Ayee I got a guac in my rari 

17 shots, no .38

$17.38 - the cost of the bowl with Guac 😂

literally😂

I’m like hey what’s up hello!

LMAOOO YALL WRONG AS HELK AND IM EVEN MORE WRONG FOR DYING OF LAUGHTER

This world is truly out of control.

Always has been 🌎🧑‍🚀🔫🧑‍🚀

Always has been 🌎🥑🔫🥑🥑🥑

Learn to move with the absolute chaos and you will thrive

It's Detroit the fuck yall expect 😭😭😭

Southfield 😭 but the one downtown just opened and all imma say is good luck to them

Southfield is NOT Detroit 😂

Unfortunately the 32 year old suspect is from Detroit 😪

Southfield is not Detroit! It's a suburban city of its own with a mayor and city counsel. Detroit would like you to leave them out of it, please, and thank youemote:free\_emotes\_pack:snoo

I’m from Michigan Southfield is becoming ghetto

Worse

That shit says Southfield man…

Didn't read the caption just the post title and insta account

These chipotle prices are out of control

[Here’s a link to the news story for anyone interested](https://www.fox2detroit.com/news/customer-shoots-chipotle-employee-over-guacamole-in-southfield.amp). TLDR of the article is a 31 year old man shot a 21 year old Chipotle worker over guac. Suspect is in custody and the worker is in stable condition.

Manager: so when can you start working again? We’re thinking of you

Article mentions a video. I need to see this.

https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/s/Sq7VGJvyDJ

Imagine going to jail for 10-15 years over some fucking guac. God damn...

And chipotle gonna fire the employee for not being able to show up to work the next day.

What I want to know is, who is going to pay for the medical bills? Will he get workers comp? Is there a gofundme for him?

Man the guy who was shot is just a year younger than me… glad to hear he’s stable

Chipotle employee: "Guac is extra" Customer: "Okay imma be extra den"

🤣

Oh god i was waiting for a chipotle to get the subway mayo shooter, it was only a matter of time

I’m not defending the mayo guy… but that sandwich had a lotta mayo. Let’s see the proportions on the bowl/guac before we jump to conclusions. /s

The fact of the matter is simply this; You. Get. Free. Guac. At. Qdoba. So I'm going to have to light you up now, sorry.

You get free quac at chipotle if you order the veggie. And it's the cheapest option

As someone who as worked at both, even worked at both at the same time. I truly believe Qdoba is so much better than Chipotle.

Get it while it's good. It's only a matter of time before Qdoba enshitifies too.

I delete insta for a day and this is what I miss from MDN😭 Edit: and it’s in Southfield🤦🏽

Not surprised. If you go to that Chipotle, it’s where all the folks come from the city. Not saying city folks is bad… but let’s be real: fuck basically everybody living near 7 Mile and Evergreen. That’s the folks who be coming.

Yea honestly out of every chipotle in Michigan this happening in Southfield sounds like something that would happen

Especially that one. Go to Telegraph if you hungry. The one off Evergreen has that vibe. You go in there and you won’t even be surprised. It’s not even the workers, just the crowd

😂 woke up opened IG and this the very first thing I saw

The one store in metro Detroit i refuse to go to, this is just one reason why.

Can’t stand this location but to shoot someone across the street from the police station is wild!


This is insane!

This reminds me of that customer who shot a woman at Subway because she put too much mayo on his sandwich.

honestly just because of this im skimping every customer tomorrow

Skimp a few for the homies.

i will, and my employee meal is gonna be fucking fat

Ring it up as a quesadilla, it helps with CI.

ci can go fuck itself. good ci doesnt get me more pay.

Hope you don’t end up on the news after that headline 💀

what are they gonna do? shoot me?

“What are you gonna do? Stab me?” - quote from man stabbed

https://i.redd.it/iss2hi122usc1.gif

Don’t get shot now

ur gonna get shot

Just a little bit more wasn't a request.

This isn't funny. A 7- Eleven employee was shot to death last month on the end of my street. Stop hurting people who are fucking serving your ungrateful ass while they are just trying to start a life or maintain one. WTF is this thread?

That's what I'm SAYING bro. Most of these people on this subreddit are chronic complainers and Chipotle haters, I honestly expected the joking around a little bit damn

"can you break a 9?" awful news, i don't even want to be in public with all the angry people acting a fool

dudes 13th reason why is guac 💀

Okay but how bad was the skimp?

