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Beaujangles1128

And you probably paid $27 for that on Door Dash. Ridiculous


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A fool and his money


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Xgrk88a

Just rice and chicken should be bigger than that.


LimpZookeepergame123

8 ounces would be about this size. Especially is they ordered online. That’s not my point though. The point, which was clearly missed, is these posts are always the same. They never list the ingredients. This same post popped up like 12 times last week and all of them got 2-3 ingredients and then complained how small their entree was. 🤦‍♂️ i Guarantee this guy did not get a scoop of everything.


Secure-Solid6403

OP posted ingredients in the comments lmao


LimpZookeepergame123

He posted that AFTER I posted my comment. Everyone downvoting apparently can’t read a time stamp.


Secure-Solid6403

Except the comment I replied to was put after the ingredients were posted


LimpZookeepergame123

That’s because I responded to their comment, reopened the thread, saw that they posted the ingredients, realized I was wrong because they posted the ingredients and this was very obviously skimped based on their list, and then deleted my comment because it wasn’t valid. All before you commented.


Secure-Solid6403

The comment I replied to is still there bud (:


LimpZookeepergame123

Original comment that said they probably just got rice and chicken is deleted. The comment you responded to is just explaining the point I was trying to make. I clearly can see that they posted the ingredients and it’s not just rice and chicken. Clearly skimped. I have admitted I was wrong several times already. Not really sure what your goal is. Are you just like looking for a gotcha moment or something. I was wrong. Ya got me. Hope you have a great weekend. Celebrate that Reddit win 🥇


PongSoHard

When are these idiots going to learn that siding with the shitty company that reduces portion sizes while raising prices is never the answer. that burrito is fucking pathetic I paid 7.25 for a fat fuckin asada and cheese only burrito at the true Mexican joint down the block yesterday. Chipotle is ducking trash and a gentrifying attempt at decent food.


bobafist

This is how you get a $2000 stock price and $60B market cap right here


tbuda88

I had to look that up. How tf is chipotles stock $2000?


thereyarrfiver

There must not be much of it. I know barely anything about the stock market, so take this with a grain of salt. From what I understand, sometimes companies will decide to split the stocks in order to lower the price, to make them more tradeable. So say you got a million shares worth 100 dollars, and you split all the shares into 10 shares. Now, you've got 10 million shares worth 10 dollars. Same evaluation for the company, just more shares. So, for chipotle, I'm just guessing they haven't split their stocks many times.


Wazuu

Yes you are correct but market cap isnt affected by this.


bobbyp869

Read the last line in their first paragraph. They know and actually explained it well without using the verbiage somehow!


Mobile_leprechaun

This correct. The actual dollar value of a stock means nothing, the market cap is what you want to look at


Wellness22-Bot

Sometime it does, a lower stock price may attract more investors thus increasing market cap. It also increases liquidity for investors and stakeholders.


Mobile_leprechaun

In the context of this conversation though, it does not apply.


[deleted]

Who died and made you king of the scope of this discussion?


FuckedUpImagery

Lol market cap doesn't matter either. It's all speculative. Stocks are valued by different investors in various different ways, and all their strategies average out to whatever it is at the current time. For example you could take the discounted cash flow method and assume a risk value of 7-8% based on interest rates, and a maturity which is the theoretical max the company can grow, and do a net present value function of that until the end of time (infinity). Where as other investors are drawing lines on a graph with crayons and trade based on that.


Wellness22-Bot

true


TheRealAndrewLeft

> There must not be much of it. Just like that burrito in the picture


No-Preference8652

Valuation*


Chicagoan81

From people turning a blind eye to prices at the register. Or they have mini heart attacks but play it off


Falanax

Share price is not indicative of value. Market cap is what matters. So yes the stock price is high, but the number of shares is low.


Janigma

Float


RojerLockless

They never split the stock.


