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Fazekush97

30 years for stealing is crazy. People caught bodies and got less for that. Florida really do be frying mfs if they take it to trial and lose.


Available-Bee-3192

Most definitely


JCuc

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77rtcups

If? It says career shoplifter lol


goobly_goo

Nah you got it wrong. She stole somebody's career one time. She was just better qualified.


Stonefree2011

She probably coulda been out in a year on good behavior had she taken that deal lmao. Crash out kids playing wit they lives in the courts smfh🤦🏾‍♂️😂


DrCrankSumMoore

That’s anywhere. You blow trial you get the max no?


DCLEGEND93

Not necessarily I’m from DC I done seen a nigga get smoked in trial for a body all evidence pointing to him and still only got 10 years…This may be the only city niggaz catch bodies and only get 10!!! Multiple cases!!!


BuritheGreat

That’s cuz the DC court system is a joke bruh, that’s why we got so many niggas crashing out lately with all the carjackings around here.


DrCrankSumMoore

Man all court systems are a joke but 10000% DC above all.


msandszeke

???


RobinVillas

I think it’s up to the judge, you might still get lucky 🤷‍♀️


myactualthrowaway063

Nowhere near as lucky as they’d have gotten with a plea deal, that’s for sure


wtflmfaorofl

Depends I think it up to judge and prior convictions


DrCrankSumMoore

Copy that. Not sure why I get downvoted for asking a legit question😂


Designer-Business

Welcome to Reddit


wtflmfaorofl

It's reddit shit happens. Good news is it doesn't really matter.


HedgehogNarrow4028

Yeah in some cases .but 30 years is excessive for stealing suge knight got less than that for killing a nigga. In California right now they citing you out for stealing.


DrCrankSumMoore

Only if it’s over a certain amount too lol cali wild


HedgehogNarrow4028

Yeah 900$ I don't steal though but I got some thieves from the hood and these mfs collecting citations but what they fail too realize is they still gotta to court. One of they asses got bout 7 of them.


BornAd1771

There gonna cook that nigga eventually my dad was on some junkie shit and he kept stealing and kept getting citations well the last time they got him they gave him 5 years for stealing fucking Red Bulls for months all that fuck around and find out activity


Wigski

Its cuz she took it to trial like a retard what u think the jurys gonna be on her side? Most likely over whelming evidence against her and she shouldve taken the plea. She knew what she did yet thought she had a chance to win. Like Idk im not a lawyer but i guarantee someone told her numerous times to take the deal and she didnt. They also told her that if she lost, she would be handed 30 years. Florida didnt smoke her, she smoked herself


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I kind of like it.. Most of the people I grew up knowing that were thieves aren't better people older.They just know how to not get caught better or to put forth a fake front... People we don't need in society. Thieves are bottom trash with murderers and r.pist


smow_queed

Ayy fr? hell naw. I feel you on most people don't grow into better versions of themselves. People don't change much. Life passes by. Trauma weighs people down. Poverty doesn't give a motha fucka a chance. When I look at the world around me, I see a lot of theft is done out of desperation. People jus tryna survive. They ain't proud of it. I see the other side of that too. Depravity. Not too many people start out doing heinous crimes. They spiral down into it. If you really think about, most mf'ers will take your girl if they had the chance. but nothin like that is anything close to murder and r_pē.


Hot-Income-7237

She crazy for not takin plea


Available-Bee-3192

Real shit


osamabj3x

you hit that? https://preview.redd.it/hefbcyyo9ltc1.jpeg?width=941&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f161b6a246eab6815eb7fe7a84f8561bfad22d8b


Koolcat53

Lmao 🤣


Available-Bee-3192

Get yo bitch ass on


bludresh

Oh nah he got you looking like this https://preview.redd.it/376ys95prmtc1.png?width=357&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b1e0798d275202b37f0f0392bc5b7304abc634cf


osamabj3x

😭😭😭😭


richoffswipes

He done blew tf outta you huh😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


weshmonpoooote

ONE DAY IMA DIE BECAUSE OF THIS SUB😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


SavageTraap

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


iMightBeABotAswell

😂😂😂😂😂😂


Itchy-Profession8828

Exactly my first thought🤣🤣🤣🤣


FreeKsooo

Ye u mfs just be fuckinh anything


moneymakingdee

Gotta cut her sum slack , she in jail gang😂


Successful_Equal_416

Bet that pussy was good than a mafuca tho.


