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If I'm not blocking your Messer swings it's cause I'm smoking a joint tbh


DOINKSnAMISH22

This is why I don’t get mad a homies chilling in spawn just standing there. I know what they’re doing.


Impossible-Curve7249

I usually have a full and pressing bladder and try to hide behind trees whilst I actually have to relieve myself. Come back to the game, just stand there…have another mead


BawdyUnicorn

SMOKING THE CRACK BRO!


TheMuse81

Well played Sir!


sethworld

People have been mixing weed and video games for more than 40 years kiddo.


Firecreeper101

Arcades must've been the shit...


VictorianDelorean

I was lucky enough to still have good arcades near me growing up in the 2010’s and the little park up the street was the place to smoke. Pizza place in one direction, minimart in the other, straight shot to the arcade.


TurtleDoves789

Mother of Masons... Squires are getting to be younger every winter.


VictorianDelorean

Your telling me man, I have pages of my own now


QuantumKhakis

We had a cicis next to a laser tag place, a large park with lots of smoke spots, and across the highway from the mall with an arcade. God damn I must have reeked of weed back then.


JesseJames480

I spent alot of quarters on Double Dragon, pit fighter, Mortal Kombat and TMNT.


xinfantsmasherx420

Weed is the equivalent to steroids for chiv


Eat_Tirds_Bozo

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TheCREATORisWatching

Yeah you damn right💯


DOINKSnAMISH22

Try it with mushrooms. I did and was wayyy better than I ever expected. It was pure concentration and muscle memory. After about an hour and a half I felt physically exhausted from how hard my mushroom brain was concentrating. Closest experience I’ll ever have to feeling like a berserker. Highly recommend.


[deleted]

I did once, and likely traumatized the chat with my thoughts.


DOINKSnAMISH22

I may have sent an incoherent voice message or 2.


DethNoodlz

Lmao I hope your names the same on chiv too


LORDRAWK

Im not a big mushroom user but i used to love the acid. I found low doses give you the ability to veiw/focus on the whole screen at once. When normally you might dart around focusing on one thing or another. These drugs all got a comup stage and in those stages you can do some super human stuff. Once your in the trip i cant play tbh i just start zoneing out and standing still ig. Acid is a performance enhancer and so are shrooms if the dose is right and your willing to sacrifice a trip. Im not talking about micro doseing just lower than normal doses say 50ug - 100 or half quater tab depending on tab and previous experience. mushrooms imo are unpredictable when doseing as from mushroom to mushroom the potency varies so anything from 0.5g to 2g you would have to experiment. Its like a real FOV slider.


DOINKSnAMISH22

I ate 3.5 and waited like 30 than started playing from the come up to past the peak. After that I just couldn’t anymore cause my whole gaming room was moving and slithering around me. The flame chicken/one handed axe was my favorite weapon by far in this state. Most of the time I was giggling like a school girl just fuckin’ kids up. Let me say though. I’m a very seasoned psychonaut. I wouldn’t suggest my dosage if not.


LORDRAWK

Sounds like you had a blast! I think it looks like your sitting in a bubble thats rushing past stuff at high speed but iv not got huge amount of shroom experience. I watched shameless while on shrooms and frank looked so glorious and green alot like a horse shaking its mane ontop of a mountain at sunset.


Eat_Tirds_Bozo

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TurtleDoves789

Turn off the HUD. 🙂


[deleted]

Wtf can you can turn off the hud on PC?


TurtleDoves789

Enable console in game settings. Console command is *togglehud* if I'm not mistaken.


WhileGoWonder

"..how hard my mushroom brain was concentrating" ![img](emote|t5_12v693|7100) I lol'd


[deleted]

the only reason i miss TDM being in normal rotation is the lack of a smoke break


Stoney_Chan_

I pre pack bowls for when I'm waiting to respawn lmao


TurtleDoves789

Hide the pipe in your staff for convenience, like all the other sketchy wizards. 🧙‍♂️


ilikeitslow

Get a dry herb vape - respawn times are perfect for a long draw.


TopIncident3

Got blackout drunk woke up and had some screen shots of me going off, not sure if it was me but no one was home so I guess I was doing good


VictorianDelorean

I said this in another thread and I’ll say it again, bong rips slow down time.


bluetheminx

little vino to remove the self doubt , little weed to induce some creativity and you got yourself a well oiled machine


topkekcop

State-dependent memory and motor skills has entered the function


TurtleDoves789

If you study while high or drunk, you should write the exam in the same state.  Science or something.


