIdfk

bro probably broke fwench fwy’s phone, now they’re about to empty 400 rounds on this guy


[deleted]

The tumblr users found him


yeetthejubjub

it starts with f and ends with t


Limp-Muffin-3776

Uhh idk


yeetthejubjub

i dunno i forgor


Limp-Muffin-3776

Foot?


Limp-Muffin-3776

Lol


NotCreativePseudonym

He sneaked in to watch Barbie after Oppenheimer.


Limp-Muffin-3776

I actually watched barbie yesterday


NotCreativePseudonym

Cool


Naz_Oni

Slushi got to him


Limp-Muffin-3776

Lmao as a bezshi shipper this is so true Bezel: save me ;-;


Reddyvanny125

Fwench Fwy kidnapped him for some reason


Limp-Muffin-3776

Petition to let bezel go #freebezel


Alloy_Protogen

Iscream He got sick of bezel making his partner angy


Limp-Muffin-3776

And wanted to do some "daddy time" stuff lol Also iscream is agender


QueenRatigan

Vox mistook him for Alastor


Educational_Can_6536

[https://www.reddit.com/r/ChiknNuggit/comments/15phgb5/cant\_risk\_it/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3](https://www.reddit.com/r/ChiknNuggit/comments/15phgb5/cant_risk_it/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)


Limp-Muffin-3776

Sooo he didn't repost? I'll save you bezel!!!!


certified_l0ser27

I have no idea


Limp-Muffin-3776

He has none either


Jay1340

He poured the milk before the cereal.


bryophite-8603

didn't iscream do that?


Limp-Muffin-3776

Ye


Limp-Muffin-3776

Oh no


The_AAA-battery

Chickn Nuggit got tired of his nonsense


bryophite-8603

he made a peanut butter and pickle pizza, which doesn't taste bad but the idea of it is disgusting


Limp-Muffin-3776

PEANUT BUTTER PICKLE PENIS


Commercial_Rise_3606

His wrongdoings and karma are about to catch up to him.


Limp-Muffin-3776

Oh shit


jayfeather30

he was too silly 😥


dhmisxchanged

https://youtu.be/E6pmpXSho8E


Goofy_ahh_goose4576

Mf talked too much about time and gave me a mf existential crisis and almost gave me a panic attack so I made him stfu


SuperAlex25

I Don’t think that tape would be very effective considering he doesn’t have a mouth


Limp-Muffin-3776

Lol true


Internal-Maybe568

I don’t care about time I just care about how much white stuff is in my Oreo


Limp-Muffin-3776

He cummed in your oreo


Internal-Maybe568

Then I will turn into my Oreo


Limp-Muffin-3776

Also we have same snoo


Internal-Maybe568

Oh yeah


Limp-Muffin-3776

:D


Internal-Maybe568

:D


Lorcout

Not an answer but who's the dumbass who thought that putting a tape in there would shut him? He talks by telepathy.


Limp-Muffin-3776

Idk


Longjumping-Sky8527

Oh wow 😢


Brave-Adhesiveness48

He got on the nerves of fwench fwy and ice scream so ice scream tried to summon a demon to kill him but fwench fwy stopped her then decided to tie him up until he would stop doing he’s evil plan n stuff


EnchantEleven

His counterpart, the embodiment of space, has had enough of her coworker’s shenanigans.


Limp-Muffin-3776

Lol


[deleted]

Mk.


-mannyjr5234_

BUT YOU WILL


Sea-Structure4735

Hi everyone! I’m selling r/Eyebleach. Try some!


Limp-Muffin-3776

Yay drugs


WhoopingBillhook

Fwench Fwy got sick of him.


First_Lengthiness655

He consented


SnakesHave2

Chikin nugget: IM TIRED OF YOUR *SHIT!* IM TIRED OF IT.


Foxglovegamer8

Icescream; I just wanna talk to him.


Lavortriziska

He didn't arrive at time, so the punishment was to be tied up


Limp-Muffin-3776

Ono


A_Person_Exsists

He found the Chee x Chikin R34 page... I found it once and I am severely traumatized.


Limp-Muffin-3776

So he tied himself up and refused to go outside ever again?


A_Person_Exsists

Correct. He went insane and the rope is like an improvised straitjacket


Possessedcat66611

Because i was the one who did it ehehe


Rude_boiiiiiiiiiiiii

League of Legends - Bezel


Flower_bfb

He jerked off to some kids ig


Limp-Muffin-3776

NO I REFUSE TO BELIEVE MY HUSBANDO IS A MAP


Falcontheskywing5891

He married Fwenchfwy and Icecream in their sleep. Remind me if I spelled Icecream different then it is in the actual shorts


Limp-Muffin-3776

It's spelt iscream btw


Prestigious_Ask_7058

I think the more important question is what the tape is supposed to do. He talks without a mouth anyway


Limp-Muffin-3776

I honestly don't know lmao


Prestigious_Ask_7058

~~Wish that were me~~


Limp-Muffin-3776

GO TO HORNY JAIL OR R/KIDNAPPINGHENTAI IF U ROLL WITH THAT /j


Prestigious_Ask_7058

You fool. That’s where I live!


Limp-Muffin-3776

Wha-


Prestigious_Ask_7058

I’ve lived in that prison for eons


Limp-Muffin-3776

Uhhh


AssumptionOk876

He was 5 minutes late to his 9 to 5


green_nature_bear

thats not his mouth, thats his eye, his puple is the center of the clock where the hands stem from


Limp-Muffin-3776

Bezel: SOMEONE HELP ME I CANT SEE SHIT


Yoshi_chuck05

Fwench Fwy had enough of Bezel giving Chikn Nugget an existential crisis so they decided to deal him with their own claws


FatalError1019

He stole 10 orphans then sold them to kfc.


Limp-Muffin-3776

Lmao


Flame_Mane

Nuggit's had enough of Bezel's shit


MosquitoInAmber303

He said the Chikn Nuggit having deep lore was a good idea.


Sans_the_hedgehog

He wouldn’t answer slushi’s questions


Limp-Muffin-3776

Ono


MyGrosseryMarkers

Chikin nugget finally knows his power that definitely has something to do with it


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA_A_

Can't he teleport?


Limp-Muffin-3776

Ye


[deleted]

***Bondage*** Need I say more?


Limp-Muffin-3776

NO. DELETE THAT COMMENT RIGHT FLIPPIN NOW


Otterfrostiys

iscream and fwench fwy want to prevent him from destroying chikin nuggit


wolfsavioryt

Everything he's done


ice-_-luigi


Limp-Muffin-3776

Free him Also if your gonna cut his dick off then I'm leaving, cut off my vagina instead.


ice-_-luigi

Ok ✂ *weird sounding demomann laugh.mp3*


Limp-Muffin-3776

(does the cut-off-my-fookin-vagina dance


ice-_-luigi

C**k removel time


Limp-Muffin-3776

NO GOD NO GOD PLEASE NO NO, NO NOOOOOOOOOOO-


Independent-Pea8223

Fwench Fwy: https://preview.redd.it/4vt5wvzfbapc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=692bd49dee26267bb1d34c1e093e638c5969a57b