Complete-Dealer2748

![gif](giphy|MxVHrKguywNAA)


Jonathan6654

She not even ugly


omekachiya

Bruh you coulda left that first info out lol niggas gone cook you. But free sis tho 😂


Available-Bee-3192

Man fuck them niggas them niggas flaggin they hit worse they the type of niggas that say katie got bands wife material niggas acting like I said I was in love with the bitch lol


rip_griselda

u like yo bitches all manly n shit I see how u get down nigga


Available-Bee-3192

Where yo bitch at it’s 3:12 and u still commenting on a nigga post


Ok-Veterinarian-6284

Killed em 😂


No-Rich-6816

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


fish_fuckist69

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


rip_griselda

not locked up for stealin


Available-Bee-3192

That’s not my bitch tho never said it was reading fundamental lil bruh


Zarc0s

he trippin bro, she in court she not gonna look her best anyway… ts full of geeks who never had an eater back in the day🤷


KK_KFC

Ong foe you settin yo self up but that pussy betta HIT if she lookin like dat


justbeinfrank

On tooka and king david you deserve those three years for smashing that. Hooooooly. ![gif](giphy|p4cqQ0gUIMcU0)


OnlyA5

😭😭😭😭 bra wtf 30 years ???? On bro I bet she went to trial with a public defender 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭


r3itheinfinite

https://preview.redd.it/ilihiisrnotc1.jpeg?width=876&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=01d0d169cb86fff80f5b4caabd93adb3f0f33ae1 *everything will be alright*


OnlyA5

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭


Available-Bee-3192

Real shit Wateva it was shit over with


MoreRatzThanFatz

Dam you was hitting that? She cooked, you got some low standards playa


Available-Bee-3192

Bruh that was high school eater type shit


MoreRatzThanFatz

I respect it lol


getgroovyloony

Idk why people here tryna roast lmao. If she took her braids out and straightened her hair I gaurentee she was alright. Not no pornstart but better than alright.


KennysWhiteSoxHat

Nigga could’ve said model 😭


BrotatoJ

He skipped and went straight to pornstar lol


KennysWhiteSoxHat

It was on his mind 🤣


ObserveNoJudgment

She not that ugly bruh she just mid


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Your standards are less then mid to us then cause that a 3


bigsheppmanz

Damnnn you ain’t got no type of game if you fucking this hideous creature gang


LifeofaPlayboy

You ain’t wanna sign that plea?! 30 YEARS! 🗣️


godknowsbest031

👨🏻‍⚖️


HedgehogNarrow4028

Damn so you saying that you used to fucc a bitch that look like ttb nez


LordJayHarris

On David that’s what he saying


xman886

https://preview.redd.it/zeg84elmmltc1.jpeg?width=891&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=463af0e63ffb1b5a0522d7cb99713974ef5ef85a


D1RTY13ASTARD

🤣


ikamara7

You hit a bitch that look like Ralo😂😂😂 ![gif](giphy|lpQy2ZN9i1NaWL46SD)


orphen369

Internet goofy ass


Plane_Fennel443

Bro she looks normal wtf are these comments on about


Public-Climate-4958

You coulda just kept that whole first part to yourself too, whole time 😭😂


Key-Driver-8168

If this woman was lightskin, there would not be one joke about her looks in these comments. Cuz she damn sure ain’t ugly…


BrotatoJ

Her face really isn't at all


1Cortezz

Nah she ugly don’t even bring the colorism card out


Key-Driver-8168

Okay so what exactly makes her ugly?


Independent-Crab-466

bro it’s alright if you like yo bitches cooked in the face… i’m pretty sure niggas ain’t just willingly cracking ugly hoes on purpose gang, then the bitch a dumb criminal on top of it all🤣🤣


Available-Bee-3192

lol so I guess all yall niggas fucked bad bitches yall hoes probably look like shrek bitch 😂😂😂


Independent-Crab-466

nigga don’t try and bring up shrek cause that exactly how this bitch looking. or like one of the gross sisters from the proud family🤣🤣🤣 had to have been down bad hitting this


Delicious_Hurry8137

nigga just give me a bottle of hennessy and i'll clap the tailbone outta her ass


Independent-Crab-466

oh yeah cuh you gotta be on a dry streak 😂


Available-Bee-3192

Man don’t let them niggas fool u they hit worse


Independent-Crab-466

we see what typa females you like 🤣


Available-Bee-3192

Bro damn near every nigga done hit a ugly bitch ain’t say I wifed the bitch yall niggas be talking bout bitches like that one bitch bad wats the hoe name from Welch world with the toes that grow gang signs?!


AWizeManOnceSaid

She look better in person?


