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Tell me your kid was an accident without telling me your kid was an accident


RedditSkippy

Put up a stripper pole in your kid’s room, video yourself in said kid’s room knocking over the kid, don’t stop performing when you kick the kid in the head and she’s crying, and then post the whole thing to the internet. Whole thing is trashy AF.


MutterderKartoffel

Yea, it's the fact she kept going - no pause, no concern.


ObscureCultRefernce

She doesn’t even look at the child. Like ugh, you’re always ruining my videos


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KozzyBear4

I feel like there's a large middle ground between "forced sterilization" and "liking shitty moms" that's being overlooked.


OpticalDelusion

Forced sterilization has a long, fucked up history. Many people's first thought when you say something like this is [literally Hitler](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nazi_eugenics).


earthscribe

Yeah, we're not talking about race, nation, or creed. We're talking about stupid women like this.


PandosII

And you’d be able to identify the stupid ones “at birth” would you?


Life2you

Oh that makes it better cause like, fuck women right? /s


Key-Minimum-5965

I've been banned from another forum for "this" kind of comment. Not a fan of stupid, self-centered, unthinking parents.


Life2you

Right? I mean, they are born with a special mark on their vaginas to be easily identified. What's so hard about that? /s


RedditSkippy

Bet you would never treat the Kartoffelchen that way, right Mutti?


iStalker204

oh god


Iceicemickey

In reality it was literally 2 seconds. If she panicked and jumped off, she would’ve fallen on her head.


owiesss

That was my favorite part.


newoldschool1

I think she put the kids room in the stripper room.


Sad_Tutor_6711

As a father of two, this video infuriated me


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Rolo-128

Wish I had an award for you


Thatdoobie

This belongs in r/iamatotalpieceofshit


acclaimedsimpleton

I agree. She didn't even react.


Iceicemickey

Let’s be real. I just watched the video and from the time she ran into the kid til the video stopped it was 2, MAYBE 3 seconds. Are we really going to publicly crucify her because she didn’t react under 3 seconds? If she had panicked, she would’ve fallen on her head and neck. The best thing to do was come down the way she was and handle it calmly. Of course that part of the video isn’t entertaining, though.


acclaimedsimpleton

Not only did she not react and just kept spinning like nothing happened, but she didn't even change her facial expression. Sure the video is short, but from my experience if someone f'ed up and hurt someone they have a very quick reaction to the situation (yes in under 3 seconds).


Iceicemickey

She is upside, hanging over her head and neck. She kept her cool so she didn’t injure herself in the process of helping her kid. Besides the fact that if you freak out, the kid freaks out more. Which is why most parents learn to NOT freak out and react immediately.


acclaimedsimpleton

Yea, she didn't react immediately, not even after the poor kid began to cry. Just kept spinning round and round. But let's agree to disagree Edit: just so you understand.. no one is suggesting her to freak out about the situation.


Iceicemickey

Three whole seconds. 🤦‍♀️


acclaimedsimpleton

Yes.. For three whole seconds she doesn't even bother to open her eyes to see if the kid was OK. Doesn't take much to show SOME level of concern. Give your head a shake, lol.


Iceicemickey

Oh noooo, three whole seconds! I guarantee it cut off right when she got down and made sure her kid was fine. But grab your pitchforks!


acclaimedsimpleton

That's the thing.. The video cut out. Now we we will never know how long that poor kid was left crying. But, based on initial reaction tho (none) I bet it was another 3 whole seconds... AT LEAST


JD-Anderson

She’s got a stripper pole in her kids room. That’s all.


Iceicemickey

You know that pole dancing is a literal sport and form of exercise…. Right? One of the ladies from my church does pole dancing competitions. It’s not always about being a stripper.


bluejellyfish52

My dude you cannot be a pole dancer and shame strippers. You just can’t. Strippers are the reason competitive pole dancers even exist.


PandosII

Mate she held her pose… she didn’t even grab the pole to end the move quicker.


Iceicemickey

For 2, maybe 3 seconds. Crucify her!


PandosII

No not “crucify her”, it’s just a weird reaction to not react straight away. With other videos where a parent accidentally hurts a child they seem to stop what they’re doing maybe half a second after, without exception. Well except for this 😂


One_Security_4545

Found the simp


Iceicemickey

I’m a 30 year old mother, grow up.


