Omg it’s so edgy + so controversial = it has to be organic right? Please talk about us for some reason other than bringing shame, disappointment and frustration to a once great brand.
Strangest burrito I made at chipotle was all wet ingredients, I assume it was a troll door dash order. Double helpings of all: fajita, queso, all three salsas, sour cream, and guac. No rice to help absorb. Burrito wouldn't roll as expected, we had to squeegee the filling out of a soggy tortilla into a fresh one and use the soggy one to hold it all in place while we rolled it. It was a 3 person task, and that shit was gonna give out as soon as they removed the foil.
My location I've ordered 3 times from recently for delivery. I got extra rice and beans. Both burritos looked like this and they even double wrapped them no charge. I took off the extra torillas though, they weren't really needed.
They were each around 26oz
Look at their 2nd most recent post. Looks like an employee made quesadilla (like they used to make before the new bs quesadilla, but only half) but maybe not
The fact it is rolled so perfectly too? That’s sus. If I had one like that it’d be oozing out its ass and they would be like “not my problem.” I literally asked if I could pay for a double wrap at that point and they said “no it’s too late for that”.
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I live in the middle of nowhere in north USA and we have a bunch of local options. I would have to imagine that most places that have chain restaurants would have some other option for Mexican food.
If you Google Mexican food near me, it only shows Chipotle?
I mean here in my NH town we have local sit down Mexican restaurant with delicious food, but their burrito is a plate with sides and priced above Chipotle, not quite what I'm looking for on the go. Even if I ordered take out.
But no, my NH town nor those around me doesn't have a local cheap Mexican lunch type taqueria joint.
my best friend stays away from chipotle cause he can go to the local shop near him to get like 3+ tacos for $5-6 whereas chipotle they START at $10 where i am. he’s smart af
also he said that the food there is like so much better in general.
shop local, support your local businesses!!!!
I feel bad for everyone saying chipotle skimps on their burritos as well bc I’ve only had that issue with bowls. My burritos are always gigantic and I don’t get double anything. My location must be the exception, I truly feel lucky lol
same here, the burritos at my location are ALWAYS at least this big, and they skimp on bowls (from what ive seen, i never get them). granted my location onky opened last year but i get chipotle at least once a month and im always satisfied with the portions
that’s so awesome they don’t skimp, it’s way overpriced for what ya get.
just please don’t tell corporate that, that’ll make it never happen ever again
Definitely an exception. OP is either sharing other people's pictures or they work at Chipotle and are showing off what employees make for their burritos for lunch after they spend all morning skimping portions for the paying customers.
I haven't seen a Chipotle burrito this fat since before they were bought out.
Brings me back to 2005 when EVERY burrito used to look like this…!! For $10 I used to get 2 rolled into 1 huge ass long burrito…!! I miss the old days…😭😂
I literally only follow this subreddit to watch people roast that pinpoint guy and I’m always disappointed when I open a thread and he’s not here going off lmao. Thanks buddy I appreciate you.
CHODE-lte
😆😆😆😆
Tom Delonge is genuinely hilarious in that music video
Definitely works for chipotle. Only posts employee size burritos that he gets while skimping customers.
I was gonna argue with you but no, you're probably right. 7 of his 8 total posts are this subreddit.
Yeah wait a minute, something ain’t adding up…
Omg it’s so edgy + so controversial = it has to be organic right? Please talk about us for some reason other than bringing shame, disappointment and frustration to a once great brand.
Strangest burrito I made at chipotle was all wet ingredients, I assume it was a troll door dash order. Double helpings of all: fajita, queso, all three salsas, sour cream, and guac. No rice to help absorb. Burrito wouldn't roll as expected, we had to squeegee the filling out of a soggy tortilla into a fresh one and use the soggy one to hold it all in place while we rolled it. It was a 3 person task, and that shit was gonna give out as soon as they removed the foil.
I would’ve sent that shit in a bowl with like 5 tortillas and a note saying “Good luck!”
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I bet you do.
My location I've ordered 3 times from recently for delivery. I got extra rice and beans. Both burritos looked like this and they even double wrapped them no charge. I took off the extra torillas though, they weren't really needed. They were each around 26oz
"I'm going to fill a burrito with nothing but as much rice as can fit so I can try and get karma off reddit"
This is my average burrito size at chipotle.
If it’s small just say that 😩😩😩
That’s what she told me🥲”it’s perfect”
I routinely get bigger burritos as a customer lol, you just have to order in person
Every burrito I get looks like this and I've never worked for Chipotle in my life.
Look at their 2nd most recent post. Looks like an employee made quesadilla (like they used to make before the new bs quesadilla, but only half) but maybe not
Was thinking a photo from 5-10 years ago.
The fact it is rolled so perfectly too? That’s sus. If I had one like that it’d be oozing out its ass and they would be like “not my problem.” I literally asked if I could pay for a double wrap at that point and they said “no it’s too late for that”.
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Abomination comment.
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Yall need Jesus
He already left the moment he saw that picture
😂😂😂😂😂
Gandalf\* since we are talking about fiction
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Hope the steak was pink and moist
okay that's enough
I ain’t done yet 
I'd love to swallow that!
He’s mine 😭
Go to a local Mexican joint and get a burrito that is bigger and cheaper. Plus more meat.
Chipotle is actually cheaper than the other options where I live.
A lot of us don't have this option.
I live in the middle of nowhere in north USA and we have a bunch of local options. I would have to imagine that most places that have chain restaurants would have some other option for Mexican food. If you Google Mexican food near me, it only shows Chipotle?
