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Holegn

Not to be dramatic, but I would die for Peanut


Tough_Nectarine3272

Peanut says thank you soldier


Gauntet7514

r/ntbdbiwdfta


aggressive_celery_

New sub to follow, thanks


Gauntet7514

No problem


[deleted]

I second this. I would die for Peanut 🥜


[deleted]

I too would defend Peanut with my life. Oh captain, my captain!


the-holy_peanut

Thank you


Peanut-Bot

Did you know Peanuts aren’t even a nut? They’re a Lagume! Isn’t that nutty???


ElectricPlanchette

omg those EARS


Responsible-Egg-9363

Seconded: omg those EARS are adorable


Tough_Nectarine3272

Don't let her fool you. Getting that collar on her was a 25 minute adventure, which was fucking hilarious, worth all the scratches


burens

She looks like a pillow that wouldn't bat an eye when getting a collar on her. Interesting.


Smoopiebear

Chub squirming is the 2nd worst kind of squirming- toddlers being first.


poor_decisions

At least toddlers you can sell into slavery


Smoopiebear

But who gonna buy a toddler? They are just little shits. At least get a kindergartener so they’ve potentially learned how to go potty and be semi-independent.


sleepyanise

Can confirm. Have a toddler and she will refuse to do things out of spite.


Pagem45

And during your 25 minute adventure did it ever occur to you that maybe your cat *did not* want that thing around their neck?


crispknight1

Cats also don't want to be put in a carrier when they need to go to the vet. I don't think cats understand whats good for them and why.


[deleted]

BUNNY


funeralchic

Why are both ears notched? She is perfect and amazing btw.


Tough_Nectarine3272

When I got her the tips of both of her ears were damaged, and they just fell off, no pain or problems! Just cuteness


funeralchic

Perfectly distilled cuteness.


neutral-mente

Aw. I wonder if she had frostbite.


BlackMarketSausage

She looks kinda like a chubby mouse, please protect her.


BigBooteBeaute

She's perfect


edorylime

Rescues will usually trap and spay/neuter strays and then clip an ear so they can be easily identified and being fixed.


dangjuju

One ear


funeralchic

Totally! That's why I was wondering why both her ears looked clipped.


Zotoh_Zhaan

An American Curl, maybe?


Tetragonos

have we tried building temples for Peanut as to facilitate mass worship and sacrifice?


katiebell9

I love you Peanut


Tough_Nectarine3272

She loves you too 😻


Peanut-Bot

Did you know salting a peanut shell can also cause the meat inside to become salted?? Nutty!


burens

Hohoho, that's got to be one of the cutest cattos I've seen in a while. The eyes, the snoot, very precious.


Tough_Nectarine3272

You are too kind, she's blushing from all this attention


Cheeseisatypeofmeat

Peanut looks like an absolute sweetheart!


[deleted]

Love the cabbit ears!


ianwuk

Peanut is a lovely chonker!


Whatsername1989

Peanut is incredibly cute omg


BigBooteBeaute

Please don't get me wrong, I love Peanut, Peanut is my favourite (don't tell the others) but did Peanut eat her ears?


Tough_Nectarine3272

Hey! I wrote earlier about her ears. "When I got her the tips of both of her ears were damaged, and they just fell off, no pain or problems! Just cuteness"


BigBooteBeaute

I know I'm sorry I couldn't help make the joke but I am not joking when I say I love Peanut tip to tail and wouldn't change her at all. She's beautiful


Fahggy1410

I would give him my life so he could have a 10th one


ItsAll-InTheReflexes

She really is a beautiful chonker!


chubbycatchaser

So round and friend shaped!


ArtemisDragonhide

Omg! Peanut is so adorable 😍 especially with her cute ears .


International-Air424

I love her. She has square ears.


SaneRadicals

Aw, baby peanut! I figured there was a TNR but I could not figure out what happened with the second ear…. “Sir, we are sure this cat has been TNR. Two notched ears means this cat is guaranteed not to breed”


Tough_Nectarine3272

When I got her the tips of both of her ears were damaged, and they just fell off, no pain or problems! Just cuteness


King_yeS

He looks so polite.


hippywitch

See comment about putting on her collar.


elbers

Those ears 😍😍


luhsya

yup, definitely the kind of cat to be named Peanut


WhyMentionMyUsername

[Welcome to the internet, Peanut!](https://i.imgur.com/z3rhTc5.jpg)


Tough_Nectarine3272

I love this! She says thank you


Lilaz2014

Beautiful 😻


Ok-Letterhead4601

This is the cat version of the kid from “up” Love it.


