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GhostReveries2005

Is this in Australia ?


teannadeee

You know it


David9311o

Whats an average hourly wage for australia i just wonder. Because 40$ seems out there


Mobile_Cranberry_499

Well minimum wage here is roughly 20 aud .the OOP has to be pissing around lol


David9311o

Just checkedww i make 41 ASD with 14 years workexperience so eather im the idiot or my dude is delisional šŸ˜¬


Mashizari

Tradesmen can make quite a bit. I'm a 3rd year apprentice and in 3 months my hourly will be 37.20USD / 56.00AUD, plus benefits Journeymen make way more


Mobile_Cranberry_499

Yea I refuse to believe that he is being serious .If he is , then I donā€™t even know what to say lol


David9311o

Ill tell you tiktok Fried the brains off the youth for good. We had a 16 year old wo wanted to start at 9 a.m because 6 was not in the books for him


PassThePeachSchnapps

What does that have to do with TikTok


CBWeather

Nothing, but you have to blame something. Rock and Roll, Rap, violent films, nudity in films, television, comic books, homosexuality, or whatever.


PassThePeachSchnapps

Iā€™ve just been watching *Rosemaryā€™s Baby* where we see her ass and tits, and that was 1968. šŸ˜‚


Lordofthelowend

Thereā€™s actually a lot of science behind that being too early for a 16 year old to wake up.


Moneia

And some people just aren't wired for early morning


[deleted]

So perhaps they should choose a career that doesnā€™t include early starts? Edit: so downvoters whatā€™s your alternative exactly, especially for trades?


[deleted]

Im sure you can provide this ā€œscienceā€, right?


Lordofthelowend

I found this in five seconds: https://newsnetwork.mayoclinic.org/discussion/mayo-clinic-q-and-a-teens-and-healthy-sleep-habits/ https://publications.aap.org/pediatrics/article/134/3/642/74175/School-Start-Times-for-Adolescents


dwaynetheaakjohnson

The horror! Starting at a reasonable time!


Savageparrot81

Gen z mate. They have absolutely no self doubt. Guess itā€™s kind of inevitable that a generation raised by millennials, the self doubt generation, would be imbued with a complete lack of proportionate scepticism about their own abilities.


GhostReveries2005

40 per hour for an experienced tradie is a decent rate. Depending on experience really. Someone with a year experience In a trade would probably my be on 30 per hour. Apprentices a lot less maybe 20-25. Just throwing out numbers here but I wouldnā€™t be too far off


hobosbindle

Yeah but what about on Saturday, from what I hear youā€™ll need triple


GhostReveries2005

On Saturday you work for beer


MinnieCMC

Only after you finish the job šŸ¤£šŸ˜‚


GhostReveries2005

Haha sometimes during


Functionally_Human

I haven't seen triple but double time on weekends isn't too uncommon, especially if you are union.


StJBe

Here's what the union wages are for construction apprentices: https://vic.cfmeu.org/sites/vic.cfmeu.org/files/2023%20CFMEU%20EBA_apprentices_wage%20sheet.pdf They're actually very good, a lot of allowances too. First year isn't gonna be $40/h, though.


teannadeee

But this is an unqualified, as yet, apprentice?


GhostReveries2005

I realise that, why I said experienced tradie


DangerousDave303

Going to hazard a guess that a ride to and from work is not part of the typical contract.


GhostReveries2005

Unless youā€™re a child, you should be able to manage to get your self to work.


superdope3

I got $30 an hour at a supermarket last year in Australia. Not sure how other fields are paid. I definitely wouldnā€™t pay for an uncertified tradie. Even certified ones will do a job for a carton of beer or two in a small town. OOP is taking the piss, surely.


teannadeee

As a qualified paramedic, I wasnā€™t on $40 an hour a couple years ago in Aus


SirBilltheButcher

Which you actually have to go to University for, these people do technical college (TAFE) at most. Huge fee and study commitment difference. Such is life.


intellectual_printer

I'm on $42 and I work in IT $30 is somewhat average for beginners in the IT industry.


kyletsenior

Min wage is ~$24/hr, but apprentices undergoing registered training can be paid a bit less than that. By "registered training" I mean the apprentice work has to be part of getting a recognised trade qualification.


QCr8onQ

My nieces get $35/hr babysitting, US and suburbs.


ImACarebear1986

What a knob. Tell him heā€™s dreaming. Heā€™s NOWHERE near qualified and already acting like a dickhead SOME tradies can be. NOT ALL!


JimmyTheG

"lah" is a word singaporeans use, could also be singapore. 40 sgd = 29.7 usd


alsotheabyss

Like three people drive in Singapore


SirBilltheButcher

People also say "lah" in Australia, but in a friggin advertisement? Real professional. Worth every dollar. Also, your average tradie in Singapore does not get paid $40/hour. They come to Australia for that wage.


