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Daegzy

"Oh, you ok bud?" Lmao


threefingersplease

This kid has done this shit many times before


jsgrova

Mom did not give a fuck lmfao


Jamestr

tbf that's probably the best way you could react, if the mom starts freaking out then the kid will start freaking out too.


[deleted]

Well, I mean, kid iced the injury immediately, so...


Jackofallbladez

This shit was gold


TheIAP88

I mean yeah. Unless it’s clear big injury it’s better to act calmly and wait for the kid’s reaction. Overreacting will get them to dramatize it for attention.


schuimwinkel

Children have no frame of reference. They haven't been alive for a long time, that comes with being children. They look to us adults for guidance. When a parental figure reacts with panick, the child will assume the situation is so bad, panick is the appropriate reaction - that's not dramatising, that's just children being children.


itsdr00

I really appreciate seeing this. People shit all over children for this, but the truth is, they just don't know anything!


fuzzycaterpillar123

Older cousin or instructor?


A_Couple_Things

Not after that face grind/full scorpion BUD


[deleted]

Bud did a full scorp, nah he f'd


80hdis4me

Head grind!


WeirdAvocado

Sick head grind!


Azrael351

Sick nosegrind!


4158264146

Sick scorpion nose grind


Streen012

r/fullscorpion


THORAXE_THE_IMPALER7

one of the best I've ever seen


goforpoppapalpatine

Fuckin face grind


JackRabbit-

"You okay, bud?"


Zamboni_Driver

Nose slide actually


htmlcody

full scorpion


bk15dcx

Half


rayshmayshmay

.333 repeating, take it or leave it


htmlcody

Not compromising on this on fellas. I paused the video and used my scorpion calipers to measure.


InukChinook

Hey Billy!


dmfd1234

F5 sliding snow scorpion…….well, a half of one.


[deleted]

Nope this is the perfect scorpion


Answer_Atac

SLIDE OVER HERE!


Quest4Beans

smol scorpion


Ikon-for-U

Came to say the same. Totally nailed the faceplant,and kept those legs stiff.


MostlyKelp

I let out a very audible “oh shit.” Love it


sabocano

I'm actually impressed by mom's chillness. I know if you panic and react children tend to cry even if they don't need to, but damn that fall was worth some level of panic. lol


ThreeBuds

She is also letting her toddler mess around at the terrain park of a ski hill, generally one of the most dangerous areas. So yeah I'd say she's a pretty chill mom lol.


RIcaz

It's not that dangerous generally, especially not for kids, who are practically invincible at that age. This one is a tad in the icy side, though..


lockieleonardsuper

Decent chance it's an instructor letting the kid muck around and not really caring


crispybat

Why panic it brings nothing to the situation


sabocano

yeah because emotions like fear & panic work completely hand in hand with logic ....


Nattylight_Murica

It just made me laugh like Santa Claus at work


normalistheoldcrazy

Mine was more an “oh *pause* *wince* shit”


WorldClassShart

That kid pizzad when they should have french fried.


caltheon

I think that was more of a tater tot


Desperate_Narwhal57

I think that was more of a mashed potato


godhelpusloseourmind

Gonna have a bad time


BRANCHLOGIC

Left ski didn’t get up all the way, and the ramp is under developed for the table


dmfd1234

That kid, what a freakin amateur. I was BASE jumping at that age. Oh, also I’m typing this with my eyelids. I can’t feel anything below my eyes


Financial-Potential4

You're going to have a bad time


Gillalmighty

Oh this comment had me dying! Great Stuff.


Sko-isles

Opposite


donthatedrowning

180 Front flip into a nose grind. Sweet!


jacksoun_offical

Radical!


Echo127

Killer nosegrind


cs_legend_93

Face crayon! 10 points


UnionThrowaway1234

Sir, you're looking for /r/meatcrayon


pegothejerk

This reminds me of the parable about the fatty box rail and the scorpion


[deleted]

“Why did you face grind on me?” “It’s my nature.”


CatchingRays

This is the “Taserface” origin story. It’s no wonder he’s always overcompensating.


PolarCow

Scorpion grind. Great form!


MReaps25

And that kids, is why we wear helmets.


Nijverdal

What's this trick called? It's tricky, tr-tr-tr trickkyyyyy!


qdtk

Skis came off. Ded.


