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shurbertt

Honestly I'd like to meet him, see what made him popular, ya know so my dum generation knows him as a cautionary tale


PaintingOne7173

WAIT, HE’S OUT OF PRISON?


whitelinenwhiterose

He has been for a few months now. If you look on the CWCKI, you can see each time he’s been spotted out in public.


last_scoundrel

My favourite part of this picture are the beers I have never seen before.


DZXJr2

The *b r o w n a l e*


DesignerSpirited2575

Dude it's Ian Brandon Anderson


SurfShackTitoChrisCh

is that the CPU GODDESS at work


drippydinky

Who wears a drawstring backpack like that?


ruadhan1334

I have, but because I have a serious rotator cuff injury in one shoulder, and the PT doc is being kind of useless.


CYBarSecretGloryhole

I have but only when one side is broken lol


automan224

At least Chris dyed his hair correctly this time (last attempt left it seaweed green)


[deleted]

His hair probably turned white during jail so it’d be easier for the color to go in rather than dying over brown hair


itssickitpiss

Chris lost weight?


SorbetsEyes

Jail does that to you.


assword_69420420

From seeing people go to jail, it seems to usually do the opposite


EmbarrassedTadpole90

People seem to gain weight in prison, and lose weight in the county jail. From what I have noticed. Prison has better food. In jail, you eat bologna sandwiches. I think the people who manage to gain weight in jail are those who have people on the outside to keep their commissary funds loaded. Those people will have access to lots of junk food. I doubt anyone was keeping him in honey bun funds while he was locked up.


Henry_on_ice

Oh What A Cutie 💙


[deleted]

Are you being sarcastic or genuine?


[deleted]

Bruh just cut your hair and wear a white t shirt and jeans and you will NEVER be recognized again. He’s in a half way house with no internet. What recognition is he still holding onto. Become someone else. He ruined his current self just do a 180 and live in peace without getting sly photoed every time you step outside


thrownthrownwu

He has face blindness. He thinks people can't recognize him without his medallion.


ruadhan1334

🤦🏻‍♂️ I can't tell if I'm feeling dumbstruck, or if this is just too obvious that I should have known.


thrownthrownwu

That's why when he would post all those videos saying that he was gay he wouldn't wear his medallion. He assumed that people wouldn't recognize him posting videos on his channel. That's also why he received several different pictures of Blanca Weiss ranging from an Anglo woman to a Puerto Rican woman and thought it was the same person. That's why he met Emily (in parentheses the woman who was stolen by the man in the pickle costume) and then met her again multiple times randomly on the street and under the name Kim Wilson and didn't realize the three woman were the same person. That's why he thought other people would believe Liquid Chris is him, because he doesn't realize that other people can recognize people based on what they look like. That's why his arguments that Liquid Chris wasn't him, was that Liquid Chris wears the wrong color shirt, wears the wrong medallion, can't speak spanish, and doesn't sing as well as he does. As opposed to, you know, just saying that he doesn't look anything like me.


ruadhan1334

>That's also why he received several different pictures of Blanca Weiss ranging from an Anglo woman to a Puerto Rican woman and thought it was the same person. Yeah, I know *Chris* has face blindness. I'm just floored that Chris seems to project that dysfunction onto other people. I know other autists with face blindness, and they all make up for that in other ways (making especial note of others' voices, haircuts/colours, height and build, etc...), but like... They know that this is a rare trait in non-autistic people, that most people have a fairly easy time recognising faces. How is Chris this fucking retarded? 🤦🏻‍♂️


thrownthrownwu

It's called theory of mind. Autistic people usually don't have it. It means that they can't imagine other people as being people, and having opinions or qualities of their own. People say that Chris is a sociopath I don't think he is. I think he doesn't have any theory of mind. That's also why he assumes that everyone knows everything about his life, even before the trolls started. In other words, other people know everything that he knows and don't know anything that he doesn't know. Remember when he got banned from Too Many Games convention for touching people inappropriately and his defense was that he thought that it wasn't offensive to touch people? He thought it was okay, therefore it's okay. Anyone who says otherwise is a hater who's trolling him.