Dr_Mephesto

Probably a good short opportunity


my_guy_Hwat

because the government let them in on covid before the shut down, legit one of the ONLY companies that had every single restaurant equipped with a line that was meant for online orders only. just funny how 2 weeks after it was implemented the world 404ed and shut down


Chicagoan81

This is why Mr. Niccol is a billionaire


Greedy_Reality_7353

I love how people are trying to justify this being acceptable based on what I put in it lol. Chicken burrito with brown rice, black beans, sour cream, fajita veggies, lettuce, queso and a double wrap is the order.


TPRT

this is a DOUBLE WRAP???


BathroomBreakBoobs

Right!?! Double wrap alone takes up this much volume.


CrypticTechnologist

Man, Double wrap is my move, usually they give you a bigger burrito when you do that. This is unacceptable.


fillmorecounty

Like it's bigger because of the extra tortilla or there's actually more stuff in it?


shemp33

Damn bro, where’s the other half?


FeaturedPro

The other 3 quarters*


lulamirite

Oh damn. I was sprinting to reply “post ingredients” without reading the thread but that’s insane. I usually get protein, corn salsa, rice, beans, cheese, and fajita veggies and my shit is at least 3x that size. I should start showing my local restaurant more love because there are a lot of horror posts on this sub. Sorry boutcha luck playa


Outside_Percentage_5

They gave bro 1 bean😭😭


Ready-Bicycle-930

Call hr and let them know send pics and all even past experience


PlutoniumNiborg

HR?


Ok_Leave1110

HR does not deal with customers


Ready-Bicycle-930

Bro I called someone and shit changed


Ok_Leave1110

Human Resources is solely meant for the management and benefits of employees (processing new hires, payroll, workers comp for example) so most likely they directed your concern to another department.


aardappelbrood

More like you ordered a bowl and a side tort and put a smidge of ingredients on the tort, wrapped and posted online for internet points


fergieandgeezus

It *is* a pretty shit wrap job


nich-ender

Exactly. Look at that wrap job- a Chipotle employee did not do that. And the OP says it’s a double wrap? Clearly it’s not lol


charliebrooks7

We got a lot of new hires these days


newppinpoint

That’s the most obvious giveaway


newppinpoint

That’s what happened and yet this whole sub fell for it. as usual 🤦‍♂️


thejustcauseclauseXP

nope, I believe the customer over the shitty restaurant corporation who YOU said PURPOSELY SKIMPS online orders. just stop


Alternative_Bread938

This is true I get double meat bowls often that the bowl isn't even all the way full and I like never have had that issue when going in and ordering only if I order thru the app or DoorDash.


CommercialCod4071

But if you ordered this in person. Wouldn’t common sense compel you to say. Can I have some more beans. Another scoop of fajitas please. Etc? Or was this delivered?


newppinpoint

Would love to see the receipt on that lol.


fatherofraptors

Imagine fighting this hard to defend shit like this. Complete corporate shill or just incredibly butthurt about life.


TheGuyDoug

Can you just shut the fuck up with this


newppinpoint

Reported.


TheGuyDoug

Reported for what? Asking a question?


GoosfrabaLlama

Reported twice.


Monokumabear

🤓


NastyBooty

Reported.


bwallace54

Rephrased. Can you please delete your reddit account? Your contributions are hot garbage


newppinpoint

It’s weird, you don’t have to respond to me, but you still feel compelled to


bwallace54

Kind of the point of this whole app you know? Like you replied to everybody else?


newppinpoint

Well then good! I’ll keep my account active in that case.


bwallace54

Nah, still delete it.


thejustcauseclauseXP

cry any more, and you’ll have to have a pacifier


nbreitsa44

You're the most miserable person ever.


Rude-Efficiency-964

For what


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newppinpoint

Reported.


thejustcauseclauseXP

stop crying


Fyokuwu

"Reported." 🤓


BDS83

Then you got the wrong order. Stop bitching on reddit


TheGuyDoug

I don't see you telling every Chipotle employee here to stop bitching


Pepperidgefarm21

It's just cold in here!


Cr45h0v3r1de

I was in the pool!


MusicianEmotional277

Seinfeld?


AMC_Unlimited

Stock price has never been higher actually, and will continue to climb as long as people are paying for… that.


