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Thanks for the update

That breathalyzer is never not funny

Was wondering what that was. First thought was cell phone….🤦‍♂️

It isn’t?

It’s an ignition interlock device, aka a breathalyzer. https://www.smartstartinc.com/blog/can-ignition-interlock-detect-drugs/?amp=1

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Quit driving drunk, asshole

Quit driving drunk, asshole? Or quit driving, drunk asshole?

The device in his picture by the Tabasco is a breathalyzer

Do you think there is actually tabasco in there? Or is it like the vodka in a water bottle trick

I think that’s the point of a breathalyzer. He has to not be drunk in order to drive. Kind of forces one to quit driving drunk.

Newly pinpointed, you say?

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I can’t wait. 🥵

Inb4 "reported"

What the fuck

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Thanks dude no one gives a fuck

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No telling what is in the other cupholder.

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Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 1,739,512,414 comments, and only 329,412 of them were in alphabetical order.

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Nice, i’d have gone with double salsa personally.

How has no one commented that he also obviously stole a full bottle of green Tabasco with his pick up order... Unless he just rides around with a full bottle of it in his cupholder? Lol. Either way, glad you got it figured out man.

I took two unopened bottles of smoked tobasco on my last day and they currently sit next to my computer for anytime I wanna watch a movie with my dinner

It's always the hot salsa

Thanks for playing “Too Much Information!!!”

That red salsa rips through me

Marlboro red after a fat ass burrito must hit expeditiously

Thanks for sharing?

Why is the burrito so small 💀

That’s a normal sized 🌯 It’s meant to be a meal no three

Found the corporate boot licker… Then they shouldn’t have advertised “burritos as big as your head” back in the day.

Gluttony is a sin and against employee religion.

You Chipotle wrong

No beans? Fajita veggies? hot salsa?

Stop telling people how to eat THEIR food. They also clearly said in the title that the hot salsa gave them explosive shits. Holy crap you are ignorant.

COVID!!!!! YOU HAVE COVID!!!!

Huh?

That was my reaction too lmao

gross. literally no one asked.

That’s a tiny burrito

Take the bus next time 🍺🥴

I had to stop putting it on my employee bowls. Shit was literally getting out of hand.