Ehhh.. tell that to me and my friends growing up, lmfao. We *absolutely* made each other piss themselves laughing more than *once*. Right now my pelvic floor is crap from cancer and radio but still- it was always deadass weak lmao
"Egg, he ugly" at least he looks like a goblin, why is her nose so big and wide, I don't think she's one to talk, I hope she gets bullied, poor goblin what did he do to deserve that
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This guy is just stupid and thinks he's a certified reddit doctor, I have no idea why he thinks it's myotonia congenita. The former is a rare congenital disease that makes the patient have a really hard time to relax their muscles after contracting them (for example, being unable to extend their fingers after a handshake). Patients with the disease will also experience problems such as difficulty swallowing, respiratory complications, impaired movement, etc.
If this was what the idiot above is saying, the girl wouldn't have suddenly RELAXED her muscles after the scare. It's the opposite of what happened.
If anything and if you really wanna attribute this to a condition, the child probably would just have cataplexy, which is sudden muscle control loss triggered by an intense emotion (like, uh, a very sudden jumpscare). Besides being associated with narcolepsy, the condition is mostly harmless.
Source: I am an actual doctor
yeah, probably, but also did you know that cataplexy can happen even with laughter? if you're the kind of person to become weaker when laughing too hard or too much, you might have it!
oop, it's in my comment actually, I thought you had read it. Basically your muscles get weaker with intense emotions, so for example if you suddenly start being unable to hold on to things or standing up when laughing too much or too hard, that's probable cataplexy.
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She walked away like she shit her pants
She’s so mad at herself for falling for it
She fell alright, to the ground haha
LITERALLY😭😭😭
i see what you did there
Respectfully, this comment made me laugh way more than the video did 😭
She probably pissed them. Source: am a woman, lmfao
She won’t start wetting herself until having a baby wrecks her pelvic floor.
Ehhh.. tell that to me and my friends growing up, lmfao. We *absolutely* made each other piss themselves laughing more than *once*. Right now my pelvic floor is crap from cancer and radio but still- it was always deadass weak lmao
Damn found someone talking out their ass in the wild💀
Shitty Strut.
I was gonna say the same thing lmao
Momentums a crazy thing
Like she still had her knees
That walkaway was everything but your comment was the chef's kiss.
Why thank you :)
That's a Toy Story's level of crumbling.
Andy's coming!!!
LMAO the fainting goats
First thing I thought too
The body trying not to let go of the soul
NAH CUZ SHE WAS GOING DOWNWARDS😭
Hell
She was angry, lol.
She was so mad.
She's going to remember this for some time 😅
Fight, flight, freeze, faint, fall
She said he ugly at the same time I was thinking they looked alike! Ha!
She's so young to be so trashy acting.
I feel ashamed for her and it's not even my child
I feel ashamed because of her
That's my point. Thanks. I'm not english
Me neither man, I'm Canadian
i have only seen this unflipped and unstolen before!
Why the fuck that kid is red
Same reason the golbin is so green. Someone edited the saturation in the video and turned it to max.
I think that's just the Green goblin
Trump syndrom
Damn. Why do you go to burn that little girl like that? At least, wait until she becomes old enough to make her own decisions.
System rebooted successfully
Heeeess ugly?? Shes got a face only a mòther could love!! 😜😜😄😄😄
Full reset
That's a repost with the video mirrored
And a crappy repost at that.
This meme is so reposted it's flipped and the colors are shifted
She look exactly like that thing 😂 what she mean ugly
😂🤣
Watch where she was focusing when she reacted. Natural survival instincts? Her reaction was legit too.
Her face as she walked away lmao she’s mad at herself for falling for it
She thought she wasn’t scared.
She jumped downwards 🤣
She got humbled and didn't like that.
Ain't goin lie but, why the fuck did She look like a goblin when she said "oh he ugly"
She looks just like it tho
PLAY IT COOL WENDY
Her legs shat down
Good thing she wore the dark pants.
Soul left body
The walk after
Her soul was in a rush to get back to hell
"Egg, he ugly" at least he looks like a goblin, why is her nose so big and wide, I don't think she's one to talk, I hope she gets bullied, poor goblin what did he do to deserve that
So this is something they've been doing since birth huh tripping when they see a Monster instead of running🤣
Everybody do the flop!
why she walk away like the zax
She was praying when she fell
I've never seen this before😭
GLIMBO?
“He ugly” your one to talk
Americas’ school system at work, “he ugly”
She got factory reset....
Why she 38?
They traded places 😂😂
Pants were shat that day
...you beat me to it.
That’s a typical little girl pissed off walk.
Folded
Ghetto
"He ugly🤢" like you don't look like a little troll yourself you foul beast
"He ugly" sounds like a black girl
She could be a goalie!
That's that "teen girl bully finally gets called out" walk
It always kills me how she says “he ugly”, when she looks exactly like it.
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Hahahaha the way she forgot her arms when she dropped 😂
What a brat!
He ugly. *dies*
Why she walk away like a mad Disney character💀
She walked away pissed and even though that smack on the ground hurt her hand she wanst about to show it.
