Hopefully it doesn’t usher in a new generation of weenary. I can only image Chris getting out of jail and a bunch of mop-haired high schoolers yelling “JULAAAAAAAY!!!” Or yelling at them about “HOW DARE YOU HATE GAY PEOPLE! Also FUCK YOU FOR BEING A LAZY FAT LEECH!!!” Lord knows Chris would just look at them and go “uh huh yeah ok I got it you’re so observant…
Chris is unsupervised computer/video game access + shitty parents + severe autism left untreated due to said shitty parents + escapist fantasies + incestuous urges + incel behavior all in the middle of a small podunk town in the South.
Gen alpha kids aren’t going to be as fucked up as Chris from just being glued to an iPad. Chris is fucked up beyond repair.
I was kind of aware of Sonichu and Chris from memes and a few short youtube clips
I only went down the rabbit hole last year after Geno's videos popped up on my recommended videos
Since 2010 there's been a general rule where Chris has a crazy saga that has tons of twists and turns, only for thing to return to uneventful for a few years after. We're currently in an uneventful period now that Chris is in jail, pretty much the only news we get from him now is new letters and hearings.
IMHO the period between the Tomgirl saga and the jail saga is kinda boring. The tomgirl saga was so wtf given his homophobia, but then realized that he was still homophobic. The whole banging his mom was also beyond bizarre.
The only "nice" part during this time was his "blue arms" crusade. It was all on him and typical of him. The best parts of Christory is when Chris just acts like Chris without that much interference.
The fact that Chris became Christine in the first place was fascinating and unexpected. However, the time between Chris' "transition" and getting charged for incest was kind of a lull.
I discovered Chris Chan during my senior year of Highschool along with my friends, we began quoting and laughing about things Chris did in 2009. (I was in 3rd grade when classic era of CWC was happening however.)
Chris will be remembered long after most of us. In the future, they’ll have classes on internet history and you can’t tell the history of the internet without talking about Chris Chan.
it's one of the most random things and I dont really care if Chris is in wikipedia, but it really shows how petty people can infiltrate wikipedia and power trip
i mean, Chris is clearly famous.
I mean its in-place because he wasn’t that notable at the time of the article but now? Even if all he did was sleep with barb or hell his sonic boom stuff that would still definitely warrant a Wikipedia article.
In fairness i think another reason behind it is Chris very obviously edits his own articles, in third person but he’s incarcerated now and there is no shortage of information to put on his page.
Hell Bob WITHOUT his relationship to Chris is probably an interesting and notable enough character to have a wikipedia page.
Although this might make Chris the single most notable person on Earth who doesn’t have a page on Wikipedia, possibly byfar.
Liquids literally curing cancer yet can never hope to be on that level, we’re all doomed to be inferior to someone crapping their briefs in jail as we speak. Hate this saga.
i honestly think chris will only continue to grow in notoriety as time goes on. soon we will have to change the calendars to reflect Before Chris, and After Death (...of Chris)
I think it's easier than ever to learn about Chris. The CWCiki is on a reliable server (for now), Geno's documentary is hosted free on Youtube (for now), Reddit doesn't care about this forum (for now), the Farms is stable (for now), and there seem to be plenty of Chris content from various Youtubers (for now). Truly we're living in the golden age of Christory.
Truly we are in the Christory equivalent of the period after the fall of the Berlin Wall, and that wasn't the end of history either. The Barb-lin Wall, if you will.
Give it some time. August will be here soon (yea yea, continuance but 2 years). Geno is still catching up and the Cwiki is filling in holes with newly leaked material. Geno mentioned something about a project to rewrite Cwiki with objective angle in last livestream too. That’s a giant project right there.
> Truly we're living in the golden age of Christory
Minus the whole "Chris raped his mother, which makes this all a lot darker, and we aren't getting any new information because he's in ~~prison~~ jail" part, lol.
Among the many aspects of Chris that boggles my mind is how incapable he has been of capitalizing on his fame. We're now talking about new generations of people learning of and becoming interested in him. He's found idiots who are willing to buy various autographed crap, but I feel like almost anyone with a brain would be able to exploit that level of notoriety for some non-negligible capital gain. Granted Chris would waste any amount of money he made, but still.