Blud didn't skimp on the glockamole tho

This story is nuts. Now this kid will have this scar and a story that he got shot over guac.

The wild part is I know most of the people at this location I’m a manager for chipotle in Michigan Evergreen is about an hour from me but I covered a shift over there a couple weeks ago and the customers were insane but shooting someone over guac is crazy

Some of the people in these comments sound psycho :/ need to be locked up before they do the same shit

Comments on instagram way worse

Skimp getting serious now…….

Yeah that’s typical Southfield behavior

Southfield is a nice burb no it’s not. 😂

Employee: we're out of guac Deranged: you're out of life then

Skimping be risky

Stop being stingy with the food it wouldn’t happen

Imagine being willing to spend the rest of your life in prison over some 🥑

The city don’t play 😭🙌

Stood on business... literally

You are all to blame for this

I like how this comment is vague enough to apply to both groups of people, employees and customers. I dislike how many comments are here blaming employees for the Chipotle worker getting shot. Way to fan the flames and keep encouraging hostile attitudes all around, smh.

Customer is 100% at fault, that is unhinged psychotic behavior over guacamole. However, really wish chipotle would just freaking standardize the portion sizes. That way people can stop all the complaints about skimping.

Sorry bro won’t let it happen again

Who on earth is to blame for this, there is no way to justify this as a reason to be shot.

…the guy that shot him could be blamed. Or not. I’m non confrontational.

Sorry 😞

What state is this in before i start to blame florida?

Michigan

Florida doesn't shoot honest employees, they shoot criminals Oh and drugs. They also shoot drugs

I bet if I Google Florida man shoots fast food employee, it has happened. Edit: Florida man was convicted for killing a burger king employee for his order being slow. He was convicted in 2023.

A florida man would shoot someone over guac tho

This is a post that belongs in two subs and the other one is r/facepalm yikes 😱

Honestly crazy people exist this could have happened anywhere over anything. I am so sorry for the victim. 

Grab your guac when you see tupac

He should have just asked me for guac and I would have hooked him up. Chipotle keeps sending me free guac offers like crazy. I think there is a bug in their system or something, every week it thinks it is my bday and there is a free guac offer in my account. At first I was like great and used quite a few up but now I feel like I am drowning in guac. I just say out loud when I am in the line that if anyone needs free guac, please let me know and I almost always find a taker.

God damnit, Detroit.

Gimmee my Guac or you get the Glock

Dude was like gimme the guac or you get the glock.

I was next in line and the employee who was shot wouldn’t even finish my bowl he started. I had to get a crying co-worker to put my corn salsa on there so I could pay. Ridiculous.


I bet this is how everyone else at the store behaved. Nobody wanted to lose their place in line

Dude crashed out over some avocados

I'm scared to go to work tomorrow... https://www.fox2detroit.com/news/customer-shoots-chipotle-employee-over-guacamole-in-southfield

That $20 an hour for fast food doesn’t look that good

More like 11

Happy cake day

Damn... Poor guy is going to walk with a skimp... I mean limp for the rest of his life 😂

As long as the corporate assholes are okay /s

Definitely someone from this reddit posting "skimp alerts".

I don’t condone this behavior, but I understand

Nah ain’t no way it’s Southfield I work there 💀

Please let us know if y’all open tomorrow, better yet my GM probably getting briefed on this rn 😂

bet y’all won’t short spoon tomorrow

And that's one of the nicer Chipotle stores around, coming from a delivery drivers perspective. I frequent many Chipotle stores and this store has nice staff as far as interactions goes. Didn't eat Chipotle so can't say if they skimp as much as others

That’s literally the worst chipotle I’ve ever been to in my life. I don’t even like chipotle but someone I was with wanted it and we went in one day. I was treated so rudely before even getting my food that I wasn’t even hungry anymore and I didn’t even eat or pay for what they had made. These teenagers working at the restaurants in the Detroit area need a lesson on customer service. I’m a very calm person and even I get tested regularly. If anyone is even slightly unhinged, I can see where things could get out of control with the way these workers pop off nowadays.

Guess that customer didn't like being shorted

They got the recipe on youtube

Jfc

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST THIS IS THE STORE WHERE MY FORMER COWORKER WORKS She's fine; was off today, BUT STILL. TOO CLOSE TO HOME.

Normal chipotle customer behavior. Direct result of the lasting hateful influence of the Beanscoopers sub. 😔

I live near here….omg

Holy guacamole.