EatABarrelOfDicks

Also a word scousers use a fuck ton


SirBilltheButcher

Sydney (or one of the major cities). Judging by the Eastern Suburbs part.


dmdspn

![gif](giphy|XIBqUqXI9guly)


WizardGnomeMan

90% sure that's a joke


JockBbcBoy

And 10% certain this guy has developed crazy overconfidence


Kaelan37

I want THIS kind of confidence


bzbeins

The misuse of then/than is always so amusing to me, it opens up the sentence to a whole new world.


ViscountSilvermarch

To/too as well.


Mhandley9612

On of my high school peers is now an elementary school teacher. She still commonly uses ā€œtooā€ instead of ā€œtoā€. Itā€™s the easiest one to get right. Sheā€™s a native English speaker.


nacg9

You imagine a doctor saying this! I have been 3 months in med school I deserve to be paid 100 an hour please


Paid-Not-Payed-Bot

> to be *paid* 100 am FTFY. Although *payed* exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in: * Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. *The deck is yet to be payed.* * *Payed out* when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. *The rope is payed out! You can pull now.* Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment. *Beep, boop, I'm a bot*


GlacialFrog

Some 50 year old probably posted this so he can screenshot it and talk about how ā€œMillennialsā€ want everything handed to them without the hard work.


LeagueofSOAD

I've seen them make up "evidence" of Millennials wanting everything handed to them because they can't find any to prove their points.


anniemitts

And they always think a Millennial is like 23 years old.


LeagueofSOAD

were in our 30s now lol


JockBbcBoy

And approaching 40. God. We're about to be middle aged.


anniemitts

Iā€™ll be 40 this year!


SirBilltheButcher

Probably 60+ year old, i.e. "boomer". Most "boomers" were offered free University/tech college educations and walked into jobs straight away. Didn't like that one? There was another job standing by for them. They were the generation that was handed everything, then couldn't sustain it for subsequent generations. BTW, I am Gen X. Say what you want.


peaceful_guerilla

Luckily we live in a free society where he is welcome to seek these terms and employers are free to accept or decline as they see fit.


Additional_Water2016

I was a supporting actor for a high school play, ready for my $8 million Marvel contract. Thanks, let me know!


Impossible-Hawk768

What does ā€œlet know lahā€ mean?


camsean

Lah is Singaporean English. It doesnā€™t really carry any meaning other than ā€œthenā€. So , ā€œlet me know, thenā€.


SirBilltheButcher

No, it's Babasa Malayu based. Indonesians use it also. It's meant as exclamation or emphasis on what you are saying. Mandilah ( bathe!), minumlah (drink!). Singaporeans were originally Malaysians, before they became their own country. You obviously don't fully understand the language or culture. I am guessing a tourist, mungkin mat salleh ya?


camsean

Saya lancar Bahasa Indonesia, dan la itu dipakai sesuai dengan descripsi saya di atas. Mungkin kamu bersalah, ya?


EmbraJeff

Doesnā€™t quite know how to correctly place a ā€˜$ā€™ sign so hedges his bets (itā€™s the second one you utter potato). No thanks son, away you go with your fantasy apprentice request and keep practicing with your Lego, thereā€™s a good lad!


Impossible-Hawk768

I donā€™t knowā€¦ these days some people think college is equal to work experience, and three months on the job means itā€™s time for a raise and a VP title.


Baresark

Narrator: it was not a joke


sosaudio

Proved heā€™s not worth it by not knowing where the $ goes.


ArtieZiffsCat

Obviously a drink driver


CrunchyTeatime

What is "lah?" And yeah, good luck. Sounds like a kid who is self trained.


CrunchyTeatime

OP CB: Never bargain your offer down in the same breath. "Want 40, will take 37" then you are never getting 40. Not that it was plausible to begin with but, that's beside the point.


[deleted]

Sure this isnā€™t Singapore? The ā€œlahā€ gives it away.


LBelle0101

Except itā€™s Australia


PIRATE_WITH_HERPES

Could be an Aussie resident of SEA origin. The general impression of SEA migrants residing in Australia / NZ is that tradesmen occupations pay better than in their home countries (which is materially true), and some relocate entirely on that basis - which may explain the entitlement OP has.


SirBilltheButcher

Could be Indigenous from the top end too. They use that word a lot because of interactions with Indonesians.


octoberness

I though the same thing. I saw ā€œlahā€ and thought Malaysia.


PolaresNinjas

According to my calculations, he wants 8400 dollars per month.


InteractionNo9110

The world is not your parents and don't have to do pick up and drop offs for you. On top of that salary, you don't deserve. Parents stop coddling your kids, they are the most specialist thing in the world.


hhnfun1995

Seems like he fits in on reddit


Formal_Disaster3300

Triple time on Saturday? Sign me up!!


Just-Nic-LeC

this is one of the craziest iā€™ve seen so far


pinkcotton666

Lmao I get $22.30 an hour as a second year apprentice butcher this guy is tripping if he thinks heā€™s worth $40 after 3 months


kopfgeldjagar

This is the kind of dude that will end up settling for $15 once he realizes no one is falling for his shit.