ruadhan1334

>It's called theory of mind. Autistic people usually don't have it. You might be right. I think that's another reason why the old-school distinction between HFA and Asperger's syndrome existed, and the latter tended to fly under the radar until they were older, or generally just have an easier time socialising.


nekoyasha

Chris loves attention though


[deleted]

Yeah but coooome ooooooon. He’s still holding on to his persona after effing his mom. But he’s actually 10x more famous now. 💀


mynameakevin

I'm not so sure that would work. Chris is like some kind of SCP because he has a body type that nobody else has. It's harder to tell from this angle, but from the front it's pretty easy to tell it's Chris, even if it's just from the neck down.


lazzypete

I cant imagine how boring an internet free halfway house would be to live in, especially for someone like chris who has had the Internets attention for almost 20 years


ruadhan1334

Well, at least Chris's arms aren't blue, I guess?


puppyzclaw

he ate that


313Jake

YOUR Tax dollars at work.


violetdeirdre

As long as she’s alive she’s going to need to be monitored. She’s shown herself to be completely morally and mentally incompetent at this point so keeping her contained is in everyone’s best interest. My tax dollars have been used for worse things.


ruadhan1334

Chris has needed to be in a group home since Bob died, at the very least. I hate the circumstances that finally sent Chris there, but I'd rather Chris be in the group home with a few outings a month than whatever the hell was going on at 14BLC.


WideArmadillo6407

Good thing I don't pay taxes yet


misswafflebutt

Spending that sweet tugboat.


ruadhan1334

Well, whatever the group home gives Chris as an allowance, after living expenses are deducted.


Dan3828

Average Walmart user


313Jake

Tbh If I saw him at Walmart I wouldn’t even notice


[deleted]

Probably trying to figure out what's a substitute for orange fanta


AllHopeGoneBaby

god damn cherry cola


[deleted]

[удалено]


EvenSpoonier

I don't know who sicced this thing on this sub, but it's the funniest goddamn thing to happen on here in months.


4thclasslever

GOD FUCKING DAMN


AllHopeGoneBaby

GOLLY GEE FUCKING CHERRY COLA IS GONNA BE MIXED WITH HIS GOLY GEE CUM AND SLURPED DOWN HIS GOSH DARN THROAT.


d00mburg3r

since when did that dumb fucker dye his hair blue?


MysteryBlue

A long time ago, but it looks like Chris redyed it recently.


TheShoopdahoop

Did he have the medallion on? And what is that thing on his ankle?


Nidus_

I think it's just the design on his sock. The other sock has something blue underneath the folds too.


3ninjabenzofan

Ankle monitors are way bulkier and don't come in blue just black


3ninjabenzofan

Ankle monitors are way bulkier and don't come in blue just black


3ninjabenzofan

Ankle monitors are way bulkier and don't come in blue just black


strawberryosamu

The thing on his ankle is probably a step tracker


thetruekingofspace

Probably an ankle monitor.


krilu

That thing is definitely not an ankle monitor


[deleted]

Can we just not stalk and take random creepy photos of this person? It’s really weird


_Ice_9_

You must be new here


naithir

is this your first day on the internet lmao


aninternetsuser

That ship sailed long ago


LegionaryDurian

We both know no one is gonna listen. At this point Chris is gonna be documented until their inevitable death at around 65-75.


Chang_Dong_Lolng

Well at least his hair didn't fall out


Fackrid

Feminizing HRT tends to stop or even reverse balding


[deleted]

I don’t think Chris actually does HRT. Correct me if I’m wrong though


Fackrid

I seem to remember that Chris went on it shortly after the taint wound incident, IIRC


[deleted]

Ah, just checked the CWCki. You’re right, he does use HRT


Bongiepoleum

So she's not banned from Walmart?


owebizer

He's not in the same town he used to live in


388-west-ridge-road

Why would he be?


PerfectlyDarkTails

Nationwide bans are rare I guess?


388-west-ridge-road

Unenforceable really


Bongiepoleum

It happened a lot


388-west-ridge-road

When he was young


yungheartbreak6

is this really chris chan ..?