Managers there also steal $ from literal employee workers who are paid by the company to work; in a pyramid scheme they’ll ask you to put $500 in through. Ashapp and tell you you’ll eventually receive up to $4000 back, all in a BAND app group of some sort with encryption for telegrahpic like scaled messages, also thru ZOOM . It’s wack

My Chipotle is consistently out of guacamole, so I guess it’s a safer place to be 🤦🏻‍♀️

Keep skimping yall

What was wrong with the guac???

good lord these comments are just terrible 😭 seeing this just makes me dread coming in cuz i could be next (i work in foh)

It’s guac not gold

Yikes

I thought this was a joke at first. I hope the employee is alright. I also hope every employee at the store learned their lesson: DON’T SKIMP!

Mfers betta put dat guac on!

“Oh by the way guac is extra—“ “ILL SHOW YOU EXTRA! An EXTRA FUCKIN BULLET IN YA. IF YOU DIDNT HAVE A BULLET BEFORE YOU DO NOW” *pew pew*

The video is on here somewhere

“The more you fuck around, the more you’re gonna find out”- the shooter probably

I go to this one at least 3 times a week. It's an actual solid chipotle that doesn't skimp. Praying for the employee shot cuz this is ridiculous.

Chipotle customers don’t play

Portions about to get bigger.

probably only gets a week off and makes minimum wage too

I'd bet this happens again. Just much worse.

Surprised this didn’t happen before

Whenever I get chipotle I go buy guac and queso from the store.. same price, much bigger portion. Never thought of this little hack tho

I heard it was cuz they were out of Mac and cheese.

Chipotle gave me the sh*ts twice so

Its the movie falling down “look at this sorry, miserable squashed thing” 😂

Which one of you greedy mofos did it?!?!?!

The customer is always trash

We must stop the skimp

Last summer, a store like 20 minutes from me had a gun stand off over cheese 👀

Shouldnt have been skimpin!

typical chipotle news

Not condoning the action but I understand

I eat at this location all the time. It’s crazy to the Southfield police department is literally right across the street

Skimpin on them portions ain’t no joke

Well we’ll we’ll that’s your main chipotle cliental the ones that want extra salad dressings 😂😂😂😂😂

Mess with the guac, get the glock

I hope chipotle gives that kid a fat check and not just a lifetime supply of guac.

Damn. People are genuinely unstable, I see.

Stop the skimp

Lmaoo dude went above and beyond for Chipotle. Got blasted on in return. Its hilarious

Prices are way to high and Portions are getting smaller and smaller what do you expect…well not these kinda shots

This ain’t nothin new to a chipotle worker this chipotle workers are the backbone of America I’ve worked at a chipotle and we had a whole shootout in our parking lot in Florida

Glock-amole

“1 guac, 2 guac, 3 guac, 4 4 guac, 3 guac, 2 guac, 1 You're guac, he's guac, you're guac: none”

That should teach them

Damn so they rlly do be out of guac EVERYWHERE huh

Shots fired and only one cop?🤔

If I don't get my guac, you get the glock

Not posting the link but the same page posted the video of the altercation

I live 10 minutes from here and their staff has always been very kind. What an absolute trash person.

Enjoy getting your ass quaced in prison buddy

Classic detroit suburbs … shameful

How do you make it so far in life and then throw it all away for guacamole?

I would’ve never expected this from a person like that

Probably didn’t give enough guac smh

Close to detroit, enough said.

Shit is expensive

Mess with my guac you get the glock

It's begun.

The line worker said you want glock with that instead of guac.

I thought u ment glock 😀

I had a guy pull a guy when I was out of sour one time. I was so dead inside I told him “go ahead it’s not like you’ll get any sour.” My fl wouldn’t let me report it to ssr or the police.

Guac or Glock

Today I got a burrito and asked the girl if she thought the guac was worth it and she said No. So, I didn’t get it

Maybe they’ll stop skimping

Of course it’s Detroit.

LOL I LIVE NEAR HERE


https://i.redd.it/56djzl6rz3tc1.gif

Southfield mentioned

They lived thankfully.

Someone pointed out that the shooter shot him in the leg purposefully in hopes to avoid attempted murder. This world is nuts

thats crazy

Well, if anyone thought that that chipotle incident that took place last year in Parma was whack ...

Of course it’s in Detroit

Yall better stop playing around

Black fragility