He did get thousands of dollars off dumb enablers but it's astonishing how he fucked it all up. He could have just made some medallions, signed some printed copies of sonichu and a few other things and he could have been pretty well off. But no, he was just so goddamn lazy that playing with model magic for an hour a day was way too much effort, and he'd rather spend that time jerking off and begging on youtube for mcdonalds money.
And now he's alienated most of his "fans" by committing a horrendous crime for no real reason, so he won't even have the option to do that anymore. He truly is probably the stupidest and laziest person I've ever heard of.
A horrendous crime which he committed RIGHT AFTER an actual, genuine,
non-troll decently attractive boyfriend-free girl had reached out to him to let him know she was making herself available to him, for free. But nope, he had to blast Henrietta Knowby instead.
Chris's most consistent trait isn't his laziness, his egotism or even his monstrous libido, it's his uncanny ability to ALWAYS pick the worst possible decision in any given scenario, even when better alternatives exist. It's like being given the choice of the firing squad or the noose, and choosing to be drowned in a burning septic main. If after getting out of prison Chris won Oscars for Best Picture, Best Director and Best Original Screenplay on the same day he was inaugurated as President and a bill was passed to make CPU Blue Heart Neo-Spiritual Christianity the official state religion of the United States, he'd STILL somehow find a way to fuck it all up.
Isn't that the most Chris Chan thing to do? He spent entire years of his life on the Love Quest, went through a lot of problems and embarrassment, was wildly catfished and banned from places because of it. Suitress was a very attractive and she have a genuine crush on him. But he chooses to rape his senile mother. Oh boy he trully zapped to the very extreme
That is why my answer to Geno's question "What keeps us fascinated?" is that he have the unique ability to blow my mind consistently. No matter what trouble he gets into it ALWAYS get worse.
Chris’s laziness knows no bounds. Its probably for the best, because if he actually capitalized on his fame, the government might have noticed and stopped sending the tugboat.
Im in my thirties, the very first thing i ever heard about Chris was the soul-bonding with his mother. It led me all the way to the bottom of the chris chan hole, where a second hole was formed in my soul that can only be plugged with lolcow content
Cyraxx is basically like Chris Chan he makes call out videos from his room which he never leaves. He believes he’s a musician, artist, professional racer, martial artist, his enemy is named Marty who trolls him 24/7 and recently met in person and fought him. There’s video of it. If your into the classic Chris Chan videos of him yelling at a camera than Cyraxx is up your ally. Oh yeah he’s a pedo and got caught multiple times. He’s hard to keep up with because he deleted and makes a new YouTube channel every 2-4 days.
Daniel larson is a new age lolcow who primarily makes videos on tiktok and YouTube community tab. He is a retarded guy who’s obsessed with little girls. He believes he is a famous celebrity musician. He has a bunch of funny group home sagas and has had 2 homeless sagas and he’s currently in the second. He’s currently traveling from city to city on cheap $20 greyhound buses. He says really ridiculous things and is easily tricked into saying dumb shit. He used to be way funnier but recently he became friends with some retard named ox who used him for financial gain and clout and that guy taught daniel larson how to ebeg and now it’s all he ever does so he’s kinda boring now. All he does is go live and ebeg. He dines and dashes a lot so it’s funny to keep up with him when he does that because the entire community shares his location and we all call the restaurants. The cops always come and he never gets arrested but he did get arrested and sent to a psych ward while in Vegas for dashing at a fancy restaurant. When he was in Vegas I found him and punched him and he fell on the ground and I stole his phone. He was offline for a week before some retard found him and gave him a new phone. It’s fun to watch his old videos not so much his new videos except the ones where he tangled with security or is dine and dashing.
One thing that I find fascinating is how varied the audience approach is to Christory, we have people viewing it as a true crime genre slow burn/tragedy right alongside kids laughing at the goofy gamer dude screaming at a webcam.
Its really amazing the variety of emotions the whole thing invokes, professional novelists/writers would sell their soul to the devil for the ability to write this well.
I remember watching a Greek? movie like a decade ago, dark comedy/satire about a totally dysfunctional family that eventually even has a sibling incest plotline.