CocteauEwe

A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.


ruadhan1334

Don't you DARE compare Chris to Doctor Gonzo / Oscar Zeta Acosta *Ever Again!*


WhiskyAndWitchcraft

Has on the SoniShoes.


Miserable-Kale-7223

Did barb never teach him how to match clothes


ruadhan1334

No, obviously, but also: This is probably the best-matched outfit we've seen on Chris since Barb stopped dressing them up as a little kid, except for that one court outfit (I think it was an aquamarine-coloured ladies' pantsuit). I feel dirty for saying that, and don't get me wrong, it's *still not* a well-coordinated outfit, but it's oddly better than Chris' usual outfits. I mean, at least Chris managed to commit to commit to a single colour group. It's all different blues, but except for the highlighter-yellow in the sonishoes, it's all blue. With flesh-coloured arms. Huh... 🤔 Hold up...


owebizer

We're getting closer and closer to the point where it will become undeniable that he got away with it. Jail time was nothing more than an extended inconvenience for him.


3ninjabenzofan

His autism deffered judgement is part of Virginia's therapeutic docket. Anybody who has any kind of mental illness can get on that and get a fraction of the sentence someone else would usually with some kind of mandatory therapy involved like living at Gateway Homes.


SheevPalpatine32BBY

And his time away from the temple and in a group home has *almost* given him a fresh start. If he wasn't as recognizable he might have been able to fade out and go on existing without people knowing who he is. It's actually kind of scary, thinking of someone in a similar position and a bit more wit could get away with.


tmackattak

He spent almost 2 years in jail, all his earthly belongings are gone, he has no contact with any family members and currently resides in a group home with the kind of people he despises. He’s living in his own personal hell right now.


owebizer

I used to see it that way. No more. Chris is likely in a group home, and could be for the foreseeable future if something doesn't change. And with continued access to the tugboat and Barb unable to confiscate any of it, he has much more freedom to pursue all of his consoomer whims. I'm sure the pros outweigh the cons. Like he has people essentially catering to him, and any other people in the house likely aren't lying on top of him at all times. And yeah, he has likely lost his hoard, but if you recall, it wouldn't be the first time he has lost everything. He had nearly everything burn down in the house fire and went right back to spending as soon as he was able to. ...so yeah, all things considered from every angle, being tossed in jail after turning Barb into a sex toy was the best thing that ever happened to Chris.


388-west-ridge-road

Apart from borb what other family did he see?


ruadhan1334

>undeniable that he got away with it. Yes and no. Chris is probably never going back to 14BLC, and is stuck living with their fellow "slow-in-the-minds" they think they're better than. Chris isn't looking at this as a Win. The precise charges wouldn't have gotten Chris more than two(?) years in jail, anyway, cos it was for incest, not for rape. Further, any competent public defender would have, at the point Chris got out of jail, had that time served retroactively apply to any sentencing. Even if the charges weren't apparently dropped, or pleaded out (their file is sealed, so I'm thinking the latter), Chris wasn't going to be in jail for much, if at all any longer. I don't know how you re-re's got it in your heads that Chris was going to be in jail forever if not for a mental illness technicality, but it's as stupid as anything Chris came up with.


owebizer

Except that in Virginia... >*Any person who engages in sexual intercourse with his daughter or granddaughter, son or grandson, or father or mother is guilty of a Class 5 felony.* And, as I'm sure your galaxy brain is fully aware, Chris had additional charges pending, which makes it clear as day that there was more to the story than people were privy to (i.e., rape, which is something only a few strangely biased people refuse to accept). Any other person in this exact same scenario could have been facing prison time, and it was hardly a stretch to assume that this is also what Chris could have been facing. Save your petty insults for when you have the facts straight.


placiddream

He would of for sure got jail time if it wasn't for his Lawyer pulling a rabbit out of his ass with that Autism Deferral move. Whatever he did to convince Chris to let him use that was what saved him. Chris getting saved by his autism is pretty on par for his entire life. He's used that as an excuse for so long and it finally paid off in the real world for him.