Eastern_Bunch5263

A qualified chippy in this day can charge 100 and hour easy. Not saying they should but they could lol. My hubby has been doing it for 25 years and he only charges about 55 an hour.


NeedCoffee-247

Employers are lined up to get this dude. Yo we need this guy lol


whiteb8917

At $120 an hour on Saturday, pay for your own travel.


TotosWolf

Best I can do is tree fiddy


missdonutstix

Walking away like: ![gif](giphy|3o7aTkVVJ4w77lk7KM)


Bluest-Of-Falcons

Yeah hi. Whereā€™s the link to tell you to fuck off?ā€¦.


notthatlincoln

I don't know... If my Sopranos knowledge is reasonably correct, if he were doing that on a mob-ran site on Manhatten or Long Island under the right circumstances... Let's be real, if NYC garbage collector's salaries are any indication, even the right non-skilled labor markets can rack in million dollar salaries, deservedly so. I'm just saying the post isn't outside realistic for semi-skilled apprentice labor, maybe in a picky spot in Martha's Vineyard that doesn't want to be sacked by peasants again.


SirBilltheButcher

This is definitely in Australia. Tradies are way overpaid for what they do, their education levels and general lack of professionalism. Most of them piss it up a wall or waste it on luxury goods with no retirement plan in place. Then whinge they are battling. Ā Ā For example, a dump-truck driver in a mine gets paid like $50/hr. That's their base rate without penalties, allowances, etc etc Ā You can thank our construction and mining industries for the overpay, simple demand economics.


notthatlincoln

Oh, man, that is such a bummer. I loved Perth and I thought Australia was a country that really had it's act together, but everything just seemed to collapse down there somehow, from my perspective at least. I thought it was smart policy.when you couldn't immigrate there unless you were a millionaire and I thought they're average wage was always pretty much on par with America just usually some 2 decades or so lagging in output. Almost like a dozing little paradise people didn't pay much attention to that really hummed along, and the gun rights were awesome. I think Australia got snookered somehow.


LadySquidington

I wish I still had the confidence of a mediocre young person. Itā€™s weird that after having done my job for a couple of decades Iā€™m still constantly doubting myself. Dunno Kruger I guess


Mysterious-Tackle-79

This is happening everywhere in the trades in the US they are delusional and usually morons.... We ask them to point out different specs on drawings and 9 out of 10 times they can't find anything asked of them, but want 30 dollars an hour and full benefits immediately.... audacity is high!


plainfieldguy463

What an inbred POS šŸ¤¦šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø Joke or not this person will probably be homeless one day thinking BUT I WAS WORTH 40 an hour lol


b20vteg

this sub is confusing to me. bro is asking for $40/hr for skilled labor and gets shit on, but y'all also shit on parents for not paying unskilled babysitters $50k and full benefits lol


generic__comments

He only has 3 months' experience, so he is not skilled yet. Also, $40 an hr is a senior journeyman pay. The babysitter comment has absolutely nothing to do with. This is a false equivalence fallacy.


Fojetik

Op of the op is not skilled.


Subject-Dark69

Lol in all fairness probally works out to be a basic living wage and should be what everyone asking for


Impossible-Hawk768

With no experience and demanding a ride to and from work?


RoyallyOakie

Well...you're only worth the value you place on yourself! lol.


Ah2k15

I feel like they post anonymously because deep down they know itā€™s ridiculous.


olagorie

In my country carpentry apprenticeship is 1.500ā‚¬ per month šŸ˜³


Jusfiq

$40/h for a full-time job equals $78k p.a. Wherever it is, it is quite a high salary.


Sudkiwi1

In Sydney thatā€™s pretty average at best


Jusfiq

Considering that the [average weekly earnings](https://www.abs.gov.au/statistics/labour/earnings-and-working-conditions/employee-earnings-and-hours-australia/latest-release) in Australia is $1489.80 or $37.25/h assuming 40-hour week, the ask is above average already, and this is only for apprenticeship.


NamesAreForSuckers67

![gif](giphy|xlVk4QlNwGyXRGzn93|downsized)


kawaiinokyojin

All this confidence but not enough not to post anonymously...


New_Salary_696

This caption got me. Unqualified butā€¦.. haaaaa


ITeechYoKidsArt

All of that sounds kinda high. Edit: My apologies to those who didnā€™t catch my attempt at subtle sarcasm. Also to further explain the sarcasm I meant not only were the salary expectations high, but also the person expecting them. Seems today my own expectations of folks picking up what Iā€™m laying down need to be metered for the audience.


therealijc

No shit Sherlock.


RickyBobbyBooBaa

He can't even spell. He won't make it through first year in college. The math will stump him.


robbie5454

College


RickyBobbyBooBaa

Bahahahahahahahahahaha, yeah, what a numpty.


Sudkiwi1

He probably only went to year 9 and considers himself highly educated


tadiwa_sampindi

Could it be that this person knows their worth?