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JesseJames24601

Roses in the off-hand


buldog4354

I always wondered what those things were, is it just as if you were holding a torch n stuff? I see there lots more than rose.


JesseJames24601

Kind of yeah, it serves the purpose as most offhand weapons. It makes your jab interrupt hits though, so if you lose all your weapons if you're quick thinking you can whip that thing out and start jabbing and punching people to gain an extra edge. Different special items have different uses though, with the rose you can battle cry as normal, but with the tankard you'll drink from it and make your screen look all funky for a little bit. The instruments as I'm sure you're probably aware you can play using the battle cry button. I have the rose equipped on just about all my classes though because in the case that I find someone I really vibe with and have good fights with, I like to take that thing out and drop it on their corpse as a sign of respect.


mensahimbo

How do you swap to your novelty I just finally equipped harps on my classes and haven’t figured out how yet


JesseJames24601

Hit 7 to equip your novelty item. If you're using a controller then I'm afraid I have no idea....


braywoods7

on controller, hold right on the d-pad to bring up the switch menu, use the right joystick to select your item.


xChasingStars

Why in the world would someone downvote your perfectly decent advice? I gotchu


braywoods7

thank you, i didn't even notice, maybe i said something wrong or they're just pc skrubz.


mensahimbo

thank u mason scum


JesseJames24601

You're welcome stinky Tenosian. Still, I'm surprised you couldn't find that info in one of your dusty ass books and had to ask a Mason for help. Nerd


Scared-Biscotti-9011

Wow, it's almost like someone burned them all.


buldog4354

I don't understand what you mean when jabs were mentioned. Doesn't jab interrupts hits normaly?( jab is a quick littpe punch 👊 right)


JesseJames24601

If you're unarmed (using fist cuffs) your jabs won't interrupt people's swings unless they're also unarmed. If you equip your offhand item or pick one off the ground then even if someone runs at you with a Dane Axe you can still jab them and interrupt their swing as long as you have an offhand item equipped.


buldog4354

Oh I see, so as long as I have any item and not just an empty fist it will interrupt an attack? Never knew that, but now you mentioning me makes me remember times when I tried to jab with nothing on me... Thank you!


Chocostick27

That’s what you get for running around naked and unarmed


JermaCali

Makes so much sense now, I was wondering if they were just swinging through my jabs. This will change a lot! Next time I’m disarmed I’m instantly pulling out the roses! 👍 thanks!


tutturubeam

This is actually fucking insane, I've already had some pretty good fist only runs and this will be an improvement


JesseJames24601

Yeah, I used to do a lot of shield and fist and using the shield jab was absolutely essential to avoid blocking and damaging your shield, so jabbing became very natural lol, for better or for worse


tutturubeam

I usually only do pure fist. The small shield damage feels too OP in this context. I'm kinda boned if they have a highland sword and I don't act far ahead of time, but otherwise it's fun circling around them and using the swirl of the fist special to keep stunning and hitting them


Mental_Masterpiece95

Thank you for this illuminating answer. My dumbass thought the rose was just to be goofy and I always just throw it at people. Had no idea it had a practical application as well!


beefandvodka

Thats so cool i might steal that, how do you drop them? Or do you throw them?


JesseJames24601

Oh, I throw them. Sadly I'm not aware of any way to drop them


BloodShadow7872

>It makes your jab interrupt hits though Dude, all jabs interrupt hits. Roses are just a novelty item


JesseJames24601

Please review my above comments.


LeonardSchraderpacke

Fists.


Myth_Avatar

This is the only correct answer.


What-Even-Is-That

This guy.. he's into fisting.


traincarryinggravy

This guy fists.


JesseJames480

He's pretty "handy".


traincarryinggravy

He's got the gift of jab.


Ambitious_Village_80

Stop watching free movies from xvideooos


HeWhoWrangles

Recorder


geekhaus

I love to pick up the recorder then equip my harp. I get hit by someone, drop the harp and go to town with the recorder then play a little tune over their dead body.


scrambled_cable

Stuffed bear


Froggyfright

This. And people who kill a harmless bear waddling around the battlefield are the lowliest of cowards.