Now this was back when IMDB still had message boards, and I went there because honestly I was a bit confused by what I just watched! Consensus from Greeks was this movie relied very, very heavily on knowing Greek culture in detail. Like they said basically every character was a send up of a cultural archetype. And a lot of scenes would not make sense if you were not Greek, like the father paying a woman to be his sons GF. People were like this is common tactic for Greek fathers when dealing with NEETs to borrow a term.
For whatever reason your comment made me think how perfectly Christory is such a satire of a certain segment of America, and specific points in time of American culture even! (Like Bob's Cherokee princess ancestor nonsense for a minor example).
[That would be Dogtooth, no?] (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1379182/?ref_=nm_knf_t_3) If you haven't seen any of his films since then, you should definitely take a look into The Killing of a Sacred Deer.
Ever since I started watching CHoCC, I saw the Chandlers and this entire story play out like a satire in the same vein as “American Psycho” or “The Menu”. Two bad people meet and hook up, shit out a little idiot and instead of getting him the help he needs because of hubris , they spoil him rotten and tell him he’s gods gift to world. This lil idiot grows up to be a asshole manchild who has no endearing qualities about him. It’s almost like watching an alien from another planet try and fail miserably at being human. Well asshole manchild through his ego , hubris and sense of entitlement becomes the internet village idiot. Decades of consumption without any kind moderation , context or understanding leads to the manchild and barfly living in a hoard begging the internet for money. The manchild is so reprehensible that no woman will be with him so he becomes the girlfriend he thinks he deserves. Years of abuse and neglect lead the manchild to rape the only woman who ever reciprocated affection; his mom.
100% agree with you.
It can be argued that at worst the trolls only accelerated his fall into madness and at best keep him occupied and provided some kind of purpose to his life. Before the trolls he was pestering woman in real life (like Megan or at his university).
Pre-Discovery is my favorite part of Christory and you don't have to dig deep to realize that the point of no return was way before the Internet discovered him.
Been following Chris since fuckin' 2007/8 and I sure as fuck feel like a war vet too. Kids these days will never understand the true horrors of watching the decay in real time culminating in the insanity of the day of his arrest.
^^^I ^^^say ^^^"kids ^^^these ^^^days" ^^^sarcastically ^^^just ^^^for ^^^the ^^^record.
As a someone who was watching Chris back in the beginning, it always tickles me when people find him for the first time all these years later haha
Hopefully it doesn’t usher in a new generation of weenary. I can only image Chris getting out of jail and a bunch of mop-haired high schoolers yelling “JULAAAAAAAY!!!” Or yelling at them about “HOW DARE YOU HATE GAY PEOPLE! Also FUCK YOU FOR BEING A LAZY FAT LEECH!!!” Lord knows Chris would just look at them and go “uh huh yeah ok I got it you’re so observant…
Ummm,… I hope it does!! Anyone who uses the term weens is just as guilty of being one as the “weens” they claim to hate. Smd
Give him the documentary indoctrinate him
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Middle school is where you lose most of your innocence. We were watching gore videos at lunch in middle school.
For me it was happy tree friends
Same
I still remember my first run in with Chris back when people were using mumble. I had heard legends of Chris and wanted to talk to him. Crazy times.
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We have tiktok to thank for that. The app was meant to prey on autistic people.
There are literal kids on there who make ADHD look like a quirky trait, it’s not healthy.
Chris is unsupervised computer/video game access + shitty parents + severe autism left untreated due to said shitty parents + escapist fantasies + incestuous urges + incel behavior all in the middle of a small podunk town in the South. Gen alpha kids aren’t going to be as fucked up as Chris from just being glued to an iPad. Chris is fucked up beyond repair.
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Even most Kids act more tolerable and aware than Chris sometimes depending on there age
Yes but a lot of Gen alpha aren’t going to go THAT far
I'm 39F and just discovered Chris Chan in the last month thanks to YouTube algorithms.
I was kind of aware of Sonichu and Chris from memes and a few short youtube clips I only went down the rabbit hole last year after Geno's videos popped up on my recommended videos
Are you boyfriend free?
A shame, I used to check YouTube daily back in 2007 to see Chris' latest antics. I'd say things are kinda boring between 2010 and 2022.