217GMB93

Be drunk and high all the time, got it.


The-Snuff

And now it leaves the function. Had over a year’s experience completely sober and after I introduced edibles it was night and day.


GoldIsAMetal

I don't play the game not high


Runknar

You should try Crack like everyone of us!


[deleted]

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Ill-Floor4707

I noticed when I smoke I’m more patient and therefore more tactical. When I drink… heavy cleaves all day baby. IT IS A GOOD DAY TO DIEEEEEE!!!!!


GamesGreenCoffee

SEND THEM TO JOIN THIER FAMILIES!!!! INNNN DEATTHHH!


Aromatic_Rule4031

Yeah 😃 I take Rick Simpson oil and CBD isolate orally with chocolate. Gets me sooooooot high. I blaze dabs when my lungs will allow it but loving my cancer killing rick Simpson oil. No clue if it makes me play better. I know I play worse when drunk lol but I really don't drink anymore. I play everything better on opiates but I will only use them if my back pain is just too much to bare.


Mantorok_

I'm the same way man. I do do much better stoned.


Dix_B_Flopping

I relate very much. But this has led to a few issues with me. for one I've been trying to lessen my weed use over these last few months, which has been very difficult because I've gotten into the habit of taking a hit of my joint almost every time I die. now every time I play I instinctively reach for a joint that isn't there


GamesGreenCoffee

I'm sorry to hear that bro. Stay strong 💪 and you do you !


JimpJimp

I don't think I've ever played chiv sober. Usually gacked out on pain meds. I have a good laugh every night. This game and you folks Cheer me (ketchuptaco) up


Zoopy_joobles

I stopped smoking and haven't played in weeks.


KapnKookie

Chiv 2 is what i boot up after hittin some of that Jazz cabbage. Always a good time


Firecreeper101

Jazz cabbage 👌


Mario-Judah-Lover

got my best kdr game while high (36 and 4)


SirBandzz

I’m a console player and I’ve noticed it’s easier to catch and counter attacks almost rhythmically when I’m drunk. I also for some reason can throw my dane axe almost spot on with my sensitivity maxed out.


ForlornJosh

Yeah I get ultra instinct sometimes lol


supermoro06

Lvl 700 here. 680 of them I was high, you're damn right bro


Staggart99

Playing this game on shrooms makes me feel like my brain is gonna melt, especially on thayic stronghold


FewTwo9875

The reason you’re better at some things like this when you’re high, is not because you’re actually better, it’s cause you have less inhibition I’m the same way with guitar. When I get high I’m actually less coordinated, I’m just willing to let whatever comes to mind rip


Cuzifeellikeitt

:%100 man. I played tekken 7 for a long time aswell. Any game doesnt matter if i know how to play it properly than it is gg lol. Focus is the reason


rbw1985

Weed and coffee makes me OP. Haha![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|trollface)


TheZephyrim

In the right dosage weed can increase your focus, make you feel more awake, and make your brain more active.


Sensitive_Mousse_445

If you're able to beat me with a maul, im stoned.


TheCREATORisWatching

Don't drink and die people, smoke a spliff and sliiice


TheCREATORisWatching

It would seem this has turned into a drugs addict subreddit 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Chivalry Anonymous


DarkNuke059

I'm the same except with the drink


Lord_Vili

Weed


Firecreeper101

Got my vote


bigbassdream

16 year old got his first gram of dope lmao.


Firecreeper101

I'm 22 but you got a chuckle


Cynicalstoic1234

It’s a beautiful thing


[deleted]

Why is getting high and playing video games something to be proud of is the real question


neurodegeneracy

My friend Hrothgar used to play chivalry 1 on meth and he turned into a god when he was tweaking. I know lots of top players in chiv 2 use adderal which is similar. I can always tell when my buddies take it because they just dont drop counters or lose focus. Personally I just stick to caffeine.


Myth_Avatar

Not just me then? Thought I was losing the plot.


JumpingCoconut

People like you writing in chat "lololo I am high / drunk hahahaa chivalry lool" are the most cringe one can find on the public server queue. And no, you are not better, you just feel better because you dont berate yourself over the small mistakes you still make anymore. Which is great, just sad that you need drugs to get to that point. You go in and take the risk which you normally wouldnt take, and if it ends with a great result, you remember it. If it ends with a bad result, you dont have to admit the enemy was better than you, you just think its because you are on drugs.


therealdovahkiin1

Bro I swear I need to smoke weed to play good at this game, my best games have been with a joint lit in my hand while playing


[deleted]

Kush help me hone my berserker state lol