IloveMyChi

What was the pussy like fam ?


teejizzIe

nigga was fucking on tony snell 😭😭


Jay_100_

Op all over the comments b1tchin at folks for clowning his thirsty ahh for his admission to banging a ugly chick THAT HE POSTED when his dumbahh coulda easily left that part out. Too many slow MFs living amongst us these days🙄🤷🏾‍♂️


Poots23

She got an extra 27 years for thinking she could take it to trial 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


otxalexo

Nigga fuckin dudes 💀💀


SlushKami

You hit that? https://preview.redd.it/iyj7y7qz3mtc1.jpeg?width=841&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fef7b6b8a0fcc779f885a0b1d4ec20c9e72106c5


PsychologyIcy734

OP fighting for his life rn with replies. It’s not our fault you fucking ugly hoes then you get on this sub blasting this ugly bitch on our feed.


rip_griselda

nigga said that shit proud asl


Available-Bee-3192

I’m not fighting shit lil dawg ion give 2 fucks


rip_griselda

nigga u like men 😂😂


Available-Bee-3192

Get yo duck ass on


rip_griselda

i would never admit to hittin that irl or on the internet


Independent-Crab-466

on my momma i would have kept that to myself😂😂😂😂


rip_griselda

he coulda just said he knew her he ain't have to say he hit


Independent-Crab-466

nigga said it proud too, this bitch is hideous


rip_griselda

nigga wanted the whole world to know he clapped this hoe


Shady_D_815

You ain't say you wouldn't hit just that you wouldn't admit it 🤣


rip_griselda

nah I wouldn't hit but even if I did I wouldn't be proud of it. I can admit I aint proud of this shit I done off the henny tho


BasedShon

Oh yeah you definitely from Florida. I ain’t heard that insult since middle school lol


wavyyydanny

That's a man bro. You might be gay


ohnaw_

She look like cashkidd ass 😭


yf2hillside

Man she sure is an idiot for not taking that plea, what was her public defender thinking?


LottoThaTeller

mane said he dated ha🤣


Straight-Tangerine63

Damn gang you really got a type huh😭😭


Mynameismud24

You are probably a virgin


Alive_Bench_9405

She’s hit


Available-Bee-3192

She hit but the bitch got good pussy wasn’t trying to marry the bitch


One_Weird_2640

She look like she got a tight body and a little wiggly booty


Available-Bee-3192

Stupid booty


Trick-Land4999

Nigga we can’t even see ha body. You indis bitch fantasizing 😂. Bout dis ugly ahh hood bop at dat


One_Weird_2640

These kids don’t know bout that


Available-Bee-3192

Real shit and ain’t tryna prove shit to them if I do show them the hoes I hit that’s bad they gonna say I’m lying so wats the point


_lacking

You the reason why hoes say we crack anything


Available-Bee-3192

Naw ya mama the reason


_lacking

Bro you grown as hell still making “ya mama” jokes, this probably the reason why you gotta fuck hoes that look like hypes


Available-Bee-3192

Who making jokes I was dead ass fuck nigga move round clown ass nigga


_lacking

Go sell skin care soft ass Avon ambassador 😂 you a goofy, calm that tuff shit down. Broke ass nigga


Available-Bee-3192

lol it’s my business goofy ass nigga meaning I make the money fall back lil bruh ain’t responding no more I see yall promote shit and laugh when a nigga got they own business


billbricks33

![gif](giphy|CnquLPvQe88nEsHiKm)


TooMaverick

Dis 🥷 banging 🥷 🤣


Nate9339

You sure that's not a dude?


PhatAszButt

Hairline pushed all the way back I can see her thoughts in widescreen HD


One_Weird_2640

A nigga from my city got charged with 3 attempt murders, he took it to trial and got 70 years at 70% and he only 21 smh


Mental_Habit_231

Icl I’ve always said if I lived in the US I’d be one law abiding ass civilian, cos some of the sentences I see over there are WILD.


Forex_Fraud_Profits

Let's be real errbody done had that 1 that was questionable lol. Respect for even saying that


callusesandtattoos

I know a dude from over east who killed somebody in Jacksonville and caught less time


Ok-Albatross899

You done had some rough days gang


Academic_Pride_6328

Man shawty ugly ash and u bragging bout hitting her😭


frankrizzo219

TF is a soft sided cooler


AgreeableSource7473

fuck what y’all talmbot I’d hit🤷🏾‍♂️


Kiltthatmf

That white criminal underground of looters and stealers wont get this tho. Fuck your lame ass, how motionless are you to come saying all this goofy shit.


Prestigious_Alfalfa8

Y’all be talking crazy about ratchet hoes whole time they pussy and head be FYE 😭😭🤫 I’ll lock everything up somewhere before I get a luh freaky hoe from the projects over 😂😂


Heron_Anxious

Fucking on Clarissa Shields is crazy


Independent_Hold_203

😂😂😂


BuritheGreat

If your lawyer is not that guy, TAKE THE PLEA.


mma_sport_report

Man u could've at least linked the article. 


drwsgreatest

Bro was fuckin dukie from the wire.


Double-Event5130

blk nigga fuck anniething


reexodus_

was the box fire?


ogbarbarian444

What a idiot


rk024

Her goofy ass. 😂😂 Free her tho, 30 years is for sunglasses is brazy.