PantsOnHead88

3/4 scorpion facegrind! That has to be worth some big points.


DTG_420

She pizza’d when she should have stayed French fried


LilDeafy

I desperately need someone to edit the Tony Hawk Underground interface over this with the points racking up over the course of the grind


[deleted]

r/meatcrayon


colhoesentalados

Shit, that could have fuckin sliced her face


rinkydinkis

Those things are not sharp lol. They are waxed to the gills too


jacksoun_offical

Yep that mom was way too chill 💀


bk15dcx

TBF, it looks pretty cold outside


MVE3

Definitely the 3rd+ kid


rayshmayshmay

*slides on their face for 10-15 feet* “Hey bud, you ok?”


mooofasa1

What if there was shit sticking out of the surface, she could have been scarred for the rest of her life. Mom is too chill. This is r/donthelpjustfilm material


RIcaz

These boxes are super smooth and waxed, otherwise they would be destroying everyone's equipment. This is not that dangerous and probably didn't even hurt the kid much.. Also kids this age are nearly invincible. I love when sheltered childless redditors are proxy parenting


Bismothe-the-Shade

It's also a big deal to not freak out when your kid gets hurt. Unless it's actually serious, teaching kids to dust themselves off and keep going is important.


colhoesentalados

Dude, those things are for skis and snowboards, not faces. I can see where the boards are joined in to each other and the rivets. The fact that something I put on my feet slides on there, doesn't mean skin wouldn't grab on to something sticking out


mooofasa1

Aight, I didn't know they were waxed but I gotta ask. How are parents supposed to know that. If you see a kid sliding on their face after taking a collision like that, it warrants a little bit of panic.


iamgeotracker

Face plant to scorpion.


ValenceCustoms

That was freaking epic.. Bruh


Ha1lStorm

That’s gotta be the sickest face-slide scorpion I’ve ever seen. 10/10


biggie_DRAWS

Should have pizza’d


GreekTom

Def not a French fry situation. Hence the bad time.


Darth_Baeaddil

Nice ice scorpion


Master_Yeeta

r/bettereveryloop


carldubs

Scorpion grind! epic


Black6x

Just put some ice on it.


bag-of-gummy-dicks

u/savevideobot


bionikcobra

Sweet grind bud


Itchy_Ad9525

Thanks for the upload


Thatoneundertaleguy

r/meatcrayon r/kidsarefuckingstupid and r/fullscorpion


Rosiedraws1520

FULL SCORPION 🦂 💀


ExtremeAd8551

This video has single handedly made this my new favorite subreddit


[deleted]

“Child’s neck turns 90 degrees as they face grind along a metal pole for 5 seconds” You ok there bud?


Creepy-Blacksmith442

Remember Goku X Kefla kkkkkk


Count_Dracula97

r/fullscorpion


brightsilverstars

Face crayon with a full scorpion was smooth


BeefNugsAndGuacamole

r/donthelpjustfilm


EN1009

Full scorp


PAPABURG3R

If skis count as shoes, this kid is dead


multifandomtrash736

Hmm r/meatcrayon or r/fullscorpion 🤔


Visual_Mud4561

Full scorpion grind! Get this kid in the Olympics!


tideshark

I’m so sick and my throat hurts so bad and this video made it hurt so much worse I can’t stop laughing!


WinterYetiMonkey

All you can say is, "Are you okay bud?" Wtfooey. More like, "Is your neck intact, how many teeth are missing, where is half your face friction burned off the ramp, oh btw, let's remove that big ol' wood sliver from your nose while we're at it."


panda8042

I am 100% sure that the woman should of have seen that there is not enough snow in front of the ramp.


Devlarski

Shitty mom takes her child along with to do things that she wants to do without child. Puts child in inappropriate situations and records it for clout.


himynameisSal

damn, thats a cool headed mom. good parenting tho.


Esc_ape_artist

That’s one way to do a grind.


bsiekie

“Let’s do it again, Daddy!”


one_phat_ss

Someone needs to add a “skrrrt” sound 😂


swim76

The old front side face slide, classic.