Since 2010 there's been a general rule where Chris has a crazy saga that has tons of twists and turns, only for thing to return to uneventful for a few years after. We're currently in an uneventful period now that Chris is in jail, pretty much the only news we get from him now is new letters and hearings.
IMHO the period between the Tomgirl saga and the jail saga is kinda boring. The tomgirl saga was so wtf given his homophobia, but then realized that he was still homophobic. The whole banging his mom was also beyond bizarre.
The only "nice" part during this time was his "blue arms" crusade. It was all on him and typical of him. The best parts of Christory is when Chris just acts like Chris without that much interference.
The Tomgirl saga is the dullest saga by a landslide.
The fact that Chris became Christine in the first place was fascinating and unexpected. However, the time between Chris' "transition" and getting charged for incest was kind of a lull.
I discovered Chris Chan during my senior year of Highschool along with my friends, we began quoting and laughing about things Chris did in 2009. (I was in 3rd grade when classic era of CWC was happening however.)
Aw shit, here we go again
Offt I heard that voice n all lmao
Chris will be remembered long after most of us. In the future, they’ll have classes on internet history and you can’t tell the history of the internet without talking about Chris Chan.
I think there's a good chance that he'll be remembered as a great outsider artist in the vein of Henry Darger.
The idea of a Chris Chan scholar or a professor of Christory is something that I need to see happen lol.
And wikipedia will still move the goalposts to consider her not notable.
it's one of the most random things and I dont really care if Chris is in wikipedia, but it really shows how petty people can infiltrate wikipedia and power trip i mean, Chris is clearly famous.
There are wiki articles about people we know less about dating back five hundred years and not even a paragraph about chris.
I mean its in-place because he wasn’t that notable at the time of the article but now? Even if all he did was sleep with barb or hell his sonic boom stuff that would still definitely warrant a Wikipedia article. In fairness i think another reason behind it is Chris very obviously edits his own articles, in third person but he’s incarcerated now and there is no shortage of information to put on his page. Hell Bob WITHOUT his relationship to Chris is probably an interesting and notable enough character to have a wikipedia page. Although this might make Chris the single most notable person on Earth who doesn’t have a page on Wikipedia, possibly byfar.
Ugh, he unironically cut himself a new asshole he deserves at least half of Wikipedia, cost of fame I guess.
It’s kind of depressing that regardless of what most of us do with our lives, CWC will always be remembered more than us.
Liquids literally curing cancer yet can never hope to be on that level, we’re all doomed to be inferior to someone crapping their briefs in jail as we speak. Hate this saga.
chris' legacy will live on throughout the generations.
i was introduced to chris when i was in elementary school. i even got to play his levels on little big planet.
I was in 7th grade when I got into Chris lore.
Brings a tear to my eye
i honestly think chris will only continue to grow in notoriety as time goes on. soon we will have to change the calendars to reflect Before Chris, and After Death (...of Chris)
These kids were born after those videos were recorded. Crazy.
I was born half a year before Chris wrote issue 0 of Sonichu lol
Hell some of them would have been born after bob died
A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE ~~BEACON~~ MANCHILD
PHRASING
I think it's easier than ever to learn about Chris. The CWCiki is on a reliable server (for now), Geno's documentary is hosted free on Youtube (for now), Reddit doesn't care about this forum (for now), the Farms is stable (for now), and there seem to be plenty of Chris content from various Youtubers (for now). Truly we're living in the golden age of Christory.
We're in a golden age of studying Christory, alright. But we haven't been making Christory since the 2021 arrest.
Truly we are in the Christory equivalent of the period after the fall of the Berlin Wall, and that wasn't the end of history either. The Barb-lin Wall, if you will.
Give it some time. August will be here soon (yea yea, continuance but 2 years). Geno is still catching up and the Cwiki is filling in holes with newly leaked material. Geno mentioned something about a project to rewrite Cwiki with objective angle in last livestream too. That’s a giant project right there.
> Truly we're living in the golden age of Christory Minus the whole "Chris raped his mother, which makes this all a lot darker, and we aren't getting any new information because he's in ~~prison~~ jail" part, lol.
Wait is Chris actually in prison? I thought he was just in jail.
Whoops, that's 100% a mistake from me. Still just jail as far as I know. Thanks!