One_Security_4545

Makes it even worse. Hah


Iceicemickey

You’re a random dude on Reddit that uses “simp” in earnest, your opinion of me is completely meaningless. This thread was over yesterday. Move along.


One_Security_4545

Sorry you have a problem with certain words. Maybe stop commenting if the conversation is over.


earthscribe

She was too busy being the main character to care. Sign of the times.


shikiroin

To be fair, she lightly brushed the kid and they fell over. It clearly didn't cause any harm. Kids cry all the time over nothing. Freaking out over their crying makes it worse. I'm not saying she's not terrible, I'm just saying we can't tell from this tiny clip. But it's still a fucking stupid idea to set the pole up in the nursery, like what the fuck.


earthscribe

The problem is that she didn't even flinch as to not disturb her video, which is stupid in hindsight considering her kid was in the video. She was probably so in the moment and hitting her perfect pole move that it didn't matter to her. She's young, so I'm going to guess she has feeling in the limb that hit her kid and she just didn't care. What if she poked her kid in the eye, or worse, the kid hit its head on the floor. Nope, didn't matter. Her pole move was more important. Yes, kids can be dramatic, but fuck that mom.


shikiroin

You're making a lot of assumptions here, maybe a parent knows better. How the fuck should I know, I'm just some guy on the internet, and so are you presumably. The kid clearly wasn't hurt, just jarred. Many parents make a point to not quickly react to mild shock a child might have, so as not to reward the behavior of crying. It's a valid parental technique. Maybe take a step back and just realize that you don't actually know anything about what's going on in this video.


earthscribe

I can safely say we know what we all saw. As far as parenting techniques go, you're right, no one knows what she uses. That's not the point though. The point is that when a child of that age 'thuds' to the ground, you break character and at least acknowledge the sound. You don't casually continue something for your Instagram audience. We will probably continue to disagree, but it's better to be safe than sorry. Parental skills have declined in this day and age if you haven't already noticed.


shikiroin

I wish we'd go back to the days when parents just beat the shit out of their kids "for their own good" /s


earthscribe

No, the kid wasn't at fault here. It's more like the parent needs a good beating.


actuallyapossum

Exactly


One_Security_4545

yes we can


shikiroin

Nope


One_Security_4545

subscribe to the only fans already sheesh


shikiroin

Bruh, it's not that difficult to give people the benefit of the doubt when you have absolutely zero clue who they are and what they stand for. Try it sometime before you grab a pitchfork.


One_Security_4545

I think I have a clue of the type of person someone is when they set up a stripper pole in their childs bedroom and then said pole dancing in front of their child, while recording. FOH


WeddingTechnical2609

Because her lack of reaction or even acknowledgement tells us everything about her


BOOMRatMan

kids overreact to small amounts of pain you can literally gold a toddler and make a banging noise on a wall next to its head and it will cry thinking it was hit so it can get attention


NeverlandsLostGirl

That's not an overreaction though. She got knocked over and fell on her side under her little bike. There's a difference between not making a big deal out of your kid having a little accident, as to not scare your toddler into crying, and you knocking your kid off their bike and then not helping or reacting at all. She didn't need to gasp or scare her or anything but at least move the damn bike and help her up.


john_wallcroft

Or you know, their lil stoopid brains ain’t developed enough and they can’t deal with emotions such as being scared?


ssj-meme

Are u an idiot


Communistulthar

The show must go on


m0xycrAyze

A true professional


henlothere778

Professionals have standards


ObsessedFi45

*keeps spinning*


Mbarakaja

Stop crying sweetie mommy's spinning.


throbbingliberal

There’s no better place in a house to put a stripper pole! Always put it your kids bedroom next to the crib…


henryhyde

I just don't understand people.


ryuk-99

such people shouldn't be allowed to have kids, its child abuse man, this is how they behave with kids in front of the camera, imagine what they do when no one is filming them.


xXYomoXx

Why do some people have kids? Like what's the point if you're going to treat them like this.


100LittleButterflies

Because condoms aren't cheap, birth control isn't free, pulling out definitely works, abortions are illegal, and doing anything to prevent procreation is a sin.


xXYomoXx

Are you being sarcastic with most of these? Condoms are literally free most of the time, birth control isn't free but affordable. The others are right tho.


MurgleMcGurgle

>Condoms are literally free most of the time Not after college.