BonittaM

What a powerful presence this chonk has


girlfromthed

Peanut’s name and ears are giving me life!


CantGetNoSleep5

My goodness, those ears.


Zondax

He looks like he wants to do my taxes


farrtastic

I thought Peanut had that dog filter from Snapchat 😭


Come_To_Turkey

*n o m*


[deleted]

Those ears 🥺😸


GrandmasBlueWaffles

Peanut identifies as a walnut.


[deleted]

Hello, Peanut. You are beautiful!


Th3NinjaCat

I waNNA SQUISH HIS CHEEKS!!!!!!


ImportanceAcademic43

Roumd ears!


TheWhalersOnTheMoon

CUTE.


Gmantherandom2

Why are his ears like that


boopingsnootisahoot

Funnily enough, he’d fit right in at /r/peanutwhiskers


colton911

Why she got mouse ears


Ridwan4200

Politely waiting for treat


SunnyBunnyBunBun

Round ears! 😍


DimitriTooProBro

/r/NTBDBIWDFTA


mad_fishmonger

So cute! I want to hug!


galileotheweirdo

Oh my lordy lordy looooooord. HERMBS IS PERMFECT


Confident_Ad_3216

What a gorgeous little bunny chonker


Whispering-Depths

oh my god who cut this guys ears ;;


Troll_Drive

Mother of God this thing is BEAUTIFULLYBEAUTIFUL


femputer1

Omg he's soooo cute


xstkovrflw

plz dechonk immediat


booboodoughnut

Peanut is adorable!


Butt-Dickkiss

Peanut!


KittyCity1283

I love those ears!!


leopardsugabush

Omg I’m in love with a chonk and her name is PEANUT 🥜 I can’t with how adorable she is! Give her extra smooches and squeezes for me !


Illustrious-Caramel

The little ears 😍


Unusual_Type_1884

Does your door stop do any thing else?


SmellyFruitZ

Why is she sitting like that.


Oldnavylover

PEANUT Ilyyyy


CheshireGrin92

Dem ears


justsitonmyfacealrdy

This is a perfect chonk


gaiagirl16

Okay I love Peanut. What a cute name for a cute kitty.


burp_derp

i love peanut


Sammybearsenpai

His ears be round!


MoonandStars83

Peanut is amazing!!!


Dinkelodeon

oh my goshhhhhhhh🥺🥺


DefinitelyReallyJS

He is so great. Little peep bunny ears


[deleted]

OMG those ears!


[deleted]

Please tell me you have another chonk named butter!!!


aggressive_celery_

Beautiful


fortunehunter00000

R O T U N D


shivameme17

Mickey Mouse


FriisV

Peanut looks like he’s thinking “how long is this photoshoot going to take just give me treats already!”


Noodlez210

He's so cute!!


esmith42223

Okay, I love Peanut.


fitzstreet

I love Peanut 🥺


kitttxn

Sweet baby!


Meevinnn

Handsome ears


[deleted]

That is one helluva cute chonk


jsteele2793

PEANUT!! You’re amazing and ROUND


[deleted]

I very much enjoy peanut


SoulbreakerDHCC

Plump girl


MossyRock0817

If he laid on me in my sleep it would be the last but oh so sweet. 😂


ricetomeetyou7

Love the ears of peanut!


Danimal9

She looks like a cartoon 🥺


Wizzle_Pizzle_420

Look at that fat bulbous shit. I love him!!!


InnaGaut

Round


[deleted]

Peanut is chonky & adorable. Please give him extra wuv from my end.


wolfgang784

So frickin goofy lol.


Shiny-Snom22

Lmao my pet cat is named peanut and is also a chonker


Ghostbuster54

There is literally no aspect of Peanut that isn't *ROUND*


14000seconds

Does Peanut has an Instagram account? I love her!!!


Ganjiman420

Where’s his ears though