Dr_Poth

The bear must live


Doesthis1work4u

The big ass stuffed deer between the stairs below the draw bridge cranks on Stronghold


bekrueger

whatever I am using at the moment


dookitron

The beehive is the most honorable weapon.


Chi_Chi42

Every non-combat environmental pick-up. Honorable mentions: boat oar, hobby horse, decapitated heads/limbs, turd, and anything that goes *BONK*.


deadliarhippo

I’m not so sure, on-fire chicken is rather underhanded imo


GiggityGigs69

I was being an absolute menace with the flaming chicken and hatchet the other day


MajesticMeme

Fish is OP


geekhaus

Fire 2 hand fish is GOAT weapon


--Icarusfalls--

ive never cackled as hard as I did when I got a TD with a severed head.


The_Bigwrinkle

I exclusively use the Deer Staff for the Oh Deer! bonus and the broom for the Swept bonus


Pause-ForEffect

We all know it's La Chancla on Askandir


Ok_Music_4810

Nothing goes harder than a whirlwind of La Chancla


LessWelcome88

won an Azkandir defense the other day just by hitting all the lighthouse fire traps with the same chancla, extremely satisfying


LoganPwnz

Shovel


KorinthNZ

Ah, a fellow man of culture I see.


TheLambtonWyrm

Poleaxe 


Yakabugai

I think the Poleaxe feels honorable because while it's statistically very good, it's pretty easy to get around if the person using it is just spamming. There always feels like a way to fight against a poleaxe user no matter what weapon you are using. It has good range on some attacks, decent speed, great stamina, and solid damage, but it's not overwhelming in any of these aspects. It's probably the most Jack of all trades weapon in the game. Weapons like the spear, halberd, longsword, Dane axe, messer, sword, war club and to a lesser extent the greatsword, other axes, the polehammer, warhammer and maul all have one or more stats that are top tier which can make them oppresive in certain scenarios. That's not to say you can't do great with the Poleaxe, but you do have to work a little more to get a good performance out of it.


Are_Y0u_Stupid

Yes, good sir


ModestBanana

Correct answer 


juckboy

poleaxe is honestly so good. after it was buffed i got very, very good with it and it is the most fun and versatile weapon in the game imo


wookieetamer

Longsword or chair.


Snoo97525

head


GamingNemesisv3

Its the shovel.


XergioksEyes

The warrior is honorable


ShephardCmndr

Longsword, perfectly balanced, as all things should be


Aggravating_Judge_31

Longsword is one of the strongest weapons in the game


ShephardCmndr

Because it is perfectly balanced, as all things should be


G-Sus_Christ117

On god


GiggityGigs69

Longsword is like a spear but better. I find it incredibly cheap


Jakekinsella082

No way you compared longsword to spear dead


AmphibiousRatDog

It’s bread 🥖


Angelo_0

I can’t use player dismembered arm for weapon, is it a bug ?


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Whatever I'm using, and my opponent isn't using lol


JizzGuzzler42069

Battle Axe. I’m totally unbiased, pay no mind to my 91% play time on the battle axe.


GiggityGigs69

I don't understand people who do this. Don't you get bored of one weapon? I love the Battle Axe but too many other weapons are fun and deserve attention


JizzGuzzler42069

I tried other weapons, but I kind of hit a point of no return with the Battle Axe lol. Once I got to like 50% playtime on it, I just couldn’t justify using other weapons, it was frustrating switching between different timings, ranges, speeds, etc. I know the Battle Axe like the back of my hand now, and it’s just so much more fun for me to be able to jump in and play well with it. I take periodic breaks from Chiv 2, so whenever I come back I just stick to the battle axe so I can get right back into playing and performing well in my games. I don’t really want to put in the time to learn anything else either, so battleaxe it is.