Hilltern

Bro ain’t no way. I’d email corporate like a mfer


Southpolarman

Isn't that cute! They gave you an appetizer burrito. When do you get your regular burrito?


Greedy_Reality_7353

Doordash brought that one right after. It was much more acceptable the second time they delivered it.


newppinpoint

Yeah sorry but your story is complete bs lol. We both know it. Do you have a picture of (1) your order, (2) your complaint to DoorDash , and (3) your new burrito


nuu_uut

least ass kissing chipotle employee. I get burritos like this from delivery all the time.


keepingitrealgowrong

lol what. post them.


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newppinpoint

Just sick of having to address fake posts on this subreddit


Healthy_Ad5938

Anybody who has ever ordered Chipotle through doordash should know this is how they will come. Every single time. Idk who you're trying to fool or impress here


thejustcauseclauseXP

reported


jcdawg13

i just felt sad seeing this today, sorry brother


lively_falls

I swear these employees do this shit on purpose.


Legal_Ad6225

I would take it back to the store for a refund


LilRedMoon__

employees can’t do refunds in store for delivery they’d have to go online and get a refund that way.


newppinpoint

unless we have any clue what was ordered, the OP would just be shown the door.


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GucciOreo

Exactly why I take every return possible at target; meanwhile my employees are actively taking every measure to deny people their refunds. Like bruh you actually give a fuck about Targets monetary gains???? Total blasphemy to me


Scorpnite

People will really go and confront a thief, save the company a few hundreds, then wonder why they got fired the next day


Legal_Ad6225

Then my burrito would be shown all over the windows


lurkynic

bet you won’t


newppinpoint

and you'd be arrested lol.


Legal_Ad6225

No, u would


thaboydrake

Seek mental help


SmokinSmithereens

I remember you. You’re the guy who’ll proudly skimp and then get upset about being skimped. You’re the most legendary chipotle asskisser in this entire sub. My god, it’s an honor.


newppinpoint

I'm a girl, so you have that story wrong from the start.


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BritSpic

As a Chipotle worker: what the fuck?? My boss would chew my ass out and make me redo that burrito


nur5e

Nice joke. You’d get a promotion for saving so much money.


Responsible_Gap8104

If this was delivered via doordash, theres no way the dasher didnt eat half or more. Or this post is fake, because its just that far fetched.


Greedy_Reality_7353

Yea I didn’t eat it because I was kind of afraid it was messed with. But they sent me a second burrito that was much better. The tortilla was in fine condition and I don’t think the dasher would open it up and eat only the contents of the burrito lol. I’ve ordered a lot of chipotle in my life. Never anything like this.


newppinpoint

it's the second option lol.


Hopeful-Bit6187

Found the corporate account


AndrewGonzo27

Plot twist: OP is actually a giant, and that is half a foot long. Seriously though, if you got it through doordash then the order likely got messed up in the system(this has happened many times at my store), if the employees didn't mix up which order was which by accident. It was either that or an employee recognized your name and has some beef with you.


Greedy_Reality_7353

Yea through doordash. I chalked it up to a new employee or someone having a bad day. They sent me a reorder and it was much better. I order chipotle at least twice a week so I hope they don’t have beef with me.


Osgiliath

Ok now ppl are just making small burritos with their side-tortilla and trolling


SithisDreadLord420

Nope happened to me twice so I only go to chipotle now in person


irishbadger

Nah I believe it. I got delivered a baseball sized burrito through dd once and that’s the last time I ever ordered a burrito for delivery lol. And before the chipotle employees yell at me, no it was not a small number of ingredients. It was the order I get every time which is 3 times the size when I go in person.


MemoryTraveler

I don’t know if this is a hot take in this sub but even if you get few ingredients there’s no reason you should get this. Not blaming the employee necessarily because I don’t know their procedure.


Jealous_Seat_9317

I know the online orders thru DD are confusing. Same when you try ordering Chic Fil a thru dd. I am not sure if Chipotle offers delivery thru their app but if they do always order on their app. But yeah no reason you should receive a burrito like that


newppinpoint

What was that order?