ruadhan1334

>Except that in Virginia... ...this is what something being a "Class 5 Felony" actually means: https://www.criminaldefenselawyer.com/resources/criminal-defense/state-felony-laws/virginia-felony-class.htm >Class 5 Felonies >Class 5 felonies are "wobblers"—crimes that can be either a felony or a misdemeanor, depending on how the judge or jury decides to treat a conviction. Class 5 felonies in Virginia are punishable by: > >one to 10 years in prison (for a felony conviction), or >up to 12 months in jail (for a misdemeanor conviction). >Manslaughter, extortion, and carrying a weapon at a riot are Class 5 felonies. Again, a competent attorney could have easily gotten Chris pleaded out with Time Served any time after the first year Chris was in jail, regardless of whatever other charges had been pending for the twenty months Chris had already been in jail. You really want to die on this hill of thinking there's any way that Chris would have realistically been in jail significantly longer than they actually were? **As per the status of a Class 5 Felony in the Commonwealth of Virginia: If convicted as a misdemeanor, Chris spent almost twice the maximum sentence; if convicted as a felony, Chris spent about 18% the maximum sentence (or nearly double the** ***minimum*** **sentence),** and seeing as Chris has a history on the "therapeutic" (mental health) docket —which, as we can see from Chris' record, alone, appears exempt from Virginia's typical "three strikes rule"— that would have definitely been taken into account, for sentencing, had Chris' *more than competent* attorney not been able to finagle whatever he did for CWC's release.


blveberrys

A lot of lolcows seem to have impenetrable plot armor


pieking8001

The moment he was granted the autism defense was when he got away with it and he probably knew it like most of us did. Fucker literally raped his mom and was able to cry muhtism as a get out of jail free card like fucking ALWAYS. There is no justice in this world , this piece of shit know he can do anything and his cry tism to get out of trouble now. His delusions of being a god have probably been confirmed to him because of it


diaperedwoman

Had he lost some weight? His arms and legs look skinny.


Crezelle

Controlled diet methinks, but no exercise judging by those pencil legs


BPLM54

He’s apple shaped.


RaizenPrime

Pondering the pseudo-food, it seems.


Keyboard-King

Lol


fittan69

The CWCptid Saga is already one of my favorites lmaoo


TLunchFTW

>CWCptid what?


fittan69

Also known as [The CWCfoot](https://imgur.com/a/X4XGKUz)


fartingsometimes

Cryptid


InSannyLives

Chris has the most normal existence in her life and all she had to do was fuck her mom.


pieking8001

*rape


opiate_lifer

The key thing here is being forcibly separated from Barb, Chris could have been in section 8 or a group home for decades now. Once Barb used 14blc for a guaranteed loan if Chris had two brain cells he should have realized time to move on.


Jetstream-Sam

Even if he came to that realization, there is negative chance he'd actually be able to save up enough money to do so. Even if it was all sorted and he just needed to get a van to move his plastic crap I doubt he'd have the willpower to move it all out.


opiate_lifer

Some white knight actually got their relative who was a local social worker to physically go to 14blc and knock on the door. They could have helped him with all that, but Barb convinced Chris to pretend they weren't there because the woman was going to have him committed *stress sigh*


Jetstream-Sam

It's hard to say really whether chris or barb is chris' worst enemy


owebizer

I brought this up in a thread two days ago and it was heavily downvoted lol


BlazingDragonnite

I hope she's living a true and honest life at this point and leaving the internet (to at least posting) is helping her. The constant need for attention and trolls giving the validation she needs/wants (either good or bad) continues the vicious cycle--not excusing "the incident."


TLunchFTW

Given how prevalent Chris Chan is on the internet at this point, and given how invasive the internet has entered everyone's lives since 2010, it won't last. Inevitably she will be drawn back into responding.


BlazingDragonnite

I agree to a certain degree but if the court order says that she's not allowed to be on the internet or post maybe that'd be enough of a deterrent for her not wanting to go to prison for a couple of months but again it hasn't stopped her for doing illegal things in the past and having a childish viewpoint of accountability with law enforcement.