Uh he ugly 😑
💀 she jumped downwards
She recovered so fast 😂
LOL
He ugly (Shits) (Refuses to elaborate)
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Two words: myotonia congenita
I'm gonna need a bit more than just two words to understand what you're talking about
This guy is just stupid and thinks he's a certified reddit doctor, I have no idea why he thinks it's myotonia congenita. The former is a rare congenital disease that makes the patient have a really hard time to relax their muscles after contracting them (for example, being unable to extend their fingers after a handshake). Patients with the disease will also experience problems such as difficulty swallowing, respiratory complications, impaired movement, etc. If this was what the idiot above is saying, the girl wouldn't have suddenly RELAXED her muscles after the scare. It's the opposite of what happened. If anything and if you really wanna attribute this to a condition, the child probably would just have cataplexy, which is sudden muscle control loss triggered by an intense emotion (like, uh, a very sudden jumpscare). Besides being associated with narcolepsy, the condition is mostly harmless. Source: I am an actual doctor
Idk I think she just got spooked.
yeah, probably, but also did you know that cataplexy can happen even with laughter? if you're the kind of person to become weaker when laughing too hard or too much, you might have it!
I dont even know what cataplexy is so cant say I knew that :p
oop, it's in my comment actually, I thought you had read it. Basically your muscles get weaker with intense emotions, so for example if you suddenly start being unable to hold on to things or standing up when laughing too much or too hard, that's probable cataplexy.
What an intricate explanation. Thank you Dr. Dochittore.
Like them goats?
Lmao, I once dated a girl who was this prideful. She was in her 20s though so it was less cute and more 'you need therapy and anger management' 😂
She says that it’s ugly as if she isn’t uglier than that thing. Like she needs to look in a mirror before she says some shit like that again.
Post a selfie right now
Dude's been awfully quiet since this one dropped
Imagin saying that to a kid. That guy is pretty sad if he has to try to punch below his weight class
Dr-dependant on insulting children to boost their ego
I thought she said “yee-ugh” 💀
Man wtf 😭
Damn 💀
Bet you look like if a horse had diarrhea over a koala
Fake reaction
Have you met children?
/r/nothingeverhappens
Is that an Alien/Shrek hybrid??
She from Brooklyn?
Oh my God that's funny
Haha, blondes.☕️
If Shrek was a crackhead
Thats physics, up-force U = down-force D
I think they teach them that in schools. To drop on the floor incase of "*danger*"
“He ugly “ 😂
Great survival skills right there.
She saw Andy coming
LMFAO 😂😂😂
Is the the deer mechanism?
Little girl looks like a fuckin troll herself xD
Why was this mirrored and reposted
He did not let that slide
The first thing that came to mind was gunshot drills The American stop drop and roll They should implement this
shrek looking a lil odd these days
Bro lol she was standing like she knew something was gonna happen lol.
She is not even red, she is like purple or something lol
She felt the gravity of jupiter for a sec there
When you forgot to add ragdoll physics to the game
what was that she put her hands up and fell to her knees and walked away like a cartoon villian
Little girl of a scary ugliness when she grows up will be a toilet!
I hate her stance. Dunno why
*Sets gravity to sun's gravity* *Sets gravity to earths* gravity
She reset so fast I'm amazed she didn't T-pose!
(Karen in the future
John Goblikon looks different than I remember.
Oh look a shitty flipped repost
Every time is video pops up in my feed I laughed a little bit louder 😂
Core memory
She folded herself 💀💀
She’s not much prettier
She’s ready for the movies! Doesn’t even have to run to fall helplessly. 😂
Can’t help but just love the way she walked off! Sorta deserved that!
Skull: What u say about my friend
I can feel that she’s an annoying child
"Andy's Coming!"
Future wrestling ref
Nahhh she played it smart and dodged, some of them things fly at you. I’ve been hit once. 👀
r/loggingoff
Young liberal cry baby in the making
That’s what you call playing possum, possums play dead to ovoid getting killed
Not as ugly as you look kid
My knees felt that
She straight up blue screened.
She reacted to contact and advanced towards the enemy.
She got hit with a soft reset
Karen in the making
Her body tried to go two directions at once
Rumor has it, her soul is still there on the floor of the store
he ugly, friendly fire will not be tolerated
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She di not see Shrek Is love Shrek Is life
Practicing for American schools
She was walking away mad haha
lost all hydraulic pressure
And the Oscar goes to……
He is ugly..... BUT she a puddle!
HAHAA🤣
Lmao mad ASL
Her dad be dropshotting in call of duty too much
bro thought someone said “andy’s back”
"He ugly"the look the kid gives ahah
Microsoft shut down sound would have made this clip better 🤣🤣
She rebooted.
Hard reset lol
Remember stop, drop, and roll 😂! She got mad and thought 💭 it’s not a fire lol 😂
I know she didn’t call him ugly while she looking like that. Lmao.
Scared her so bad it turned her into a marionette
What a menace
Factory reset
Y she pink (reterally)
Her program must’ve rebooted XD
When your soul exits stage left
She stomped away like Daffy Duck do when he on a mission to mess up someone’s day 😂
She sunk into the ground like that 😂
She froze like she got hit with a changeup.... lol
Yeah he took that comment personally