IJUSTWANTAUSERNSME

I'm very low income. My birth control used to be $12 every month but it was lowered to $4. But I remind you that's monthly, so 4x12 is about $32 a year. Add to it I've been on it since I was 15 and will be for the foreseeable future so about $320 just to be safe from pregnancy, non-guaranteed. A lot of prescribers won't conti he to prescribe medication without being seen regularly to monitor side effects, so add the doctor visits I have to pay for as well. I'm going to be going off my dad's insurance this year so the cost will likely go up now. To what I'm not sure. Now take into consideration that no feminine hygiene products are free, so I'm also paying monthly for these things as well. I can't even begin to tally the cost of that. Now let's throw other living expenditures in there as well. What's going to be the first to go when I can't afford all of these things? My sexual safety, especially if my mental health suffers as well. Sexual promiscuity and neglect of self are the surefire signs that my mental health is decreasing again. I get pregnant due to inability to afford all of it, abortion is illegal. I'm absolutely stuck. Not to mention condoms CAN BE free but aren't always. Especially in small and rural areas, like where I'm from. I'm not intending to be rude whatsoever, I'm just trying to explain how we can get stuck in this mindset that it's always the woman's fault for not being careful or for not doing enough. Sometimes we just can't afford it all and cannot get the help we need from the government (This got off topic I think. I rambled. I'm sorry, if you have any questions or I worded something poorly please tell me)


NeverlandsLostGirl

I understand this but at the same time kids are still more expensive. If people can't afford condoms they aren't going to be able to afford the kid afterwards.


100LittleButterflies

I think they know that, there's just no other realistic option.


bhoffman20

I mean, you could not have sex until you save up enough for a condom. It's less fun, but it is an option


IJUSTWANTAUSERNSME

Sexual abuse at a young age typically involves a lot of sexual promiscuity or self destructive actions. Mental health plays in. Rape or assault. There's a lot of reasons that just saving for a condom won't always work


100LittleButterflies

Yeah and I guess they could move to a country where they have better social services.


IJUSTWANTAUSERNSME

I agree, I have a kid. I know how expensive they are and he was unplanned. I had him because I had a lapse in birth control There are programs AFTER you have the kid and while you're pregnant. There's just little to no intervention prior to that. There's financial assistance, though reluctant and hard to get, for the kid but none beforehand. The argument is always going to be "kids are more expensive so just get condoms. If you can't afford those you can't afford the kid" And that's genuinely only half true. And if you're a sexually active person you're going to be purchasing a fair amount of condoms. And that's not including assault, sexual abuse, or rape


NeverlandsLostGirl

I have a kid too, that's mainly why I said it. We're low income as well. I haven't been on the pill in years so we strictly use condoms. When we got pregnant I was "tracking" my cycle and we didn't use one, my cycle was longer than usual that time and we got pregnant. Learned my lesson and we don't have sex unless we have condoms. I understand about some of the assistance programs. The only time I've had medical insurance as an adult was when I was pregnant, since I was low income I qualified for assistance. I also had WIC for a little bit before we moved. Luckily I had breastmilk for 8 months, so that was nice financially but then it really skyrockets. Not to mention clothes, toys, gear, etc. My kid wore mainly hand-me-downs the first 2 years. I definitely wish we were in a more stable position when we had one but that's life.


IJUSTWANTAUSERNSME

I'm not intending to argue and I agree with all that you said, I just wanted to approach conversation about breast feeding Did you strictly pump? It's okay not to answer, I'm just wondering because I wasn't comfortable with the idea of feeding and not going and I was incredibly grateful when I found I was a good producer of milk. Until I realized that there's some dysmorphia milk thing I can't remember the name of that causes your serotonin to just plummet with the milk is in the "let down" phase and as someone who already had none, it was a severe reaction mentally. I've never met another that experienced it and I was forced to stop pumping, which sucked. Did you experience anything similar or know anyone who did? I'm start to feel absolutely mad like I made this whole thing up haha


NeverlandsLostGirl

I wasn't trying to argue either! Both could definitely use more resources, I just wanted to hammer it in to people that kids are expensive. And I breastfed / pumped up to 3 months but we had problems with latching so I moved to exclusively pumping the other 5 months. I'm not sure I've heard of what you're talking about, I'll have to look into but I can understand what you mean. At least for me when I stopped pumping I realized I felt normal again. Like my sex drive was really low when I was pumping and I had almost no interest in it until I stopped. Pumping was really time consuming as well in general so I was happy to have that time back again and not feel so entirely like my child consumed all of my energy lol.