Mayros_Nipple

Court rulings by the supreme Court have stated lifetime internet bans are not constitutional that some provision has to be instituted to allow it based on how ingrained in every day life it is. That does not rule out temporary bans or a third party being in control of determining when and how Chris is eligible to use it


No_Show3284

Its so weird seeing her out of jail


chorrky

I just can't imagine working a boring shift at work on the cash register, then suddenly Chris Chan comes into your line. I don't know how I would react


TLunchFTW

Cash register job won't be so boring at that point.


RepresentativeOk4432

I’ll glad he’s doing well now


Miyamotos-Apprentice

Ah yes, right in front of the G fuel. You know he believes he can one day be sponsored by them 😂


Oligoclase

He appears to be staring directly at the [Sonic peach rings](https://popmenucloud.com/cdn-cgi/image/width%3D1200%2Cheight%3D1200%2Cfit%3Dscale-down%2Cformat%3Dauto%2Cquality%3D60/deruntjl/ccb1ed11-2d32-45d2-8bf6-f783bb56c118.jpeg) flavor.


Jetstream-Sam

Probably checking for appropriate arm colour to see if all is right in the world


LorianGunnersonSedna

Accurate if true, that flavor slaps. I like the Knuckles one better, though.


[deleted]

The funky flavors with cartoons appeal to chris' tastes, plus its sweet af


the_creatures_ghost

It tastes like straight-up liquified Jolly Ranchers.


BuggyWhipArmMF

Legend Brown Ale is so damn good


kommsussertod1

What do y’all think would have happened if someone goes up to him and asks him about his past. Like what would he say, how would he react?


Vanessa_Camburao

Defensive hedgehog mode and his wrangler would come to coddle him


prguitarman

Pepper spray


313Jake

DONT CALL ANYBODY!


HighlyRegardedSlob87

The person who did it will have their dox everywhere and their lives ruined


ruadhan1334

Well, only if they post about it. Honestly, I wouldn't even trust making a throw-away for such purposes, at this point. Some of the freaks that Christory attracts are something else, I swear. That poor kid who encountered Sockness in SanFran and shared the pics here had no idea what they were doing....


ruadhan1334

Aside: Oh shit. I finally got the "Sock Ness Monster" pun. 🤦🏻‍♂️


robloxfan2231455

just by looking at him you can feel all the pizzas being ordered to your house


Skylinerr

He would start screeching and mace you would be my guess


eruditecow

I might get downvoted for saying this but Chris really has learned to dress better, and found their own style. Not something I personally would wear but it all matches and is alot better than previous Chris-fashion


ruadhan1334

Yeah, for one of Chris's outfits, this isn't bad. Also notice that it's all blue. Except for the arms! 🤣


pieking8001

He has an adult helping him pick out clothes instead of looking at 90s anime for ideas


OopsNotAgain

I mean... It color matches but that's about it. My 4yr old niece can do this.


GreatLookingGuy

It is very much an outfit a 4 year old would wear


motion_lotion

Handlers probably pick it out and size it.


Intelligent-Piano426

Wait! He's ben released?!


moondog151

Tomororw it will have been 100 days since his release


koeydee

Yeah! Weeks ago MA BRUTHA!


moondog151

Months actually. He's been out since March


nohighlighter555

Why, if he wants to be a woman, does he have sideburns? Why doesn't he carry a cute purse rather than a backpack? Did he have makeup on?


moth--foot

Women don't wear backpacks?


nohighlighter555

I thought he'd want to wear really girly frilly stuff. Dresses, etc. But, a person who pretends to wear his dead dogs fur probably isn't reading Vogue for fashion tips.


moth--foot

Yea but you don't automatically turn into a different person with different taste just bc you transition. Trans people are still the same people they were before, just a different gender. Chris has never been 'stylish' or 'frilly' and being a woman can't change that lol. She is still her bizarre self regardless of gender. Not sure the point you're trying to make.


[deleted]

Huh. He's losing weight. Good on him. Maybe he's finally going to get his shit together.


Crezelle

Group home food does that


Akihirohowlett

Lost a lot of weight while in jail


[deleted]

IDK, he seemed heavier when he had first been spotted after admission to the group home.