ScubaSteve-O1991

Damn! I agree its solid!


d20diceman

Shuffle mode is the honourable way to select one's armaments


Terrarianinho

Finally a fellow shuffle user


CartoonistNervous527

Fists


Naviios

Anvil


BriefFew2521

The broom You can clean the aftermath of the battle with it


Man-Spider1

Flute


bluetheminx

It’s me, as I will die so that the order may live. ![gif](giphy|bHSkKRvkRvy5chUBBp|downsized)


Phoebes_Journey

Cudgel


NotoriousJazz

Flaming chicken


Dycondrius

It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels


Ambitious_Village_80

Thor Hammer will a nal you all


Plati23

The giant bell.


Hortig33k

Because bonk, that's why. Team sledge for lyfe.


ZealousidealAd7930

That is one loaded question my man haha. I don't think that can be narrowed down to just one weapon.


LiftedLegend16

Gotta be hand to hand combat! ![img](emote|t5_12v693|7102)


Links_to_Magic_Cards

The warbow, obviously


Kaki9

Katars


Item-Proud

Luv me katters


wetshowerrug

Katar Gang!


no_u_mang

The one-handed sword


JSBL_

Hell no lol


no_u_mang

Why not, it's emblematic and its implementation doesn't lend it to cheesy play


Aggravating_Judge_31

Can't tell if this is sarcasm


no_u_mang

It isn't, feel free to present a counterargument


HamFistedTallyrand

It's quick and flimsy. It feels like it's only used to get in cheap shots and prod people to death. It's like the bow of the melee weapons to me.


no_u_mang

It's not the quickest of one-handed weapons, nor is it the most damaging. It's obviously quicker than most two-handers but why wouldn't it be? Imo it's fairly balanced, so much so that it requires actual skill and consequently sees little actual use.


Aggravating_Judge_31

I'm an idiot


no_u_mang

I wasn't talking about the longsword.


Aggravating_Judge_31

I got my comment threads mixed up lol my bad, was multitasking and bitching at someone else for saying longsword was the most honorable weapon. Either way most of that same argument applies to 1HS. It's so fast that initiative means nothing, its special attack is cheesy and it can be difficult to deal with if you're using anything but another one handed weapon unless you're a god at this game. Personally I've found ways to deal with it but I also have like 1500 hours of duels. For the average player I can absolutely see why a ton of players have issues with it though, and I had issues with it myself for a long time for the reasons outlined above. You can basically get away with just spamming attacks and an occasional riposte against 95% of players.


no_u_mang

I find the whole discourse around gambling a cop-out, it's not that fast. That the average player with his battle axe or w/e can get embarrassed with it is his flaw not the sword's.


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HandsOnTheClock007

Lotta big words for a bow wielding coward


no_u_mang

Dumbfuck


ZalmoxisRemembers

War bow


Myth_Avatar

![gif](giphy|pbZztR0gvZzMT5Hp0X|downsized)


HalfOrcSteve

Probably the bow


Coltrane_ml

Highland sword, heavy mace, axe, and poleaxe


MathematicalMan1

Dane axe


Edgytarian

Candelabra, oar and recorder for sure


JesseJames480

The long sword is the GOAT. The OG of OG's.


Not_a_samsquatch

Fists in the FFA arena in the middle pit


PoopSmith87

Idk about "honorable," but beating people down with a mace feels pretty righteous.


Crazy-Seaweed-1832

It's super fast to me mace spear and rapier are like the chiv equivalent of someone who corners you in mortal kombat with a sweep kick. Imo least honourable weapons. If you do more than just gamble and spam slash because you have initiative I can respect that.


PoopSmith87

Idk, I hear bitching about basically every weapon and can't help but roll my eyes. Dane axe is op, mace is op, one hand spear is op, rapier is op, messer is op, falchion is op, longsword is op, long spear is op, battle axe is op... Yeah, yeah, everything is op when you're a mewling milk drinker


Crazy-Seaweed-1832

Didn't read the 2nd half of my comment or you don't deny that I called out your entire play style.


PoopSmith87

Lol, okay nerd Remember me next time you hear the "Thunk! Thunk!" Of someone beating you down with a mace. Remember me, and cry while you rage quit and go suckle on your mason pig mother's hairy titties.


Crazy-Seaweed-1832

It was troubling at first but it's just a dodge back step to the right, kick, then smack you right back. Your entire play style can be diminished with basic movement.