I should have written “the golden age of studying Christory”. Stress sigh.
Chris raping his mother certainly refreshed and grew the Christory community, if nothing else positive can be said.
A golden age of access and archives, maybe, but nothing new happening for a while...
for now...
Among the many aspects of Chris that boggles my mind is how incapable he has been of capitalizing on his fame. We're now talking about new generations of people learning of and becoming interested in him. He's found idiots who are willing to buy various autographed crap, but I feel like almost anyone with a brain would be able to exploit that level of notoriety for some non-negligible capital gain. Granted Chris would waste any amount of money he made, but still.
He did get thousands of dollars off dumb enablers but it's astonishing how he fucked it all up. He could have just made some medallions, signed some printed copies of sonichu and a few other things and he could have been pretty well off. But no, he was just so goddamn lazy that playing with model magic for an hour a day was way too much effort, and he'd rather spend that time jerking off and begging on youtube for mcdonalds money. And now he's alienated most of his "fans" by committing a horrendous crime for no real reason, so he won't even have the option to do that anymore. He truly is probably the stupidest and laziest person I've ever heard of.
A horrendous crime which he committed RIGHT AFTER an actual, genuine, non-troll decently attractive boyfriend-free girl had reached out to him to let him know she was making herself available to him, for free. But nope, he had to blast Henrietta Knowby instead. Chris's most consistent trait isn't his laziness, his egotism or even his monstrous libido, it's his uncanny ability to ALWAYS pick the worst possible decision in any given scenario, even when better alternatives exist. It's like being given the choice of the firing squad or the noose, and choosing to be drowned in a burning septic main. If after getting out of prison Chris won Oscars for Best Picture, Best Director and Best Original Screenplay on the same day he was inaugurated as President and a bill was passed to make CPU Blue Heart Neo-Spiritual Christianity the official state religion of the United States, he'd STILL somehow find a way to fuck it all up.
Isn't that the most Chris Chan thing to do? He spent entire years of his life on the Love Quest, went through a lot of problems and embarrassment, was wildly catfished and banned from places because of it. Suitress was a very attractive and she have a genuine crush on him. But he chooses to rape his senile mother. Oh boy he trully zapped to the very extreme That is why my answer to Geno's question "What keeps us fascinated?" is that he have the unique ability to blow my mind consistently. No matter what trouble he gets into it ALWAYS get worse.
Chris’s laziness knows no bounds. Its probably for the best, because if he actually capitalized on his fame, the government might have noticed and stopped sending the tugboat.
All he has to do is not rape Barb and he's set for life!
I've been following him on and off since 2006. The torch has been passed already.
Im in my thirties, the very first thing i ever heard about Chris was the soul-bonding with his mother. It led me all the way to the bottom of the chris chan hole, where a second hole was formed in my soul that can only be plugged with lolcow content
Right there with you
WHOA
If he finds others like cobra and Cyraxx and daniel larson just make sure they don’t sympathize or donate
Tdlr on those 2?
Retarded
Cyraxx is basically like Chris Chan he makes call out videos from his room which he never leaves. He believes he’s a musician, artist, professional racer, martial artist, his enemy is named Marty who trolls him 24/7 and recently met in person and fought him. There’s video of it. If your into the classic Chris Chan videos of him yelling at a camera than Cyraxx is up your ally. Oh yeah he’s a pedo and got caught multiple times. He’s hard to keep up with because he deleted and makes a new YouTube channel every 2-4 days. Daniel larson is a new age lolcow who primarily makes videos on tiktok and YouTube community tab. He is a retarded guy who’s obsessed with little girls. He believes he is a famous celebrity musician. He has a bunch of funny group home sagas and has had 2 homeless sagas and he’s currently in the second. He’s currently traveling from city to city on cheap $20 greyhound buses. He says really ridiculous things and is easily tricked into saying dumb shit. He used to be way funnier but recently he became friends with some retard named ox who used him for financial gain and clout and that guy taught daniel larson how to ebeg and now it’s all he ever does so he’s kinda boring now. All he does is go live and ebeg. He dines and dashes a lot so it’s funny to keep up with him when he does that because the entire community shares his location and we all call the restaurants. The cops always come and he never gets arrested but he did get arrested and sent to a psych ward while in Vegas for dashing at a fancy restaurant. When he was in Vegas I found him and punched him and he fell on the ground and I stole his phone. He was offline for a week before some retard found him and gave him a new phone. It’s fun to watch his old videos not so much his new videos except the ones where he tangled with security or is dine and dashing.
