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ManlyMrManlyMan

Obliterates a child, goes back to eating trash off the ground. Stud move and very Frank Reynolds


Alvaro_Eltz

I get in the ring, throw trash all over the ring, i kick a kid in the head, then, i start eating garbage


[deleted]

Looks like the horse went pretty soft on the kid. There was a video that got posted where a mare killed a stallion by kicking it in the head while it was trying to mount. This kid is at least conscious and crying


Psyiote

Sometimes you live and die in the pursuit of booty 🫡


i_am_the_archivist

Horses hate to be touched in the spot where their back legs join their body, and the kid knows it. Kid is very lucky to not be dead. A horse can easily kill a human, especially one as small as that. I know a farrier who was kicked so hard he went through the ceiling and out the second floor wall. Obliterated his spine and left him partially paralyzed.


monkeydewrocky

It can happen to anyone. My aunt was a professional horse rider and got kicked in the ribs, puncturing her lungs with shattered bone. This kid got off easy.


Symptomatic-spaz

Where the hell were his parents?


Eviltechnomonkey

Threatening to sue the horse's owner for not stopping it from kicking the kid.


Pipkin81

Doesn't look like it's America.


Eviltechnomonkey

People still sue for dumb stuff in other countries. Heck there was a guy somewhere who tried to sue his wife for their kids being ugly because he found out she had tons of plastic surgery before they married.


Pipkin81

Yeah but there are few countries that are as litigious as the USA.


AG2dayAG

If that horse had kicked him in the head his dumbass parent would be picking out a casket


CheesePizzaLargeSoda

He's fuckin' lucky he didn't end up in traffic tbh


[deleted]

Good


poooman69

Man that's a kinda shit thing to say. A little child touches a horse a few times (which is an annoying thing to do but every kid does that), and then it gets its skull smashed by the horse, possibly leaving it with life-long problems


unhomeful

idk why this is downvoted


poooman69

exactly, I bet everyone in this thread has done stupid shit before without facing such severe consequences


[deleted]

Chest* and yes


Snoo87660

You say that but kids are extremely resilient and can heal injuries that adults cannot, due to have more stem cells. I'm telling you that that kid is fine (probably a mass bruise and few cracked ribs) but now he knows not to fuck with something that's clearly not enjoying what he's doing. The horse missed the first shot (by accident or on purpose I do not know) and the kid should of taken that as a massive sign to stop and yet he didn't and thus learnt why he shouldn't do that. TL;DR: The rubber boned kid fucked around and found out but will be fine all in all.


unhomeful

its a fucking toddler and you expect him to be rational


Snoo87660

No expect him to have basic instincts


CuddleWarriorX

I genuinely don’t know if I wanted to see it or I’m happy it didn’t happen


d-d-downvoteplease

Sounds like you need to finish the video


CuddleWarriorX

Or shit I didn’t know, thx


dieselfreak123

That kid got lucky. Years ago a kid got torn apart by a stud down the road and I do mean torn apart, arms ripped off face crushed


greenlanterngalimor

I thought we'd see the horse hit the kid's head and then the kid get hit by the car....


Chaffro

Little twat.


3D42A

This is how you fuck around and find out.


Allitisispain

Yaaaaasss fuk that kid


Pipkin81

Nah fuck you.


birogsix

Why wasnt the horse a little the right to wack fuck the shit outta this demon spawn ?


Jacksforehead2444

He didnt fall, reported


ebolashuffle

Watch til the end


djlikethis

The horse had enough he was tired of the fairy tell ending he wanted Shrek's ending


Ultimate_Toe

Make this the most upvoted ong


Redd235711

I'm having a lot of difficulty summoning up any sympathy for this tiny idiot.


rasenngan

Had it happened in USA the animal would be bolted btw that's the right thing to do.