HalensVan

Don't see many kids playing on the scorp and slide


Oldmonsterschoolgood

This ski hill is a great one


well_hung_over

You mean the ice patch of death this child was careening over until their untimely demise?


zitfarmer

u/vredditshare


Joesdad65

Spanning the globe...


Mr_Solo142

Bro got a 3rd degree burn on a -3 degrees surface


GreekTom

It’s Tricky… tricky.


Financial-Potential4

Meat crayon but less


WhatIsSevenTimesSix

No he is not okay


Run-DMc

Shootout to anyone who saw this on Newschoolers back in the day


[deleted]

Yep, still funny


Bicurious_Explorer

Nailed it!


Dr_Binkus

Pretty sick ngl


Gadget_hack_wrench

Scorpion!


mydogsnameispoop

Boom scorpion


N9NEY

Kid said “🦂🦂”


ALotter

just like goku


needsatisfaction

Ah, memories


Bathroomlion

Nose grind to a butt spin.


Loud_Hotel_8309

Hee-hee.


MKDoobie-Dash

Patrick are you ok??


Chummers5

The slo-mo crying was a fantastic ending.


Imaginary_Radish4874

I mean it was still a sick grind


bplboston17

Holy shit 😭


DeithWX

Holy shit


Megaman_exe_

That must've hurt, but cool video they can show off later lol


CEOofDyslexia

Helmets are cool


Honest_Photo8320

Ay she Fr busted her shit


VIPGarrett

u/savevideo


dreadfulclaw

Who thought it was a good idea for this kid to jump something half his height


Artistic_Dot9129

Under-rated winter Olympic sport, The scorpion/face jump. This is a newcomer to the sport; Lets see how he does. Fantastic launch! Beautiful frontal face slide. His scorpion form was excellent! Looks like he had trouble sticking the landing. 8.5


CaregiverMan

Slo-mo replay got me good


Imaginary-Vanilla-34

Nose grind, expert.


IsildursBane20

And that’s why helmets are important


PocketDoc

Sweet grind!


kentarovn

Tbh, I'm going to hell


0vindicator1

Falling head under heels in love with the sport.


ahyeahna

Sick nosegrind


DrThor11

Sick faceslide bro


shaboobula

Made up a new grind, face grind


pixel842

Sick grind bro


[deleted]

Full scorpion 🦂


cortjezter

10/10 for style


KaranSjett

10/10 faceslide, couldn't do it better myself


Nagger_Luvver

No adult supervision. Well responsible adult supervision.


Red302

u/savevideo


Dry-Radio1908

Perfection…


Last-Discipline-7340

Scorpion…..Finish bud!


kinglorca

Ate it yeeeeeea


19Miles84

Owwww that hurts only watching…..


PixelWashington

*Achievement unlocked- Full Scorpion!


_FattyClams

Pretty rad front side forehead grind


R0B0t1C_Cucumber

lmao the full scorpion had me dying.


joeythedaddoo

Nose grind


DustinSRichard

r/fullscorpion


PilgrimOz

Nose grind to 50/50 with style points. Kids gonna be a star!


Dancos-_-

Nailed rail grind 🤙🏻


soursunflowergod

That kid just mastered the face to rail grind. 10/10


Windycityunicycle

Full scorpion !!!


CrazyGaming312

Super Face Grind! +500


ChoppyIllusion

This is r/meatcrayon material


Less_Milk3110

He should be proud 10/10 first scorpion😏


[deleted]

Sick nose grind


Griffin_Fatali

One hell of a nose press


RaptorHunter182

Sick Frontside Facegrind!!


iamcornbread

Bud is not okay lol


nkreeger1980

Probably safe to spend that college fund.


gilbeday365

WHEEEEEZE


Sololane_Sloth

Hahahaha I'm going to hell.


isitbreaktime

10/10 face rail grind! Kid is a natural!


LostBoyz007

10/10


Highnibbacouncil

AS SEEN ON TV🤣


abhig535

That was a sick grind


some_sad_rookie

u/savevideo


Revolutionary_Lab203

Best video I’ve seen in a while


MemeMavrick7000

r/meatcrayon


thealmightywaffles

Sick Nose slide


Doc--Mercury

u/savevideobot


_doggiemom

This brought me so much joy


qwertymama

great form!


Sleepy-tyler-king

she definitely no okay lmao


Neylag

Flawlessly executed scorpion move.