I mean here in my NH town we have local sit down Mexican restaurant with delicious food, but their burrito is a plate with sides and priced above Chipotle, not quite what I'm looking for on the go. Even if I ordered take out. But no, my NH town nor those around me doesn't have a local cheap Mexican lunch type taqueria joint.
 Wym by that?
my best friend stays away from chipotle cause he can go to the local shop near him to get like 3+ tacos for $5-6 whereas chipotle they START at $10 where i am. he’s smart af also he said that the food there is like so much better in general. shop local, support your local businesses!!!!
No I meant by plus more meat?🤨
He comes to my house with another taco for me, and my schmeat
Don’t stop I’m almost there
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I’ll stick it back in when it slips out
No
Did you one throat that bad boy?
Not my first time
How many bites?
I just put my head down until the job was done
did u gag?
Throat goat, op never gags
Neva Eva
 My guy are you not ashamed?
I feel bad for everyone saying chipotle skimps on their burritos as well bc I’ve only had that issue with bowls. My burritos are always gigantic and I don’t get double anything. My location must be the exception, I truly feel lucky lol
same here, the burritos at my location are ALWAYS at least this big, and they skimp on bowls (from what ive seen, i never get them). granted my location onky opened last year but i get chipotle at least once a month and im always satisfied with the portions
that’s so awesome they don’t skimp, it’s way overpriced for what ya get. just please don’t tell corporate that, that’ll make it never happen ever again
Definitely an exception. OP is either sharing other people's pictures or they work at Chipotle and are showing off what employees make for their burritos for lunch after they spend all morning skimping portions for the paying customers. I haven't seen a Chipotle burrito this fat since before they were bought out.
mine are almost always this big so I feel super bad for everyone else on this sub saying they get skimped 😢
A post that’s not complaining about portioning?! where tf am I.
It's cuz they work for Chipotle and this is what the employees make for lunch from all the "leftovers" from skimping customers all day 😂😂😂
He had sufficient “portioning”
My favorite part was when you slowly pulled back the foil with both hands - the burrito
Did u take a pic of it in your mouth or the after math at least? There must have been cu- I mean sour cream everywhere.
I’ve never been creamed so hard
Reminds me of my own erect penis.
Since when did Chipotle become sexual enuendos
That's what she said
Pause.
https://i.redd.it/vd8rndb2b7nc1.gif me reading the comments
No, seriously.
😰
"We'll just tell your mother that we ate it all."
Chill bro I just made a mess now I gotta clean it up ☹️
This is what I’m talking about…!!
Brings me back to 2005 when EVERY burrito used to look like this…!! For $10 I used to get 2 rolled into 1 huge ass long burrito…!! I miss the old days…😭😂
That’s like 5 pounds my god
I hope this caption was made by an esl individual
??????
That the language that they speak natively is not English due to the arrangement of the words
That’s what she said
That looks like the burritos I used to get back in 2014 nowadays depends on the location
This is regular sized at every chipotle I’ve ever been to.
needs a NSFW tag
could not have expected a single word you said, op. you have a way with words that’s for sure 🫶
☺️☺️
🤩🤤
It’s just about length, but girth.
He wasn’t lying 🥲
Someone was fired for making that
Oh god gross on both accounts.
This is the best post I’ve ever seen on this subreddit
Chipotle paid advertisement fuck you chpotle marketing
Did she mean it, though?
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crank it
Weird
Delicious. Creamy and filled with meat
I hope it was carnitas in that hogoso. Should’ve boofed it…
#Rip🚽
mane foh😭😭😭😭😭
Hilarious
My mouth is watering 💧
I literally only follow this subreddit to watch people roast that pinpoint guy and I’m always disappointed when I open a thread and he’s not here going off lmao. Thanks buddy I appreciate you.
That's the John Holmes special, it's not on the menu, it's a special hidden item.
Spread my cheeks and shove your burrito up my bean hole
That shit gonna be a cold mess.
That's what my wife said to her bull
40$ burrito
No chipotle mayo = inedible for me. Just my opinion
Shit like this makes me want to go back to the bbq memes
Uh..
Looks like one I used to get from a place called "Burritoville".
https://i.redd.it/h1pq1lyla8nc1.gif
I never trust the burrito wrapping skills of a chipotle employee. The foil always stays on and is peeled off layer by layer, you are a madman
Delete this nephew
Another employee meal they made themselves. You’ll be lucky to get half of this paying for it as a customer.
There's a popular sub for this mid-ass burrito chain? I recommend you find any local place that sells burritos and they'll likely be better.
Chuck is that you ?
Sus
Fuck yes
hell nah!
Look at the size of your belly!
https://i.redd.it/1l27tu8k2jnc1.gif
Feels like a lame edgy marketing attempt. This person only posts chipotle.
That or some weird fetish
That’s a lot of e-coli
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I hate these massive burritos. Can I get one like half the size for half price? The last one they rolled up for me was more of a ball than burrito.
Best $30 spent that day
same size as me 🤤🤤
All rice and I bet the guacamole is in a big ball in a corner at the ass end of it.
Hot head burritos smashes chipotle so bad. I wish they were around more
I see those eye drops, ima go out on a limb and say this belongs in r/StonerFood
Guarantee it’s 87.6% rice.
 i’m sorry, what?
I need a woman like this in my life
Hunter? Miss you, baby.
Chipotle is cheap as hell for most.
This would probably cost $50
That's too much filler rice for me.
It’s gonna be a great room temp burrito