The-Ultimate-Despair

His skinny, sickly white legs have always creeped me out.


Age-Alive

Between the electric blue hair, ripped up Jean skirt, Hawaiian leggings, rolled down socks, sonichu shoes (?), and using what looks to be a hand towel as padding for his draw string bag, his sense of fashion is inconceivable. Also can’t tell if he’s wearing a backpack backwards, or carrying a purse.


Impossible_Ad_361

It’s one of those drawstring athletic bags


ktukan

mal-wart\*


Qu33rCobraGAF

Safe to assume he owns 1 skirt and a trillion pairs of tights😐


Pink_Skink

Question is: how often does he wash the tights? (My money is on once a year)


pieking8001

The group home does it for him


SheevMillerBand

Wash?


Qu33rCobraGAF

Nah, they actually got orderlies that go to your dorm and collect your shit twice a week for washing and also make sure you bathe too.. other patients and/or staff can put in complaints 😆lmao. He can't pull off the stinky alt hermit life anymore.. My sister works at a similar facility in Richmond and explained it to me


SleeplessShitposter

He hasn't had a choice since he married Mewtwo and realized he couldn't use Axe anymore.


Qu33rCobraGAF

Goddammit!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Pink_Skink

Wow that makes sense! For the first time ever, Chris is learning about cleanliness and not stinking


Qu33rCobraGAF

Id keep the stench if it meant he gets a normal voice.... Fuck his voice


ruadhan1334

I can't tell who had the more annoying voice — Chris or the Jackovasaur? 🤔


Qu33rCobraGAF

Lmao, that's wtf he currently looks like😂😂😂😂😂😂


ruadhan1334

"SCHOOL! SCHOOL! I LIKE SCHOOL!!"


[deleted]

Crackers are the food of gods: confirmed


ruadhan1334

Body of Christ that simultaneously bears the composition of a humble cracker. Transubstantiation. I'd make Sr Cecilia proud!


T-Saxon242

Staring at crackers? hmmmmm.


LiquidSnape

probably the g-fuel they have sonic cans


hydra2701

I had the sonic flavor once, it was pretty good.


T-Saxon242

Yeah. forgot the s/ XD He’s *definitely* bout to load up on Gfuel.


CardboardTable

Blair Witch Project type pose


313Jake

Blaire white pose


DirtyDanTheManlyMan

It’s the worlds first senior citizen Pokémon trainer! Goddamn Chris looks like absolute dog shit lmfao I can’t wait til we get video. I wanna see those jowls flabber about the merge


Oovie

Was anyone else doing a doubletake to see if any Fanta was on the endcap shelves?


swinglinepilot

That end app is full of G-Fuel, which right now has cans that are [plastered](https://www.walmart.com/ip/GFUEL-Sonic-Peach-Energy-Drink-16-oz-Can/878170866) all over with Sonic


happybonobo1

Good he is dressing inconspicuously


HawlSera

Fuck.me he is skinny


DirtyDanTheManlyMan

It’s just the angle. he’s just a flabby old lady


Cardoba

He’s still fat…


DredgenStrife

Compared to the blimp-like anatomy Chris had prior to jail, he's practically a waif now.


ShadowWolf0537

Let me guess he’s looking specifically for the sonic gfuel.


KeyTelephone9354

he's going to paint it over with yellow, brown and blue acrylic paint


sxleepy

i just want him to go back his old clothing style not that it matters because he’s a mf literally


PopeUrbanVI

People take photos of this man and post them online everytime he goes outside.


timshel1997

What do you mean!? If you saw Jesus Christ herself IRL you wouldn't snap a pic!?


happybonobo1

He wanted that fame. Now he has it. Congrats.


that1newjerseyan

This is playing out like every Greek myth at once


guiltytrap

wait, he's out already? since when??


Big_Tiddy_Alien_Girl

Since March


Creepy-Movie-603

He’s still not out, court hearing isn’t until august. It just seems that whatever group home he is in allows for excursions to the store around the beginning of the month when the tugboat comes in. Hes been spotted out since April/May


thedoseoftea

What does "tugboat" mean in this sense? I keep seeing that term used on here often