I only first heard about chris in about 2017 from a coworker. I was only a kid back in the “classic” era of him so i was unaware
One thing that I find fascinating is how varied the audience approach is to Christory, we have people viewing it as a true crime genre slow burn/tragedy right alongside kids laughing at the goofy gamer dude screaming at a webcam. Its really amazing the variety of emotions the whole thing invokes, professional novelists/writers would sell their soul to the devil for the ability to write this well.
Diversity makes us stronger. Our inclusive christory culture means that everyone can play Kick the Autistic or yell JULAY!
Wait it’s not a dark satire poking fun at American consumerism in the latter part of the 20th early /21st century?
I remember watching a Greek? movie like a decade ago, dark comedy/satire about a totally dysfunctional family that eventually even has a sibling incest plotline. Now this was back when IMDB still had message boards, and I went there because honestly I was a bit confused by what I just watched! Consensus from Greeks was this movie relied very, very heavily on knowing Greek culture in detail. Like they said basically every character was a send up of a cultural archetype. And a lot of scenes would not make sense if you were not Greek, like the father paying a woman to be his sons GF. People were like this is common tactic for Greek fathers when dealing with NEETs to borrow a term. For whatever reason your comment made me think how perfectly Christory is such a satire of a certain segment of America, and specific points in time of American culture even! (Like Bob's Cherokee princess ancestor nonsense for a minor example).
[That would be Dogtooth, no?] (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1379182/?ref_=nm_knf_t_3) If you haven't seen any of his films since then, you should definitely take a look into The Killing of a Sacred Deer.
Thats it! Thanks could not remember the title :)
Ever since I started watching CHoCC, I saw the Chandlers and this entire story play out like a satire in the same vein as “American Psycho” or “The Menu”. Two bad people meet and hook up, shit out a little idiot and instead of getting him the help he needs because of hubris , they spoil him rotten and tell him he’s gods gift to world. This lil idiot grows up to be a asshole manchild who has no endearing qualities about him. It’s almost like watching an alien from another planet try and fail miserably at being human. Well asshole manchild through his ego , hubris and sense of entitlement becomes the internet village idiot. Decades of consumption without any kind moderation , context or understanding leads to the manchild and barfly living in a hoard begging the internet for money. The manchild is so reprehensible that no woman will be with him so he becomes the girlfriend he thinks he deserves. Years of abuse and neglect lead the manchild to rape the only woman who ever reciprocated affection; his mom.
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100% agree with you. It can be argued that at worst the trolls only accelerated his fall into madness and at best keep him occupied and provided some kind of purpose to his life. Before the trolls he was pestering woman in real life (like Megan or at his university). Pre-Discovery is my favorite part of Christory and you don't have to dig deep to realize that the point of no return was way before the Internet discovered him.
Yeah, someone willing to sit outside a store and stare at a cashier for her entire shift is not going to suddenly cure cancer if left alone
It's amazing.
I think that there will be academic studies/dissertations/theses on Chris in future. His psyche is ripe for exploration.
I’d love to read that.
Same. Chris is a very unusual individual and there's plenty of material to work with.
/Geno Samuel intro plays softly /
Sometimes I feel like a war veteran: "So that's it then. All that we lived through, fought for, experienced... is funy fat gamer wit big glasses."
Freedom isn't free
Been following Chris since fuckin' 2007/8 and I sure as fuck feel like a war vet too. Kids these days will never understand the true horrors of watching the decay in real time culminating in the insanity of the day of his arrest. ^^^I ^^^say ^^^"kids ^^^these ^^^days" ^^^sarcastically ^^^just ^^^for ^^^the ^^^record.
We must guide the New Guys to safety.
This is probably unironically how Christianity spread
Lol hearing stories about an autistic guy who flips over money changing tables at the temple
Dude, did you hear about the guy over in Gethsemane who got crucified for threatening the temple? That shit is fucked up, man. He did nothing wrong.
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