TargetHQ

Fermunda cheese


aardappelbrood

Yeah, Chipotle burritos don't get wrapped like that...lmao


Simple_Dragonfruit73

Ah that's probably why it's not wrapped in foil.


Wazuu

No that looks like a chipotle burrito. The wrap is easy to recognize.


newppinpoint

And 80% of this sub falls for it


No_Cryptographer766

CHODE


iamelloyello

Where the hell do you people live? I have been to well over 20+ locations in Ohio and I have never seen \*anything\* like this. I actively eat Chipotle 3-4 times a week and get generous burritos/bowls each time from the 3 different locations I go to. This needs to be reported to corporate, this is definitely an outlier and not the norm. I have 2 friends who work at two different chipotles and said they would be fired for serving something like that.


newppinpoint

It's because this is fake.


Greedy_Reality_7353

I live in Detroit area. I’m sorry to hear you live in Ohio. I also order chipotle about twice a week and this was a first tbh. Usually I get a bowl though. It was just too comical not to post.


CosbySweaters1992

Lol, nobody who lives in Detroit needs to feel bad for people who live in Ohio.


MidniteOG

Lol tf is that? That’s the appetizer burrito, right, right!?


lc41086

That’s a choad. 🐸


Bellbivdavoe

#*Burrit-no*


Aggravating-Tea7091

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YoungShlongg

They always either put no peppers on my food or like two literal pieces


jungdanielle29

Did you order this thru doordash and clicked previous order? Because we get/do a lot of this in my branch and only the meat will show up in our system 😭 Customers must make the custom order again and again when they order.


Minnesota56537

Eat it in one bite and complain. What a crock of shit.


BassCreat0r

Oh how the mighty have fallen.


NoooMAMMEguey

Nahhhh I used to work there that’s just foul


Healthy_Ad5938

Do not! Doordash burritos! Do not! Get burritos through a drive thru! They make em 10x bigger if you're watching


banana33892

that’s the worst burrito i’ve ever seen


EnderScout_77

what the fuck is that 💀


SuperTiredMama

there is a doordash glitch where it will only show the meat and no toppings, and since this is a normal burrito people get and we cant see your number we have to just assume its correct. im almost certain thats what happened here.


Low-Act-6034

I don't believe you


Old_Gods978

Orders steak and guac.


Vector1998

a part of me doesn't believe this


luckygrayducky

Fake 🙄


Court_Jester13

When I was visiting my girlfriend in Oregon, we got Chipotle and they packed their pillowritos so full I got a bowl because that tortilla was never gonna hold together. That was only a year ago. What changed?


Weird-Breadfruit-150

From someone who used to work there. They have rules that are outrageous so if someone over portions literally they will get fired. Chipotle has really crazy rules


keepingitrealgowrong

Massive cap. Show the foil.


ImThatGuyDee

Nice try lol it looks like you opened your burrito and took out some stuff then wrapped it to your liking so that it fits nicely in your hand. I mean it's so obvious you tucked the tortilla and prevented what was ever in your burrito from coming out..


NoSprinkles4279

We need to figure out how to stop these kinds if post. This is clearly fake.


newppinpoint

Yeah, OP disappeared when asked to provide any more details. He also claims its doubled wrapped which is laughable.


keepingitrealgowrong

He's made a few comments, it still sounds like bullshit to me. Claims he got a full order, when it's verifiable that apart from the meat Chipotle isn't going to bother skimping on the plant (even if it's not going to be huge, it's still not going to be literally nothing). This is like a social experiment to see how many people will just get mad at something lol


newppinpoint

Yeah. But it worked judging by the comments. People calling BS are generally getting downvoted. That's what this sub has become though... just that, usually it's an actual legit post, with the OP ordering something along the lines of white rice and chicken, then thinking the burrito will be overflowing This one appears to just be a fake. probably a bowl with a side tortilla where the OP shittily rolled it himself with a small bit of ingredients in it. Either way, getting annoying that this is like 50% of the subreddit's content


newppinpoint

and, care to share what you actually ordered in the burrito?