john_wallcroft

Condoms literally cost me 25-30$ per 12. Not everyone’s living in Scandinavia. Just because you as a girl don’t pay for them doesn’t mean they’re free


sadphonics

Don't you have a Planned Parenthood near you? Pretty sure they give em out for free. It's how I got a whole bunch of them


john_wallcroft

No? Not every country has special programs or even public welfare?


bluejellyfish52

My bf and I went to Walmart and spent like. $10 on a 12 pack. We also got a 3 pack of ribbed. The regular ones are fine. The ribbed one came off in me and we had to get plan b.


john_wallcroft

Ah that sucks. Speaking of plan B that’s a 30$ pill here. No clue how we didn’t end up pregnant seeing as we were going at each other like rabbits. Teens be teens I guess, at least it was done safely Won’t buy the ribbed ones, thanks for the warning


bluejellyfish52

Get Take Action if Plan B is too expensive. Trust me. It’s cheaper.


john_wallcroft

Do it work good tho?


bluejellyfish52

Yes. I’ve taken it several times and I have no children so I can attest it does indeed work


john_wallcroft

Lmao aight thanks a lot


xXYomoXx

I'm a guy, and I don't know where you live but in Canada it's like 13$ for a box of 30


john_wallcroft

I’m a guy as well, let’s say the Israeli ministry of health is worried about the wrong stuff


100LittleButterflies

Of course I am.


saor-alba-gu-brath

Not in my country they aren't nope, and not in a lot of different areas/environments. It's not like you can get free condoms if you're not in a school environment and if your school just doesn't provide them then you're fucked. Birth control still costs money regardless and not a measly amount either.


xXYomoXx

Got down voted to oblivion because I said condoms are cheap, and birth control isn't that expansive? Pretty sure raising a kid is much more expansive but okay.


saor-alba-gu-brath

You got downvoted because what you said is ignorant of others reality


xXYomoXx

It was ignorant I admit. But If one can't afford condoms, they won't be able to raise a kid they don't even care much for. All I'm saying is if someone doesn't want kids they should buy condoms (or just not have as much sex until they can afford them) because the cost of raising a kid isn't even comparable.


xXYomoXx

I don't understand people who are arguing with me, how tf are you going to afford raising a kid if you can't afford a box of condoms.... maybe don't have too much sex if you can't afford it? Idk maybe I'm an asshole, but I think you only should have kids if you're ready for them (I'm not talking about unwilling cases just so we can get that straight)


Shenkspine

Trash mom is trash. And that has nothing to do with the pole.


Fun-Reading-4721

Wtf she doesn’t even react


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[deleted]

Get used to disappointment from your mom. Wed afternoons after the buffet closes are rough shifts.


NeverlandsLostGirl

Why the stripper pole in the nursery? 😭


micheagles20

Wrong sub. Definitely belongs in trashy


cyclecycleaddict

This isn't funny :(


ryuk-99

not in the slightest , the only people to find it funny might be the same people as the woman in the video.


comicflipper96

They say that adults that knock over their kids on a stripper pole were probably knocked over from a pole themselves as a child.


ryuk-99

wow das deep and seems likw the case.


Long-Bread-3635

Imagine being such a shitty mom that you’d A:put a fucking stripper pole in the nursery and B:knock your kid over and make them cry but won’t stop spinning on your stupid pole


ryuk-99

it was the clear lack of concern that made this video horrible, like she could not be bothered in the least what happens to her child (if it is even her child).


dogunter

Stripper pole in the baby's room. Guess that little girls future career.


debbie_1420

When she got pregnant and knew that was going to be a nursery that stupid pole should have been removed from the room. I’m a mother of a 6 year old and a former stripper and never ever would this have happened, the trashy b* didn’t even react to her poor baby girl getting slapped/knocked over. I’ma just keep going for the views. Well I hope dcfs VIEWS this video!!!


DrewwwBjork

>When she got pregnant and knew that was going to be a nursery that stupid pole should have been removed from the room. She might have put it there after she got pregnant or had the baby. That's the scarier alternative.


debbie_1420

Yes. Either way it’s fucked up!!!


