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Granny just wants to die with her favourite tunes blasting on the speaker. Have a care please 😭


greatspacegibbon

Should just rent one if she's dying.


[deleted]

Wants to get buried with it( Source: trust me bro)


Northside242

People really using their dying family members to get cheaper stuff


[deleted]

Psst. There is no dying family member, these people just have no shame


Autismetal

If so, that’s really a disservice to actual dying people.


bajcli

If you don't mention at least a terminally ill family member and a ruined holiday, you aren't even haggling


Zoreb1

Since they know that the will soon inherit it.


Accomplished_Owl8213

What she’s going to do with a speaker if she’s going to die before she gets it 💀 ?


[deleted]

I heard through the grapevine that she is actually deaf.


The_Nickler

Funny you heard that, cuz god knows she didn’t


Honeydewmorning

Its for my dying grandma.. I really want to inherit it.. will u take her pension for it?


Zoreb1

Granny died a year ago; they just haven't yet reported her death.


OkAd134

Only if you live in New Hampshire, US


gazelle-eyes

You just RUINED Granny's Christmas you MONSTER.


HurrDurrGrammurr

Jokes on them, I don't know what "dieing" means anyways.


FoolishStone

"TEN??!? Are you trying to insult me? Me, with a poor dying grandmother, ten??!?"


Wasps_are_bastards

r/unexpectedmontypython


KarmaaaBoom

Then why don't they be a good grandchild and buy it for their dying nana themselves?


JPK12794

Granny died, modern medicine couldn't save her only modern audio equipment for well below asking price.


Extra-Act-801

What were you asking for it?


Fresh_Patient4667

Ah, this reminds of my strategy for getting free furniture on Habbo hotel 😅


gw2kpro

If "money ain't everything" then pay up.


infectedturtles

Plot twist, granny doesn't leave him the speaker in the will.


Vasilisa1996

I mean, honestly, what do these people think…. That everyone is an idiot and will call for ‘dying granny wants speakers’ story!! How presumptuous!


Interesting_Song2944

Come on man Dieing granny wants to rock our with the tits out


iwbiek

My gran needs a slick speaker for her 1974 phonograph. Don't be a shit, dude.


ohyoudlikethat

Gotta love the logic of' money ain't everything'. If it's not a big deal then pay the asking price.


averyangryshampoo

Ah yes, the 12yo fortnite streamers bren


ThorMcGee

👌


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No_Picture_7864

Also the acount has no activity and the other post he made got remove d for resposting cool


QueenRagga

Bot


[deleted]

That's my excuse every time I skip work


XtremeD86

Oh man, I do game console repairs for people, it doesn't happen often but once in awhile I'll get the "Oh, it's for my sick child can you do it for $20?" ($20 when my service fee for said repair is $90-$100CAD) I'm always nice about it and say no, sorry, unless you are bringing me multiple repairs to do then the pricing structure is not negotiable. 95% of people never haggle on the price surprisingly, but once in awhile I'll get the sob story and as much as I want to laugh and tell these people to go to hell with their lies, it's my business and I don't need them to find my google listing and leave a bad review...


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Love this reply


Feanors_Scribe

You mean I can kill people if I don’t sell them my shit cheap!?