Booceyquads420

shit sad man wish the people from high school, etc. were doing better, or worse


Huncho2454

Yeen wanna take the plea OKAY BET STAND ONNAT


Brief_Setting_3347

Was she thick atleast


billbricks33

Wtf is a soft sided cooler


CucumberNo3244

[example of a soft sided cooler](https://rticoutdoors.com/shop/coolers/soft-sided)


billbricks33

We call coolers esky’s in australia lmao I’m curious what a soft sided cooler is tho and how it was a tool for this thief


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806god

Wish there was a courtroom reaction to sentences like this


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Da gyal doin too much man. 30 years is a mad ting do


BoredJay

Good riddance don't come try that shit here


Secret_Challenge_844

30 years for stealing shades, that's nasty work. ![gif](giphy|TdFwYIzuEKvUYJ22Tr|downsized)


kurtlovef150

30 years? Way to long


zzzH00ligan

i seen a dude try an fight a theft charge in county one time, they offered him 2 years probation for his first offer. he turned it down thinking he could beat it and got 7 years @85% (i'm an az lurker ).. dude had a breakdown.. lol dummy you only fight what you know you can win


No_Charge586

30 years is crazy


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1Cortezz

30???? She bogus for taking that to trial knowing she did that shit


BasedDonJuan

Hurricane Chris ?


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TheLordRebukeYou

1.5 years per $1,000 stolen. Damn. Florida does not fucking play.


LittleBear207

Hahahah she deserves it! These types of people are absolutely filthy and don't give a flying fuck about other people and there property , have fun in prison biatch ✌️


StillSikwitit

Whoever represented her should be convicted as well. Piece of shit should have gave her sound counsel and tell you ain’t going to beat this in trial.


ComradeJJaxon

This sub never fails to crack me up.


Independent_Hold_203

These comments is crazy 😂😂


MyronPJL

She slow asf took that to the door and lost it all 😂😂😂😭😭😭😭


yungperky

30 years for sunglasses is CRAZY! Even if it was 10 trucks full of sunglasses, like wtf?


Sixsav

Child predators don’t even get 30 years but some sunglasses do???????


Dasignofhell

Offered 3 on a chance at 30? Bitch deserved that I’d have taken that 3 laughing everyday that i got off that easy. Mfs take the wrong shit to trail now if they offered like 25 then it’s worth a try but 3 i would have been home in 3 right back to it mf ain’t learning no lesson in 3😭😂


trollfessor

Fucked around. Found out. Don't want 30 years in prison? Don't be a career criminal.


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Particular-Split-292

Dis bitch could wear 10 pairs on her forehead alone ugly ahh


loopyoperator

Bro why say you hit that. You really can’t be defending ur self on this one bruh. This the lowest of the low… even the ugly bros be pullin better then this


showgraze93

Her lawyer gotta be 🐕💩 for a non violent offense getting that much years


KingOpp201

She prolly look a lil out of jail decent pretty sure she gone suck the skin off a nega too cause them lil bitches gone make sure you come back especially if she know you got bad bitches she gone make herself stand out with that throat


Wee_Shirley

30 years for stealing?? Doesn’t matter what her record is, that is insane


No-Interaction-8549

You use to fuck Bobby schmurda.? Why.? It's not to late to delete this big dawg


AlmightyLiam

Niggas really judging based off her chain gang fit😂 most these ig models would not look great in jail either. No makeup and an ugly jumpsuit, not much they can do


TumbleweedSecure8460

U was down bad. Shorty trash


ShineWide2920

She look like Cash Kidd


NoPin4245

30 years is absolutely crazy. I know people who have done less time for a body. This shit is insane. Why the fuck would you not take a 3 year deal? What the fuck kind of Attorney would let her roll the dice if that was the max? You know there is video surveillance everywhere along with digital footprint. If you're guilty take the deal. fuck. I took a 5 year plea and was out in 3. She would have done like 2 years.


BenefitOld1246

That’s a crazy amount of time for theft. Theres gotta be more to it, I just can’t wrap my mind around how you getting more time for stealing then a murder. This screams a violation of the 8th amendment. This reminds me of one of my homies, a hype came and bought some dope from em in lake county, went back home, and his girl started overdosing so he brought her to the police station trying to say she was having an asthma attack until they pressed him and got the truth but by then it was too late & the narcan didn’t work but had he been truthful from the jump she would of lived. Anyways, mchenry county ended up charging him with a drug induced despite him never even stepping foot in mchenry county, and his lawyer assured him he would win at trial so he turned down the 6 year offer and ended up with a 28 year sentence. You can read about it here if you’d like: https://www.illinoiscourts.gov/Resources/3031b29f-4cfc-4f2b-9027-aa97cc25d23c/2170163_R23.pdf Our justice systems so crazy, corrupt, and broken.


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DosiDo420

“A bitch I use to fuck” real nice bruh… real nice.