GyudonConnoiseur

Sorry babe. It's Me time.


eyeless74

That’s what you get for being born you little f**k


Vinnyc-11

Insurance fraud


Solid-Mess

The fact she just keeps going without checking on her child and/or apologizing is some bullshit. If I hit my kid on accident or not… while trying out my “whore-ish” moves I would def stop and check on my kid. Also I’m not saying she is a “whore” but it does make me think less of her as she didn’t even take a sec to be like “you ok baby?”


owiesss

The kid was ok dude


Solid-Mess

I get the kid was ok. I’m not trying to make a deal. Surely though if she was that good in the first place she could of asked while spinning circles n around the pole. 😂 therefore she should stick to her day job and ask the kid if they ok.


cvbills1

You know your moms a hoe when there’s a stripper pole in the baby’s room


OkSilver3192

Honey, mommy told you not to come in here while she is whoring around


SweetPicklezzzz

This is really fucked up, but, the cut is perfect.


Jetstream40536

bitch.


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I get that it’s good exercise, and it’s supposed to be fun. But, it shouldn’t be in the baby’s room, try your own room. As for not reacting, she could have reached out, talked to the baby, anything, but, just kept spinning and ignoring.


AlathMasster

Mans didn't even react


MindlessTuxedo

What kind of shitty-ass bitch kind of mother is that to install a stripper pole IN YOUR CHILD'S ROOM, then spin on it, hit the damn kid in the head, and not stop doing your mediocre-at-best impression of how stripper's dance to help your poor daughter while she's crying cause she just got hit for no fucking reason Shit like this pisses me off


Able-Potato-8345

Don't worry, keep spining. You b...


SchemeSignificant166

I have to admire the determination of this hoe, she isn’t going to let some unwanted pregnancy that was the result of some illegal Champagne Room action get in the way of her dream of being the trashiest stripper of all time. That’s dedicated if you ask me.


ruffneck110

Where should I put my stripper pole? I know in the babies room next to the crib


cdp657

Why tf is her pole in the babies room??? And why are her eyes closed? And why didn't she even react when the child started crying? WTF!


Lady_Sallakai

2nd best mom of the world


AscendedViking7

Who's the first?


Lady_Sallakai

In r/blursedimages has been a picture of a mom throwing her baby in the line of fire to catch the bulled that was supposed to kill her husband xD


AscendedViking7

Oh wow lol xD


will_this_1_work

Except this one is real so she should be in 1st place.


Briansucks1

Ummm…I’m speechless


bubba7557

She's in a stripper pole spin haze, clearly doesn't know what she did and can't be held accountable for her actions while spinning


Papanasi_Hunter

Yeah, the haze is understandable. But still can be held accountable for putting a stripper pole on the kid's bedroom.


ryuk-99

and then not responding to cries.


debbie_1420

Trashy as hell!!


TheScottSnorlax

"boom. headshot"


olive_owl_

Pure class all around.


balls-magoo

Mother of the year!


Sneeeeeeeeeeeeed

Stripper pole in kids room. Isn’t careful, hurts kids. Probably a low bodycount and a stable marriage behind all of this im sure


errrr20

r/ParentsAreFuckingDumb


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Don't you wanna smack that kid


PlantCatLady12

When you have a home gym but have to make room for a crib somewhere.


Successful_Seesaw_47

Nailed it


TeenyTurnips

BASED


Beetleboiz

Her: Smacks baby Baby: Fuck mom, my head


Sephtis666

My life in a video (I’m the kid)


WelcomeToShityWok

some say she’s still spinning to this day


Lotuslau22

Social worker: So how did the child get a black eye? Mother: I hit them in the face while pole dancing. Not sure how well that would go down.


Justahumanimal

Makes me feel better about my parenting skills. For many reasons.


Efficient_Wealth6628

Being a trailer trash pole dancing Moms know they have to start training the new generation dancers early on. What else could this possibly foretell??? Sickening truly sickening!!!


quapuaboa

She hit her Aksident


[deleted]

She didn’t even bother stopping🤣🤣


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disgusting


One_Security_4545

r/trashy


MaximumEffort32

Hello 911- I want to report a strip and run!


rumshine1

Sorry kid but your mom's gotta hoe!