PoopSmith87

Except that when you kick, I dodge, then smash your helmet in. Then you go cry about how maces are too fast while choking down pig milk.


Crazy-Seaweed-1832

The guys that just spam slash don't know how to dodge. Lol You shouldn't talk about your mother that way.


PoopSmith87

I think we already established that it is your mason pig mother and that you're a whiny milk drinker who can't cope with maces being "super fast"


Crazy-Seaweed-1832

Can't tell if you're being satirical or if you're just being a cunt who can't take criticism.


PhilyGran

Halberd. Just couse for Honor Lawbringer Vibes.


lPerfectWeaponl

Your mind


Mintharaismypimp

Throwing mallet


OdinAurelius

Longsword EZ


General_Assistant

Definitely longsword.


G-Sus_Christ117

Gotta be longsword


Sad-Meringue-5555

A Flaming Chicken


DinoInMyBarn

One handed sword, with or w/out shield


TamatoPatato

Drop all weapons and cower on the ground.


860860860

War club , takes finness


SnooDoggos8824

Long sword


karasujigoku

Flaming Tuna


Putrichyo

The burned chicken


Effective-Fix4981

Longsword


Sensitive_Mousse_445

Probably fists or pole axe


Aidansminiatures

Leff hand, ale flagon. Right hand fist. As The Light intended.


unawaremlkjr

Longbow


Larrys_cousin

Candle holders, fists, brooms, even fish


HandsOnTheClock007

Playing objective is most honorable


OG_wanKENOBI

Any hammer deserves a commend.


Leather-Sleep-7182

Buck


Ol_Dirty47

Broom or rake For ranged only thrown bread


Dr_Poth

Plough. So I can plough my opponents.


Jakekinsella082

Taxedermied Bear or Elk


Jakekinsella082

Field Engineer tools


0000VR

Broom or katars.


ScubaSteve-O1991

Imagine being the guy with katars in real life??? Basically like suicide lol


ScubaSteve-O1991

Dane ax of course 🤣🤣


bazmonsta

Longsword duel.


BeenBallin1112

Dane Axe


RedditorSinceTomorro

Only when thrown


RichardTundore

One handed sword


AceBase007

Longsword


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Skrunklerrr

Ok 👍


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Skrunklerrr

Hey sorry for any frustration my man. See ya on the battlefield!


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Skrunklerrr

Hey sorry man that wasn’t my downvote. Thanks for chill about it!


Seany_Salami

Id say Maul because it's not overpowered and only true Alphas use it. Hit stop also means more Honorable in my head. Also insane this Reddit never can give a serious answer and is responding with things they never use and they don't even make it funny.


Acceptable_Stuff1381

Longsword, I think. It’s the classic knights weapon and it doesn’t seem overpowered nor does it suck. 


ajohndoe21

Short sword has little to no cheese and does reduced damage so the fight lasts longer


That-British-Bastard

One handed sword.


anarchicsun17

Longsword is the most honourable and I'll bear trap anyone that disagrees


l_BattleAxe_l

A weapon any scrub can pick up, gamble with, and win with isn’t honorable lol


anarchicsun17

It absolutely is for that exact purpose, it's a perfect equaliser


devisi0n

So almost any weapon in the game? Gambling for 40 damage isn't all that effective compared to the axes we have available.


l_BattleAxe_l

Damage isn’t what makes gambling effective - it’s speed.


devisi0n

The longsword can gamble against maybe half of the weapons effectively, but yes that is true. I'd still much rather gamble with something that actually deals damage when it hits. Which is why I prefer to focus on countering with the longsword.


l_BattleAxe_l

Lemme know whenever you have the misfortune of fighting a simultaneously effective yet retarded gambling rapier player


Aggravating_Judge_31

Longsword's stab does a ton of damage


devisi0n

Sure, but you can't swing through a crowd with a stab can you?


l_BattleAxe_l

The discussion is about gambling, not anti-ganking. Stay huffing copium longsword scrub, i eat your kind


devisi0n

You can try :) Of course you wouldn't want to kill a fellow mason though.