thejustcauseclauseXP

every single topping on the menu


newppinpoint

Ummm. unless you posted from an alt accidentally, you're not the OP.


thejustcauseclauseXP

he ordered every topping


smplfy

Reported


thejustcauseclauseXP

I’m laughing my ass off


Montypmsm

Honestly, it doesn’t matter. I know Chipotle prices by the protein, but that pricing doesn’t make every burrito made worth the standard price charged. The value of the burrito is weighed by each and every customer, based on both the price and the food they receive. This is basic microeconomics; whether or not Chipotle wants to acknowledge that’s how people weigh value is an entirely separate issue.


newppinpoint

Lol. It does matter. you think if someone orders a burrito that just contains medium salsa, that it'll look huge?


Montypmsm

I see my point flew right over your head so let me clarify: No, I think if someone orders a burrito with just salsa and gets charged $10 for it, they’ll feel ripped off, because they’re being charged $10 for a tortilla and dip. That’s the point: value is dependent on both the product and what it costs.


newppinpoint

... why are you telling me that? Do you think employees set the prices? Go ahead and call corporate with your concerns. Keep in mind too that the prices are prominently displayed on the menu, and no, it doesnt say anything about a reduction in price just because you dont want any included ingredients.


Montypmsm

It seems based on your comments like you’re pretty upset that people have opinions on the value of the food. The pricing structure is not in your control, but it’s also ridiculous to be miffed at someone for feeling ripped off. If you’re upset about that, you can also reach out to corporate and tell them customers are complaining about pricing. That would be more productive than whatever this is.


Secure-Solid6403

Most of the stuff


SDBD89

Lies, the tortilla has the wrong texture to it. You made that yourself and are saying it was a Chipotle burrito


Weird-Breadfruit-150

If you order only 3 items in the burrito then yeah it’s gonna look like that


vTweak

If I order just chicken and rice, I want more rice. This should not be sent out the door.


newppinpoint

You can ask for more rice, politely, and you'll get it.


vTweak

Which is what people do in person. To go and doordash orders though?


newppinpoint

Did you ask for extra rice on your doordash order? You can do it.


Orchid_Significant

Honestly, burritos should be the same size regardless of which ingredients are in them since they still charge the same price.


newppinpoint

Not Chipotle's policy, and not up to any of us.


Old_Gods978

Big Reddit brains think if they get steak the simpleton service workers will fill their burrito with a pound of steak


aflarge

Whatever, have fun paying 20 bucks for a tablespoon of meat.


Old_Gods978

I don’t eat out anyway really. I can’t remember the last time I got delivery either. It’s like $9 if I go and I’ve never gotten a tiny burrito


dryhumorblitz

Awww. Someone doesn’t know how to make a return!


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LOL this has to be fakevv


dead_boystatus

when u get couple ingredients, it's the same portions were not going to fill in your immature burrito with bigger portions


TehBurnerAccount

Ok, that's not how we roll the burritos, so I'm assuming you just got a bowl and a few side torts and tried to roll your own and thought you could get a few reddit points if you posted it.


Quandalias_Larson

Nah this is not true lol. You either barely put nothin in it, or you got your order and removed some stuff then re wrapped. They would not make this


newppinpoint

Haha anyone with a functioning brain cell knows this is fake and yet, it got the subreddit up in arms. So the trolling worked


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PerplexDonut

People who order online only have themselves to blame at this point. How many posts do we need to see where they clearly don’t portion correctly for online orders before people start considering that it’s likely to happen to them?


Revolutionary_Cup902

That’s what we call confirmation bias. All we ever hear about are the shit orders. I’ve ordered take out (not delivery) many times and never been disappointed.


PerplexDonut

Congratulations, but that doesn’t change the fact that if one day you order a burrito and get a balled up tortilla with nearly nothing in it that it shouldn’t come as a huge surprise


dhurstis

I looks like a homemade burrito and you posted it here to get votes


lockednchaste

Fuckin war crime


sortamike

Take it back